Chapter 5: An intimate contact with the dung bucket
When he heard this, Bi Yuntao jumped up instantly like a cat whose tail was stepped on!
His face turned as red as a monkey's butt, and his finger pointed at Yuan Chun and trembled constantly.
"Mr. Bi, you're known as a professional counterfeiter, so why are you lying when it's your turn?"
"You can't lie about what happened. If my calculations are correct, the transfer record from last night should still be in your phone, right?"
Yuan Chun looked at Bi Yuntao with an innocent smile.
"you!!"
"I admit that I went to the hair salon last night, but I just went to wash my hair because it was a little messy! That's why it took so little time, understand? Don't make up stories and frame me!"
Bi Yuntao shouted angrily.
"Forehead......"
"Um?"
“…”
The next moment, both Yuan Chun and Daiwa had strange expressions on their faces, staring at Bi Yuntao as if he were a fool.
"What's wrong?! Why are you all staring at me like that?!"
Bi Yuntao said angrily.
"Brother, you seem to have forgotten that you are bald..."
Daiwa pointed at Bi Yuntao's head, his face flushed red from trying to hold back his laughter.
"Hahahaha! Is there something wrong with Bi Yuntao's brain? How could he forget that he is a bald old man? And his hair is messy. I can't take it anymore, brothers, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!"
"He panicked, he panicked. It seems Yuan Chun was right! He really went to the hair salon last night, went in at 9:03 and came out at 9:10... Wow, he really acted quickly..."
"Sisters, see clearly, nine out of ten men are not good people. Be careful when looking for a partner in the future. Don't look for a boyfriend in the garbage dump!"
"This is going to be interesting! Let's see how Bi Yuntao ends up, hahaha!"
......
Daiwa's live broadcast room exploded with comments instantly, and the screen was filled with non-stop laughter of hahahahaha, all of them couldn't stop being amused by Bi Yuntao's stupidity.
"Mr. Bi, is there anything else to say now? Do you want to continue this vacation?"
Yuan Chun shook his head and smiled.
"You! You are slandering me! You are making up stories out of nothing!"
"I don't want to waste my time with trash like you!"
Bi Yuntao clenched his fists, cold sweat covered his forehead, and immediately stood up and ran away after saying this.
"Hey, you're just leaving like that? Shouldn't you apologize to Brother Yuan?"
Daiwa said indignantly.
"I apologize? I apologize to the fucking seller!"
Bi Yuntao snorted angrily, immediately opened the door and rushed out.
"Mr. Bi, I see a dark aura between your brows. Be careful, or you might be in for some bad luck."
Yuan Chun's leisurely voice sounded behind him.
Bi Yuntao ignored him, went out, got on his small motorcycle, stepped on the accelerator and left without looking back.
......
"What kind of person is this! He just left without even saying sorry, and he calls himself a professional faker? I think he's the fakest one, bah!"
Daiwao curled his lips and snorted.
"Evildoers will be punished by God, and villains will receive their own retribution. It's not that there will be no retribution, but the time has not come. He can't escape."
Yuan Chun smiled slightly.
......
Afterwards, Yuan Chun asked Daiwa for advice on matters related to live broadcasting. After some discussion, Yuan Chun’s live broadcast was finalized and would begin after all the props were prepared!
"If you have any questions, feel free to ask me. I look forward to your live broadcast, Brother Yuan~"
Then Daiwa said goodbye to Yuan Chun and left the fortune-telling shop.
......
After sending Daiwa away, the old shop returned to its former tranquility.
"Xiaotie, we're going to start a livestream tomorrow. Do you think I'll accidentally become famous all over the country?"
"If you think you can do it, keep quiet. If you think you can't do it, just meow twice."
"Meow meow meow meow meow~~~"
......
At that time, on a street not far from the old shop, Bi Yuntao was driving a motorcycle at high speed, cursing all the time.
"You damn bastard! You're going to die a miserable death! Sooner or later I'll burn your shop down!"
At this moment, Bi Yuntao's mind was full of the embarrassing scene of himself. He didn't pay any attention to the feces suction truck working in front of the road. Seeing that it was about to hit, Bi Yuntao finally reacted!
"ah!!"
With an emergency brake, Bi Yuntao flew out in a dog-eating-shit posture, with half of his body falling directly into the dung bucket next to the dung vacuum truck!
"Fuck! Brother, are you okay?"
The driver of the septic tank truck immediately covered his nose and stood there in shock.
I've been sucking shit for so many years, and this is the first time I've sucked a human...
“Crash!”
Bi Yuntao struggled frantically to pull himself out of the bucket, half of his body covered in yellow, white, dry, and wet...
"ah!!!!!"
Bi Yuntao's screams echoed throughout Qingyang City...
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On the other side, by the time Daiwao returned to his residential complex, it was almost midnight.
"Brothers, I'm finally back. I've been walking for so long that my legs are almost broken."
Daiwao walked into the lobby with her high heels clacking, ready to press the elevator to go upstairs.
However, at this moment, the live broadcast room was suddenly flooded with barrages!
"Daiwa, it's half past ten now! Have you forgotten what Yuan Chun said about not being able to take the elevator after ten o'clock in the evening?"
"Yeah, yeah! Even though I still find it a bit mysterious, I'd rather believe it than not. Let's not take the elevator!"
"Take the stairs, honey! If Yuan Chun's bad words really work, it would be dangerous! Just think of it as losing weight!"
"Tsk, how can it be so mysterious? Can he control the elevator? I think you're all crazy. This is just an act for you, a bunch of idiots."
......
After seeing the reminder in the barrage, Daiwao withdrew his hand that was about to press the elevator button.
"Yes! I almost forgot about this! You can't take the elevator after 10 pm!"
Just then, the elevator rose from the underground parking lot, and the door opened to reveal two men and one woman.
But Daiwa's mind was full of Yuan Chun's reminder at that time, and he didn't notice that the elevator had arrived.
"Hey, are you coming in or not? What are you doing standing there?"
The woman said impatiently.
"Oh...I...I'm sorry I won't sit anymore."
"Well, why don't you just take the elevator?"
Daiwa looked embarrassed for a moment. After thinking about it, he was afraid that Yuan Chun’s words would come true, so he still gritted his teeth and reminded a few people.
"Are you sick? Why don't you take the elevator? You're sick!"
"This girl is pretty, but unfortunately she is a fool."
"Alright, alright, let's go! It's bad luck to run into a psychopath so late at night!"
A few people glanced at Daiwa and closed the elevator directly.
"I don't think I'll get into trouble if I'm that unlucky..."
Daiwa sighed and prepared to go up the stairs obediently.
However, the next second, a violent and loud roar suddenly came from the elevator shaft!
The elevator reached the top!
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