Chapter 189 Meow Meow Meow
The Demon Prison Master's cheeks were puffed up as he chewed.
After eating the person who kept buzzing in my ears, the world finally became quiet.
The Demon Prison Master nodded with satisfaction.
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Jian Yunlan, who had watched the entire process, felt his pupils tremble, and a great sadness surged in his heart:
Eat, eat people!
Moreover, the old jailer died in order to plead for him. It was because of him that the old jailer...
Jian Yunlan had anticipated the worst outcome, which was that he would be killed by the warden, but he did not expect that innocent people would be implicated. His nose suddenly felt sour and his eyes gradually filled with tears:
"How could this happen? This is not fair. This is too sudden—"
Another louder cry rang in my ears:
“Wuwaa ...
The old jailer floated beside the master of the Demon Prison, crying and wiping the tears from his eyes with his sleeves.
Jian Yunlan: “?”
How did such an abstract sentence as "I died a miserable death" come about?
Jian Yunlan's tears stopped in an instant.
Wait, something's wrong.
Jian Yunlan looked at the Demon-Suppressing Prison Lord. Not long ago, he clearly saw the Demon-Suppressing Prison Lord throw the old jailer into his mouth! At this time, the giant was still chewing with relish, obviously he had eaten something.
But next to the Demon Prison Master, the old jailer who looked, sounded, and was dressed exactly like the one just now was clearly floating in the air and was... crying loudly?
The old jailer continued to cry: "Wow, sir, how could you do this to me... I spent tens of thousands of years accumulating merit to buy a body like this, and you ate it all at once. I have to save money all over again! All these years of work have been in vain!"
The new jailer sighed helplessly and complained: "Brother, you overestimated your own abilities and wanted to argue with the warden. Who can you blame if your body is eaten?"
Jian Yunlan felt that his thoughts were in a mess and he almost froze: "No, no, someone can explain to me what's going on. Didn't he just die? How come he suddenly came back to life now?"
The old jailer smiled playfully and said, "I watched the 30-second ad and received the resurrection ticket."
Jian Yunlan: "..."
New jailer: “…………”
Finally, several ghost officials nearby kindly explained to Jian Yunlan: "'Death'? In this upper realm, there is no concept of death."
In the upper realm of the entire mountain and sea plane, apart from the divine beasts and ferocious beasts that were originally born in the mountains and seas, and various gods and immortals, most of them are golden immortals who have ascended through practice like the Lingjing Immortal Venerable. In the upper realm, the concept of "life and death" does not exist. All living beings are literally immortal and live as long as heaven and earth.
Just like the old jailer, even if his body is eaten, he can use his merits to exchange for another one, but he will only lose some of his spiritual power.
"Does this mean that in the upper realm, all living things will never die?" Jian Yunlan asked curiously.
He was worried about Taotie's safety before, but now he thinks there is no need to worry about it.
"That's not the case." The new jailer took over the conversation, "In this upper world, there is also a way to die, the only way to die that can truly allow living beings to leave and be annihilated."
Jian Yunlan: "How did he die?"
The two jailers and the ghost officers looked at each other. At that moment, everyone trembled as if shrouded in the shadow of death and silence.
They were silent for a while.
After a while, the old jailer sighed and said, "Being wiped out by the heavens is the only way to die in this upper world."
Hearing this, Jian Yunlan suddenly felt a pang in his heart.
"Tell me more about it?"
“…”
The jailer, the ghost officer and Jian Yunlan were chatting animatedly here, but over there, the Demon-Subduing Prison Master, who had just eaten the old jailer in one bite because he was annoyed by the noise, didn't say a word.
Not only did he not speak or curse, he didn't even make a hum of complaint.
In fact, his expression was not as irritable as before. Even when the old and new jailers and the ghost officials were chattering in his ears, he did not say a word to stop them, nor did he show any impatience.
…The Demon Prison Master was just chewing.
He chewed with great concentration, his cheeks bulging, his expression confused and thoughtful.
——For some reason, he felt something was wrong.
I can't stop.
This old jailer...why does he smell like braised food? !
“…”
The conversation between Jian Yunlan and the jailers and ghost officials was still going on.
The jailers and ghost officials had serious expressions, as if they were afraid of something. The old jailer said in a deep voice:
"Being wiped out by the Heavenly Dao means..."
Before he could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by a loud earth-shaking noise.
Boom! ! !
The Demon-Subduing Prison Master, who had been chewing in silence from the beginning, finally made a move.
His giant body as huge as a mountain stood up, took two steps forward, and lifted up the old jailer underground by the collar.
“…” The old jailer immediately struggled and howled, “No, ah ah ah, what have I done wrong, Warden, please don’t eat me anymore! I don’t have the money to buy a new body!!! If you eat this body again, I will, I will not live…”
"Shut up!"
The Lord of the Demon Prison interrupted him.
"If you answer my question, I won't eat you first," the Demon Prison Lord sniffed the old jailer, but the old jailer had changed his body and this body had not eaten anything, so of course there was no fragrance.
The Demon Subduing Prison Master licked his lips with some regret, lowered his voice, and asked him quietly: "Did you eat braised food not long ago? You said before that your body smells so good... Where did you get that braised food?"
Yes.
Jian Yunlan's braised food was so delicious that the old jailer was completely absorbed by the aroma just after eating it. The Demon-Subduing Prison Lord ate the old jailer, and although the food tasted better and better, it was still like scratching an itch through a shoe, and could not be as tasty as the real braised food.
The Demon Prison Lord was a little annoyed. He was angry that these jailers ate alone and didn't bring him such delicious food.
On the other hand, I feel a little jealous.
Everyone who has tasted braised food thinks it tastes so good, so how delicious must braised food itself be! He couldn't wait to try it!
Old jailer: “…”
So that's how it is.
Hearing the Demon Subduing Prison Master say he would not eat him, the old jailer calmed down a lot. He stretched out his hand and pointed tremblingly at Jian Yunlan who was not far away: "Yes, I bought it from his stewed food stall."
The Demon Prison Master's huge eyes, which were like bronze bells, turned and looked at Jian Yunlan.
...Jian Yunlan had already made preparations and was ready to sell braised goods at any time.
I saw the stove on the tricycle was heated up, the lid of the pot of old stew was opened, and the hot aroma steamed out. Behind the glass window, various kinds of braised food are packed in grids, such as braised pig's trotters, braised beef, and braised eggs. Each one has a rich sauce flavor and looks tempting.
"Simple braised food, freshly cooked, guaranteed to be delicious. If it doesn't taste good, I won't charge you!" Jian Yunlan shouted.
The Demon Prison Master: “…”
The ghost officials trembled as they faced the gaze of the Demon Prison Lord. They didn't know whether they should capture Jian Yunlan or not, fearing being scolded. But they were attracted by the fragrance and couldn't bear to do it.
The Demon-Subduing Prison Lord looked at Jian Yunlan, his eyes fixed on the braised food stall on the tricycle, and couldn't help swallowing.
Then he looked at the group of hesitant ghost officials.
“Don’t drag him away yet!” The Demon Prison Master waved his hand.
The ghost officials then breathed a sigh of relief and started circling around the tricycle in front of the snack stand.
The Demon Prison Master himself also took a step forward and came to the snack stand.
Jian Yunlan's tricycle food stall was big enough for normal diners, but for a huge diners of the size of the Demon Subduing Prison Master...
In the eyes of the Lord of the Demon Prison, the entire Jian Yunlan and the tricycle were only the size of a rabbit.
The left eye of the Demon-Subduing Prison Lord alone is bigger than Jian Yunlan and the tricycle combined!
A truly professional snack stand owner will remain calm even when faced with a disaster. Even when facing diners like this, he will still show 120% of his business enthusiasm!
Jian Yunlan smiled brightly: "Welcome!"
The Demon Prison Lord looked at the snack stand curiously and sniffed.
…As the Demon-Subduing Prison Lord took a deep breath, Jian Yunlan only felt a gust of wind coming, like a tornado passing through, blowing all his hair up, revealing his smooth forehead.
The roof of the tricycle was also sucked away.
Jian Yunlan: "..."
During these few deep breaths, the Demon-Subduing Prison Lord finally smelled the aroma of the stew that made him extremely excited.
His huge eyes sparkled with brilliance, and he happily picked up Jian Yunlan and the tricycle together and placed them in his palm:
"Yes, it is this fragrance that made it so easy for me to find it. Haha! Let me taste the saltiness of this stewed food!"
Jian Yunlan blinked.
Why, I have a bad feeling...
The next second, the bad premonition came true.
The Demon Subduing Prison Master put the hands holding the tricycle and Jian Yunlan to his mouth, then opened his mouth wide and said, "I eat, eat, eat!"
It seemed that he was about to eat Jian Yunlan, along with the braised food and the car.
Everyone: “!!!”
Jian Yunlan collapsed: "There's no way to kill the goose that lays the golden eggs!!!"
The other ghost messengers and jailers also flew up in a hurry and started to grab the mouth of the Demon Subduing Prison Master: "Don't, don't eat him, don't eat him, Boss, he is a mortal who can't be resurrected after death. If you eat him, there will be no more stewed food!!!"
The scene was in great chaos for a while.
“…”
After a while.
After everyone's concerted persuasion, the Demon Prison Lord finally gave up his plan to eat Jian Yunlan and the tricycle together.
"But," the Demon Subduing Prison Master seemed very irritated, with deep red skin and a face as black as the bottom of a pot. He asked with great grievance, "The stewed food is so small, and I am so big, it is not enough to fill the gaps between my teeth. How can I eat it?"
The stewed food is so small, and the Demon-Subduing Prison Master is so big...
Jian Yunlan suddenly had an idea.
Hey, he seems to know what to do!
But...
Jian Yunlan's eyes turned, and he bargained with the Demon Subduing Prison Master: "Master Warden, I have a plan that will allow you to eat braised food, and I guarantee that you will enjoy it and be satisfied."
The Demon Subduing Prison Master's eyes sparkled: "There is such a good thing?!"
"But..." Jian Yunlan changed the subject, "After you finish eating, you have to answer a question for me."
Upon hearing this, the Lord of the Demon Prison frowned.
As a well-known figure in the entire upper realm of the mountain and sea plane, the Lord of the Demon Prison knows many secrets of the Heavenly Dao. Any of these secrets, if accidentally leaked, may cause an uproar.
Therefore, he should never agree to such an impolite request. Even if he agrees, he should think carefully and thoroughly for a long time before doing so.
so……
Smelling the aroma of the stewed food, after thinking carefully for ten seconds, the Demon Subduing Prison Master said very carefully:
"make a deal!"
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