Chapter 427 Ghost Messenger's Daily Experience 5
"You two bastards, if I hadn't wanted to catch you in the act, I wouldn't have chased you, and ended up here in a car accident. My best years have been ruined by you two dogs!"
The original female ghost was very fierce, with red eyes, she beat and provoked the couple, almost making them lose their souls.
"Wait, who are you? What mistress? Isn't he married?"
The beaten female ghost was also very upset, and she quickly spoke after dodging.
"I met him at work. He clearly said he was unmarried and was seriously pursuing me!"
The original female ghost: "Then who am I? Who am I if he's not married?! Our marriage certificate is still at home!"
Hearing this, the female ghost who was considered a mistress stared at the male ghost with a ferocious look: "Explain yourself, you said you were single!" The
male ghost wanted to take the opportunity to slip away, but was stopped by the two female ghosts one after the other to explain.
The male ghost simply gave up: "Is it useful to argue about these things now that they are dead?"
The "mistress" female ghost kicked him: "Even if you become a ghost, you have to explain it to me clearly. Even if you become a ghost, I must be innocent. What kind of scumbag dares to tarnish my innocence."
The original female ghost also slapped the male ghost in the face, and before he could react, she slapped him again.
"Okay, you are a dead phoenix man, holding the old lady's money to lie to the little girl outside, fucking me, I gave you face."
'Little San's female ghost also rushed on, the two female ghosts were tacitly tacitly slammed by the male ghost, and the male ghost yelled, and the ghosts were more transparent.
A scammer scumbag, because you lost your life , it is not worth it.
"" Dare to hold the old lady's money out and mess around. "Save me, I'm about to fall apart, save me, ghost messenger, save me!" The ghost messengers all stepped back. The other ghosts around pointed and said, "Scumbag." "He's not dedicated to his job, he's too philandering, his wife is pretty, how can he live a good life but still be a slut?" "What's he thinking? He just wants to enjoy the blessing of two women because he's so proud." "He deserves it." The audience in the live broadcast room were also satisfied. [My breasts are unblocked, although I'm dead, but it's really nice to see the scumbag being taught a lesson by two beautiful ghosts. ] [It seems that there is no difference between being a ghost and being a human, except that you can't see each other. In fact, I'm not that worried when I think about my dead relatives living like this in the underworld. ] [I want to ask a question, is it really useful to burn the Yin tickets in the human world in the underworld? Those denominations are so high that they make my heart skip a beat. Is there really no inflation in the underworld? 】 【I also want to ask this question. Every time I burn Yin tickets for my ancestors, I feel that the numbers on them are unreliable. They are even less valuable than the money in the island country. 】 【I feel that our ancestors should still use the yellow money paper from the past. I feel that it is more reliable. 】 Shen Zhiyin, who was watching the two women beating up the scumbag in the underworld, also asked. "So the Yin Piao thing can really be used?" A certain emperor said in disdain: "No." Prince Yan also said: "Those things are no different from waste paper. We still circulate the old money paper from the past. If possible, please go back and talk to them. The incense and candles made by people nowadays are all cut corners or added with some inexplicable things. Wild ghosts won't eat them." Prince Yan sighed: "Nowadays, The only edible candles are those made in proper Taoist temples and monasteries. The candles made by a few folk craftsmen are also edible, but the large quantities of candles produced by assembly line factories have squeezed their market, and fewer and fewer people can make these things. " But the underworld cannot interfere with the human world, and now the ghost messenger gets less and less good quality incense, not to mention other ghosts. Shen Zhiyin touched his chin thoughtfully, maybe... this problem is not unsolvable. On the other hand, when the scumbag ghost's ghost body was almost broken apart, the ghost messenger finally took action. "Okay, he will be punished in the underworld. If anyone has any last words, hurry up and say them in the live broadcast room. Then follow him." The other ghosts came back to their senses from their idleness and gathered around the ghost officers to talk. The main problem was that they were talking too much. The ghost officer roared, "Line up, one by one." After being roared like this, their quality finally came up to the task and they lined up one by one. "Son, Dad is gone first. Don't be sad. You see, I'm fine now. I'm going to look for your mother. I heard that it's difficult to be reborn in the underworld. I guess she is waiting for me. I have to dress up and go to see her." "Dad, I'm leaving. Don't be sad. I won't be bullied. If you miss me, just give birth to a younger brother or sister to accompany you." "Mom, I'm sorry I shouldn't have quarreled with you. My bank card is in the drawer. You go and withdraw the money. The password is my birthday." "Grandson, remember to burn paper money for grandpa. Burn more. I was poor all my life when I was alive. I must be a rich man after I die!" After the ghosts finished saying what they wanted to say, there was basically nothing left to explain. The ghost took the evil ghost and other disappointed ghosts away and returned to the underworld to report. Every ghost had his own life and his own story before he died. The world is not a novel, it always revolves around the protagonist. No matter whether they are mediocre or genius, their life is smooth or turbulent, or they are good or evil. In their stories, they are the protagonists. Everyone saw all kinds of life and various ways of dying from the ghosts in the live broadcast room. There are funny, sad and touching ones. But in the end, they will all go to the underworld. Those who did evil in their lives will accept the punishment from the underworld, and those who did good will take numbers and line up, waiting to be reincarnated.
During the waiting period, they met their dead relatives and enemies again in the underworld.
However, some encounters may not be so beautiful.
For example, an old man asked the ghost about his deceased spouse and went to find him, and then found that his deceased spouse had met a second spring in the underworld!
The old man was struck by lightning.
After hearing about this, Shen Zhiyin took Jun Yuan
to eat watermelon on the spot. He was really eating a watermelon in his hand.
The old man ghost was fighting with another old man ghost.
The old woman ghost went to help the current spouse.
"Why should I listen to you now that I'm dead? Why can't I find someone who really loves me? When I was young, I was forced by my family to marry you and I never had a good day. Now that I'm dead, I can't live my life as I wish!"
"Still waiting for you, what are you dreaming about? I don't want to meet you again in my next life."