[I pooped in my pants. Ugh…so embarrassing!]

As soon as the nurse heard the noise, she knew that the little ancestor had woken up, and she hurried forward to change Shen Yue's diaper.

The nurse skillfully lifted Shen Yue's two little feet and scrubbed her little butt with warm water.

Shen Yue: ...

This is so shameful.

Shen Yue was an entertainment reporter in her previous life, commonly known as a paparazzi.

Just because he stayed up late to follow the gossip about a top-tier romance, he died suddenly.

When she opened her eyes again, she found herself in an old story about a wife-chasing funeral pyre, and became the cannon fodder daughter of the abused heroine.

Being a cannon fodder is acceptable, after all, you can still survive by changing the plot with wisdom.

It turned out to be a tire puncture.

What kind of good person can change the plot with wisdom when he is at an age where he can't control his pee and poop and can't even express the words "pee and poop"?

Destroy it! I am tired, I don't care about life and death, I don't accept it, but I just lie down and accept the arrangement of the plot, and live one day at a time.

It is a baby's instinct that after being changed, they want to suck on something comfortably.

Shen Yue's big round eyes rolled around, and she couldn't help but put her pink little round hands into her mouth.

While sucking with relish, he started calling the system.

[Hello, hello, system, are you there? Can you hear me? ]

Nurse:……

Calling system?

This is the rhythm of another revelation.

In just two days, the scandals of 90% of the medical staff in the pediatrics and obstetrics and gynecology departments were exposed to everyone.

The doctors and nurses who came to check on the ward all entered with smiles on their faces and left with faces pulled on their faces. Some of them with bad tempers even kicked the door when they left. The maintenance department had come to repair the room three times.

If she reported it again, she might not know whose name it would be. The nurse was afraid that she would be the one to be blamed, so she quickly put Shen Yue next to her mother and interrupted her communication with the system.

[Sister nurse, you really understand babies. You know that babies will feel insecure if they can't smell their mother's scent.]

[That's right! Babies should stay with their mothers! ]

[Alas! What a pity for my mother's fate! She really deserves the reputation of being the heroine of a sad novel, she really tortured her to death! ]

Nurse:……

That’s right. I’ve been working in obstetrics for almost ten years, and I’ve never seen anyone come to the hospital with a big belly to give birth.

During the delivery process, she suffered severe bleeding and was finally rescued.

Although he has been transferred from the ICU to the general ward, he has not woken up yet.

[It's another day when melons are piled up like a mountain. Which melon should I open first? ]

Shen Yuejing looked with her bright, round eyes at the nurse who was tucking her in.

[It seems that I haven’t seen the gossip about this nurse sister yet. 】

Nurse:……

Where is the bottle?

Gotta shut her mouth.

After eating milk powder for two days, Shen Yue had already given up struggling and got used to it.

She is now a baby in body but an adult in soul. Formula milk is only suitable for babies and she finds it too fishy to swallow.

But she can only eat milk powder now, and she has to swallow it in big gulps while pinching her nose.

The nurse finally breathed a sigh of relief and looked down at Shen Yue in her arms.

The little guy would hold up his chubby little fists while drinking milk, but he would not let go when he was full. His little tongue would lick his pink lips contentedly and he would burp the milk foam at the end.

The nurse's heart melted by the cute look.

Who knew that the little guy would be more energetic to cause trouble after eating.

[Why did you change the doctor on ward rounds again? 】

Doctor Feng: …

Then I leave?

The nurse gave Dr. Feng a slightly awkward smile, which roughly meant that she should not bother with a child.

As soon as I apologized, the little guy started again.

[This doctor is so serious! I don’t know if he is afraid of exposing his wrinkles, but his face under the thick glasses is expressionless, as if it had been ironed with an iron. His whole body, even his hair, exudes the majesty of an academic master.]

Perhaps Dr. Feng was very pleased with the evaluation from the "academic master", and his expression did not change.

The nurse felt a little relieved as she placed Shen Yue in the small bed and undid the blanket to facilitate Dr. Feng's routine examination.

I thought, little guy, please be more careful!

If you offend this person again, no doctor will be willing to come to your ward for rounds.

[Tsk! This serious look shows that he is a health-conscious person with a boring private life. How boring! ]

Hearing the little guy say it was boring, the nurse felt relieved.

After putting it down, I couldn't help but wonder if Dr. Feng, who is a top-notch doctor with rich experience, would have some eye-opening news.

Like the little guy said, there is always a chance of something happening.

Just like this little guy, he was different from other babies when he was born. He could only make babbling sounds from his mouth, but they were automatically translated into understandable sentences by our ears.

No one could explain what was going on, and what was even stranger was that no one had the desire to study her.

Maybe it's the system's effect, and everyone who has heard it naturally thinks so.

Who would have thought that the little guy was not picky at all when eating melons.

Even if he judged that there was nothing interesting to see, he still summoned the system.

After reading the system content, Shen Yue curled her lips and smiled with raised eyebrows.

[Tsk! I never knew that Dr. Feng actually has two faces.]

Everyone who followed Dr. Feng to make rounds: …

Oh~~~

What's going on?

Hurry up.

[While at work, I pushed up my glasses and sternly warned patients to go to bed early, get up early and eat less junk food.

As soon as I took off my white coat, I started to imitate the young people staying up late to dance and play games, with crayfish in my left hand and spicy hot pot in my right hand, and I also had to put out beer and barbecue. 】

Click!

The stethoscope in Dr. Feng's hand creaked as it was squeezed.

It is very similar to the reputation she has accumulated through decades of hard work.

[Why does Dr. Feng look like this? Are you constipated? ]

Doctor Feng: …

Even though my blood pressure was rising faster than a thermometer dropped into boiling water, I still heard something even more exciting.

[Wow! Dr. Feng is old, but he still likes guys with eight-pack abs. His phone is full of short videos of handsome guys with bare chests and showing off their abs.]

[I didn't expect there would be something even more exciting. Dr. Feng actually found a boyfriend who is 30 years younger than her. He is also a double-door sports student. He just fought 300 rounds last night. He is still as good as ever and is truly a role model for women! ]

[I didn't expect this boyfriend to be so amazing. He took Dr. Feng's money, drove the car Dr. Feng gave him, and pretended to be a rich second-generation to pick up an art student.]

[After serving Dr. Feng, I still have some ammunition to pay the art student. With such a good waist, no wonder Dr. Feng likes it. ]

[It’s just… Doctor Feng’s head is quite green! ]

Bang!

The dirty diaper that the nurse was about to throw away fell to the ground.

Dr. Feng turned around and glared at the nurse, who quickly pretended to be deaf and blind, picked it up, and fled the battlefield under the pretext of throwing away garbage.

The intern doctor standing by was holding the medical records and installing pillars, doors and even the ceiling, for fear of being affected by Dr. Feng's anger.

According to the revelations, Dr. Feng not only wanted to grab a scalpel to cut off the thing that caused trouble for her boyfriend, but also wanted to go back and look up the "Practicing Physician Law" to see how to get the lightest sentence for Shen Yuekou.

There is nothing I can do about this room.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I turned around, the little guy started yelling again.

[Hey! Don't leave! My mom is about to wake up, I can't be alone with her! ]

As soon as the baby voice fell, Shen Yue's biological mother Song Li's eyelids moved.

"The patient is awake," the intern shouted.

Out of duty as a doctor, Dr. Feng gritted his teeth and turned back, took out a flashlight from the pocket of his white coat to check Song Li's pupil reflex, and after confirming that there was no problem, he took off the stethoscope and listened for a while.

"He is recovering very well and will be discharged after a few more days of observation."

Doctor Feng gave the nurse who was taking care of Song Li a few instructions and turned to leave, but was stopped by the little guy's words.

[There is no chance for her to be discharged from the hospital. My poor mother will be sold by the bad guys to a foreign cyber fraud group and become a gangster.]

[Woo! The bad guys will arrive at the battlefield in two hours, Tong! Is there any way to save my mother's life!

A baby cannot be without a mother! A baby will die without a mother. 】

System: [Guess why I'm called the melon-eating system instead of the rescue system? ]

Everyone who ate the melon: …

It means that there is no way to save it at all.

Everyone raised their eyebrows and looked at each other: If the system can't save us, then who can!