Chapter 76: The King of Talking, Teaching You How to Be a Good Person Online
"My fellow passerby, you have no time to go shopping even though you can't even clear the troops line? Are you waiting for your four dads to support you?"
"Is this someone who's lazy and playing games while delivering food? Delivering food in the canyon?"
"My grandma stewed pig's trotters for me yesterday. They were pretty rotten, but delicious. You're even worse at playing this game than her stewed pig's trotters. It goes really well with rice."
"You charge forward bravely in a one-on-one duel, but you stand back and cower in a team fight. It would be fine if you were just a coward, but why did you choke to death on yourself?"
"When I play jungle, I am here to harvest and destroy the back row, not to show you where is the best place to make a grave for you."
"Do you have hands, dear? If you have hands, let's use them. Don't use your feet. Your technique is going to make you stink, right?"
"Hey, look, there are three skills in total plus a normal attack, how can you use them so miscellaneously?"
"Open your big, useless eyes and look around. Are there any little monsters in the whole canyon that can teach you some skills? Go and find a master to teach you. I'm begging you."
"Did you see the other side? You are his adopted parent. You are really good at playing tricks. I just didn't go to see you for a while, and you gave me a bunch of grandchildren. It's amazing."
"Fuck, why did my eyes suddenly go blind? Did I see something unclean? Oh, it turns out that my eyes were burned by the unfilial son."
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Qiu Tingxu, Wen Lang, Luo Yuanshan: ...
They overcame the age and height differences, reached a consensus at this moment, and gave a thumbs up to Luo Qingfeng's iron mouth.
Passerby teammates: "..."
It seems like I can’t get over it, so can I join?
"Fuck you, brother! You're as good at scolding people as you are at playing games! How do you do it? Teach me, teach me!"
Luo Qingfeng, who was killing people everywhere, couldn't help but remain silent at this time.
I have never met someone who is so flexible and adaptable. He is worthy of being a noob who has climbed to the top of the king.
Four words: both useless and useless.
His mouth was dry from the spray, and he pursed his lips impatiently, "Tsk, it's true that a tree without bark will surely die, and a person without shame will be invincible in the world."
"Otherwise, you can just wait at the fountain and watch your fathers lead you to a world you have never seen."
"Don't be a spy anymore. Fathers have tempers too."
The random teammates were circling around the fountain obediently, showing no sign of the spirit that they had just shown in chasing the enemy to their death.
"Okay, okay, Dad, fly bravely, Popo will always be with you!"
Luo Qingfeng: "...yue!"
Without teammates who were holding him back and causing trouble, Luo Qingfeng controlled his shark to swim around, appearing and disappearing mysteriously, and killing the opposing mages and shooters.
Qiu Tingxu and the other two cooperated with him to kill people everywhere.
A few minutes later, the enemy crystal exploded.
Luo Qingfeng kicked him away cleanly amid the worship of his teammates.
He frowned. "Should I suggest to the game officials that they introduce a four-person team mode? It's harder to play with teammates than without them."
Wen Lang looked at him thoughtfully, and after a moment he shouted, "Ah! I remember now, the way you scolded me just now was the same as a random teammate I met before!"
"It's you, right? I mean, why does your ID look so familiar?"
Luo Qingfeng's eyelids drooped, and he looked at him grimly: "Finally you remembered? Aren't you good at talking? Why didn't you say anything just now?"
Wen Lang touched the back of his head and chuckled sheepishly: "Hehe, I was not in a good mood that time, and I didn't know you were such a bad teammate."
Luo Qingfeng: "? Have some sense, the four of you are giving away heads like crazy, how can a jungler like me save so many people?"
"You guys are the real deal, I'm being forced to eat, okay?"
"But why are you in a bad mood?"
Wen Lang immediately held back tears and pointed his finger tremblingly at Qiu Tingxu and Xu Yansheng: "They both excluded me..."
"It's obviously a movie about three people, but I still can't have a name~"
He even sang it.
Qiu Tingxu thought for a long time, but couldn't remember which time he was talking about.
Luo Qingfeng stroked Wen Lang's dog head lovingly, but did not speak for him.
"Why do you have to interfere with their world of two? Why don't you just come and play with me?"
Wen Lang: “……?”
"Wait, what do you mean by interfering?"
Luo Qingfeng: "Well, don't think about it, let's continue playing games."
Wen Lang didn't take it seriously at first. After the performance, he focused his attention on the game again.
Games are his favorite!
Qiu Tingxu was still in deep thought, wondering when did he exclude Wen Lang? Hadn’t they always been good brothers?
Luo Yuanshan was like a bystander, watching their thoughts silently.
Xu Yansheng was still reading. The lively atmosphere did not pull him out of his own world. He did not even raise his head.
The next second, Qiu Tingxu moved next to him and waved his phone in front of him.
"Master Yan, don't you want to learn? Just watch how we fight. It will be easier for you to learn later."
Xu Yansheng was interrupted by him and turned his head to look into his eyes. He saw clearly that pair of clear eyes were filled with excitement and joy, and now there was also his small reflection.
As if he was afraid of being sucked into those bright eyes, he looked away to the phone in Qiu Tingxu's hand.
The page just entered the game, and there were only five weird-looking people? Walking around on a weird map.
Xu Yansheng really didn't understand it at all. Although the two of them played in the dormitory when they had nothing to do, he had never paid attention to the game.
He put down the book in his hand and just listened to Qiu Tingxu and watched him fight.
Qiu Tingxu plays the mid lane mage position, Qiao Mei.
She's a little loli, very cute.
Qiu Tingxu liked this hero very much. While operating the hero, he said to Xu Yansheng: "Isn't this little Lolita cute?"
"She has a sister who is very pretty, but unfortunately I rarely play the supporting role."
"But it doesn't matter. I've already got the skins of these two sisters."
Xu Yansheng asked him softly: "What is full leather?"
Qiu Tingxu paused for a moment before explaining, "It's the skin, which is equivalent to their clothes, decorations, etc. Don't we change clothes every day? These heroes can also change into beautiful skins."
Xu Yansheng: "Does that mean you bought them all a lot of beautiful clothes?"
Qiu Tingxu stared at the screen and replied with a smile: "Yeah, one for each game, seven or eight for a day! It's really cool."
Xu Yansheng was not very happy, and stared at Qiu Tingxu's phone with a bitter and resentful look.
You didn’t buy me many clothes. 】
Suddenly, Qiu Tingxu's skills went astray.
He blinked and tilted his head to look at Xu Yansheng.
"Did you just speak?"
Then he whispered, "Or did you say it secretly in your heart?"
Xu Yansheng said proudly, "Think for yourself."
Qiu Tingxu hissed softly, looked at the screen that had gone dark, and scratched the tip of his nose.
"Um, Xu Yansheng, has anyone ever told you that you are really cute sometimes~"
Xu Yansheng looked at him with his eyelids drooping, looking listless, "No."
Qiu Tingxu smiled and said, "Then I am the first one. I will tell you later."
Xu Yansheng's eyelashes covered his eyes, hiding some of the dark colors flowing around, "Yeah."
"Qiu Tingxu! Are you standing at the crystal waiting for your dad to pick you up for school? Hurry up and clear the lane for me. If you come too late, I'll eat you up and let you be the ATM for the other side!"
The shocking thunder suddenly shattered the quietly pervasive atmosphere of ambiguity, and Luo Qingfeng began to scold his teammates again.
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