Chapter 156 Meow meow meow
At the housekeeper's strong request, Jian Yunlan was forced to go to the garage and say hello to the cars called "Xiao Lan", "Xiao Mei", "Xiao Mai" and so on by the housekeeper.
Seeing Jian Yunlan again after so many days, the servants in the Jian family villa were very happy. Their expressions were all very excited. Not only did they tell each other about it, but they also whispered something beside them:
"I can eat for free again." "Wow, I missed so many food tastings made by the master, it's so painful." "The young master is not here, there is nothing to do in the mansion every day, just sitting in the sun, getting a monthly salary of tens of thousands for nothing... It's too torturous."
Jian Yunlan: "??? Torturing people???"
If Jian Yunlan, a social animal in his previous life, heard this, he would probably be so angry that he would vomit blood.
However, everyone in the villa is not really doing nothing.
Many of them have special skills. I don’t know who came up with the idea, but they actually built an outdoor hot spring in the Jian family villa.
"Master, we have prepared a feast and an outdoor hot spring for you," the butler still looked at Jian Yunlan with a distressed look and pushed him to the locker room. "You have worked hard in these planes. Go take a hot spring bath and take a rest!"
"Hot spring?" Jian Yunlan opened her eyes wide, "No way, there really is a hot spring in our house?!"
After saying this, the butler showed a touched expression, his eyes were a little tearful: "Master, you..."
Not only the housekeeper, but even Jian Yunlan himself was stunned.
'Home'.
At the beginning, the Jane family villa was just a mission location for him to travel through the world quickly.
I don't know when it started, but he actually subconsciously called this place 'home'?
And this time, after returning from two dimensions, he really felt like he was back home.
...It seems that life should be like this. After busy setting up the stall outside, I return to the Jian family villa, chat with the housekeeper and everyone else, quarrel and play with Taotie for a while, watch Hu Danggui running around the room, Niu Tou comes out with a silly smile to say hello, and in the evening everyone gathers together to eat hot pot.
Having wandered for two lifetimes, Jian Yunlan, an orphan, has no concept of "home".
But the Jian family villa was the place he most wanted to return to after a long journey.
"Master, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah," the housekeeper's eyes were full of tears, and he kept wiping them with a handkerchief. He looked at Jian Yunlan with emotion, as if he wanted to say something more sensational, "Housekeeper, my life is worth--"
"... Stop it." Jian Yunlan felt a little embarrassed and rubbed the tip of his nose. "Where is the hot spring? I want to go take a bath."
To be honest, after running around outside in the apocalypse for the past two days, Jian Yunlan was really tired.
Especially in the end times, the conditions were not very good. For most people, taking a bath once a week was considered a luxury. As a refugee, Jian Yunlan certainly did not take a bath.
Although Jian Yunlan didn't have much odor, she still felt dirty after not taking a shower for a long time. Besides, the weather was cold now, so it would be even better if she could soak in a hot spring.
Jian Yunlan made a request, and the butler immediately went to work: "Master, the hot spring is over here, please take a shower before going in."
"Oh, by the way, Lord Taotie... has already..." The butler muttered something again, but because his voice was a little low, Jian Yunlan couldn't hear it clearly.
It shouldn't be something important, right?
.
The shower room is built just outside the hot spring and is a well-equipped cabin.
While taking a shower, Jian Yunlan could already smell the faint smell of sulfur, and she couldn't help but feel a little more excited.
After a quick shower, I wiped my body with a clean towel.
After wiping her body, Jian Yunlan thought for a moment, should she wear a swimsuit? After all, all his experiences with hot springs in his previous life were in various cheap public hot spring facilities, so the hot springs were shared by tourists and everyone had to wear a swimsuit.
Subconsciously searching the hanger for a few times, but not finding a swimsuit, Jian Yunlan then remembered:
"You don't need to wear clothes when you take a bath in a hot spring in your own home, right?"
I'm so used to being poor that I don't even know how rich people live. Jian Yunlan felt both amused and confused.
When taking a hot spring bath at home, simply put on a bathrobe to keep warm and take it off before entering the hot spring.
Amid the mist, Jian Yunlan glanced at herself in the full-length mirror opposite her.
The young man in the mirror also looked at him indifferently.
Many people have said that his face, when he is not smiling, looks a little inhuman. Therefore, when Jian Yunlan was selling snacks outside, she always had a smile on her face, for fear of scaring away customers.
...He seldom gazed at himself like this, so the person in the mirror whom he had been looking at for more than twenty years suddenly seemed a little strange.
Jian Yunlan is about 1.8 meters tall, which is not as tall as the inhuman Taotie and Niutou, but he also has a good figure with broad shoulders and long legs. His muscles are thin, but neat and well-defined.
As he watched, for some reason, Jian Yunlan suddenly thought of Taotie.
Having lived together for such a long time, Jian Yunlan had seen Taotie's figure many times, even if it was not intentional. Taotie has a dark skin color and strong muscle lines. Using the words on the Internet, he should have the body of a male Bodhisattva who is 'full of sexual tension'?
After sleeping in the same bed with Taotie last night, the atmosphere between the two of us became a little weird for some reason.
As for Taotie’s abdominal muscles, the feeling of touching them... stop, stop, stop!
"What's the point of thinking about this now!" Jian Yunlan dispelled all the chaotic thoughts in her mind, "We are of different races, and there is such a big age gap, what is possible."
"Besides, I am at an age where I can strive for success. I will have to strive for at least another two or three hundred years before considering anything other than setting up a stall."
After talking to himself for a while and finally calming down, Jian Yunlan let out a long sigh and walked out of the shower room.
Walking through the path paved with round pebbles, you will reach the outdoor hot spring.
The hot spring pool was much larger than Jian Yunlan had imagined.
——It was already late at night, the dark clouds in the sky dispersed, and a crescent moon hung high in the sky, illuminating the fallen snow and pine branches on the ground. In this cold winter scenery, the hot spring pool, which is shaded by potted plants, is filled with small orange lanterns.
The light shone through the dense mist and fell on Jian Yunlan.
The hot spring exudes warmth, and the mist is lingering, with the smell of sulfur rushing into the nose, and the sound of rushing water can be heard in the ears.
Seeing this scene, Jian Yunlan couldn't bear it anymore. She tore off her bathrobe, threw it away, and stepped into the pool.
The moment he stepped into the slightly scalding hot spring pool, Jian Yunlan couldn't help but sigh:
“…It feels so good!”
The housekeeper who was able to add a hot spring to the Jian family’s villa is a person who knows how to enjoy life.
The cold outdoor snow scene and the boiling hot spring form a sharp contrast. The skin exposed to the air shivers because of the cold, which makes the body soaking in the hot spring look more comfortable and warm.
As you step into the hot spring, your body sinks into the warm water, and the warmth gradually spreads out, softly wrapping your entire body, from the soles of your feet to the top of your head.
Jian Yunlan couldn't help but bury her head in the warm spring water, completely immersing her whole body in that warmth.
The hot spring water flowed over her ears, and Jian Yunlan suddenly thought of a question for some unknown reason.
Speaking of which, where did Taotie go?
——Not long ago, after they returned to the Jian family villa, Jian Yunlan, at the strong request of the housekeeper, walked around the entire villa and greeted everyone (especially the cars in the garage).
At that time, Taotie seemed to have something else to do, so he hurried away with the bath towel.
bath towel? ...Wait, holding a bath towel? What on earth was he going there for? !
Jian Yunlan wanted to urgently press the pause button on time and think carefully about this inexplicable and concerning detail, but it was too late.
Because the doubts in his heart soon had answers.
The roar of water was overhead.
A series of bubbles rolled up, and Jian Yunlan opened his eyes underwater and saw eight abdominal muscles.
Oh, what? I thought it was something else, just eight-pack abs... Wait, what, eight-pack abs? ? !
Jian Yunlan held her breath instantly.
Looking up along the solid, dark eight-pack abs, you will see the bulging pectoral muscles. They are full and have a nice shape against the dim hot spring water and lights. The silver hair swirled like clouds, and then upwards——
Taotie's scattered dark golden eyes met Jian Yunlan's slightly widened pupils.
Taotie: “…”
Jian Yunlan: "..."
Jian Yunlan's eyes involuntarily moved up and down between the abdominal muscles and Taotie's eyes.
To be honest, Taotie has a great figure.
At the beginning, Taotie's eyes were full of laziness and arrogance, with a kind of "how about it, humans, are you satisfied with what you see?", as if he was the best in the world and had a proud and arrogant attitude.
Five seconds later, Taotie's face turned red, and he glanced at Jian Yunlan's body with a wandering gaze. His whole gaze was vague and embarrassed, as if he wanted to take a few more glances, but was too embarrassed to do so.
Ten seconds later, Taotie's eyes were replaced by accusation and anger.
After... I don't know how many seconds later, Taotie's face turned completely red. Jian Yunlan was worried that something had happened to him and wanted to get closer to observe.
The orange light dimly penetrated the water surface and shone into the underwater. In the dim light, the sound of swaying water echoed in the eardrums.
From a very close distance, Jian Yunlan looked at Taotie, so close that he could even see and even count the ancient ferocious beast's silver-white eyelashes that were wet by water, the dark halo in its gilded pupils, and the various indescribable emotions in its pupils.
Under the water, Taotie suddenly became quiet.
His eyelids drooped and he stared at Jian Yunlan quietly. Suddenly, he reached out and grabbed Jian Yunlan's waist.
The distance between the two people was shortened again.
This time, the tangled hair was tangled together.
So close...
Taotie lowered his eyes and slightly opened his thin lips, as if he wanted to say something.
Taotie has a very straight nose bridge, and the tip of his nose is higher than that of ordinary people. His nose makes him look very arrogant, but for some reason, he also looks inexplicably cute.
Jian Yunlan suddenly felt itchy in her heart, and couldn't help but reach out and touch the tip of his nose, and then -
"Ahem, Qi Qi, cough, cough, cough!"
Taotie suddenly trembled all over and started coughing violently. His face turned red and bubbles kept coming out of his mouth and nose. He struggled desperately with his limbs.
The 30,000-year-old ancient ferocious beast choked on water.
Jian Yunlan: "..."
What the hell? What should I do in this situation?
Human, artificial respiration?
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