Chapter 65 Get out of here!
Luo Qingfeng told him that he was not only a sister-con, but also a brother-con.
Later, because Luo Qingfeng wanted to open an umbrella to see ghosts in their dormitory every night, everyone in the dormitory turned into giant pandas.
Xu Yansheng endured it again and again, and after three days, he reached his limit.
At noon that day, Luo Qingfeng rushed to their dormitory after class.
So, Xu Yansheng used his supernatural powers again.
"Luo Qingfeng, get out of here right now."
Luo Qingfeng stiffly took out an egg and rolled it quickly.
Xu Yansheng:?
Qiu Tingxu:? ?
Wen Lang:? ? ?
"Hahahaha!!! Holy shit, Qingfeng, why do you carry an egg with you? Do you have the ability to foresee the future?"
Luo Qingfeng rolled on the ground feeling aggrieved, with his brows and eyes hung low.
But very irritable.
"This is my fucking breakfast. I didn't finish it this morning and forgot about it!"
"Fuck him, how could there be a character like Xu Yansheng?"
Wen Lang was laughing at first, but was shocked by his rude remarks.
"Qingfeng...you didn't know how to curse before, but now you're like that idol whose image has collapsed..."
Luo Qingfeng's strange behavior of running away began to slow down and finally stopped.
He stood up slowly with his head down, pursed his lips, curved his peach blossom eyes, and looked up at Wen Lang very gently.
It was as if the person who had just cursed was a ghost possessing him.
"How could that be, Brother Wen Lang? The idol's image will collapse, and Qingfeng will always be different~"
Wen Lang scratched his head, puzzled: "What do you mean?"
Qing Feng bared his white teeth and said with a smile: "What I mean is that I not only curse people, but I also beat people. I didn't do that before, but I just didn't want to. There is no such thing as a broken character. Do you understand?"
The speed of changing his face was faster than that of a professional actor, leaving Wen Lang unable to react at all.
"……oh oh."
"But you're a little scary."
Luo Qingfeng patted the dust off his hands, frowned and looked at his hands, still feeling disgusted. He turned gracefully and went to the sink to wash his hands.
"Is this scary? There are even scarier things. You will know later."
Wen Lang: "Thank you for the invitation, I don't really want to know."
Luo Qingfeng: "Oh, that's not up to you."
"We've cleared up the misunderstanding, and you still want to stand on my head? No way."
Wen Lang: “…”
No, what's going on? Why did the style change suddenly out of nowhere?
Qiu Tingxu was enjoying eating the watermelon, and seeing this scene, he couldn't help but feel sad for Wen Lang.
"My prodigal son, you are so miserable! How could your father raise such a cowardly child like you? Your father sympathizes with you so much!"
Wen Lang smiled wryly: "Thank you, I feel sympathy."
"You still speak as sweetly as ever. I suggest you sew your mouth shut from now on."
Qiu Tingxu happily scooped a spoonful of watermelon and mumbled, "It can't be spicy. How can I eat watermelon if it's spicy?"
Wen Lang gave him the middle finger and said, "Eat, eat, eat. Choke to death!"
But when he turned around, he found Xu Yansheng staring at him sinisterly, and immediately retracted his middle finger.
I started playing rock-paper-scissors very unnaturally.
"Ahaha, Qingfeng, let's play rock-paper-scissors. I haven't played it for a long time, almost ten years..."
However, after Luo Qingfeng washed his hands, he began to stare at the egg on the ground with a bitter look, wondering whether he should step on it or put it into Xu Yansheng's mouth.
But the latter seems a bit difficult to implement. Xu Yansheng, this lunatic, is too outrageous and he can't win.
It happened that Wen Lang started saying something inexplicable at this time, and Luo Qingfeng looked at him with a smile.
"Hmm? Sure, brother, can you promise me one thing first?"
Wen Lang is a kind-hearted person, but also a silly guy.
"What's up?"
Luo Qingfeng raised her fair and beautiful chin towards Xu Yansheng and said, "Give this egg to Xu Yansheng to eat!"
Otherwise it will be hard to get rid of his anger!
Wen Lang understood the meaning of this sentence and followed his gaze to look at Xu Yansheng.
Xu Yansheng had a cold face and raised his eyebrows slightly.
Wen Lang's brain CPU almost exploded, and his face turned into one of horror in a second.
"You are such a good brother to me. If you want me dead, you don't have to be so roundabout! I'm going to buy you a knife right now, and you can just kill me with the knife."
"Anyway, I no longer have human rights in this dormitory!"
Luo Qingfeng leaned lazily on Wen Lang's desk and said in distress: "I have nothing to do, why are you stabbing me?"
"You have no human rights in this dormitory? Then why don't you move out with me?"
Xu Yansheng snorted coldly when he heard this: "It's just a noise."
Luo Qingfeng: "What do you mean?"
Qiu Tingxu almost spit out the watermelon in his mouth from laughing.
"Ahem, I mean, your plan has been heard by the entire Nan'an University. This is the abbreviation I showed Young Master Yan these days..."
He felt a little guilty and confused at the same time.
"But what are you planning?"
Luo Qingfeng exchanged glances with Xu Yansheng obscurely, had a quick exchange, and then quickly returned to his innocent and affectionate appearance.
"I don't know either. I don't even understand what Xu Yansheng meant~"
"But I think there is something wrong with you. Why don't you teach good things, but only teach bad things to Xu Yansheng?"
This move is called the method of diverting conflicts.
This immediately turned Qiu Tingxu's question in another direction.
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He put down the melon in his hand and placed it upright on the table, putting a few pieces of paper underneath.
Then he slowly wiped his hands that were stained with watermelon juice and turned over to rest them on the back of the chair.
He said righteously: "I just shared this with him for fun. How can that be considered as teaching him bad things?"
"To put it another way, if you really want to hold someone accountable, shouldn't you ask the Internet why it can't remain a pure land and be more serious?"
This move, this move is called using magic to defeat magic...
Luo Qingfeng was so stunned by his upright words that he was speechless.
Wen Lang covered his face, grabbed him and took him out the door.
"Why are you arguing with them? Can't you see that I'm at the bottom of the food chain in this dormitory?"
Luo Qingfeng followed him and nodded: "I see."
Wen Lang couldn't believe it: "Then why are you provoking them?"
Luo Qingfeng was no longer stunned, he smiled.
"Because I'm better than you~"
Wen Lang: "...I￥%*@%&*!"
Someone come and kill him!
Luo Qingfeng stretched out his hand and pinched his face, and said softly: "Brother Wenlang, you look like a big puppy now."
Then he added seriously: "If you don't provoke others, how do you know where his bottom line is?"
Wen Lang's brows jumped, and he held down Luo Qingfeng's hand that was pinching him, his voice a little deep.
"Qingfeng, don't you know you'll get beaten easily if you do this?"
Luo Qingfeng didn't pull his hand away and seemed to enjoy the warmth.
He shrugged indifferently and said the most provocative words with the most innocent face.
"Don't worry, most people can't beat me."
Wen Lang: “…”
The problem is, Xu Yansheng and Qiu Tingxu are both extraordinary!
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