Ouyang Jing said that in order to pursue her, Secretary Dakang personally dug a bag of oysters and sent it to her doorstep. She was moved and married him.
Hence the saying - I think my life is ruined by that bag of oysters.
Tsk tsk.
woman.
What's the deal with oysters and spicy crayfish?
You eat it all and then poop it out, leaving you with a bruised body, and in the end you still have to take the blame!
Looking up at her, Lu Hao didn't respond at all.
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
"Do you still want to eat?"
Zhou Xiaomeng gritted her teeth angrily and said, "Eat!"
After a pause, he looked up and said, "Don't stop, keep peeling. If I eat these three pounds, and then another three pounds, and then pack another three pounds, I'll definitely peel off your fingernails."
Lu Hao chuckled.
"One sex eats so much."
"Protecting chrysanthemums is everyone's responsibility."
Zhou Xiaomeng: ???
I was so embarrassed that I wanted to crawl under the table.
Do you still have any shame?
It’s a good time to eat!
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All in all, it was a very enjoyable meal of crayfish.
After eating and drinking her fill, Lu Hao touched her round belly, put on a hat and a mask, and walked her through the dark alley back to school.
"Don't send me off. Just go to the school gate over there. Don't let anyone see you."
Lu Hao hummed.
"Oh, there's one more thing."
Zhou Xiaomeng walked with her head lowered, her voice floating upwards, but her eyes did not look at him.
"Um?"
"How do you guys use substitutions for kissing scenes? I'm quite curious. How about you teach me?"
She raised her head with her chin slightly tilted up, her long hair draped behind her head under the street light, and her clear eyes were a little mischievous, as if all the stars in the sky were hidden in them.
Lu Hao: ...
He stared at her blankly for a long time before coming to his senses.
Just as he was about to say something, Zhou Xiaomeng burst out laughing.
"Just kidding!"
"I just had Ma Xiao and haven't brushed my teeth yet!"
"Let's go, Baibai!"
She skipped into the light like a little white rabbit fleeing in panic.
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