The system asked, "Why a flute?"

“Because they can only afford the flute.

Her daily schedule is more packed than that of popular idols, and she has to find time to even eat and go to the bathroom.

What’s even worse is that they took turns looking at me. They didn’t look at any other prisoners the way they did. If I felt itchy anywhere, they would hit me with the ruler.

The last time, I really couldn't stand it anymore, so I tried to reason with them.

The reason why the ugly duckling becomes a swan is because it is a swan, not because of how hard it works.

The fragrance of plum blossoms comes from bitter cold weather because it is a plum blossom and will bloom regardless of bitter cold weather.

I am just the little toad born to you two toads. No matter how hard I try, I can never become a swan.

Besides, they are unwilling to give me ten yuan for incense, but they want to make a wish of one million yuan to me. What are they thinking? "

system:……

System: "And then?"

"Then they threw me into the pond to calm me down, and then they clapped their hands and went home for dinner. The lifebuoy deflated, and I drowned."

The couple, unaware that Shen Zhongli already knew about the situation, only felt the temperature around them drop by several degrees.

Shen Zhongli, who had a slightly apologetic look in his eyes just now, now looked displeased. When the two men looked at him, he even frowned, showing contempt and disgust.

"Um..." The woman nervously adjusted her sitting position, "Professor Shen, please help me!"

Not wanting to reveal that he could hear someone's inner voice, Shen Zhongli considered for a moment and asked indirectly, "You had a child before, and the physical examination results showed no problems.

Since science cannot explain your situation, there must be some metaphysical part involved.

If you have done anything wrong, or have not done enough good deeds, you can go to the temple to pray and see if there will be any good results. "

When the word "guilty" was mentioned, the couple's faces changed visibly, and they even began to rub their fingers nervously.

Wang Yu patted Zhou Xue on the shoulder in a comforting manner, and looked at Shen Zhongli with an honest smile, "You are a professor, you have read many more books than the rest of us, and you all say that everything should be scientific.

Why are you still leading us into superstition?

It can’t be…”

Wang Yu seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly stopped, his smile turned into understanding, "I understand, you mean that we should go to the temple to donate incense oil.

It’s just that we don’t know much about these things. Which temple spirit should we go to and how much should we donate? Professor Shen, please give us some advice.”

Shen Zhongli's face turned pale immediately. What the hell was going on?

Shen Yue laughed.

[I didn't expect this guy didn't make much money, but he knows a lot about the ways of the world. ]

[He actually thought that my uncle's words were a hint to him. I finally know what it means to be too smart.]

System: [Are you praising him for being able to ask for advice humbly? Why do I feel like your tone is wrong?]

Onlookers: Of course that’s not right.

[You are not a human, how can you possibly understand the subtext of his words? ]

[He thought my second uncle asked him to bribe someone. There are surveillance cameras in the hospital, so giving a red envelope directly would definitely not work.

It’s not safe outside the hospital either. What if we get discovered?

It would be most appropriate to go to the temple under the pretext of donating incense oil. My second uncle will tell you which temple to donate at and how much to donate.

How the temple and my second uncle split the bill is their business. Anyway, he has spent the money.

If he spends the money, my second uncle will definitely get the job done for him. 】

System: [It turns out that the grooves and ravines in your human brains are just for filling up so many twists and turns!

However, how can your second uncle, a professor who has received more than ten years of scientific education, still believe in superstition? 】

Shen Zhongli: You are a system, and you dare to say that you believe in superstition? Aren’t you superstitious about your own beliefs?

[My second uncle, this is also the way of the world. ]

[No problem was found and the treatment was ineffective.

But the couple held great hope. They couldn't just tell others, "Just go home and have a shower! It's impossible to have children in this life."

What if someone gets so depressed that he jumps off the building?

It would be fine if both of them jumped together, so as to avoid subsequent troubles. But what if one jumped and the other did not?

The one who didn't jump will definitely complain to my second uncle to death!

Then I have to say some superstitious words, but actually they can’t be considered superstitious words, just like when something bad happens to you and someone tells your fortune.

People say that there are villains who are against you, but it is not your problem. By the way, I will tell you one or two little secrets to change your luck. Whether they are useful or not is not the point, but they can certainly help people get out of internal friction.

From another perspective, this is called Chinese psychological counseling, which is much more useful than the Western style of beating the problem on yourself.

How can you, a system, understand these things? 】

After hearing this, the intern couldn't help but complain in his heart: You think too much, your second uncle is not the kind of person who is afraid of patients jumping off the building.

That mouth was like it was filled with poison. He would attack everyone he met, and everyone who was attacked would have thoughts of dying.

For someone like me who is two-faced and has no self-esteem, it takes me some time to recover after being scolded by him.

Sure enough, the next second, the venomous tongue came online.

Shen Zhongli said in a cold and even tone: "You really want me to say something unpleasant, right?

There is room for selection when adopting a child, but there is no room for selection during the fertilization process, given your genetic conditions.

I can only say that a dragon gives birth to a dragon, a phoenix gives birth to a phoenix, and a mouse's son can dig holes. Giving birth to an excellent one can be considered a genetic mutation.

It is accidental and the probability is much smaller than winning the lottery.

Instead of pinning your hopes for the future on your children, it’s better to buy lottery tickets.”

[No wonder my second uncle is a professor of reproductive science. He summed up their problem in one sentence. He was just short of saying that two weeds cannot produce rice ears.]

[I am very curious, has my second uncle really never been beaten? ]

Shen Zhongli: Except for your grandfather who takes advantage of his age, no one dares to hit me, don't worry!

I thought the couple would be unable to bear it and start cursing after hearing this, but I didn't expect that when they looked at each other, their eyes actually lit up.

"Professor Shen, to be honest..." the husband rubbed his hands embarrassedly, "We came to see you! A big part of the reason is that we want you to do the latest generation of test tube babies for us.

Because the last generation can undergo genetic screening.

We just want to have a very smart child. Please help us select a son with very good genes who can become the top scorer in the imperial examination when he grows up."

Shen Zhongli glanced at the man and continued his venomous tone calmly, "If you want good genes, you can go to the National Insemination Bank to apply for artificial insemination."

The man thought about it for a moment before realizing the problem. He said unhappily, "Wouldn't that mean it's someone else's seed?"

Shen Zhongli finally lost his patience and said, "You can't make gold from copper, and a peach tree can't produce cherries. You get what you sow.

Here’s another free genetic knowledge for you: the cigarettes you’ve smoked, the alcohol you’ve drunk, and the laziness you’ve experienced will all be written into your genes.

Similarly, the books you have read, the knowledge you have learned, and the efforts you have made will also be written into your genes.

It all comes down to you. Don’t be like a parasite and pin your desires on your children.”