Chapter 168 Whose microwave cooks poop?
The moment John used the tool to cut into the rough stone, the entire rough stone suddenly began to tremble on its own without any warning!!!
"Huh?! What's going on here? Why is this rough stone vibrating? What the hell?!"
John was so shocked that he stopped what he was doing and dared not move. His men beside him were also stunned, their mouths wide open in shock, completely confused as to what had happened. How could a stone come alive? Could a monkey jump out of it soon?
The two of them stared at the raw stone in shock.
As time passed, the vibration frequency of the stone gradually increased! !
“Boom boom boom boom…”
The vibration is getting louder and louder!
The next second, accompanied by a crisp sound of glass breaking, a crack suddenly appeared on the top of the jade!
Then the cracks grew larger and larger, gradually spreading throughout his body! The next second, the whole thing exploded!
"Bang!!!"
With a loud roar, Xiao Tie's bowl of super-large, stinky shit exploded in front of John like fireworks!!!
In an instant, the whole house was filled with a strong stench! !
Like a biological bomb, a faint green smoke appeared throughout the room...
"This...this...what is this...what is going on..."
John was stunned, completely stunned.
Because the distance was too close, Xiaotie's stinky shit directly covered his face, and a few pieces of shit flew into John's mouth due to the huge impact and he swallowed them directly...
“Help…Help…Help…”
John struggled to squeeze out a word from his throat and then fell to the ground with a thud.
I don't know if it was the explosion or the stench of Xiaotie's shit, but he passed out...
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At that time, on the street outside the guild hall, pedestrians on the road all covered their noses and frowned.
"Oh my god, someone's microwave is cooking poop or something, why does it stink so bad?! I can smell it clearly even from the street, it's killing me! Run!"
"Oh my goodness, I've never smelled such a stinky smell in my life. My bad cold and stuffy nose have been cured!"
"I thought my boyfriend's feet were the stinkiest thing in the world, but I didn't expect there's a stinkier hand among the stinkiest. Absolutely..."
"Speaking of which, this smell is a bit like my cat's feces, but it's several times more smelly..."
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All of a sudden, all the pedestrians in front of John's Hall ran away, and no one dared to stay here.
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It was a mountain manor at that time.
Yuan Chun was leisurely enjoying a sunbath when Fu Manman suddenly ran in hurriedly from outside the gate.
"Hahahaha, Master Yuan, let me tell you..."
Immediately afterwards, Fu Manman excitedly reported to Yuan Chun everything she saw outside the John Club.
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. You have no idea how stinky those pedestrians are."
"By the way, why did the rough stone explode on its own?"
Fu Manman asked after she finished speaking.
"When I reshaped the jade, I left a ball of heaven and earth spiritual energy inside. As long as the outside of the jade is strongly stimulated, this ball of spiritual energy will be mobilized, breaking through the jade and causing it to explode."
"Once John gets the jade, he's going to cut it. If he touches it, it's bound to explode."
Yuan Chun smiled and explained.
"Hahaha, you're worthy of being called Xiaotie. No one can match the stench of this shit."
Fu Manman laughed so hard that she squatted down, holding her stomach.
“Meow!”
Just then, a low cat meow sounded, and Fu Manman stopped laughing instantly and stood up straight!
"Um... I suddenly remembered that I still have a lot of clothes to wash. I'm going to go wash them first!"
After saying that, Fu Manman sprinted away.
"Hahaha, Xiaotie gets first credit this time. I'll buy you the best dried fish later."
Yuan Chun smiled at Xiaotie.
"Meow meow..."
Xiaotie looked at Yuan Chun speechlessly, then rolled his eyes and ran away.
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After solving the problem, Yuan Chun stretched and stood up.
I was originally planning to go to Yufu Store, but was delayed by Fu Meng and didn't make it. Now I have nothing to do but go there again.
Half an hour later, Yuan Chun rushed all the way to Yufu Store.
"Master Yuan, you're here!"
Guo Yingyi, who was busy, saw Yuan Chun coming and hurried to greet him.
"Don't worry about me. I'm just here to check on the jade talismans and sort them out to make another batch. Just focus on your own things."
Yuan Chun waved his hand to signal Guo Yingyi not to worry about him.
"Well, Master Yuan, you can look after them yourself. I'll go and greet the guests."
Guo Yingyi nodded and went back into the crowd to explain to the guests.
Yuan Chun started looking directly at the counter.
"Hmm... the peace amulet is gone, the dragon root amulet is gone, and the beauty amulet is gone... It seems these are the ones that sell the most and the fastest..."
Yuan Chun took notes as he read.
At this moment, a middle-aged woman and a girl of fifteen or sixteen suddenly walked into the store.
Both of them looked very bad, especially the middle-aged woman, who was pale and had several obvious bruises.
As soon as the two of them walked into the Yufu Shop, Yuan Chun noticed them and immediately went to greet them.
"How may I help you two?"
Yuan Chun smiled.
"Master Yuan! You are finally here today!"
When the girl saw Yuan Chun, her eyes suddenly lit up and her face was full of excitement.
Yuan Chun raised his eyelids when he heard this:
"Finally? From what you said, it sounded like you came to see me?"
"Yeah, yeah! I've been here many times before, but you were never here. I finally met you this time!"
The girl nodded repeatedly like a chick pecking at rice.
"I don't come here very often. I leave everything to my friends. So it seems you don't come here to buy the jade talisman."
Yuan Chun looked at the two of them quietly.
"Master Yuan, we actually have nothing to do..."
"How can you be alright? Mom, you're in this state and you still say you're alright! I finally met Master Yuan today, I must ask him for help!"
The middle-aged woman was interrupted by the young girl as soon as she opened her mouth to speak.
Yuan Chun looked at the middle-aged woman and then at his daughter who looked angry, and smiled slightly:
"Come with me, let's go into the inner room and talk."
So Yuan Chun took the two of them into the inner room and closed the door.
"Please take a seat, and take your time to talk. There's no need to rush."
As Yuan Chun spoke, he poured two cups of hot water and handed them over.
"Thank you, Master. You're welcome!"
The middle-aged woman hurriedly took the water.
The girl looked at the woman, took a deep breath, and said loudly:
"Master, I want to kill my father!!"
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