Chapter 185 Meow Meow Meow

Chapter 185 Meow Meow Meow

What's this about 'If you betray someone who is sincere to you, you have to swallow a thousand needles'?

What? You are thinking about the first half of the sentence in your mind, and I am saying the second half in reality!

It feels like two people who have broken up and changed their penguin signatures to express their love to each other from a distance.

Jian Yunlan thought that it felt like the combined ages of both of them were smaller than the size of his shoes.

When this author wrote "After the Immortal Lord Killed Her Husband to Prove Her Dao", she must have been a kid in middle school or even elementary school...

Jian Yunlan, who was forced to deliver a message for Hu Qianye, felt goose bumps all over her body and her toes digging into the ground after she said that.

“…”

But the Immortal Lord of the Spirit Realm was immersed in shock and sadness, and could not come back to his senses for a long time.

"If you betray someone who is sincere to you... you will have to swallow a thousand needles... a thousand needles... haha, so that's how it is. It has been like this for so many years!" He was filled with sorrow, his eyes were red, and he was distraught like a helpless child who had lost his beloved treasure. His originally cold and handsome face was now completely mad and out of control. "If you betray someone who is sincere to you, if you betray someone who is sincere to you——"

He took a deep breath, laughed at himself, and shouted to the sky:

"I have to swallow a thousand needles!!!"

...Immersed in sorrow, Mu Jue did not notice that while he was howling to the sky, there was another voice shouting beside him.

Jian Yunlan collapsed: "Master, please stop chanting!"

It would be so embarrassing to have someone read out loud these sad and personal quotes that I copied into my diary in elementary school! ! !

Boom!

The lightning, thunder and heavy rain set off the author's homesickness.

“…”

Mu Jue and Jian Yunlan's sharp cries of pain echoed 360 degrees in the rain, like lingering sound in the air, lingering for a long time.

The others looked at them both in shock.

This... is this the strength of half a step to ascension? So terrifying!

Standing behind Mu Jue was a male cultivator in blue. He was only one step away from the roujiamo, but this step seemed like an insurmountable chasm.

Finally, he couldn't help but whispered: "Excuse me, um, Roujiamo——"

Boom boom! ! !

Another loud thunder interrupted his words.

Along with the thunder, dazzling lightning struck in a staggered manner, and that direction was exactly where they were standing...

Everyone was shocked.

They then discovered...

"This is not just any ordinary thunder, this is a heavenly calamity!!!"

"The thunder tribulation of the Immortal Lord's ascension?! Holy shit."

"If you don't want to be struck to death by the Nine-Layer Heaven Thunder, run for your life!!!"

Even the blue-clothed male cultivator no longer cared about his greed and looked terrified.

He looked at the roujiamo with hatred and reluctance, but finally his will to survive prevailed, and he and other fellow disciples formed the Tengyun Jue, turned around and fled quickly.

In the center of the huge net formed by thunder and lightning, only two people stood still.

The first one is the Immortal Lord of the Spirit Realm, Mu Jue.

His long hair was loose and soaked by the rain. Only his pair of red and painful eyes were still wide open. He murmured, "Heavenly calamity? Haha, it's time. Even the Heavenly Dao thinks that I should be punished. After all, I am the one who betrayed your sincerity..."

He closed his eyes, raised his head, and let the rain wash over him.

The snow-white lightning illuminated his miserable profile.

It was a long while later that he realized the presence of another person beside him.

Another person? Who is so fearless of death?

Mu Jue glanced sideways.

Jian Yunlan looked at him expectantly with a smile, hesitating to speak, and said politely: "Um, sorry..."

Mu Jue: “…”

Yes, the second person who stood still during the thunderstorm was the owner of the roujiamo snack stand, Jian Yunlan.

Mu Jue has lived for so many years, and although he has not been involved in worldly affairs, he has long been familiar with the subtleties of human nature.

With just one glance, he knew what Jian Yunlan was thinking.

"You want to go through the Heavenly Gate with me, right?" Mu Jue curled his lips and looked at Jian Yunlan, but his eyes seemed to be looking through Jian Yunlan and at someone farther away. "Well... well, I will take you to the upper realm as my personal disciple."

As he spoke, Mu Jue lowered his head, more pain and struggle flowing out continuously: "Since that person asked you to pass on a message, he must have expected this day. Unfortunately, I——"

A cheerful voice interrupted his spellcasting.

Jian Yunlan was already grinning from ear to ear, and for some reason she began to speak in dialect: "Are you really taking me there? That's right, thank you so much, how can you be so nice!"

Mu Jue: “…” Who are you? ? ! !

Also, can’t you see that she is sad?

"Aren't you afraid of the thunder tribulation of ascension?" Mu Jue glanced at him and thought, although this person has no spiritual roots, his courage is outstanding.

Jian Yunlan: "Oh, I'm not afraid."

How could Jian Yunlan be afraid?

That's what he came for!

After Mu Jue has survived the thunder tribulation, he will be able to pass through the Heavenly Gate and ascend to the upper realm.

The upper realm is where Taotie resides.

He had to hurry and find Taotie, as they had an appointment.

As for the thunder tribulation, Jian Yunlan was not only not afraid, but was also worried that the thunder might not be strong enough. ...Can such a weak thunder really make a person fly into the sky? !

Is this Immortal capable?

As if he noticed the disdain and worry in Jian Yunlan's eyes, Mu Jue took a deep breath, and again.

Finally, he couldn't help it, veins popped out on his forehead: "What do you mean by that look? I'm very capable, okay!"

Jian Yunlan didn't say anything: "..."

With a look of surprise and a hint of tact, he glanced at Mu Jue from head to toe.

Mu Jue felt uncomfortable being looked at by him, and was forced to speak, explaining with an unhappy face: "The thunder tribulation of ascension should last for seven days and seven nights, from weak to strong, and the last thunder tribulation is the real tribulation of ascension..."

Seven days? ! So long? ! Jian Yunlan's face changed.

However, the next second, Mu Jue took a breath and continued, "...but my cultivation has surpassed the peak of the Mahayana stage for a long time and reached the realm of immortals, so only one day and one night is enough."

Only then did Jian Yunlan breathe a sigh of relief.

One day, that's acceptable.

So the reason why the current thunder tribulation is weak is because it has just begun, and we have to wait a day before the real tribulation of ascension?

Jian Yunlan nodded: "Oh, that makes sense."

Mu Jue: “Yeah.”

Jian Yunlan: "Okay."

“…”

The two stood in the thunder and lightning, Mu Jue was struck by lightning, and Jian Yunlan watched him being struck by lightning.

The atmosphere was a little awkward for a moment.

"Are you... tired? Do you want some water?" Jian Yunlan asked hesitantly.

Mu Jue gritted his teeth: "No need."

The atmosphere became even more awkward.

Jian Yunlan couldn't stand standing there staring at this man for a whole day and night, so he took out his portable spiritual field and said, "Well, if you don't mind, how about I take a rest and come back tomorrow?"

Mu Jue also seemed to be relieved and nodded: "Okay."

Jian Yunlan nodded, and Mu Jue nodded again. The two ended this friendly meeting, and Jian Yunlan went into the spiritual field he carried with him.

In the spiritual field, the wind was clear and the sun was bright. Niutou was still working diligently. He came up to greet him enthusiastically: "Mr. Jian!"

Jian Yunlan exchanged a few words with him.

Halfway through the conversation, Jian Yunlan looked down at the big pot of old stew that he had thrown in not long ago, and suddenly a bold idea came to his mind.

He will stay here for a day and a night.

I'm just sitting around doing nothing.

How about... braise something delicious?

“…”

Jian Yunlan is a man of action, he does what he says.

Moreover, Taotie had been clamoring to have a full banquet, but now the conditions are limited and the full banquet cannot be prepared, but he can be given enough of various braised dishes, including both meat and vegetarian ingredients.

Pig's trotters, beef, chicken wings and legs, spare ribs, quail eggs, eggs, bean curd, shredded potatoes, lotus root slices...

The old broth has been used since the days of making roujiamo.

At the beginning, Jian Yunlan prepared the marinade according to the traditional method. Various spices were put in according to the proportion, and the aroma was slowly simmered over a low heat. The longer it was cooked, the more fragrant it became. After a few days, the fragrance was even stronger than before.

With this old-fashioned sauce with a strong sauce flavor, it’s easy to stew anything!

Wash and prepare all the ingredients, blanch them, then throw them in and simmer them over low heat, allowing the salty and fragrant marinade to penetrate into the ingredients little by little. During this whole process, Jian Yunlan didn't even need to prepare anything. He just had to watch the heat and wait patiently.

Looking at the pork elbow bubbling in the pot and gradually being boiled into a crystal red sauce, Jian Yunlan couldn't help laughing suddenly.

He laughed so happily that tears even came out of the corners of his eyes.

Niutou, who was helping on the side, was impressed and thought: He is worthy of being Boss Jian, his enthusiasm for the snack stand is unmatched! Looking at such a pot of braised food, he could actually smile so happily!

“…”

What Niutou didn't know was that when looking at the braised pig's trotters, Jian Yunlan was not thinking about the snack stand or the diners.

But Taotie.

Taotie is the world's biggest glutton.

When they meet again, they will be very happy to see the braised pig's trotters, right?

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At the same time, in the upper realm, Juntian Prison.

Unlike most of the peaceful and natural areas of the upper realm, this place is shrouded in gray fog all year round. It is dark and gloomy. It is located in a desperate situation, surrounded by deep cliffs and rifts, and not a single ray of light can penetrate.

Juntian Prison is the prison where the most vicious criminals from the upper realm are imprisoned. Those imprisoned here are those who cannot be tolerated by the laws of nature. Most of them are vicious beasts with evil natures, and there are also many fallen immortals who have committed serious crimes.

Not long ago, Juntian Prison welcomed the first heavenly-level prisoner in its history.

"What is a heavenly prisoner?" asked the new jailer.

The old jailer said solemnly: "The Heaven-level prisoners, as the name suggests, are the most ferocious beasts among ferocious beasts, the most prisoners among prisoners, the most dominant among prisoners, the most rulers among prisoners..."

The young jailer became even more curious: "How did he offend the Heavenly Dao? If he really did something so wrong, why didn't the Heavenly Dao just execute him?"

Suddenly, there was a vibration from deep inside the prison.

It was like an ancient tremor, a primeval roar, but for some reason, it sounded a bit like... laughter.

Unbridled, ostentatious, determined laughter.

After a long while, the vibration returned to silence again.

The old jailer glanced back with a sympathetic look, lowered his voice and said carefully: "Who knows? He was supposed to be executed today, but the prisoner said he was waiting for someone. Someone promised to come find him, and he would not leave until he saw that person."

"But no matter how he resists, tomorrow will be the day God will execute him."

At this point, the old jailer curled his lips:

"I think he's getting old and confused. Who would go through so much trouble to come to the Juntian Prison in the upper realm just to see a vicious beast?"

"I guess the person he's waiting for never existed." The young jailer also said

“…”

The two chatted in low voices, but still could not escape the keen ears of the beast.

Deep inside the prison, Taotie lazily blinked his dark golden pupils, sneered, and didn't even bother to explain.

...Haha, he has nothing to talk about with these guys who don’t have wives!

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