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Li Muqing has been a little bored lately.
He was a rich kid, what others would call a wealthy person, that's true. But who says that children from wealthy families are all bad at studying? So, he went to a prestigious university.
Even after starting university, life remained just as boring.
Yes, boring.
He was never short of companions, and they were always men. Do you know what homosexuality is? That's right, Li Muqing is gay. Who said homosexuals are all dirty?
Okay, Li Muqing admits that he changes boyfriends faster and more frequently than the Shenzhou N spacecraft, but that doesn't mean he's a promiscuous person! Li Muqing is puzzled; no matter how handsome the guy around him is, he just can't go all the way with him. Why is that?
His mysophobia wasn't that severe! Why couldn't he tolerate those handsome guys putting their penises into his vagina? Was he afraid of pain? That shouldn't be the case. After all, Li Muqing was a grown man. He might not be a pillar of strength, but surely he wouldn't be afraid of such a small thing? So why was he like this? Li Muqing finally racked his brains and found the answer in some book.
Obsessive-compulsive disorder related to cleanliness.
Sigh, changing partners so frequently, it all boils down to three words.
I don't feel anything.
It's fucking baffling. The world is so big, why is it so damn hard to find a man you have feelings for? Feelings, what are feelings? It's just a feeling!
Damn it, what a waste of time! Li Muqing stopped thinking about it. In short, she would use those handsome guys around her for now, and when her true love came, she could play the innocent card and give away her virginity. It wouldn't be too late!
It's never too late!
And now, his partner, Zhao Yezhi, is a typical handsome man with thick eyebrows and a high nose. He's gentle and considerate, and he rides his motorcycle to take Li Muqing to class every day. Sigh, Zhao Yezhi is really unlucky; he has a name that Li Muqing laughs at. Actually, many people pronounce his name as "Zhao Zhizhi" when they first hear it. Zhao Yezhi wonders why no one calls him "Zhao Yeye." At least that way he can have a little advantage. But once people learn the correct pronunciation of "Zhao Yezhi," the second round of ridicule begins: "Zhao Yazhi? What a nice name! Hahaha!"
This is the common second reaction.
The name itself wasn't a big deal; Zhao Yezhi was used to it and it wasn't a problem. But he and Li Muqing had been together for almost a year, and they still couldn't cross that final hurdle. He was getting anxious! What couple could date for almost a year and still both be virgins? Does anyone? If they do, it's with a woman! Men don't need so many complicated details in their relationships! They just get straight to it! But... but Li Muqing was such a difficult person to please; no matter how much he pleaded, she wouldn't agree. Frustrated, Zhao Yezhi could only watch gay porn every day and satisfy all his needs with his hands.
Excessive demands affect life, so he overslept today and didn't have time to make breakfast for Li Muqing. Li Muqing scolded him from head to toe, saying how miserable his life was... It would be best to watch less gay porn at night in the future!
After cursing Zhao Yezhi, Li Muqing looked up and saw a roadside stall selling jianbing guozi (Chinese crepes). Ugh, he wouldn't stoop to eating such filthy food, but his stomach was growling! Oh well, he decided to put up with it and bought a jianbing guozi.
"Damn, this is awful!" Li Muqing cursed inwardly as she took a bite.
Then, he threw down the jianbing guozi he was holding, ordered a second one, and made some small requests.
"What? Ten yuan? Are you trying to scam me?" Li Muqing had never encountered such an uncooperative person. Fine, since you don't want to do business, then I'll give you a hand. At noon, Li Muqing called her father, who worked in a government department, and said that she had eaten at a roadside stall near the school gate that morning and had an upset stomach.
The next day, he never saw the pancake seller again.
He felt incredibly happy! It seems his life is starting to get a little more interesting.
How ridiculous! He was just trying to spite a pancake vendor. It's fucking laughable.
But whatever, I've been a bit bored lately anyway, so trying something different wouldn't be bad.
Since we're bored, let's go to class! After ordering a premium beef set meal, Li Muqing suddenly thought that he might find something interesting in class. Even if he didn't, it would be nice to look at handsome guys! So, forgetting that someone was coming to deliver the food, he grabbed his bag and rushed out, heading straight for the classroom.
It's been so long since I've been to class, it feels so good! He's almost forgotten he's a student, always skipping classes and having others take attendance for him. Since he's in the mood today, well, let's see what this old geezer has to say.
"Li Muqing".
"arrive!"
"arrive."
Huh? This is something new! Didn't I tell you, bro, not to answer for me? What's this? Someone who's not afraid of death? Li Muqing turned around and saw... damn! He looks like an African refugee, just a bit stronger, and really dark-skinned! His face is filthy, and he's just not pleasing to the eye. Fine, since I've run into you, you're unlucky, you're out of luck!
After explaining to the professor, Li Muqing glanced back at the burly, dark-skinned man with the look of utter disgust on his face. Haha, how interesting! Someone that big can blush like that! This world is truly amazing!
The big guy actually had to bend down and start rubbing his hands! Wow! Are there really such innocent people in this class? How come Li Muqing hasn't noticed them after two years of schooling? Strange, very strange!
Look closely, this muscular man isn't ugly at all! His eyes are eyes, his nose is a nose, and look at those lips, so full and cute! Where did this perfect man come from? Li Muqing suddenly became interested. She wondered what he would look like if he washed his face, changed his clothes and hairstyle.
Hehe! Thinking of this, Li Muqing revealed a wicked smile. It seems that his life will not be boring anymore.
This guy is so honest it's adorable, or to put it bluntly, he's adorably naive.
People in big cities are all too shrewd, some too shrewd, so cunning! An honest man like this is definitely a national treasure! Thinking of this, Li Muqing's mischievous side came out.
Okay, you're my next target!
That's hilarious, fucking hilarious!
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