The monkey stole the show when it first appeared in the Lingxiao Palace.
At this point, the film has just passed twenty minutes.
The entire twenty minutes, from the dance of the seven fairies at the beginning, to the provocation of the Greedy Wolf Star Lord, the fire started by the Barefoot Immortal, the setting off by the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, and the hatred drawn out by the Queen Mother, the rhythm is tense and relaxed, the camera is sharp, and the emotions are full, just like a classic and refreshing article, which firmly mobilizes the emotions of the audience.
This scene of havoc in heaven is truly wonderful.
The images continue to flow.
The camera focuses on the Jade Emperor.
This most noble man in the Three Realms and Six Paths looked at everything happening in front of him, but seemed to not care at all. His voice was still calm and majestic.
"What a good monkey! You are very smart. I like you very much."
He spoke condescendingly, looking down at the monkey, and continued: "So, what else do you want to do? I can give it to you."
As soon as the words fell.
The Queen Mother frowned.
All the immortals were silent.
The gods stared at the lucky monkey with burning eyes, their feelings were complex, profound, and filled with jealousy and hatred.
No human, no demon, no god has ever received such an evaluation or been granted such grace.
The monkey bared his teeth, loosened his hands, stood up, and straightened his spine inch by inch. There was a flame burning in his red-gold eyes.
He thought for a moment, then asked with a half-smile, "Anything is fine?"
Jade Emperor: "Of course."
"What if... I want to take your seat?"
"The emperor takes turns to sit at his seat, and this year it's my turn..."
"Old Jade Emperor, what do you think?"
Jade Emperor: ...
Queen Mother: ...
Immortals: ...
The atmosphere in the Lingxiao Palace seemed to be stagnant.
Everyone was speechless.
The monkey glanced around, laughed out loud, picked up a pot of wine and gulped it down, patted his butt, and walked out the door.
“It’s boring!”
"Ah, that's really boring!"
As he walked and talked, he couldn't help singing out loud: "Everyone knows that being an immortal is good, but they can't forget fame and fortune! Where are the generals and ministers of the past and present? Their graves are covered with grass... grass... grass..."
It's a funny tune, like improvisational hip-hop singing, monkey freestyle.
Not a single word is on tune.
Not even tuned.
If you sing out of tune, you can run all the way to Huaguo Mountain.
After seeing this clip and hearing this song, the cinema was suddenly filled with a joyful atmosphere, and many viewers burst into laughter.
This is a classic abstract punchline.
I can't tell what's so funny about it, but I just find it inexplicably funny.
It's just like the song by Stephen Chow, "Shaolin Kung Fu is good, really good, I am the Diamond Leg, he is the Iron Head Kung Fu..."
The singing skills are deliberately awkward, but they have a special emotional appeal.
Back to the video.
Singing, the monkey walked out of the Lingxiao Palace. The immortals were speechless, as they found the singing irritating.
But no one knew that these lines of the song were sung by the woodcutter in the mountains when the monkey went to the Three Stars Cave of the Slanting Moon to become an apprentice.
At that time, he had just started out in the martial arts world and wanted to learn from a master. He dreamed of becoming a god.
But now...
It's exactly what I said.
——When I first heard the song, I didn’t understand it, but when I listened to it again, I became one of the people in the song.
…
After the monkey left, the banquet ended in a bad mood.
The immortals were angry but helpless, the Queen Mother was calm, the Jade Emperor was majestic, and everything seemed as if nothing had happened.
Even Guanyin Bodhisattva, who was watching the ceremony but remained silent, did not mention anything.
However, just as the banquet was about to end, a small incident occurred.
A maid accidentally soiled the Queen Mother's skirt while clearing the table. The Queen Mother raised her eyebrows and said in a cold voice, "Drag her out and send her back to the mortal world!"
The maid was terrified.
With tears streaming down his face, he kowtowed desperately.
His head was broken and the blood dyed the jade brick red.
Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned, and Queen Mother Wang saw it immediately.
Her voice suddenly became gentle.
"Avalokitesvara, am I a little too angry? Actually...actually, I am a very kind person."
"No, the ground is stained with blood..."
Guanyin smiled and picked up a flower.
…
The scene changed.
It was a small meeting.
But everyone is shrouded in clouds and mist, mysterious and ethereal, and their true faces cannot be seen clearly.
"Why is that monkey's magical power so overwhelming? Is there anyone who can cure him?"
"Perhaps True Lord Erlang can cure it."
"No, Erlang...but he's also a restless guy."
"What if we use Laojun's alchemy furnace with the Samadhi True Fire?"
"No. A stone monkey is born without fear of water or fire."
"How about... invite a Western expert?"
"Hey, what bullshit are you talking about! Don't we have any dignity?"
The crowd almost started to quarrel.
At this time.
A steady and heavy voice sounded.
"I may have a plan. The monkey is mischievous and invincible, simply because his mind is pure and untainted by worldly karma. As the saying goes, 'Without desire, one is strong.' However, I have a plan to break it. It says, 'If the sky had feelings, it would also grow old.'"
Suddenly.
Everyone fell silent.
If heaven had feelings...it would also grow old.
The clouds where the crowd was hiding began to fluctuate violently.
For many immortals, this sentence can truly be said to be the most vicious curse in the world.
…
The monkey ruled the Peach Garden and became the king.
He ate all the larger peaches, eating half and throwing away the other half, which was a huge waste.
One day, he was hanging upside down on a tree, eating peaches, his long tail swinging like a swing, and he was having a lot of fun.
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