Chapter 225 It’s Not What You Think
"You're talking nonsense!" Hawkeye swiftly climbed up from the bed and quickly straightened his clothes. "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll cut off your tongue!"
Zhou Huaining tilted his head and looked at him. "It's like this, and you still don't admit it? How can a man's mouth be so sweet and soft? And your breasts..."
"Shut up!" Hawkeye wiped his lips angrily. "You've never tasted sex before, have you? You can't even tell whether I'm a man or a woman. Aren't you ashamed?"
Zhou Huaining looked at Hawkeye with a smile, "I won't be wrong. If you weren't a woman, I would write my name backwards!"
"Fuck you, are you annoying?" Hawkeye ignored him and said, "I hate men who talk too much. If you don't shut up, I'll throw you off the cliff to feed the wolves!
"Don't change the subject." Zhou Huaining lay on the ground sideways, looking at Hawkeye with a sly look, "You said you were a man, then take off your clothes and let me see."
"Why should I undress for you to see?"
"If you don't show me, it means you are a woman."
"Are you crazy? If you say another nonsense, you won't be able to leave Black Eagle Village!"
"I'm not so eager to leave now." Zhou Huaining looked at Hawkeye with interest. "How did a girl like you become a bandit leader?"
Hawkeye quickly pulled out the dagger, walked to Zhou Huaining, bent down and looked Zhou Guaining from top to bottom.
Zhou Huaining did not miss such a good opportunity. He supported his upper body with his elbows on the ground, and scanned Hawkeye's face with his eyes like a scanner, trying to find some clues.
Hawkeye twisted his lips, "Why? Is there anything in this world that women can't do?"
Zhou Huaining smiled, "So you admit that you are a woman?"
Hawkeye reached out and pinched his chin, "If you can't control your stinky mouth, I'll tear out your tongue and feed it to the dogs."
At this moment, there was a knock on the door.
"Boss, I heard some noise in the house. Are you okay?"
"It's okay!" Hawkeye opened the door a little irritably. "Haven't you finished checking yet?"
"Boss, we need to conduct a thorough search to ensure that nothing goes wrong..."
The bandits poked their heads into the house and took a look, their pupils trembling.
Collapsed bed.
Messy bedding.
Bound,
The man who was looking at the boss with sticky eyes...
This scene is so unclear no matter how you look at it...
Everyone was stunned and their eyes became meaningful.
Although he appears calm on the outside, his inner thoughts are actually surging.
Boss, it turns out this is what you like!
No wonder the boss never wanted a wife. It turns out he liked this pretty boy.
This is such a fierce game.
The bed collapsed.
"Boss, it's still early, we won't disturb you... Please continue..."
The bandits retreated.
"No...what do you mean?" Hawkeye was confused. "You misunderstood. It's not what you think..."
Before Hawkeye could finish his words, the door was considerately closed.
"Boss, you don't need to explain to us, we all understand!"
"Yes, yes, Boss, you always teach us to be free and unrestrained, and we all understand!"
The footsteps of the bandits gradually faded away.
Hawkeye: "..."
no.
What do you all know?
What do you all understand?
"Hahahaha..." Zhou Huaining burst into laughter.
Hawkeye's anger surged.
He walked over, pinched Zhou Huaining's chin, and slapped him several times, his tone was urgent and fierce, "It's all your fault!"
Hawkeye didn't hold back his strength, and Zhou Huaining's cheeks suddenly turned red.
Zhou Huaining, on the other hand, was not annoyed at all. "This is the first time I've been beaten by a woman. It's quite interesting..."
Hawkeye gritted his teeth and said, "You still say that?!"
A few more slaps were given.
Zhou Huaining felt pain and screamed.
So, what the people outside heard was:
Pa pa pa.
Ah~ah~ah!
Bang~ah~~
Bang~ah~~
…
The bandits in Black Hawk Village had complicated expressions, and at the same time, they felt a little bit heartbroken.
"The boss has been holding it in for too long."
"That's right. It's rare for an iron tree to bloom."
"What a pity! If this pretty boy wasn't the county magistrate, he could have stayed in the mountains and become the wife of the leader of the group."
"No matter what, it's a good thing. Now that the boss has hooked up with the county magistrate, the government won't make things difficult for us in the future!"
"That's right!"
The bandits were delighted.
The people in the room naturally couldn't hear what people were talking about outside.
Hawkeye was tired from fighting, so he poured himself a glass of water while panting, tilted his neck back and drank it all in one gulp.
Zhou Huaiding stared at his neck and found that there was indeed no Adam's apple.
"I want some water, too."
Hawkeye pretended not to hear.
Zhou Huaining said with a half-smile, "Your brothers don't know you're a woman yet, do they? If I tell them, what do you think their reaction will be?"
"Don't you just want to drink water? I'll let you drink as much as you want." Hawkeye picked up the teapot, pinched Zhou Huaining's chin, and forced him to open his mouth.
After pouring half a pot of tea, Zhou Huaining's upper body was soaked. "Forget it, you are a woman. I don't bother with women."
Hawkeye was so angry that he wanted to hit him again, but when he saw his cheeks were red and swollen, he finally retracted his fist.
"No more waiting! Get up and get out of the Black Eagle Village now!"
"Why are you in such a hurry? It was too dark last night and I couldn't see anything. I heard that Black Eagle Village is a place of outstanding people and beautiful scenery, so it's a good opportunity for our county to come and inspect it." Zhou Huaining spoke in an official tone.
Hawkeye pulled him up in anger and kicked him on the butt, "Get out of here!"
Zhou Huaining pounced on the tea table and sat down on the stool. "You're good in every way, except that you're a little rude. It's not good for a girl to always hit people."
Hawkeye snorted.
Zhou Huaining leaned forward and asked, "Hey, Hawkeye, what's your real name?"
Hawkeye played with the dagger in his hand and ignored him.
"You're really good at pretending to be a man. You can change your appearance, but how can you change your voice? The voice I heard last night was clearly not like that. How can you change your voice?"
"Hua Mulan joined the army to replace her father and had to disguise herself as a man. What's your reason? Is your father also a bandit? Are you following in your father's footsteps?"
Hawkeye dropped the dagger and was about to attack.
A bandit outside came to report, "Boss, I don't mean anything else, I just want to tell you that we have searched the entire village thoroughly three times and confirmed that the entire village is safe!"
Hawkeye stood up and grabbed the rope around Zhou Huaining, "You can go back now!"
"But I don't want to leave yet! It's fun chatting with you!"
As Zhou Huaining spoke, his body was pulled out by Hawkeye.
The bandits looked at the two men with relief, "Boss, are you letting him go back now?"
"Why not let him stay one more night?"
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