"Crosstalk is a treasure of traditional art, an art form of humor. People start practicing from a young age, memorizing lines, learning the art at three, performing on stage at fifteen, and achieving some success by thirty. It's a gift from our ancestors. Performing crosstalk is so difficult, let alone writing it. How dare a filmmaker say he can write crosstalk? Isn't that a joke? It's like the Chinese national football team saying, 'If we played table tennis, we would definitely win the world championship!'"
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A well-known crosstalk artist racked his brains to write a joke to respond in a tactful way.
Although Lu Hao was not mentioned by name, anyone with a discerning eye could tell that it was definitely referring to Lu Hao.
No more running away.
With someone taking the lead, almost everyone in the crosstalk circle who was a little famous came up to take advantage of the popularity.
It would be a waste not to take advantage of this kind of popularity.
You know, even the top crosstalk masters are currently an order of magnitude less popular than Lu Hao.
This has nothing to do with level, it's just a difference in the type of art.
After all, the number of people who listen to crosstalk is small, and most of them are concentrated in the northern Beijing, Tianjin and Hebei regions.
But the movie has swept the country, and the star status varies greatly.
"I respect Director Lu Hao's achievements in film, but when it comes to crosstalk, you're really no match. So, if you can perform a piece of Guankou, I'll give you free tickets to our crosstalk company's performances next year."
This is advertising by fanning the flames and provoking others.
——"What the hell is Li Qing? Ji Tianyu, not even a thing! Lu, Lu Hao...what the hell are you?"
This is direct swearing.
——"A crosstalk written by an amateur, performed by an amateur, isn't that pure nonsense? Do you really think you can tell crosstalk just by talking? But it doesn't matter, you can't, but I can! However, even if you invite me, I won't go."
This person is here to act crazy and stupid to raise his own status.
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In short.
Several crosstalk programs in a program list attracted a lot of people, and the popularity was getting higher and higher, and the criticism was getting more and more severe.
Every crosstalk performer is racking their brains to think of jokes, to capitalize on the popularity, and to see how to make their insults original and different from others.
For many viewers, they just enjoy watching the fun and don't mind any trouble.
Especially many crosstalk fans.
The quarrels in this circle all reveal a sense of joy.
If you don't write a joke before scolding someone, you will appear to be uncultured.
Amidst the fanning of the flames, the popularity of the program list was overshadowed by the crosstalk circle. The atmosphere became more and more lively, and with the help of some people who were trying to lead the rhythm, Lu Hao was already being scolded like a dog.
Famous artists may be cursed, but they still have to be careful with their words. However, ordinary fans don’t care about that and just speak in a variety of sweet words.
There are so many comments under Lu Hao’s Weibo that even the account cannot be blocked.
This situation...
Lu Hao’s fans were also completely shocked.
There are all kinds of comments and counterattacks under the Weibo posts of various crosstalk performers.
But, after all, I am an amateur, and the other party is a professional. I couldn't even win the argument. I was embarrassed and there was nothing I could do except sulk.
"Mr. Lu, please check Weibo. The situation is a bit bad now."
Lu Hao was selecting actors and arranging the program, and didn't pay much attention to the quarrel on Weibo. Only after hearing the staff's reminder did he go up to take a look.
When I saw this, I suddenly felt angry.
Urine nature!
This is the nature of this circle, but I never thought that it would happen to me.
In this world's crosstalk circle, there is no strong man like Taoer, nor a crosstalk empire like Deyun Club. It is like the Warring States Period in the crosstalk circle.
After thinking for a moment, Lu Hao typed on his mobile phone and quickly edited a Weibo post.
——"Eight hopes: In the depths of winter, one hopes for spring; in the dead of night, one hopes for the sunrise. Beautiful women hope for rich men; idle mistresses hope for gangsters. Lonely wolves hope for female ghosts; single old men hope for old ladies. Actors hope for awards; crosstalk performers hope for...death companions."
Click.
release.
The Weibo post was just released.
Lu Hao's fans were instantly overjoyed.
This doggerel is truly a classic. It is incisive and contains natural scenery, customs and human nature. It is naturally humorous and the last sentence is the highlight.
It's simply the pinnacle of abusive doggerel.
Nothing else to say, just two words, awesome!
For a time, people were forwarding, copying, and commenting on other crosstalk performers' Weibo accounts.
Can't you say it?
Even though I can't win the argument with you, I can still do it in mainland China!
A doggerel poem completely brought out the power of the curse. Not only Lu Hao's fans, but also many serious crosstalk fans laughed.
This joke is so awesome!
Not to mention that he is an amateur, even a serious crosstalk performer who makes a living from it may not be able to write it.
After Lu Hao posted this Weibo, for more than an hour, everyone in the crosstalk circle was silent. They had no idea what to say in response, and no one posted a Weibo response.
This insult is too harsh.
It's like he's stabbing me in the spine and cursing me.
But no one can come up with doggerel of this level in a short period of time.
Just then.
Lu Hao posted his second Weibo post.
"Although I'm not a crosstalk performer, and I don't expect to die in the same profession, I still want to say a few more words. You guys don't have any substance at all. You're more idle than anyone else. You kick widows' doors, throw things into the graves of families without children, curse the deaf, roll up the dumb, molest old ladies, beat children, and act like a wretch all day long. You curse at whoever you want, always trying to take advantage of others' attention. When I talk back, you act like a turtle that's turned over its shell and don't say a word. This mentality is emptier than a prostitute after paying the bill, lonelier than a prostitute after finishing work, and lonelier than a pimp at home all year round. I'm tempted to give you a tip."
Another curse word.
The fans were so happy that it was like Chinese New Year.
Mr. Lu, isn’t this too tough?
Why didn’t I know before that Lu Hao could curse so passionately?
“Oh my god!”
"Boss Lu's counterattack is absolutely amazing! This paragraph is worth a million soldiers. If I had followed you earlier, I would have gotten full marks on my college entrance exam essay!"
"Has the crosstalk community died down? Are you saying that mainland Chinese people can't write crosstalk? Come on, come on, who can make this paragraph into a running line?"
"I've saved this, I'll use it to curse people from now on. Mr. Lu, you're so mighty and domineering!"
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Seeing that fans were getting more and more excited, Lu Hao also became interested and posted a third Weibo.
"Yes, I can tell crosstalk, and I can't say Guankou. I haven't worshipped any ancestors, and I don't have a master, but that doesn't mean I can't write or tell it? Is crosstalk yours? It's you, each and every one of you. For hundreds of years, the ancestors left behind more than a thousand crosstalk pieces, and after your unremitting efforts and hard work, there are less than four hundred left. You are all pretending to be good in front of me. You are pretending to be good. Skills are not faked, only grandsons can pretend!"
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