Chapter 386 The unlucky Shen Muye and Da Mi
[Spread the word, Shen Mujin was chased by a swarm of bees and was almost disfigured and turned into a pig head. ]
[Spread the word, Shen Mujin was covered in the smell of shit. ]
[hhhhh... We all know it, but we tried not to let you know that we know it. ]
[Tsk tsk tsk... Everyone, be quiet, we must keep it a secret, otherwise what if he is too embarrassed to mix in the entertainment industry after he gets out? ]
[So what kind of stench is worse than shit? I'm just curious. ]
[Originally I didn't want to laugh, but when he said this, I burst out laughing. The poor child was completely kept in the dark. ]
[This spirit of the secret realm is too short-sighted, but... well done! 】
"A-choo..."
Shen Mujin sneezed, and found some paper in the space to plug her nose.
"Shen Xiaowu, what are you doing squatting there?"
Shen Muye didn't say anything, but his body seemed to be shaking slightly.
"Shen Xiaowu, we should go. I don't want to stay in this broken place for even a minute. It stinks."
Shen Muye's muffled voice came: "You guys go first."
Shen Zhiyin quietly moved over, and then...
"Hahahaha..."
She laughed out loud, and was glanced at by Shen Muye with a dark look. Shen Zhiyin tried hard to cover her mouth, but her tears were out and she couldn't control it at all.
"Puff puff puff..."
Shen Muye: "...Little aunt, you should just laugh directly."
Shen Zhiyin: "I'm sorry, I really can't help it, hahaha..."
Shen Mujin and Shen Xiuran also moved over.
Then he burst into loud laughter again: "Hahahaha...you...when were you stung? My god, you're such a pighead. Why didn't I notice it before? Hahaha..."
Shen Muye's originally handsome face was now completely swollen on the left side, and even that eye was swollen into a squinty eye.
The right side didn't look so exaggerated, but it was also a little swollen due to the influence of the poison.
He didn't hide after being discovered. When he spoke, he couldn't open his mouth and his voice was too depressed.
"It should be because I fought too many times with other spirit beasts before, and the energy of the protective jade was consumed. This time when I was chased by those golden-winged bees in front, it was okay, but the energy of the protective jade in the back was not enough to defend it, so it was broken and stung twice."
It hurt so much that he burst into tears, but he forced himself not to scream. He is a man.
But... I didn't expect the poison to be so strong.
"I've taken the detoxification pill, but it's still slowly swelling up."
Shen Muye pointed at his pig-headed face.
Shen Zhiyin's stomach hurt from laughing.
"The detoxification pill can detoxify most poisons. Some poisons are useless and can only be suppressed or delayed. The poison of the golden-winged bee should have been delayed, otherwise your face would have swollen along the way."
Shen Muye: "Does it make a difference?!"
Shen Mujin stood up after laughing enough. He originally wanted to comfort his brother, after all, he was his biological son.
But before he raised his hand to pat his shoulder, he faced his wonderful pig-headed attack again and couldn't help laughing again.
“Hahaha… Sorry, give me some time, I really didn’t mean it, but your face… Hahaha… You’ve gained so much weight that I can’t even see your eyes, I can’t help it, hahaha…”
Shen Xiuran was trying hard to hold back his laughter, but after being infected by Shen Mujin, he couldn’t help it at all, and he turned around and laughed as well.
Unknown to them, laughter broke out in many places around the world outside the secret realm.
Shen Muye: ………
Have we achieved a world where I’m the only one who gets hurt?
No…
“Where’s Da Mi?”
He remembered that Da Mi seemed to have been stung as well, and it howled loudly.
That poor old Da Mi also had a protective jade on its body, but who let it be with Shen Muye?
This fighting madman took Da Mi everywhere to provoke some spirit beasts in the secret realm, and it got beaten up too.
Then its protective jade was actually similar to Shen Muye's, but it was later broken through by the continuous attacks of the golden-winged bees.
"Da Mi!"
"Da Mi, we're leaving. Where are you?"
The stinking grass forest shook slightly, and then a large yellow tail with black stripes appeared.
"Fuck, Da Mi, you're so awesome. You actually stayed in the stinking grass that stinks worse than a dung pit for so long!" "
Come out quickly. What are you doing? You've been marinated."
Da Mi: ...To be honest, I don't really want to go out.
But in the end, it still hesitantly stepped out with its claws.
After dawdling out of the stinking grass bush, the few people and the tiger looked at each other in silence for two seconds.
Then there was a burst of earth-shaking laughter.
"Hahaha... Are you going to make me die of laughter today and inherit my property? Da Mi, you... Why is your butt so swollen?"
Da Mi didn't dare to sit down. She lay on the ground with a very sad expression, sticking out her butt.
Shen Zhiyin looked at him and laughed every time.
Shen Muye also laughed at his 'brother in distress'.
He was happy that someone suffered with him, and Da Mi's butt was injured.
Such fat and big buttocks, hahaha...
Da Mi was very autistic and hugged her head with her butt sticking out.
But when she heard Shen Muye's laughter, she really couldn't help but rush over and beat him up.
You are still laughing, you are still laughing, who is the reason for me to become like this!
Shen Muye: "Don't hit my face!"
The man and the tiger beat each other for a long time, and were stopped by Shen Zhiyin.
They left the place where the stinkweed grew with the two injured people.
Shen Mujin also told Shen Zhiyin why he was chased by the golden-winged bees.
"We at least managed to escape. The ones who wanted to capture us and threaten you to steal your treasure are the real culprits."
"I actually knew that was the territory of a group of bees. I didn't want to go there at first, but those guys were too aggressive. There were people from the island country, the beautiful country, and even those sects.
Anyway, there were more than 30 people chasing the two of us, and we had no choice but to risk running to the territory of the golden-winged bees.
We had the hiding charm you gave us and we walked carefully, so we were not discovered at first. The golden-winged bees went to chase those who wanted to catch us.
But by chance, we walked to the golden-winged bee nest. You don't know how rare the opportunity was at that time. The honey smelled so good that we were confused. Most of the bees went to fight, so the back of the hive was quite empty. Then we got brave and dug a hive."
"Where's the beehive?"
Shen Muye took out a huge honeycomb from the space, which was taller than the others. Each hexagonal honeycomb was as big as a palm, and there was golden honey flowing inside, which was very delicious.
Ordinary honey is amber in color, but this one is a particularly beautiful golden color, just like gold.
It's such a rich color.
"I have more."
He handed the huge honeycomb to Shen Mujin, and he took out another one.
This time it was golden red, more gorgeous than gems, and as dazzling as the sun.
Shen Zhiyin: "Royal jelly, you took it out of the queen bee's nest, no wonder you were chased for so long!"