Ah, I've learned something. I bought a lot of those Tiandi Bank notes to save time, but I didn't expect them to be so useless. I'll just tear up paper money from now on.
Yes, yes, it's tiring, but at least our ancestors had money to spend.
[Well, burn more. People like me who don't plan to have children will just live off our parents and inherit our ancestors' inheritance.]
"So that's how it is. I was overthinking it. I'd better go back and burn paper money for my grandma."
The boy had good intentions, but he ended up doing more harm than good.
It seems that I really can't get those new and novel things from the human world.
"By the way, your grandma also said that the air conditioner you heated up for her last time didn't even heat up the outdoor unit. Now the air conditioner is placed inside the house and can only be looked at but not used."
"You're saying that everyone in the underworld has a smartphone. She wants to keep up with the times and ask you to burn your phone."
Su Xuanxuan conveyed the old lady's words.
The boy's eyes widened in shock: "Burning the phone?"
"Go make a cell phone model, a cardboard one will do."
Su Xuanxuan explained slightly.
"Oh, that's fine, that's fine. If this phone burns, will there still be internet in the underworld?" The boy's thoughts turned to other things, wondering if the underworld is still keeping up with the times?
[Same question, is there an internet in the underworld?]
【Wow, this really opened my eyes.】
[This is nonsense, don't tell me. You believe this? ]
"Of course there is. To be precise, it can only be considered a local area network. It can only be used by people in the underworld. Ordinary people naturally cannot receive it." Su Xuanxuan really felt that these people underestimated the development of the underworld. Maybe in their impression, the underworld still looks ancient.
But no one thinks that over the years, countless modern workers have gone down there and naturally improved some of the underworld's facilities and equipment. Coupled with the smart brains of those scientific researchers, the current development of the underworld is no different from that of the human world.
"I'll go buy it tomorrow morning. Please ask my grandma to wait."
The boy looked at the time. It was getting late and all the paper-making shops were closed.
"I forgot one thing. Your grandma said not to bury any young boys or girls for her. These two kids just cried every day and couldn't do anything. In the end, it was the ghost messenger who came across them and took them back. If you really want to worry about her family, find some capable people to serve her."
Su Xuanxuan thought of the old lady's tearful expression again, and felt a little distressed.
In fact, many people now have a misunderstanding that it is best to choose boys and girls who are around ten years old. Now many people cremate a two or three-year-old baby. Wouldn’t the baby just cry?
The slightly wealthier families below would raise two children, which is also a kind of fun.
The poor family couldn't return the items because they had designated someone when they burned them, and the two children would find their way back home.
Since he really couldn't afford to take care of it, he asked the ghost to take it back, but it would cost some money.
Su Xuanxuan's words opened a new door for netizens.
"No wonder I said my grandma always scolds me every time she comes into my dreams. It turns out she's suffered so much. I'm so sorry, grandma!"
The boy wanted to slap himself, and he also understood why his grandmother scolded him every time she appeared in his dreams.
[Hahaha... Last time I heard someone had a dream. In the dream, the elders said they burned a cripple and had to carry him to the doctor every day. Later, the netizen recalled that it seemed that they didn't notice that one leg was not completely burned when they burned the food.]
[From now on, we have to be more careful when we burn things, so that the elders won't worry.]
[If my grandparents appear in my dreams in the future, I will ask if this is true.]
"Thank you for clearing up my confusion, I'm very grateful!"
The boy resolved his doubts and was about to leave the microphone when he heard the host's voice.
"Your grandma said a lot of things, but there's one thing she hasn't told you yet."
The boy withdrew his hand and looked at Su Xuanxuan blankly.
"What?"
He knew that his grandmother still loved him as her eldest grandson. Even though he had done so many wrong things, he was still the little darling in his grandmother's heart.
"Your grandma said, find a girlfriend quickly! Otherwise, don't go to visit his grave this year."
As expected, this old man always urges people to get married no matter where he is.
The boy was stunned.
"Grandma, why did you go down there? Why don't you let me go?"
After saying that, he turned off the microphone with a sad face.
All grandmas in the world are the same.
[I instantly sympathize with this guy, hahahaha…]
[This grandmother has passed away, but she is still worried about her eldest grandson's marriage.]
I guess those old men and women down there are always muttering to themselves when they have nothing better to do.
Everyone joined in the fun, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room became much more lively.
Soon the second person joined the microphone.
He looks to be around 35 years old, a big brother.
The eldest brother looked honest and simple, scratching his head embarrassedly.
"Hello, host. I just want to talk to you today to calculate a date. My girlfriend is pregnant, and we're planning to get married, so we need an auspicious date."
The eldest brother's face was filled with a happy smile. He heard that this anchor was very accurate in his calculations, so he came here specifically to wait.
Unexpectedly, the blind cat caught a dead mouse and actually connected.
Su Xuanxuan looked at the eldest brother's face. There was an obvious mark on the palace of wealth. He must have lost a lot of money recently.
Moreover, this eldest brother’s red star is moving, but there is only a shadow on it, which is sometimes real and sometimes fake.
Su Xuanxuan didn't say anything for the time being, but asked his elder brother to send the birth dates of the two people.
Su Xuanxuan saw the problem at first sight.
"You said your girlfriend is pregnant?"
"Yeah, it would be nice if the host could say whether it's a boy or a girl, but I don't have any other intentions. I like both boys and girls."
The man smiled innocently. He just wanted to prepare in advance to welcome this new life.
"Your girlfriend is pregnant, but she's pregnant with a pillow."
The eldest brother's computer suddenly crashed, and the smile on his face slowly became stiff.
"How can you talk like that? I still have the test results."
The eldest brother hurriedly took out the test report from the drawer, and it clearly said that she was pregnant.
However, in the eyes of professionals, this report is obviously fake. Neither the photoshopped pictures nor the data above are true.
[This pregnancy test report is fake. I've been to this hospital for a checkup before, and it's clearly not true.]
【Based on my many years of experience in photo-editing, this is definitely photoshopped. 】
[I'm a doctor, and the data above is very strange. It definitely doesn't indicate a pregnant person.]
The eldest brother didn’t believe what the anchor said at first, but after seeing the barrage, he fell silent.
"Are you saying that my girlfriend isn't pregnant at all and is lying to me?" The smile on the eldest brother's face collapsed, and he could hardly maintain it.
"Yes, the curve on her belly now is just a pillow." Su Xuanxuan nodded firmly.
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