Chapter 117 Is someone playing tricks?
Ye Buwei's smile was filled with doting, "Okay, if Xiao Jiuer thinks it's fun, then stay here and play."
"good!"
"Someone is coming." Ye Buwei touched the little dumpling's head, and disappeared with a move of his body.
Hawkeye strode in, intending to sit on the throne, but upon seeing the small figure lying on it, he turned around and sat on the steps.
Less than half an hour later, the bandits came in.
The monkey leaned close to Hawkeye's ear and whispered, "Boss, we didn't find anything."
Hawkeye suddenly looked up and said in disbelief, "How is that possible? Have you searched thoroughly?"
"It's almost a complete overturn!" said the Monkey King. "Boss, there's been a severe drought for three years, and we haven't had any new recruits come into our village. I've always felt that there can't be any spies in our village!"
"Then how does this make sense?"
"It really doesn't make sense. From the moment I discovered the hole in the sack, I had a bad feeling." Chuan Tianhou said softly, "All along the way, the miasma forest and the maze disappeared without a trace, and all these strange things happened overnight. I'm getting more and more panicked! Is this heaven's punishment for us?"
"Nonsense." Hawkeye pressed his shoulder. "Someone must be playing tricks. Maybe they threw everything in the kitchen into the cliff. You should keep a close eye on it these few days!"
The monkey nodded.
"Send a message to Heihe Village, saying that the child is in our hands. Tell them to gather a thousand dan of grain within a day to exchange for him, or we'll kill him!"
"Boss, isn't it too rushed to gather a thousand dan of grain in one day?"
"Why do you care if they chase us away? We're completely out of food! I'm starving now!"
Black Eagle Village suddenly felt like it was back to the time before liberation. Not even a grain of rice could be found in the rat holes, but fortunately there was still water to drink.
"Boss, have some water first!" A bandit handed over a pot of water.
Hawkeye licked his dry lips and drank it all in one gulp.
Everyone's stomach was empty, so when they were hungry they drank water. A full tank of water was quickly finished.
At this time, someone hurriedly reported: "Boss, there are a lot of people coming over here, I guess they are from Heihe Village!"
"They arrived quite quickly!" Hawkeye's mood suddenly brightened. "It seems that this little girl was kidnapped correctly. The whole village of Heihe treats her as a treasure. If we do a good job on this job, we won't have to worry about anything this year..."
Hawkeye was talking excitedly when he suddenly frowned and covered his stomach with his hands, "Ah..."
This cry was both heart-wrenching and heart-wrenching.
"Boss, what's wrong with you?"
Hawkeye felt his stomach churning as if something was about to burst out. He quickly clamped his legs together and walked down the stairs crookedly.
"Boss, you..."
The bandits felt like laughing for some reason. What was the boss doing? He was acting like a woman.
But they put on concerned expressions on their faces and surrounded us to show their concern.
Hawkeye was halfway through his walk when he felt a sharp pain in his stomach. He hurriedly covered his butt and said, "Get out of the way! I need to go to the restroom!"
"puff--"
The fart came at the right moment, proving that the situation was extremely urgent.
The bandits quickly made way for Hawkeye, whooshed away, leaving behind a shadow.
As soon as Eagle Eye left, the bandits covered their stomachs with their hands.
“Ah…it hurts…it hurts so much…”
This is Xiaojiu's first day in Black Eagle Village.
The bandits were clearly hungry, but there were not enough toilets.
A group of people covered their stomachs and squeezed their buttocks, their bodies twisted like twisted dough sticks, "Boss, are you done? I really can't hold it in any longer..."
"Don't make noise, I'm not well yet..." Hawkeye's voice was weak, as if he had just been through a near-death experience. "We've been ambushed... Quickly, have Old Wu make some anti-diarrhea medicine..."
Old Wu's eyebrows were twisted in pain. "Boss... I need to poop so I can boil the medicine. Hurry up and let me use the pit..."
"Don't even think about it... Ahhhh, it hurts... You guys... find a place to solve it..."
"Boss, why didn't you say so earlier..."
The bandits ran around with their buttocks covered. If the boss hadn't made it illegal to urinate or defecate at will, they would have let loose long ago!
There was a vegetable field behind the Black Eagle Village. All the bandits were squatting in the ditch, and suddenly there were sounds of farts and diarrhea.
Old Wu was the only one in the village who knew medicine. As soon as he squatted down with his nose covered, everyone stared at him eagerly.
Old Wu waved his hand. "There's no point looking at me. I don't have that many antidiarrheal herbs!"
The medicine that Old Wu brewed was just enough for Hawkeye and Sky Monkey.
So, except for these two people who were able to move, the others collapsed.
"Black Eagle Village, get out now!"
"Don't you dare to speak out!"
The shouting and cursing of the villagers of Heihe Village could be faintly heard.
Hawkeye was furious. It was the first time he had seen such an arrogant village.
All his men fell, so Hawkeye and Sky-Horned Monkey had to go to the mountain gate by themselves.
Because there was a cliff between us, we could only shout to communicate.
The people from Heihe Village were full of energy: "You damn bandit, quickly hand over Xiao Jiuer!"
The Black Eagle Village was weak and powerless: "One thousand stones... come and exchange..."
"A thousand koku?! No!"
"No... just wait... to be torn..."
Before Hawkeye could finish his words, the villagers of Heihe Village turned around and left.
Hawkeye was anxious and said with all his might, "I said... tear up... the ticket!"
"Kill the hostages! Kill the hostages!" the monkey repeated at the top of his lungs.
Heihe Village left without looking back.
"Hey! What... do you mean!" Hawkeye shouted until his vision went black.
Heihe Village soon disappeared without a trace.
The monkey panicked and staggered, saying, "Boss, they probably... can't afford... a thousand shi of grain, so they don't want... this kid anymore!"
Hawkeye leaned against the mountain gate and panted, "They are just... pretending. Now is the time to test our patience... Believe it or not, they will come again... tomorrow..."
"What's more important now is... finding the traitor..."
"I don't have the strength... to speak... This traitor... is too cruel..."
The two of them supported each other and walked back humming all the way.
The meeting hall was filled with groaning sounds, and everyone looked pale.
Hawkeye had no idea what to do and felt helpless, so he fell asleep.
The next day, everyone finally stopped defecating, but they were all very hungry.
Only then did everyone realize that in the entire village, only Xiaotuanzi had a rosy complexion and was full of energy.
The baby hadn't had a drop of water all day yesterday, yet he didn't cry or complain? Didn't he say he was hungry? Is this normal?
Just when I was wondering, the little girl pouted and said in a pitiful voice, "I'm hungry!"
"Hold on! There's nothing to eat in the village!"
"Wow... I want Qihuanhuan, I want a fat family!" The little baby cried very sadly.
Hawkeye was very upset. "Let's go see if anyone has come from Black River Village."
"Boss, they haven't come since they left yesterday."
Hawkeye held his forehead and said, "Go negotiate with Heihe Village. Only 800 shi of grain will be given!"
"What if they don't want to?"
"Then five hundred koku! No less!"
"What if they still don't want to?"
Hawkeye gritted his teeth and said, "Then I'll send them little fingers and toes every day! Let's see who is more cruel, them or me!"
Just as he finished speaking, there was a flash of fire and the door of the council hall was blown away!
This damn kidnapper actually wanted to chop off the baby's hands and feet!
"Hmph, you wicked pervert!"
The little dumpling stamped his little feet and pointed with his little hand, "Kneel down!"
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