Chapter 409 You Are Not Scary
The villagers were amused and laughed non-stop, "Master Xiaojiu, you are a little baby. When you stand up, you are not even as high as the platform. This job is not suitable for you."
The little guy is ruthless and doesn't talk much.
With a wave of his little hand, the pig on the chopping board flew up.
Then the machete flew past.
Bang!
The pig's head was chopped off.
Bang!
It landed on the chopping board so cleanly and neatly.
The villagers were stunned.
"Wow! So awesome, so awesome!" The little followers clapped their hands.
The little dumpling patted his chest cheerfully and said, "Look, I can help you!"
The villagers struggled to move the corners of their mouths.
Hey, little ancestor! I know you have supernatural powers, but you can't do this!
You make us feel like we're just here to make up the numbers...
"Xiaobao!" Yunniang ran over, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, and picked up the little ball.
"Liang dear!" The little dumpling jumped up and down with joy. "I can chop off your head! I want to chop off your head again!"
Yunniang calmly lowered her rolled-up sleeves.
"Xiaobao, since your little hands are so powerful, holding a pen will definitely not be a problem. Mommy will send you to school to learn how to write, okay?"
Little Jiuer's eyes suddenly widened, and she shook her head in panic, "No, no! No, no! I, I, I haven't grown up yet!"
"Master Xiaojiu, you just said you've grown up!"
"Yeah! We all heard it!"
The villagers laughed.
"No, no!" Little Jiuer waved her hands, "I! I'm still little!"
After saying that, he crawled out of Yunniang's arms and ran away with his army of dolls in an instant, disappearing without a trace.
The villagers couldn't help laughing, "Yunniang is really good! She subdued him with just one move!"
…
Xiao Jiuer and a group of little followers were walking on the village road, chattering.
The children have been visiting the village headman's house every day recently to see if his illness has improved.
"Gougou, come and play!" Little Dumpling greeted the big yellow dog on the roadside enthusiastically.
But the big yellow dog shrank its neck, tucked its tail between its legs and ran away as fast as a fly.
Are you kidding? You can chop off a pig's head so easily! Only by staying away from you can I save the dog's head!
"Gougou, what's wrong with you? Come here!" Little Dumpling chased after him with his short legs.
The big yellow dog was so scared that its fur stood up and it ran even faster.
As it was running, suddenly, the big yellow dog braked suddenly and started barking wildly at a certain place.
When the little dumpling turned his head, he saw a man in a black robe and a man in a white robe walking towards him from not far away.
It’s not strange what they wear, what’s strange is the way they walk.
To be more precise, it's not walking, but floating.
The man in black clothes was fat and broad, wearing a tall black hat. His face was completely black, and in his hand he held a thick and heavy shackle with a curved hook and iron claws.
The man in white clothes was tall and thin, wearing a tall white hat. His face was pale, and his long red tongue was hanging out in front of his chest. He held a white stick in his hand.
They seemed to be floating very slowly, but they were actually very fast, passing by the dolls in the blink of an eye.
Except for Xiao Jiuer who was staring blankly, the other children were unaware and were having fun holding the big yellow dog.
The moment the two passed by, Xiao Jiuer saw four words written on the hat of the man in white robe: Make a fortune at first sight.
Get rich at first sight???
Does it mean that as long as you see this Uncle Bai, you will have money?
The little girl's eyes lit up instantly.
…
Let’s talk about the Black and White Impermanence.
The Black and White Impermanence often come to the human world to capture souls and spirits, and they are no longer surprised that some little babies in the human world can see them.
So they didn't even look at the little ball and just floated forward.
According to their past experience, babies don't understand anything and will just laugh foolishly when they see them.
And little babies like these who are two or three years old will definitely be scared and cry when they see them.
So the little baby will definitely cry.
But strangely, there was no crying.
On the contrary, the sound of small footsteps hurriedly followed.
Then, a childish little voice rang out, "Shu Shu, wait for me!"
"Seventh Brother, she's not calling us, is she?" asked Hei Wuchang.
Bai Wuchang and Hei Wuchang were as close as brothers when they were alive. After their death, the King of Hell was moved by their loyalty and loyalty, so he named them Black and White Wuchang, sending them back and forth between the human world and the underworld as soul-collecting messengers.
Among them, Bai Wuchang is known as "Seventh Master" and Hei Wuchang is known as "Eighth Master."
"Why should I care about her? Lao Ba, we still have two souls left to be captured today! We need to speed up!" Bai Wuchang kept walking.
The next second, the white robe was grabbed by something.
Bai Wuchang's eyes widened, he turned around quickly, and was surprised to find:
The little baby with two small buns on his forehead was looking at him with his head tilted up!
The little hand was pulling tightly at the corner of his robe!
"What's going on?!" Black and White Impermanence asked in unison.
They are ghost messengers, and to living people, they are not entities at all.
It's not surprising that the little baby can see them.
But it is very strange that he can pull the ghost's clothes!
"Who are you?" Bai Wuchang asked in surprise.
"I'm Xiaojiu!" The little dumpling smiled sweetly.
Hei Wuchang explored Xiao Jiuer's soul and found nothing wrong.
They couldn't explain this phenomenon, but they didn't have the time to delve into it.
"Kid, go play somewhere else! We are not people you should approach!" Hei Wuchang said ferociously.
"Okay, it's ripe, you can give me some!"
The little dumpling waved at him politely.
"I, just talking to Bai Shushu, that's fine!"
Black Impermanence: ???
What does it mean? Let me go, but let him stay?
"The black summer is ripe, you should get busy!" Little Dumpling urged with a smile.
Hei Wuchang was speechless.
He glanced at Bai Wuchang and couldn't help asking, "Little kid, why did you let me go and talk to him?"
Could it be because Lao Qi’s face is whiter than mine???
"Because he has money!" Little Dumpling pointed at Bai Wuchang's hat and said word by word, "He spends money as soon as he sees it. So, where's my money?"
Now it was Bai Wuchang's turn to be speechless.
Bai Wuchang is also known as "Xie Bian".
Why is it called this name?
According to legend, if anyone sees or dreams of Bai Wuchang and immediately kneels down to thank him, he will have good luck, get promoted, and become rich.
This rumor is actually true.
However, those who actually saw or dreamed of Bai Wuchang were so focused on being afraid that they didn't even remember Xie Fu.
"Little baby, aren't you afraid of us?"
Bai Wuchang moved his pale face closer and moved his long tongue hanging out.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid!" The little girl waved her hands, blinking her big watery eyes cutely. "Don't be sad, Shushu, you guys, you don't look scary at all!"
"Xiaojiu, I'm not afraid at all!"
In order to prove that they really didn't look scary, Xiaotuanzi kindly reached out and pulled Bai Wuchang's long tongue.
"Zundu doesn't scare Yin!"
Little Dumpling said considerately.
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