"Holy crap! Was that a gunshot? Or a door slamming? I was so scared!"
"The director paid for my bedsheets. I was so scared!"
"The person above has prostate problems, right? Welcome to Dabo Men's Specialist Hospital. Contact information..."
…
All the netizens are so naughty.
But there is no doubt that this opening is undoubtedly very attractive and will catch the audience's attention.
Next comes the most exciting and popular part... the payment part.
Normally, the length of a micro-film is between 10 minutes and 45 minutes, and the paywall is set at 5-10 minutes.
However, "The Tuner" is only 10 minutes long in total.
After the opening credits, it's directly to the pay point.
The price is two yuan.
For two dollars, you won’t suffer any loss, nor will you be cheated.
Of course, you can also choose to directly open the VIP of the video website and watch it for free.
Lu Hao sat in front of the computer, not caring about the payment conversion rate at all.
What does it have to do with me?
Even if you earn 100 million, you won’t get a penny.
A calm one.
Continue watching the plot, oh no, the barrage.
At this moment, Lu Hao is a complete slave.
He only cares about the ratings.
There seemed to be a voice roaring deep in my heart, "Movie critics, come and lick me!"
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Fang is a professional film critic.
Just from his pen name, you can tell how sharp-tongued he is.
It can be said that he was born to be sharp-tongued.
In the current environment where commercial films are all the rage, Fangya has nearly 500,000 followers on Weibo for his professional, sharp and merciless complaints.
The number is not large.
But a die-hard fan.
A veteran movie fan who hates bad commercial movies.
"The Piano Tuner" became a hot topic on Weibo. Although it is a micro-film, Fangya naturally would not miss it.
What he was most concerned about was actually the film review activity.
Thirty percent of the box office share!
He only pays attention to 30% and doesn't even look at the second, third, or fourth tiers.
Because, if I don’t write, I won’t write. But as long as I write, it will definitely be the first.
The grumpy old man is so confident.
“This opening is okay.”
Sitting in front of the computer, drinking iced cola and smoking a cigarette, Fang stared at the screen intently.
The five elements of a movie are characters, pictures, music, plot, and ideas.
As for this opening, the textured pictures, soothing music, and exciting plot are perfectly integrated together, no less than a blockbuster movie.
Is this really a movie with a million-dollar investment?
Or was it taken by Chu Wen, who likes to shoot the dark side but is not yet mature enough and often overdoes it?
A lot of progress.
Fang has its own criteria for judging movies.
A good movie should be like a glass of wine, it tastes like grapes when you drink it, but the core is wine.
Making movies is like making wine.
There are not too many grapes.
Those commercial films don't have any taste of alcohol at all. The better ones are like grape juice, and some are even flavorings mixed with water.
Drinking too much is not good either.
The film Chu Wen filmed before was pure alcohol, and it was industrial alcohol. Although it was strong enough, it was poisonous.
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"Last year, I was considered a genius."
“I also think I have a bright future.”
"For fifteen years, all my efforts have been for one goal: the Golden Piano Music Competition."
The film opens with the protagonist's narration, and the opening scene is the piano competition.
But sitting at the piano, he seemed very nervous, his breathing was rapid and his fingers were trembling.
bite.
After one note.
The protagonist knelt.
The picture lasts less than three seconds, and the next scene shows the protagonist lying on the bed in a daze with his hair uncombed and his face unwashed.
"Isn't this too fast?"
"Three seconds of real manliness?"
Fang was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously pulled the progress bar. Seeing that there were only ten minutes, he felt inexplicably annoyed.
Is this a movie?
Why does it feel like an outline?
The pace is so fast.
In the next few seconds of the plot, the hero loses the competition, his girlfriend breaks up with him, and he becomes a piano tuner to make a living.
Fang felt a slight pain in his crotch again.
Is this crew really crazy because of poverty?
Judging from the picture, the male protagonist has a girlfriend, but she appeared for less than a second before she was killed. Not even her face was shown, and she didn't have a single line. The only scene was of her slamming the door and leaving.
Bear with it.
Keep reading.
The next two minutes.
The film finally has its first real dialogue, and the rhythm returns to normal.
The male protagonist becomes a tuner, disguises himself as a blind man, and is questioned by his superiors.
The supervisor was also confused.
You are a sighted person, why are you pretending to be blind? Aren't you asking for trouble?
But what surprised him even more was that there were customers who specifically requested the services of a blind tuner.
"So I decided to be blind."
“There are a lot of benefits.”
“Tips will be bigger, people will be friendlier and less defensive.”
“I can get to know their unknown side.”
The montage-style editing technique shows many pictures of customers.
The old man was mumbling something to him, probably treating him as an emotional trash can.
The man, dressed in a suit and tie from the waist up, was only wearing underwear in front of the male protagonist.
The young and sexy female dancer, accompanied by the protagonist's piano music, dances silently and freely.
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Pretending to be blind, the male protagonist saw the private matters that healthy people could never see, and thus became more obsessed with his own character.
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