Chapter 292 Madman

"Is the emperor not well yet?"

Li Fanghua entered the palace and asked with a frown when she didn't see Shen Jing'an.

"The emperor has had this disease since he was a child. If he was well, he would have recovered long ago. Why drag it on until now?" Lin You pulled his lips.

[Hehe, this stinky shemale, does she think the whole world belongs to her, or does she think she is the god who controls life and death. ]

"Hua Fei, come here, have you thought of the answer?"

Li Fanghua sat down and stared at Lin You, "The queen said just now that we don't need to do anything, we just need to stand there as security guards. I don't agree with this."

"Security guard?"

Lin You understood, but could only pretend not to understand.

What if Li Fanghua was testing him!

"It means guarding."

"This general and his 100,000 elite soldiers are sharp weapons on the battlefield. They can only kill people, not stand like wooden stakes."

Lin You raised his eyebrows. "So what you mean is, do you want to go to war with the Western Zhou Dynasty?"

Li Fanghua, "Not me, but us."

"Now I give you two choices."

"One, either attack the Western Zhou Dynasty with me, or you decide on this matter yourself."

After all, she still has two lives to live. If she takes a risk, she can get away with it.

But she will sacrifice all the efforts she has made in the past few days.

"Then there is no need."

Lin You refused directly.

Her mission, in addition to helping Shen Jing'an restore his health, is to protect this world. If she goes to war, it will be a disaster, and tens of millions of soldiers and civilians will lose their health. This will also affect her energy or the time to go back.

Lin You refused so bluntly that Li Fanghua was confused for a while.

"You Guifei, are you sick? In addition to attacking Xizhou, do you think you have any other way to survive?"

"The other way is a dead end, you know!"

Li Fanghua was so excited that she stood up and looked at Lin You as if he was crazy.

"What are you afraid of? At worst, just surrender!"

Lin You smiled and blurted out such a sentence. Li Fanghua was shocked again and her facial features were deformed.

"Surrender, you actually want to surrender and hand over this Dasheng to others?!"

Li Fanghua laughed and was speechless.

After all, in her eyes, Lin You was a pampered concubine who had everything she wanted. How could she be willing to hand over all this to others?

Crazy, this woman is crazy! Or, this woman is

crazy, stupid!

"I will not talk to a woman with long hair and little knowledge. I will talk to the emperor."

Li Fanghua had nothing to say to Lin You.

"Eunuch Hong, please send us away!"

Lin You stood up and ordered.

Several imperial guards surrounded them immediately. Seeing that Lin You was about to disappear, Li Fanghua gritted her teeth and shouted, "Okay, I promise you."

Lin You paused, then turned around and walked back to Li Fanghua slowly, raising her bright red lips, "So, Concubine Hua is willing to be a wooden stake for once?"

Li Fanghua's face turned green, and she gritted her teeth, "Yes."

"But my time is also limited."

If she didn't have any conditions, Concubine You, this crazy woman, would probably think she was a soft persimmon that was easy to manipulate.

"Ten days." Lin You said.

Li Fanghua, "Impossible."

"Then eight days."

Lin You said again.

"No, it's still too long. My soldiers are all impatient. They can't kill the enemy when they see it, just like hunters seeing prey."

Li Fanghua pressed the time again.

[Haha, as expected, people from the modern era love to bargain.]

System, [Smart host, no wonder I think your decisive look just now is a little familiar. It turns out that you use the way of bargaining and pretending to be a human when shopping in the modern era.]

[Congratulations, you got it right.]

The system used to say this to Lin You, but now it's Lin You's turn to say it.

Lin You turned and left, "The minimum time is seven days. If you don't want to, this matter can be cancelled."

"You..."

Li Fanghua was so angry that her lungs hurt when she saw Lin You's calm and pretentious look.

She couldn't help but spit out a sentence, "Fuck!"

Lin You kept walking, but the corners of his mouth were already raised.

"Seven days is seven days, lunatic!"

After saying that, Li Fanghua shook his sleeves and left.

Her silver teeth were about to break.

This damn bitch, stinky bitch, when this general takes over this Dasheng, I will definitely return today's anger to her a hundred times a thousand times.

She has been here for so long, and no one has dared to disobey her

like this. He dared to bargain with her for time.

It's really annoying.

Seeing Li Fanghua leaving angrily, Eunuch Hong, Daya, Yan Zhi, and Yan Lu in secret, all burst out laughing.

Ever since they could hear Lin You's inner voice, their ability to hold back their laughter has been getting worse and worse.

Sometimes they couldn't help it and burst out laughing.

Li Fanghua walked to the door and heard a strange noise. She turned her head abruptly, but saw that everyone was still lowering their heads, just like before.

Ha!

A bunch of dogs and slaves!

She heard them laughing, but they still pretended!

They are just slaves. When she becomes the mistress of Dasheng, she won't be able to chop off the heads of these people.

"Hahahaha!"

Lin You burst into a devilish laugh after entering the inner room.

"Haha!"

Seeing Lin You rolling on the dragon couch with laughter, Shen Jing'an couldn't help laughing too.

But his laughter was gentle and elegant, revealing a noble aura, which was very pleasing to the eye, while Lin You was just like a madman.

"Your Majesty, my Jing, this is not the way to laugh. You have to smile with your mouth wide open and laugh loudly, so that your body and mind can feel happy and be completely released."

Lin You was a little jealous of him, a man, who laughed so beautifully, so she stretched out two jade fingers and lifted up the corners of his mouth, showing his white and neat teeth.

Shen Jing'an let her play with him, with a doting look in his eyes.

"Yes, that's it, and then open your mouth slightly, and then open it again..."

Shen Jing'an followed her instructions and opened his mouth a little wider, but Lin You still asked him to open it wider.

Eunuch Hong, Daya and others who were secretly watching from the side, saw their emperor's expression as stiff as a puppet, and almost couldn't help laughing again.

But no matter who you laugh at, you can't laugh at their noble emperor!

So, you have to hold it in.

"Hahahaha..."

Lin You burst into laughter again, "Haha, you look a little like Jingya like this!"

Shen Jing'an, "..." She

actually said he looked like a duck!

Shen Jing'an's handsome face turned completely dark.

He grabbed Lin You's restless little hands, held her waist, and pressed her on the dragon couch. He

lowered his head and covered her smiling lips with his thin lips.

When Eunuch Hong and the others saw that the Emperor and their Empress were about to start exercising again, they quickly left the inner room and closed the door for them.

Several people were waiting not far from the door.

Daya turned her head and suddenly saw Eunuch Hong shedding two lines of tears. She asked in confusion: "Eunuch Hong, why are you crying?"

"Hey, nothing. I just couldn't help but shed tears of happiness when I saw the Emperor and the Empress were happy." Eunuch Hong wiped his tears.

"You should be thinking of your Xiaogang, right?"

Yanlu's faint voice sounded behind the two of them. Eunuch Hong's face immediately flushed, and he raised his fist and chased Yanlu to hit him, "You stinky boy, I'll teach you to talk nonsense again! Stop right there!"

"Puchi--"

Daya laughed so hard that she fell forward and backward.