Chapter 058 Chapter 58

[I was so excited when I heard that a dog could play mahjong.]

[Although, it is a Border Collie, a Border Collie, why am I not surprised at all?]

[Am I the only one who noticed the ID of the person who connected, this mahjong god Xiaocai Wang, could it be that Xiaocai Wang refers to his dog?]

[The blind student above, you found the highlight. 】

Xiao Cai Wang saw the comments and waved his hands repeatedly, saying, "No, no, you misunderstood."

Just when everyone thought he was joking, he heard him say, "Mahjong God is my dog, and I am Xiao Cai Wang."

"Mahjong God plays mahjong very well. When we are short of one, we always let him take over. He wins his dog food one card at a time. Occasionally, he will play Landlord with me."

Audience: That's ridiculous.

At this point, Xiao Cai Wang's expression became sad: "Mahjong God obviously likes mahjong, but one day he suddenly stopped playing! Not only did he stop playing, but he even blocked me when I went out to play mahjong!"

Audience: There are too many points to complain about, and it's hard to say where to start.

[Is it possible that it has changed its ways, stopped being a gambling dog, and doesn't want its owner to be a gambling dog?]

"This is mahjong! Once you learn to play mahjong, who can quit this addiction! I absolutely don't believe that Mahjong God can resist the temptation of mahjong, even if it is a dog.

"I haven't been to the mahjong hall for almost a month, and my friends came to ask me what happened, so I told them about Mahjong God's situation.

"They said that the dog might be feeling unwell and was asking for help, and hoped that I would stay with it. I thought that was possible, since it couldn't talk, so I took it to the pet hospital for a full-body checkup, but the results showed that there was nothing wrong with it, and it was healthy. Oh, and I also gave it a shot of vaccine."

When he said this, the dog in his arms sighed heavily, so loud that everyone could hear it clearly.

The audience felt the deep helplessness of the dog from this sigh, and the comment section was full of laughter.

[When I first said that I wanted to raise a Border Collie, my partner disagreed. She said that it was not because she was afraid that I couldn't raise it well, but mainly because she was worried that the Border Collie was too smart and would undermine my self-confidence. I was not convinced at the time, but now I am deeply impressed by my partner's foresight. 】

【This is the first time I have felt such strong and distinct emotions from a dog. 】

【Just a quick question, are you often taken care of by your dog? 】

Little Cai Wang: "Ah? It only brings me takeout occasionally, pulls a blanket for me when I sleep, passes me toilet paper when there is no toilet paper, and brings me some water and medicine when I am sick. It doesn't do anything else."

Audience: That's enough. It's just a dog. What else do you expect it to do for you? Help you cook and do housework? !

Xiao Cai Wang: "The results of the examination are fine, I am really relieved, but my mahjong god still won't allow me to go out to play mahjong! Not only that, it has become even more aggressive and even won't let me go for a night run! Do you know how big a punishment this is for a gambling dog... no, for a mahjong lover and an adult!"

"Oh? It won't allow you to go for a night run?" Gu Yan asked.

"Yes, yes! I usually have the habit of running at night. After all, sitting at the mahjong table after leaving the desk is not good for my health. In order to hedge, I developed the habit of occasional night running. After all, I don't have much time during the day at work.

"But in the past half month, every time I hold sportswear in my hands, the mahjong god will snatch the clothes away. "

Gu Yanyi: "Has it been destroying the house at night recently, so that you are busy cleaning up and have no time to go out?"

Xiaocai Wang nodded: "Yes, yes, Master, how did you know?"

Gu Yanyi: "Has it been making a lot of noise in the middle of the night and waking you up recently?"

Xiaocai Wang's face was full of admiration: "Yes, yes, Master, you really deserve to be a master, you know everything!"

Looking at the clear and stupid Xiaocai Wang on the screen, Gu Yanyi felt sorry for the first time.

It is really not easy to be a dog in his family. There are too many things to worry about.

On the screen, Que Shen leaned in his owner's arms, his eyes full of fatigue.

Gu Yanyi sighed and said: "You continue. "

Xiao Cai Wang touched the head of Que Shen and continued: "I thought Que Shen might be under too much pressure recently, so I wanted to understand what he was thinking so that we could solve the problem. So I found a pet communication therapist for him."

At this point, Xiao Cai Wang sighed again and again: "The communication therapist said that my Que Shen is very smart, but too smart, which makes him think too much and easily become depressed. In addition, I go to work during the day and can only accompany him at night. Although I will take him to play mahjong, when playing mahjong, my attention is on playing cards, which will deepen his sense of being neglected, so he is now slightly depressed.

"He told me that to solve the depression of Sparrow, I must find him a companion. I discussed with him about getting a new pet, but I didn't expect him to tear down his home again!"

Xiaocai Wang: "I'm really at a loss now. I've been so worried these days that I've lost a lot of hair."

Gu Yanyi: "Your Sparrow should have lost a lot of hair these days, right?"

Xiaocai Wang was surprised: "Yes, yes! He usually doesn't shed hair at this time of year, but I didn't expect that he would shed hair much earlier this year! Can you even calculate this accurately?"

Gu Yanyi couldn't help but sigh and said: "Your dog has a hard time too."

Before Xiaocai Wang said anything, the Border Collie Sparrow in his arms snorted heavily, and then snorted again.

The helpless and speechless emotions were expressed very clearly.

Gu Yanyi asked: "Recently, your sparrow god's abnormal behavior is not limited to these, right? Will it also yell at your back when you are walking? Will it drag you to the police station?"

Xiaocai Wang felt that Gu Yanyi was simply amazing!

He did not even mention these little things, but the other party directly said them out.

He nodded like a garlic: "Yes, yes, Master, you are really my master, and the divine calculation really belongs to you!"

The young man in the camera looked seven parts innocent and three parts stupid, and Gu Yanyi couldn't help sighing again.

He even felt a little reluctant to tell the young man in front of the screen that he was now a thorn in the eyes and flesh of others, a fish under the chopping board and the knife.

Gu Yanyi: "It is true that something happened, but it was not your dog that was in trouble, it was you."

"Your dog knows that something might happen to you, and all of its actions are to save you."

The netizens in the comment section were even more anxious than Gu Yanyi. They pulled out several handfuls of their hair, poked their keyboards until they were on fire, and scrolled through the comments.

[I'm so anxious! I'm so anxious! Seeing this big brother's reaction, I'm really anxious. How did he grow up safely? ]

[I felt something was wrong when I heard it just now. I also have a dog at home. If the dog's behavior is abnormal and the cause of illness has been ruled out, then it must have discovered something. ]

[Your dog has been reported to the police station, and you still don't realize it! What kind of super insensitivity buff is this! ]

[If you don't tell him, I'm going to call him and scold him to wake him up! Xiao

Cai Wang was confused, trying to make up for his IQ: "I... I didn't fail to notice it! It barked at my back, and I thought it saw a ghost or a monster. It took me to the Public Security Bureau, and I thought... I thought it wanted to use the righteousness of the Public Security Bureau to help me exorcise evil spirits..."

Gu Yanyi: I was speechless, but he was able to be logical and self-consistent.

It was magical.

The comments area was full of laughter, and they all sighed at the difficulty of his mahjong god.

Gu Yanyi said: "What's the name of the mahjong parlor?"

As soon as Xiao Cai Wang said the name of the mahjong parlor, the mahjong god in his heart became visibly irritated.

Now, everyone knew that the mahjong parlor was most likely the problem.

"Did your mahjong god pick up something for you there?"

Xiao Cai Wang searched his memory, and after a while, he said, "Hey, it seems that this really happened..."

It was more than a month ago. The mahjong hall was closed for renovation and reopened. The boss held a reward activity. Not only did he charge half the hourly rate, but he also provided free tea and drinks.

Xiao Cai Wang, an old mahjong friend, couldn't help it, so he called his friends to go to the mahjong hall.

Dogs are not banned in mahjong halls, and he didn't want to leave his mahjong god alone at home, so he took it with him.

After arriving there, he and his friends opened a table and started playing.

I don't know how the mahjong god broke free from the chain, and walked out of the private room. When he came back, he actually put a diamond earring on his hand.

"I thought it had picked up the glass earring from somewhere, but the lady boss saw it and said it was hers. She looked for it for a long time, but unexpectedly, the god of sparrows found it. She was grateful for it for a long time. When we went there for the second time, she prepared dog food for the god of sparrows, but he didn't eat it."

Gu Yan nodded, "It should be that he didn't eat it. If he had eaten it, he would have to continue to protect you in heaven."

Xiao Cai Wang's expression suddenly changed, "Master, what do you mean?"

Gu Yan said, "You continue."

"...Oh, okay. After that, the mahjong god seemed to be very opposed to me playing mahjong. In order to take care of its mood, I could only stay at home to accompany it. Later, my friends asked me why I didn't go. The boss lady always asked about the mahjong god. She seemed to like my dog ​​very much..."

Xiao Cai Wang spoke more and more, and his voice became smaller and smaller. He seemed to find that something was wrong.

"Master, did the mahjong god find something?"

Gu Yan nodded and said, "First of all, the bowl of dog food that the boss lady gave it was mixed with isoniazid."

Isoniazid is a widely used anti-tuberculosis drug. It can cure diseases for humans, but it can be fatal for dogs.

"Besides, it should not be the first time that it has been poisoned. Some time ago, a lot of pet dogs died in your place, right?"

Speaking of this, Xiao Cai Wang was impressed.

One day, he took Queshen to the old place for a walk. When he arrived at the dog park, he found the little girl who he occasionally met crying on a chair in the park.

The teddy dog ​​she always brought with her was gone.

Xiao Cai Wang took off Queshen's leash and let it play by itself for a while. He sat next to the little girl and asked what happened. The little girl cried and told him that her little teddy dog ​​was dead.

It was poisoned.