Chapter 339 The highest level of showing off
"Oh my God!"
The villagers of Heihe Village are no longer surprised by such scenes.
But they still cooperated and exclaimed.
They glanced at the little dumpling without leaving any trace.
I saw the little dumpling put his two little hands in his pockets, his chubby little face wrinkled into a ball, "Hey! Wash! Wash yourself because of thunder!"
"Wha...what's going on?"
The refugees were so shocked that their throats tightened and they couldn't help trembling. The loud noises just now had scared the hell out of them.
Hundreds of imperial guards disappeared right before their eyes, and they felt as if they were dreaming.
All the guests who had been staying in the inn ran out and gasped when they saw the charred bodies of the imperial guards.
"Is this the legendary thunder?" They looked at the villagers of Heihe Village with fear on their faces.
"We heard before that a thunderbolt split a mountain, allowing Heihe Village to build an inn! We didn't believe it!"
"Could the thunder really kill all the imperial guards today?!"
This matter always seems absurd, but they just saw it with their own eyes.
The village head sighed, "Dear guests, the most special thing about Heihe Village is the thunder. There are quite a lot of them."
"Yeah!" The villagers looked puzzled. "I don't know what's going on, but anyone who comes to Heihe Village and acts arrogantly seems to get struck by lightning in the end!"
Refugee: “…”
guest:"……"
There are countless ways to show off, but they have never seen such a high-level show-off method as the Heihe Village...
"Dear guests, please bear witness for us. The death of the imperial guards has nothing to do with us!"
"What evidence do we have? We have never been to Heihe Village!"
The guests kept waving their hands. They came to Heihe Village to enjoy the summer heat and didn't want to get involved in this mess.
Moreover, since Heaven is so obviously on Heihe Village's side, they wouldn't be stupid enough to go against Heaven.
"Don't worry, we won't tell anyone what happened today. Just pretend the Imperial Guards never came!"
They even taught the villagers of Heihe how to do things.
"Deal with what needs to be dealt with, and don't leave any clues!"
After the guests finished talking, they returned to their rooms. They had to return to the capital as soon as possible to think about how to move to Heihe Village.
The villagers looked at each other in confusion.
Is that the solution?
They had thought of countless excuses, but didn't even have time to put them into practice?
The village head shouted, "What are you all standing there for? The distinguished guests are well-informed. We should do as they say. It won't go wrong!"
In one sentence, the guests present today were linked to Heihe Village.
From now on, we're all on the same page. It was you who told Heihe Village to destroy the bodies and cover up the evidence! If anyone reveals what happened today, they're courting death!
"Let us do this!" the refugees took the initiative to speak.
What just happened made them more determined, and now was the best opportunity to show their loyalty.
"We and Heihe Village are brothers in the same boat! Leave the aftermath to us!"
The refugees took the hoes and shovels from the villagers of Heihe Village, piled the bodies of the imperial guards together, poured a pot of oil on them, and finally threw a few torches on them.
"Come in, Meng!" Little Dumpling herded the children towards the village like ducks, "Don't look in, it's so scary!"
All the children went into the village, but little Dumpling ran out and stood with the adults.
Dolls: "Xiao Jiuer, come in too!"
Little Dumpling: "I'm not afraid of being scared."
Dolls: "..."
While they were busy, the Black Eagle Village rushed down from the mountain.
Hawkeye looked at the little dumpling with concern, "Boss, are you okay?"
They built a temple on the mountain when they suddenly heard thunder below.
They were very familiar with the sound of thunder. They knew without thinking that some unlucky guy who didn't know his place had made the little boss angry.
"It's not a problem!" Little Dumpling pointed at the charred pile, "He's cute!"
Hawkeye looked at the dying flames and ordered his men, "Go and clean it up."
"Okay." The brothers of Black Eagle Village understood.
The cliffs at Black Eagle Village are so deep that you can't see the bottom. If you throw something like this in, it will turn into ashes. You will never see the person alive or the body dead.
The Black Eagle Village transported the charred corpse away, and the villagers led the hundreds of horses into Heihe Village.
There was no trace left at the entrance of the village, as if what had just happened had never happened.
Master Hongkong kept chanting scriptures, while Zen Master Huineng stood quietly by the side with his eyes lowered.
Finally, Master Hongkong stopped.
"Junior brother." Zen Master Huineng looked at him calmly, "I left a horse for you. Go back immediately."
Master Hongkong's calm expression began to crack.
"Brother, are you trying to trick me again? Back then, you tricked me into becoming the abbot of Lingji Temple while you yourself traveled around everywhere. Now, you're trying to trick me into returning to the capital? All the imperial guards who came with me are gone. How can I go back? Can I explain this clearly to the Emperor?"
Who would believe it if I told them that Zen Master Huineng, who was compassionate and looked like a living god in front of the world, actually loved to cheat his fellow disciples behind their backs?
Zen Master Huineng blinked and said, "That's true. Your current situation is indeed a bit embarrassing."
Master Hongkong snorted, "It's more than just a little embarrassing. The Imperial Guards have disappeared, so I have to disappear too. Brother, you've screwed me over again."
Zen Master Huineng nodded and said, "The road ahead is still long. Take care of yourself, Junior Brother. I will pray for you!"
Master Hongkong walked straight up to Xiao Jiuer.
"Amitabha, little donor, can you listen to a few words from this humble monk?"
"Hmm?" The little dumpling blinked his big black eyes.
"I have no other choice but to stay in Heihe Village. I wonder if you, the benefactor, would be willing to take me in?"
The little girl raised her little face and asked, "What can you do?"
Master Hongkong pondered for a moment and said, "Whatever Zen Master Huineng knows, I know too."
"Xiao Jiu'er, he didn't lie." Zen Master Huineng said calmly, "I can do it. He can do everything, but he's not as good as me in everything.
Master Hongkong: "..."
He really doesn't want this senior brother anymore.
"Stay!" The little dumpling giggled, "I like your cuteness..."
The two masters couldn't help but look delighted.
"Did you hear that? Xiao Jiuer said she likes me."
"She's talking about you guys, which means she likes me too."
But then he heard the little dumpling burp, and then said: "I like your cuteness... quarreling!"
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