Chapter 007 Chapter 7
[I feel deeply for them as a person with children at home, and hope that the law will punish them severely.]
[I feel deeply for them as a person without children at home, and hope that Sister Gui will punish them severely. PS: I am a woman, of the right age for abduction.]
[Although, compared to seeing them punished by the law, I think Sister Gui’s verdict is more gratifying...]
[+1. This group of people deserves to be chopped into pieces, and their bodies have been torn apart. How many families and innocent children and girls have been destroyed? A peanut is really cheap for them. 】
Seeing that the discussion in the live broadcast room was getting more and more biased, Gu Yanyi coughed and reminded: "You guys should be careful about the impact of the discussion. I am a serious charlatan and I firmly support the dignity of the law. Understand?"
A group of people laughed and shouted "understand, understand, understand" in the comment area.
Seeing that people had calmed down, Gu Yanyi said to Yuan Cuilan: "How about this, you come here first, I will ask the Black and White Impermanence for you. You are a powerful ghost, and the karma of killing accumulates quickly. If the Heavenly Dao finds out, you will be sent away by a thunderbolt."
Yuan Cuilan: "Master, what's your address?"
Gu Yanyi smiled: "Why, you still plan to float over to find me? This is too troublesome. You might be taken away by a charlatan donkey on the way. Just come directly via the Internet cable."
The audience in the live broadcast room:?
Following the network cable, is it what they understood?
In the screen, Gu Yanyi took a pen, lowered his head and wrote something quickly. After a while, he threw the pen aside and picked up something on the table.
It was an A4 paper full of strange characters.
Then he squatted down, picked up the network cable at an angle that no one could see, and wrapped the A4 paper around the cable.
While he was working, he kept muttering: "It's good that technology is advanced in modern society. In the past, if you wanted to summon a ghost, you had to know the birth date, the characteristics of the appearance, the height and weight, and you had to get a close object, otherwise you would accidentally catch the wrong one... Now you can just follow the ghost formation method."
[I heard that knowing the birth date is enough, why do you have to know it in such detail? I see that other Taoists do it this way? 】
Gu Yan snorted and laughed: "There are so many people in the world, and there are not a few people who were born in the same year, month, day, hour, minute and second. Only by adding screening conditions can we find the right ghost. You humans are basically distinguished by the only feature of DNA. How come this works for humans but not for ghosts?"
Netizens in the live broadcast room: Good... it makes sense!
But God has mercy on us. We usually come into contact with humans, not ghosts. Who can think of these? Who would think of these?
At the same time, I accidentally saw some Taoist priests in Taoist temples slapping their thighs on Gu Yan's live broadcast.
Why didn't they think of it!
Taoism has been developed for thousands of years. Today, when science and technology civilization are advancing rapidly, they are still using the most primitive birth date to cast spells! It
is simply too out of step with the times and lacks a vision for development!
It must be changed, it must be changed!
As a result, in a corner unknown to the public, a trend of technology changing spellcasting has quietly been set off in the Taoist community.
Here, Gu Yanyi finished wrapping an A4 paper and drew another one, and did not stop until he had wrapped all the network cables in his home.
He sat back in front of the computer and "clicked" a talisman on the camera.
The audience felt a black screen in front of their eyes and could not see anything. They only heard Gu Yanyi say: "Okay, you drill into the camera."
Yuan Cuilan was a ghost for the first time and did not know how to drill. She could only try to touch the screen. Then, she felt a suction force sucking her into the camera.
Meng Sichun, who had been staring at the screen, found that his sister-in-law in front of him had disappeared.
She used the screen to shine the whole dormitory, but she didn't see her sister-in-law.
"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, where are you?!" she shouted.
After a while, Gu Yanyi peeled off the talisman on the screen and said, "Don't shout, she's coming to my side."
Everyone was finally able to see Gu Yanyi again, and then they found that the red-dressed female ghost was floating behind him.
"Burn the substitute talismans in your hands, and the curse will be lifted. Okay, bye."
Gu Yanyi didn't wait for the other party to say anything else, and quickly cut off the connection, and then suddenly remembered: "You haven't paid yet, 2,000, don't forget, otherwise I will ask your sister-in-law to help me collect the debt."
The thanks that were on the tip of her tongue were swallowed by Meng Sichun and her three roommates.
She silently swiped 2,000 yuan for Gu Yanyi.
After hearing what he said, some of the audience scolded him for being too greedy, some scolded him for making things difficult for the little girl, and of course, there were some people who thought differently from ordinary people.
[Don't say it, really don't say it. If Gu Yan formed a tough debt collection group, I would hire them to collect wages from my boss who owed money to the company! ]
[Don't be so limited in your thinking. What if you want to collect debts from developers of unfinished buildings? ]
[What if you want to collect debts from bosses who don't pay overtime? ]
[Nothing to say. Mr. Gu, if you can form this debt collection group, I will bite back anyone who slanders you in the future even if I am a dog! ]
Gu Yan didn't see the comments. He was drawing something on the cement floor of the living room with his head down.
The audience started to shout impatiently again after not seeing the anchor for a long time.
Yuan Cuilan moved closer to the screen, glanced at the comments, and smiled.
Master Gu was not available now, and she had to help with the business, so she smiled and said, "He is setting up a formation to summon the Black and White Impermanence."
The huge ghost head was enlarged on the screen, and for ordinary people, the visual impact was very strong.
[Ghost sister, don't laugh, my child is scared. ]
[What's there to be afraid of? Ghost sister is doing justice for the heavens, eliminating harm for the people, and her merits will be added to her body, and she will live forever! ]
[Gu Yanyi allowed the powerful ghost to harm people, and he will not die a good death! ]
[Although, I admire the courage of the above, but have you forgotten that Ghost sister can really find you along the network cable? ]
As soon as these words came out, the scolding that was originally directed at Gu Yanyi immediately died down, and the comment area instantly became much cleaner.
"Okay, it's done!"
Gu Yan stood up, put down the chalk, patted the powder on his hands, and said, "I will call the Black and White Impermanence here to see the life and death books and merit books in their hands."
He ran to the kitchen, got a fruit knife, and slashed it across his palm, and blood immediately gushed out.
The audience in front of the screen screamed and told Gu Yanyi not to act so seriously, and to go to the hospital to get a shot after the scene.
As the blood dripped, it merged into the formation on the ground, as if it was swallowed up, leaving no trace on the concrete floor, and the formation also faintly glowed white.
Then came a piercing chill, accompanied by the yin energy that had condensed into mist and slowly descended.
The audience could only see the mist gradually forming in the room, and could not feel the chilly feeling. They all guessed that Gu Yanyi must have gone to the kitchen to put dry ice just now.
After a while, there was a faint sound of metal colliding, accompanied by a voice that came and went:
"The ghost messenger is out, living people get out of the way--"
"Wow. Wow." "The ghost messenger is out, living people
get out of the way--"
"Wow. Wow."
The fog became thicker and thicker, and the audience could only vaguely see two shadows in the fog. The shadows wore tall hats and held something like shackles in their hands. The sound probably came from there.
It was not until the Black and White Impermanence appeared completely that people could see the two people's appearance clearly.
Unlike the long tongues in the drama, the two people's facial features were handsome, but with the blue-gray color of the dead. On the two hats, one black and one white, were written "Peace in the World" and "Wealth at First Sight" respectively.
"Did someone summon me?"
The voice of inquiry came, and the two voices overlapped, but the mouths of the Black and White Impermanence did not open.
As soon as the voice came out, the audience in the live broadcast room suddenly felt a feeling of cold from head to toe. Even in the hot outdoors, there was an illusion of falling into an ice cave, not to mention those who were in the air-conditioned room.
[Is it my illusion, why is it a bit cold? Our city is now 35 degrees at night. ]
[I thought I was the only one who felt this way. I was in the air-conditioned room and had already started drinking hot water. ]
[I was in a 40-degree stove, but I really shuddered just now. My friend asked me if I wanted shaved ice or ice cubes for my milk tea. I said I wanted hot one. Now he looks at me like a madman. 】
【I have an entrepreneurial idea, but I don't know whether I should talk about it or not. Why don't we develop a summer cooling party...】
【Two entrepreneurial projects were developed from a live broadcast. Very good. This is very inspiring. Solving the employment problem of college students depends on you. 】
Gu Yanyi rushed to the two ghosts and clasped his fists and said, "I summoned you two to inquire about her karma and merits."
Black and White Impermanence looked at each other and said, "I wonder if it's convenient for you, sir, to talk for a moment?"
The two ghosts went into Gu Yanyi's bedroom one by one, and Black and White Impermanence first bowed to thank Gu Yanyi.
Bai Wuchang was the first to speak: "To be honest, we have been wandering in the void for an unknown period of time. Now that you have reappeared, we are really surprised. I wonder how you summoned us to the human world?"
Hei Wuchang also said: "The Book of Life and Death and the Book of Merit are also missing now, because Hell has disappeared for a long time, and even the Ten Courts of Hell are nowhere to be found."
The two ghosts said that after the end of the Dharma era, the human race occupied the world, the immortal world disappeared, and the demon race lived in seclusion in the fourth borrowed world. Only Hell was the only realm connected to the human world, but no one knew when Hell disappeared, and they all fell into the void, with their consciousness floating.
Now that they have reappeared, the degree of surprise of Heibai Wuchang is no less than those who saw Heibai Wuchang for the first time.
This situation was beyond Gu Yanyi's expectation. He stroked his chin and thought to himself, "No wonder the aura of this world looks so strange.
The clear and turbid air are mixed above the earth. The clear air cannot circulate, and the turbid air accumulates more and more. There is a sense of dullness and stagnation.
It turns out that without hell, the turbid air has nowhere to go and has all accumulated in the human world."
This matter cannot be solved in a short time. Gu Yanyi first briefly told the Black and White Impermanence about Yuan Cuilan's situation. The White Impermanence said, "Why don't we follow her to her husband to find out?"
Gu Yanyi thought this method was reliable, so he nodded and said, "Thank you, sir."
After sending the three ghosts away, Gu Yanyi came out of the room and saw that everyone in the comments was discussing Leng. He said, "
I'm sorry, everyone. I forgot that the Black and White Impermanence belong to the ghost messengers of the underworld. They are different from ordinary ghosts in the human world and will affect the luck of people with low luck."
He thought about it and said, "How about this, I draw a few talismans and put them in the connection. You can carry them with you to resist the influence of the ghost messengers. It's not a big problem, don't worry too much."
[Here it comes, the end of the live broadcast is to sell goods, and the real purpose is revealed. ]
[Although I don't believe it, the cold just now was real. Who would have thought that I could have a cold war in 40 degrees. Anyway, you connect first, and I will take pictures. ]
[... 100 for a talisman? Are you trying to steal money? Give up, give up. ]
[Gu Yanyi, wake up a little, you are selling goods, putting a hundred is nothing, I can't grab them!!! ]
Gu Yanyi said: "One hundred is a lot, I can only draw a hundred until tomorrow, only people with low luck can buy them, others can't buy them."
Everyone didn't understand what he meant for a while. What do you mean you can't buy it? Can't you buy it as long as there is a link? It was not
until they found that even though the product was not sold out, no matter how many times they clicked, it would show that the purchase failed. Then they suddenly realized what was going on.
Gu Yanyi really couldn’t buy it when he said it was not available...
It’s amazing!
Gu Yanyi: "It’s connected. I will ship it tomorrow. Today, I will—" and went offline.
Before he finished speaking, several huge reward animation effects appeared on the screen.
An Internet user named Zhuan Shen Mo Lu gave Gu Yanyi a reward of 10,000 and kept refreshing the screen:
[Host, wait a minute, I have something urgent! ]
[Host, wait a minute, I have something urgent! ]
[Host, wait a minute, I have something urgent! ]