Chapter 147 Chapter 147
A large number of netizens sent him photos and videos. The protagonists in the videos were both men and women, all wearing ancient clothes and looking ethereal.
These men and women had straight long hair and delicate hair crowns. Their clothes were moon-white with various patterns, shining brightly under the light and of high quality. Some of them had swords on their backs, some had fans hanging around their waists, and some held compasses.
In addition to their eye-catching clothes, their looks were stunning, and with their eye-catching outfits, they attracted frequent sidelong glances from passers-by.
Not only did they sidelong glances, but many people also took out their phones to take photos.
Passersby thought they had encountered a role-playing group outing. Such high-quality cosplay is rare, and must be left as a souvenir.
In one of the most liked photos, a group of eight people stood in front of a glass window, holding the window glass with both hands, looking at the computer placed on the display table inside, with a look of desire in their eyes.
What are they doing? They are chatting.
"I heard that the people here all use this kind of stuff to do their work, and it's very efficient, and many steps can be completed by it."
"On the day I leave, I will definitely take 1,800 of them back and distribute them to my colleagues in the fairy world. Will this help us reduce overtime?"
"Since we are here to find the Immortal Lord, we shouldn't waste time here. We need to act quickly. If he doesn't go back, the three realms will be in chaos again."
"But I still want this thing called a computer... I heard there is also something called a mobile phone, which is also very convenient."
"But I saw them say that these things need an object called a 'network' to operate. What is a network? Like a spider web?"
"I am very interested in the culture here. Why don't we slow down our search for a while and have a good rest... Sorry, how about we do some in-depth research?" "
That's a good suggestion. Although the Heavenly Dao is eager to find the Immortal Lord, it always throws the package to the Immortal Realm in a hurry and pats its butt to go to the cloud to watch the excitement... I think the chaos it talks about may not be true. We might as well stay here for a few more days and study these things well... and bring them back to the Immortal Realm soon, so that they can benefit the immortals, right?"
They were whispering while lying on the glass. When the people in the mall saw this scene, they thought it was some cosplay group doing performance art and took videos and videos from the mall and posted them on the Internet, which immediately attracted considerable attention.
There is no way. In this world, appearance is justice. The picture of eight handsome men and beautiful women is too shocking. Even if their faces look stupid, they can't cover up the brilliance radiating from their bodies. Instead, they make people feel that they are innocent and honest.
Soon, the salesperson who had been waiting in the mall mustered up the courage to go outside and ask them if they want to buy a computer.
The leading Ziyun Zhenxian was really curious about the computer, so he asked, "We can't buy it for the time being, can we just take a look?"
The salesperson nodded like a garlic.
The eight people just stood at the door for ten minutes, and their home appliance mall, which had always been deserted, immediately ushered in the peak of customer flow in the past year, more than the number of people during the holidays combined.
Even if they just came in to take a look, they could attract quite a few customers.
The salesperson immediately led the group into the mall, took out the computer they had been looking at from the display window, and slowly demonstrated it to them.
Several other immortals showed more interest in the mobile phone, and all took the display machine to explore, and the enthusiastic salesperson explained it to them from time to time.
At this time, a voice came from the side: "Miss, you like this mobile phone, why don't I give you one? As long as you have the face to have a meal with me." Fairy
Yunshang looked sideways, and the man beside him was leaning against the glass counter, one hand on his waist, his body crooked, and his eyes wandered over her face wantonly. Although the other party tried his best to cover it up, Fairy Yunshang still felt the licking of the sticky and wet eyes.
It makes people sick.
I haven't had this kind of experience for thousands of years. It's really novel.
Fairy Yunshang smiled: "I don't have a mobile phone contact, but I can give you another way to contact."
Seeing that the other party was paying attention to him and showing him a beautiful smile, the man was so bewitched that he was numb and couldn't say a complete sentence.
The next second, Yunshang raised her fingertips slightly, and the man broke free from the shackles of gravity and flew vertically upwards. Finally, he hung on the chandelier of the shopping mall, swaying left and right.
Yunshang: "You can find me in heaven."
The man screamed in response to her.
Her companion, Jade Flute God, grinned and shook his head, as if asking: Why did you mess with her?
The sudden accident made the customers in the mall stunned for a moment, and they ran away screaming.
The salesperson was also surprised by the move made by Fairy Yunshang. Could this be another cultivator who came out of nowhere? He immediately stopped talking and was afraid to run away. He froze in place, not knowing what to do.
Jade Flute God: "Don't be afraid. We just came in to take a look out of curiosity."
The video of Yunshang punishing the obscene man quickly became a hot topic. The comments below were different, but without exception, they all mentioned Gu Yanyi.
He randomly clicked on a video, and after watching it, he felt that the nightmare of the fairyland had returned again, and his migraine came back.
They must not be allowed to wander around outside.
He immediately replied to a comment: [If anyone of you is there, please send me a private message. 】
Netizens who saw the excitement thought it was some kind of fake account, but when they clicked on the ID, they gasped - it was actually the real one!
This comment was quickly pushed to the top of the hot comments, with tens of thousands of replies.
[My home is in the same city, I'm leaving now and will be there soon! ]
[Don't worry, I'll buy a plane ticket now and will be there in a few hours! ]
[I'm already trying to walk, and I'll be able to walk to the scene in a few months! ]
[I'm trying to grow up, and I'll be able to speak in a few years, so my parents will take me to the scene! ]
It's all a joke.
The private messages were much more serious, and many people said they were near the mall and asked if they needed help.
Gu Yanyi saw a person who claimed to be the manager of the mall and replied to his private message: [Please set up a video call with me and bring your phone to find them. I’ll give you the contact information.】
After receiving his reply, the manager was so excited that he started a live broadcast using the mall’s official account and tagged Gu Yanyi.
In desperation, Gu Yanyi could only make a connection. Of course, he didn't use his own account, but Shen Que's third-party account.
Despite this, there were still netizens who quickly found this live broadcast room and rushed in.
He didn't want to meet his subordinates in a different world in front of everyone, he just wanted to make a quick decision.
After the call was connected, the mall manager bravely handed the phone to the fairy Yunshang!
Yunshang:?
Yunshang: "What are you doing?"
The manager summoned up his courage and said, "Master Gu wants to connect with you!"
The audience in the live broadcast room saw an extremely beautiful woman appear in front of the camera.
The netizen stretched out his Erkang hand: "God, wait a minute, this girl is so beautiful, she must have her reasons for doing evil, and she has to connect with you, don't go to her to harm her!"
Fairy Yunshang frowned as she looked at the strange man on the screen. He was called Master Gu. She had seen many such swindlers before. Generally, they had some cultivation but not much, and could not enter the immortal cultivation sect. They could only be casual cultivators and cheat ordinary people out of their money. Some unscrupulous ones would even cause ordinary people to lose their fortunes and their families to be broken up. Before ascending to heaven, she had dealt with many such people.
"Why?" Fairy Yunshang raised her eyebrows, waiting for him to fart before exposing her.
Gu Yanyi spoke quickly: "Do you know where Taibai Jinxing's old blue bull mount went? He threw it to the lower world, so that he could skip work on the grounds that he was always late because of the long commute time, and he could also use the excuse of looking for a mount to relax in the lower world."
Fairy Yunshang was stunned.
"Do you know why Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace exploded? He instructed the alchemy room boy to throw the immortal grass that would explode the furnace into the furnace, so that he could go to the three realms to find materials under the pretext of rebuilding the alchemy furnace. As for when all the materials will be found, it's hard to say."
Fairy Yunshang's eyes widened.
"Lei Gong and Dian Mu didn't want to go to the human world every day to make rain, so they worked with the Dragon King to build a fully automatic lightning and thunder rainfall system. However, the magic was not accurate, and the lightning split the land god's mountain, almost splitting the land god's soul to pieces. In the end, he was punished to help the land god rebuild the mountain. Now all three parties are undergoing labor reform."
Yunshang was surprised and opened his mouth.
Suddenly, a palm pushed her away from the side, and another person appeared in front of the camera. It was the Jade Flute God. He was about to speak, but was immediately pushed away by another person, another new face.
Everyone saw that the handsome men and beautiful women in front of the camera kept changing, and their expressions were sly and they were trying hard to get the camera position.
But... although they look extraordinary, their behavior is quite down-to-earth.
Seeing that their old problem came back, Gu Yan pinched his eyebrows and said, "Let's talk about other things when we meet. Yunshang, put the man on the roof down first. Don't throw him down. He will die without cultivation."
Yunshang: "Oh."
Everyone heard a "ah-bang" sound outside the camera, and they were terrified and worried about the man's life safety.
The man lay on the ground in a seductive posture, motionless.
The mall manager hesitated: "Is he... okay?" He's not dead, is he?
Yun Chang saw the man lying on the ground motionless, frowned: "He pretended to be dead and wanted to hang on?"
Jade Flute God: "Shall I play a song to summon his soul? Although I'm not sure if I can summon his soul, if he just died, his soul shouldn't run far away, right?"
Jade Heng Star Lord: "Isn't your flute sound for dispersing souls? When can it summon souls?"
Jade Flute God: "Isn't this for finding the Immortal Venerable, so I learned it temporarily. Now that I have the opportunity, let's try it out..." As he said that, he pulled out the jade flute from his waist and put it to his mouth.
The man suddenly raised his head and looked at the Jade Flute God. After seeing his movements, he was terrified and stood up quickly. He didn't even have time to pick up his coat on the ground and ran away.
The mall manager was terrified. He felt that although these people had the appearance of gods, their words were so hellish.
The Jade Flute God put away the jade flute embarrassedly: Huh, why did they run away.
Seeing that more and more people were in the live broadcast room, Gu Yanyi couldn't continue talking. He thanked the manager and hung up the live broadcast.
The mall manager was feeling regretful when suddenly a strange phone call came in. He answered it. It was Gu Yanyi who was connected with him a few seconds ago.
"The overworked manager gave the phone to one of them at random."