Chapter 84 Hit, Hit a Big Watermelon



I enjoyed a drink very much, and I could always see a part of my past self in others.

Most people in this world have a lot of worries and are having a hard time, right?

And money can solve most of the troubles and hardships.

After drinking, Lu Hao returned to the room, took a shower and started watching a movie - "Hit, Hit a Big Watermelon".

It’s a very arty name. At first glance, it seems to have no hormone secretion at all and is not very stimulating. What’s so good about watermelon?

“I’ve seen this one.”

Chu Wen, who was also writing a script on the sofa with a computer, was inexplicably excited when she heard the background music at the beginning.

"Jia Yu's. We studied it in class. It's one of the few anti-war themes in animated films."

"Um."

Lu Hao nodded.

"I was just drinking with this guy. He's running out of money for his new film and asked me to raise funds."

Upon hearing this, Chu Wen became even more excited: "Invest! Buy, buy, buy! This is definitely worth it!"

The bright look in her eyes was no different from a woman shopping when she saw a limited edition luxury bag.

Do all women like to shop?

However, what Director Chu likes is really a bit special.

"Watch the movie first, watch the movie."

Lu Hao smiled and sat on the sofa, holding his laptop in one hand and hugging Chu Wen, who was curled up in a ball, with the other.

Who says I can’t hold you up even if I can lift a brick?

It must be the wrong posture.

The music at the beginning of this movie is very solemn, like the beginning of a suspense film. The music is compact and the melody is erratic, with a hint of horror film.

The picture begins with two big men in suits, with the earth as the background. Under flashing spotlights, the two men shake hands, hug, and sit at a poker table.

On the table is a world map.

Two big hands, one on the left and one on the right, one smoking a cigar and the other drinking wine, divided up a world map while chatting and laughing.

The implication is very strong.

It’s a very typical anime perspective, but the audience can see at a glance that super military powers are competing for territory around the world.

The two hands extended from their own camp towards the center, until they finally touched...

Retracted like lightning.

Lu Hao suddenly felt a bit gay and couldn't help but smile.

The emotions are well captured.

This picture and metaphor are also wonderful.

There is not only war between major powers, but also py.

The two bosses began to negotiate, quarrel, draw lines on the map, and bang the table.

Finally, the negotiations broke down and the map was torn into pieces.

And then... there was war.

The two bosses' dressing styles suddenly changed. They wore suits and ties and turned into two kings of different suits in playing cards.

A sword.

One holds a scepter.

“This setting is amazing!”

Seeing the following scene, Lu Hao got goosebumps and couldn't help but slap Chu Wen's thigh hard.

Chu Wen: ???

In the movie, all the planes, cannons, tanks, ships, and torpedoes were creatively made into playing cards and turned into patterns on the playing cards.

The two big guys are the dealers, playing the cards in their hands one by one.

The war was raging.

The playing cards shattered into pieces.

High in the sky, two pilots were fighting. Amid the cheerful music, the two pilots representing different camps were like idiots.

One of them had a nosebleed due to the high altitude pressure, and the other lost control of the steering wheel...

Yes.

You read that right, it’s the steering wheel!

Airplane...steering wheel, like a tractor steering wheel!

The two pilots fired missiles, hitting each other.

The planes were on fire.

The two began to panic.

Press the alarm and survival button [Lifeline], and a golden straw emerges from the cockpit instrument panel.

Bang!

Chu Wen’s thigh was attacked for the second time:???

Lu Hao couldn't stop laughing. This director is truly a genius.

This kind of setting would definitely not appear in a live-action movie, but in the animated movie, the style is surprisingly harmonious and full of jokes.

The scene continues.

Two card planes crashed and burned, and the pilots landed, but happened to land on the same island in the vast ocean.

After the plane crash...

Two people depend on each other...

Then what?

Of course it’s love.

Bah! Bah! Bah!

When the two enemies met, their eyes were full of jealousy. They punched and kicked each other, and the fight was so fierce that blood was flowing, and it was a fight to the death.

But as they were fighting, they suddenly discovered that the sea tide was rising.

The area of ​​the island was shrinking rapidly, almost becoming a stone in the sea, a stone as big as a bed.

This time...it's gay love.

Two soldiers from different camps, both isolated and helpless on the island, began the most primitive cooperation of mankind in order to survive.

You fish and I weave the nets, and when we are bored we play chess, and we live a happy and fulfilling life.

However, the peaceful life will be broken one day.

On the distant sea, at the end of the horizon, the shadow of a warship appeared.

The two were ecstatic. They used stones to make fire and set fire to everything they could, hoping that someone would see their distress signal.

However, with the island as the center, fleets appeared on both sides.

Fierce fighting broke out again.

In the sky, two big bosses who were blood-thirsty turned into giants, the Dharma images of heaven and earth, and dealt cards one by one frantically.

Countless playing cards rushed towards the enemy one after another.

Destroy the world.

Mountains of corpses and seas of blood.

The entire card table seemed to have turned into a large meat grinder, with blood-stained debris falling to the ground.

The camera turns.

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