Chapter 7 Your online crush is your roommate
Yuan Chun immediately closed his eyes slightly and began to run the Tianji Qidian. After a short while, he deduced the identity of Yuan Chun's online love interest.
The moment he found out his identity, Yuan Chun's expression suddenly changed, his eyebrows raised, and then he looked at Jiuri Baby with a sympathetic and strange look.
"Master, you...what are you looking at me like that? Did you predict something bad? Maybe she already has a boyfriend in real life and is only dating me for my money!"
Now Baby Jiuri was anxious, and he immediately became flustered when he saw Yuan Chun's expression.
"Hahaha, look at this master's expression, brother, you must be cheating, get out of this misery as soon as possible! Online dating is not reliable!"
"What kind of world is this these days? How can you trust that photo? Just pick up a random picture online, edit it, and say it's her. Maybe she's actually a 200-pound overweight woman with pockmarks all over her face! You're so naive, brother."
"Why is this guy dating online when he has such good conditions? He doesn't just find girls around him. I really don't understand."
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"My friend, your online lover took the initiative to add you to chat, right?"
Yuan Chun spoke.
"That's right! One day she suddenly took the initiative to add me as a friend on Weibo. She said she happened to see my Weibo and thought I was very interesting. She wanted to chat with me more. Then we started chatting from that day on."
Baby Jiu Ri said without hesitation.
"The topics she talked to you about during that time should be what you are interested in."
Yuan Chun smiled slightly and continued.
"Master, you're right! She would take the initiative to talk to me about various anime and games, and what surprised me was that her favorite anime and games were exactly the same as mine!"
"At that time, I felt that this girl was perfect for me. It was like a gift from heaven. Master, is there something wrong with this?"
Baby Ninth Day reminisced about the past with a silly smile on his face.
"Have you no doubt about it?"
"This... I think it's probably just a coincidence that we have the same hobbies..."
Yuan Chun shook his head and smiled helplessly. This kid was completely intoxicated by the gentle land, or it was an illusory gentle land.
"First, you said you'd seen photos of her, and she looked innocent and beautiful. Not to mention the most despicable deception, such as using online photos. If she had just randomly picked a photo of a pretty girl from her circle of friends and sent it to you, would you have been able to spot it?"
"Secondly, you said her voice is sweet. Voice changers can satisfy any of your needs. Lolita voice, mature woman voice, shota voice, Lin Zhengyin, Tieguanyin, Baofengyingyin... whatever you want."
After hearing this, Baby Jiuri's expression froze.
"Master Yuan, are you saying... all of her things are fake?"
"Yes, these are all fake. She only talked about topics that you are interested in on purpose because you know this person."
"Ah? I know him? No way! Who is it?"
"He...is your roommate."
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Baby Jiuri was completely stunned, and immediately froze in front of the camera.
Yuan Chun smiled bitterly and spoke slowly:
"Your roommate saw that your family was well-off, so he had evil intentions and registered a fake Weibo account to get close to you. As your roommate, he naturally knew your preferences very well."
"Think about it now. When you were in the dormitory, if you asked to make a voice call with her, was one of your roommates never in the dormitory?"
"You should be at home now. Your roommate should still be in the dormitory at this time. If you don't believe me, you can just make a voice call and rush back to the dormitory immediately."
I am fucking!!
On the ninth day, baby's face turned red and he stood up in an instant.
"Damn it! If this is true, I'm going to kill that bastard!"
"I'll be back to the dorm right away!"
With that, Baby Jiuri pushed the door open and rushed out.
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At this time, the popularity of Yuan Chun's live broadcast room reached an unprecedented high.
Falling in love with my roommate online, wow, this is too fun!
At this moment, the barrage of comments flew up, filling the screen with hahahahaha, 66666, and a bunch of fencing expressions...
"Hahaha, this roommate is really a genius. He can come up with this trick!"
"Since ancient times, sincerity cannot be retained, only routines can win people's hearts. Wonderful!"
"Brother, please don't hang up the video, everyone is waiting to watch it!"
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On the Jiuri, Baobao went downstairs and drove straight to school. During the drive, she made a voice call to her online girlfriend, a "girl" with the online name Biluo.
"Hey, husband~ Why are you calling? Do you miss me?"
The phone was connected, and a tingling sound came out.
When Jiuribaby thought that the voice might be from his roommate, his stomach suddenly started churning, but he forced himself to hold it in and managed to calm down.
"Well, I'm fine, baby... I just wanted to ask what you were doing?"
"I didn't do anything. I was just thinking about my husband. You haven't spoken to me for an hour. Oh, oh, oh, oh~"
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These words were all heard by the viewers in the live broadcast room.
"Oh my, this little voice is so sweet, no wonder this guy fell in love with it. If this is really a girl, who can resist it?"
"The voice is sweet. If it's really a girl, it's fine. But damn, what if there really is a big guy picking his feet behind her? I'm going to vomit my leftover food. The picture is too beautiful, I can't even imagine it!"
"I don't care if it's a man or a woman, as long as the voice is nice, that's all I care about. Anyway, I'm fine..."
"You're really not picky about food..."
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The live broadcast room was filled with comments, and everyone was looking forward to the scene after Jiuri Baby raided the dormitory.
On the ninth day, Baby stepped on the accelerator all the way and arrived at the school gate in less than fifteen minutes. During this time, he kept talking on the voice phone without hanging up.
Jiuri Baby got out of the car and ran straight into the dormitory building. When he was about to reach the dormitory door, he slowed down his pace and then suddenly pushed it open!
A fat man in the dormitory, wearing baggy shorts, with a bulging belly and a greasy face, suddenly froze. His expression changed drastically, and he frantically reached for his phone. At the same moment, Jiuri Baby's voice call with his online girlfriend was disconnected...
"Xiao Xu... didn't you go home to rest? Why did you suddenly come back to the dormitory?"
The fat man smiled awkwardly. Xiaoxu was naturally the real name of the baby Jiuri.
"Lao Wang, give me your phone!"
Jiuri Baby's face turned pale as he walked up to Fatty Old Wang.
"Cellphone...why are you looking at my phone for no reason?"
Lao Wang held onto his phone and looked at the baby Jiuri warily.
"Just give it to me when I tell you to! Why all that bullshit!"
Jiuri Baby roared, then pushed Lao Wang aside and snatched the phone away.
“Give me back my phone!!”
Lao Wang rushed forward to grab it like crazy!
"Get out of my way!"
Jiuri Baby raised his leg and kicked Lao Wang, along with the stool, directly onto the balcony!
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