Song Li: Bah, bah, bah, children should not be restrained in their words, children should not be restrained in their words...
The topic finally got on track, and the smile on Jiang Zhuxin's face finally became somewhat genuine, "Brother decorated the small park for your blind date and prepared a dance, flowers, and cakes..."
Jiang Zhuxin paused for a second, feeling a bit lost for words, and then continued, "Anyway, it's very romantic."
After waiting for two seconds, Jiang Zhuxin changed the subject and said, "I found that my elder brother is very scheming. He dressed himself up like a groom in his twenties and waited for you there with a bouquet of flowers.
That would be fine, but he actually didn't let me tell you about this. Look at you now, your clothes are not formal and your makeup is not fully put on.
When we compare them, one is fully decorated and the other is half-finished, how inappropriate it is!"
[Why is my grandmother a half-rough? Have you ever seen such a young and beautiful half-rough? You are the half-rough, your whole family is half-rough. ]
Song Li: Well said!
Fu Qingru was also very happy to hear this, and she didn't even bother to argue with Jiang Zhuxin. She said cooperatively, "It's quite inappropriate. I'll ask the driver to go back and I'll pack up and come out later."
[My grandma is so powerful. Go back, turn around and go back quickly. Go back without getting into a car accident.]
【Hurry up! 】
go back?
That's impossible.
This is what she had been waiting for for so long, Jiang Zhuxin said happily: "No need to go through so much trouble.
Although big brother is my biological brother, in my heart I will always be your sister. When big brother told me not to tell you, my first reaction was that I was afraid that you would regret it later for not wearing nice clothes or putting on nice makeup.
So I bought two beautiful skirts, and picked out the most festive and white-enhancing red skirt for you. I wore a black one myself, doesn’t it look good? "
As she spoke, Jiang Zhuxin even showed off the skirt she was wearing.
[It's like putting a sack over a bucket. It doesn't look good. It doesn't look good at all. ]
Song Li: The little guy's comments are somewhat tinged with personal grudges.
Fu Qingru: Is it the skirt's fault? It's clearly my fault. I'll wear it for you to see if you still say it doesn't look good.
Just as she was thinking this, Jiang Zhuxin opened her red skirt and said, "Sister, hurry up and change in the car. I'll put some makeup on you. I guarantee you'll charm my big brother to death."
"I prefer the black one on you," said Fu Qingru.
"..." Jiang Zhuxin's expression froze unnaturally for a moment, then she smiled again, "Sister, today is a good day for you and big brother, so you have to wear red. Wearing black is unlucky."
[She even used such a ridiculous reason as bad luck, what kind of trick is this old witch doing? 】
System: [I don’t know! ]
【What do you want me to do? 】
[This old witch is not trying to get into a car accident with us so she can clear herself of all blame! ]
[If this is true, then it means that the person who caused the car accident was not attacking indiscriminately. His target was my grandmother, and the others will have to rely on luck.]
[Guess what? I'm in the nanny's arms, and the nanny is sitting next to Jiang Zhuxin, so I'm probably safe.]
[Yeah! I don’t have to die anymore. I’m so happy.]
System: [So you don't care about your dear grandmother and beautiful mother anymore? ]
[Do I care too little? Do any of them listen to me? ]
Fu Qingru: …
Song Li: ...
Blame us!
Although even Shen Yue didn't know what Jiang Zhuxin was up to, Fu Qingru still cooperated and changed her clothes.
"You don't need to put on makeup. It's good like this now."
Fu Qingru couldn't accept Jiang Zhuxin, who made her feel disgusted, using a brush to do all kinds of things on her face.
Jiang Zhuxin, who was too lazy to do anything for her, didn't even stutter as she quickly put away her makeup. "That's fine. I'm already very charming now."
"..." Fu Qingru gave a professional fake smile and didn't respond.
"Well..." Jiang Zhuxin packed up the things she brought with her, "Ask the driver to drop me off in front! My brother has repeatedly told me to keep this a secret. If he sees me going with you, he will definitely scold me.
It only takes me three to five minutes to walk there."
Fu Qingru and Song Li held hands and watched Jiang Zhuxin get off the car, feeling very excited.
Has it started?
It's finally starting, right?
But their little baby was devastated at this moment.
[Grandma, beautiful mom, I beg you, don’t let the old witch get off the car, don’t open the door, don’t…]
[I thought the old witch got on the bus to get into the car accident with us so she could clear herself of the charges, but I didn't expect the old witch to get off the bus halfway.]
Shen Yue's little face, which had not yet opened, actually showed an expression of despair.
[The old witch successfully got out of the car, which means she is not far from a car accident. ]
System: [There are still five minutes until the accident occurs, please be prepared. ]
[Tongzi, do you want to listen to what you say? I'm just a baby, what do you want me to prepare? ]
[How are you prepared to accept death? ]
[Are you still packing up and preparing to upgrade to the system world and become a system? 】
System: [Neither. You were chosen by the system and you won’t die easily.]
【Will not die?】
Shen Yue cried a cry that was sadder than death.
Song Li took Shen Yue and patted her to comfort her, wondering in his heart, isn't it better to not die than to die? I really don't know what's in my daughter's little head.
[Getting into a car accident and not dying, these two points are nothing if seen separately, but when combined together it is quite terrifying, okay? ]
[If you don’t die in a car accident, that means you will be injured. The car accident that killed my grandmother must have been very intense.
I am just a little baby, I must not suffer third, fourth, fifth or even sixth or seventh degree injuries! 】
[Then he would have to lie in the hospital and suffer pain for half a year or even a year or two.]
[I don’t want that! If I have to choose between living in pain and dying, I would rather choose death! ]
System: [It’s not that hard to die. 】
[I am a little baby. Jumping off a building, hanging myself, drinking medicine, cutting my wrists...which one is within my ability?
You still dare to say it's not that difficult. If it's not that difficult, give me some advice. 】
System: [Just starve yourself to death without eating or drinking. ]
【……】
[I have always had high aspirations and a short mouth. In my previous life, I couldn't control my mouth when I was trying to lose weight, let alone starving myself to death. It's impossible, absolutely impossible.]
Song Li finally breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, his daughter didn't have a will of steel. It was just... it was not a good idea for this little girl to use a eunuch as an analogy!
The onlookers: I’ll give you four words: ‘worrying about nothing’. We are here, so just wait for an easy win!
System: [Then you should quickly find a way to get your grandma to change her direction and not go to the small park.]
[I would like to, but... never mind, let's just give it a try! ]
[Help! Stop the car! Someone is kidnapping the baby. Someone is trying to kill my grandmother and my beautiful mother. Help! ]
What Shen Yue was thinking was, what if there was someone who could understand baby talk!
But after calling out a few times, I found that all that came out was a single "ah" sound, which was as difficult to understand as it is for humans to understand the bray of a donkey.
[Forget it, destroy it! I'm tired. ]
Song Li was speechless for a moment. Unexpectedly, when he looked at his daughter in his arms the next second, he found that the baby had closed her eyes and fell asleep.
There were crystal tears hanging on her beautiful curled eyelashes, and her little mouth was pouting in grievance even when she was asleep, which made Song Lixin melt.