Shen Yue, who kept chattering away and whose laughter became more and more obscene, did not notice at all that the atmosphere on the scene had been divided into two.
On one side were Jiang Zhuxin and her daughter, and Yu Zhenting and his wife, who could not hear Shen Yue's inner voice. The four of them had the same expression as the old man on the subway looking at his phone, and the remaining few people looked like they had been acupunctured.
The other part is where you can hear Shen Yue's inner thoughts. The expressions of Shen Wen Zhong and his wife are as if they are wondering what on earth I heard, while Song Li is still in a daze and his brain is not enough.
Yu Rangchen crushed the projection remote control in his hand, and almost dug out a castle with his toes.
The previous judgment of "like taking off pants in public" is still too conservative. Having your inner thoughts made public is just like hiding in a room and eating shit with a spoon, and then someone opens the door and sees you.
Yu Rangchen swore that there had never been a moment in his life when he wanted to die so badly as he did now. That was the end of it.
He even glanced down from the window, carefully comparing the possibility of being crippled or dying if he jumped.
Anyway...I just don't want to live anymore.
But I didn't expect that I would be appreciated by the little ancestor.
[Oh my god! Do people with love brain really exist? ]
[Oh my beautiful lady! This kind of top-quality stuff is even harder to find than a prince transformed from a frog. If you see it, you must rush in without hesitation. Opportunities don’t wait for you, so hurry up and you will miss it! ]
[Marry him, marry him, marry him...]
Song Li: ...
Are you serious?
Ever since Shen Yue mentioned the little girl in the flowery dress who caught snakes, Song Li had carefully recalled and researched it.
That day should have been the funeral of Yu Rangchen's biological mother. As Song Li was Yu Rangchen's childhood sweetheart, it was natural for her to attend with Shen Wen Zhong.
And because he didn't like the repressed emotions between adults, he ran to Yu's Garden to play alone.
Unexpectedly, she ran into a little boy squatting in the corner crying with his legs hugged. Just as she was about to go over, a snake crossed the gravel road and went towards the little boy. She didn't think much about it at the time. She just picked up a dead branch in her hand and went over to drive the snake away.
As for singing for him, it was because she was about to participate in the June 1st party of the kindergarten and was afraid of not performing well, so she kept practicing.
She still remembers the lyrics of the song: Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, the grass is green and endless...
Lollipop is indeed her favorite. After all, no child can resist sweet things. I gave him the lollipop because he cried so sadly and I wanted to make him happy.
It’s just that he was too difficult to tease. He didn’t react at all even if I gave him one or two lollipops, so I gave him all the lollipops.
The floral dresses were bought by Fu Qingru at the Foreign Trade Mall. There were only two of them, one for her and one for Shen Ciqing.
As for why Shen Ciqing knew what happened that year, it was because before she left, she promised Shen Ciqing that she would bring him candy when she returned.
As a result, the candy was gone, so I had to tell the truth and gave it all to the little brother.
So all this is just...how to describe it!
All right!
Xuan Hongdao had erased her memory when she was sold. The only memory she had before that was of the little brother who couldn't even make her laugh when given candies. She even dreamed of marrying him more than once.
Later, she fell in love with Yan Nanchuan, mainly because he looked very much like the little brother in her dreams, making her mistakenly believe that Yan Nanchuan was her destiny.
But some things are missed once and for all, and you can’t get on the train with an expired ticket.
In short, she had never thought about marrying Yu Rangchen. To be precise, she felt that living with her daughter was pretty good and had never thought about getting married again.
Perhaps it was because of the bond between mother and daughter, for when Song Li pursed her lips to speak, Shen Yue took the initiative and started yelling.
[Beautiful mom, please don't be foolish and refuse! Do you know how cute this man in front of you is? ]
Yu Rangchen: Me? The strongest male protagonist who is 1.9 meters tall, cute? Aren’t you afraid that I will take revenge on you as your guardian after I succeed?
[He is the strongest male protagonist, but he secretly learned cooking from a master. Not only did he learn cooking, he also learned storage and cleaning from the cleaner, and even learned clothing matching and makeup styling. ]
Shen Wen Zhong and Fu Qingru began to look at Yu Rangchen with weird eyes: their cooking and cleaning skills were barely understandable, their clothing matching was not understood but respected, but what the hell was this makeup look?
Does he need this face? He doesn't need it at all!
So…
No wonder he has never been close to Shen Ciqing. Is it possible that he doesn't like women?
Shen Wen Zhong looked at Yu Rangchen again. It’s true, this face really appeals to both men and women.
No matter how good this kind of man is, he should not be accepted. Shen Wen Zhong was about to refuse when Shen Yue's voice came back.
[The funniest thing is that he actually asked his assistant to buy lipsticks of almost all the colors of major brands. He is a straight man who can barely distinguish between red and green lights, but he memorized the characteristics of all the colors by heart.]
[I even did a hundred real questions that a qualified husband must know online, and I managed to get 100 points from 30 points. ]
[For example, if your wife says that she met your ex-girlfriend in the hospital today, how should you respond?
My wife said, "Yes, yes, yes, what you said is right. Is it right or wrong?"
I quarreled with my wife, and she realized she was wrong. She said to me, "I'm going to the supermarket. Do you want to go?" Are you going or not?
System: [Such a simple question only scored 30 points? Does the strongest male protagonist have an IQ problem? ]
Yu Rangchen: ...
【You are so good, try answering one. 】
System: [The first answer should be that I don’t have an ex-girlfriend. ]
Shen Yue sneered.
【What about the second one? 】
System: [If you said three correct, then it must be correct. ]
Shen Yue couldn't hold back any longer and laughed mercilessly.
[You deserve it for being a difficult system developer. Is the focus of the first question about the ex-girlfriend? The focus should be on whether the hospital is okay? You should hold your wife's face and ask nervously, "Did you go to the hospital? Are you feeling unwell?" Your husband is so worried! ]
System: [Does it need to be licked like this? What about the second one? ]
[In the grammar inherited from our Chinese civilization, there is a rule called triple affirmation to express negation. If your wife says three yeses in a row, it means no, and you should apologize immediately.]
System: [Are you humans so complicated? Fortunately, I am not a human.
I understand that the party who did the wrong apologized.
So for the third question, should I wait until my wife apologizes before considering whether to go to the supermarket? 】
[Xiao Tongzi, you are still too young! Is the point right or wrong? The point is that your wife has given you a way out, what are you waiting for if you don't follow it? Are you waiting for your wife to send you to the west? ]
System: [I am autistic. Humans are too tricky to win! ]
Shen Wenzhong: Damn it, I forgot to take a notebook to write it down. What Yue'er said is the key point! I almost forgot that Yu Rangchen has a question bank. I can just ask him for it later.
Fu Qingru: My eldest granddaughter! You have been talking for so long, where is the main point? I want to get to the main point, what exactly does Yu Rangchen want to do?
Yu Rangchen: If I am guilty, please let the law punish me. Why should I be punished by a little baby?
[Eh? Were you discussing this quite intensely just now? Why are you all silent now? Why are my grandpa, grandma, Mei Li, and Yu Rangchen all looking at me?]
Are you asking for my opinion? 】
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