Chapter 26 Meow Meow
After all this trouble, it was almost ten o'clock when Jian Yunlan returned home.
So tired.
I set up the stall twice today, in the morning and in the evening. Even Jian Yunlan, who was blessed with natural supernatural power buff, was exhausted.
Tired, but happy!
There is nothing more joyful in this world than setting up a stall!
Jian Yunlan hummed a little tune, returned to the villa, sat down on the sofa, and leaned comfortably to the side -
Leaning on a hard shoulder.
Taotie was wearing home clothes, with his silver hair tied loosely in a bun at the back of his head. He sat cross-legged on the sofa, his golden eyes half-opened lazily. The entire living room was dimly lit with only a small night light.
Because Taotie was half lying on the sofa, Jian Yunlan didn't see him at all. He just sat down casually and almost sat on Taotie.
Taotie didn't hide, but looked at him with interest: "Are you trying to take advantage of me?"
"I am so handsome, it is only natural for you to desire me."
After saying that, Taotie pretended to unbutton his shirt, revealing his solid chest bit by bit, with messy silver hair on his bronze skin...
Jian Yunlan: "...Put on some clothes!"
If you take it off again you won’t be able to pass the review!
Jian Yunlan took out a down jacket from somewhere, put it tightly on Taotie, and zipped it up to the top.
Thus, the charming silver-haired, dark-skinned handsome man turned into a good husband who looked very warm and simple.
Taotie: “…”
“It’s boring.”
Taotie snorted and laughed.
——For these few days, Taotie has been trying to find Jian Yunlan's flaws.
As long as he can find Jian Yunlan's weakness and catch him, Taotie will be able to be completely sure of turning the tables and taking the initiative.
At that time, whatever he wanted to eat, humans had to prepare it for him respectfully and obediently!
But unfortunately, several days passed and Jian Yunlan was still invulnerable.
He had no desire for money, power, fame or fortune. Even when Taotie lowered himself to try to seduce him with his beauty, he remained indifferent.
In his eyes, there was only his shabby snack stand!
How could there be such human beings? Taotie simply couldn't understand it.
He is Taotie, an ancient ferocious beast.
A breath of Taotie can destroy a city; a mouthful of Taotie can swallow a kingdom.
There are so many kings and soldiers in the world who have tried their best to offer sacrifices and pray, just for a glance of mercy from him.
How many people envy Jian Yunlan for being able to become the owner of Taotie, but what did Jian Yunlan do?
Let the dignified glutton go buy vegetables, set up the stall, and maintain the order of the diners' queues!
And put him on a leash!
"This is too much." Taotie said angrily.
These humans have lived in peace for so long that they dare not take Lord Taotie seriously!
Jian Yunlan is, and so are other humans.
So stupid!
Taotie was holding the phone, looking at the picture on the screen with an angry expression.
Seeing this, Jian Yunlan also became curious and leaned over to look at the picture on his phone -
On the screen, there is a fantasy drama that is popular recently. Ming Ruogui played a goddess of the nine heavens in the film, and partnered with another popular young actor.
The reason why Taotie went to watch this drama was that the butler said that Taotie was a major character in the drama.
So after Taotie got the phone, he went to see it excitedly.
Then I discovered...
All lies.
In the drama, Taotie was initially a ferocious beast that frightened everyone, but with the appearance of the protagonist, a steamed bun from the heroine actually subdued the Taotie. Taotie willingly joins the protagonist group and becomes their mount.
Mount!
What a shame!
"With a flick of my finger, I can destroy this plane. The whole world should crawl at my feet." Taotie was extremely angry and angrily waved his sleeves. "It actually says here that a steamed bun can subdue me? It's a foolish dream!"
Jian Yunlan: "Speaking of which, I made some cumin toasted buns for lunch today, would you like some?"
Taotie's expression changed instantly.
When Jian Yunlan was baking them at noon, he was looking forward to it. The buns were golden and juicy, crispy and hot, and sprinkled with cumin and red pepper powder...
The noble golden pupils condensed the light of expectation.
Taotie looked at Jian Yunlan with joy:
"Stop talking nonsense, human, and bring it to me."
Jian Yunlan smiled slightly: "Call me Master."
Taotie said without hesitation, "Master."
The main feature is the ability to bend and stretch.
Two big furry silver ears even appeared on his head, swaying from side to side in anticipation of food.
Jian Yunlan: "..."
Jian Yunlan looked at the glutton who was holding a whole plate of toasted buns, chewing them one by one, carefree and happy.
Who just said that it is a pipe dream for a steamed bun to conquer the Taotie?
Taotie: "Chew, chew, chew."
Jian Yunlan: "Master Taotie, where is your grand plan to conquer the human world? What about your promise to let humans see your might and make the human world tremble in fear under your enormous power?"
Taotie: "Let's talk about it after dinner."
Such trivial matters are not worth mentioning.
Eating is the most important thing!
Jian Yunlan: About how I saved the human world with a small plate of toasted buns.
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The next day, at four in the morning.
It's time for some happy grocery shopping again.
Jian Yunlan sat up from the bed in her pajamas, yawning, and thought slowly, where should she go to buy groceries today?
Last night's lemon ham and egg fried rice gave him inspiration.
Today, he wanted to make a homely yet delicious fried rice: Chinese sausage fried rice.
The ingredients for sausage are very simple, including onion, ginger, garlic and sausage. You can freely choose potatoes, mushrooms, or other vegetables as side dishes.
But the sausages gave Jian Yunlan a headache.
Sichuan-style sausage can also be used to make sausage fried rice, but that method is very niche, and the spicy taste of Sichuan-style sausage is very strong. It tastes good, but it can easily cover up the flavor of the entire fried rice and steal the show.
Therefore, the salty and sweet Cantonese sausage is the best choice.
Speaking of Cantonese sausage, Jian Yunlan no longer feels sleepy.
When he was studying in Guangdong, he ate all over the province. The best sausage shop was located in a small street in his university town. It was a century-old shop that did not do chain wholesale. All the sausages were handmade and tasted amazing.
However, the planes are different, and I don’t know if that shop still exists in the current plane;
Secondly, even if the shop was still at the location he remembered, he couldn't fly across half of China to there!
Jian Yunlan was in distress.
When he told Taotie about his troubles, Taotie yawned and said, "Isn't this simple?"
He stretched out his index finger and lightly touched Jian Yunlan's forehead.
Jian Yunlan only felt that the air around him suddenly accelerated, and a slight feeling of weightlessness came over him, as if he was on a plane.
The next second, Jian Yunlan stood in front of the small shop called 'Chen's Sausage'.
There was a big sign with red background and gold letters, and people were coming and going. It was morning and the boss's shop had just opened.
Jian Yunlan: “?”
Wait, has he traveled through time?
Boss Chen from the sausage shop came out and saw Jian Yunlan. He was very surprised and said, "Oh, long time no see, young man! Did you fly back to travel?"
After graduating from university, Jian Yunlan went to the north to work, but he used to be a regular customer of the sausage shop, and the boss still remembered this handsome young man.
"Boss Chen, long time no see." Jian Yunlan was filled with emotion. He didn't know which time and space he was in, in his memories? Or is it the world he originally lived in on the same timeline?
But, there is no time to reminisce, buying groceries is the most important thing.
"Boss Chen, I want to buy some sausages."
Boss Chen turned on the store lights and spun the fan blades. He said, "You can choose. I'll give you a discount if you're an old customer."
The sausages hanging on the stall are all shiny in color, the lean meat is a natural reddish-brown, the snow-white fat stripes are evenly distributed, and there is a rich meaty aroma. The aroma of the meat is hard to describe, it has the unique sweet aroma of wine of Cantonese cured meat, and it smells mellow and sweet.
The Eye of the God of Cooking also clearly marked the entire sausage. Under the lavender halo, a line of words floated on the sausage:
【Premium Grade-Top Grade】
This sausage is of premium grade, but it is the best of the premium grade.
Jian Yunlan was overjoyed and started picking them up on the spot. He picked enough to make 100 servings of fried rice. The bag was full, so Boss Chen directly brought him a box to pack them.
"What are you going to do with so much?" Boss Chen was also surprised. In the past, every time Jian Yunlan came, she would buy at most one pound and cook for herself.
Jian Yunlan puffed out his chest proudly: "I am the owner of a snack stand now!"
Boss Chen: "...Congratulations?"
Is this something worth congratulating for today's young people?
Boss Chen was a little confused.
But fortunately, Jian Yunlan didn’t worry so much.
He said thank you and scanned the code to pay. Just as he was about to leave, Boss Chen stopped him and said, "I have some more mushrooms here. You can take them all. I won't charge you."
Boss Chen handed him a bag full of mushrooms.
When Jian Yunlan was studying here, he often bought mushrooms here, but the last time he came before graduation, the mushrooms were sold out.
Later he graduated and left Nanyue, and never came back.
"Just consider it a little gift from uncle," Boss Chen scratched his head and said with a smile, "I don't know when you will come back here next time."
Jian Yunlan was deeply moved.
Unexpectedly, after so many years, Boss Chen still remembered that he didn’t buy mushrooms before!
He took the mushrooms and said, "Thank you, Uncle Chen. I wish Uncle Chen's business will be prosperous."
Boss Chen waved his hand: "You too, young man, live a good life and be happy!"
Boss Chen watched Jian Yunlan walk out the door and disappear outside.
He picked up the thermos cup on the table.
He remembered the young man Jian Yunlan and was deeply impressed by him.
When Jian Yunlan was studying here, he had excellent grades and worked very hard, and he also got an enviable job opportunity in a large company very early on. But at that time, Boss Chen remembered that there was never a happy expression on his face.
Although he is so young and handsome, he looks depressed and as if he is bent over by life.
But when Jian Yunlan came back this time, he was a completely different person. From what I heard he was setting up a snack stand? He probably likes his current job very much.
Jian Yunlan looks very happy, very content and very satisfied.
very nice!
This is how young people should be. It would be better if only middle-aged and elderly people like them were left because they were bent over by life.
Boss Chen took a sip of the Kung Fu tea in the cup and smiled with satisfaction.
The other side.
As soon as Jian Yunlan stepped out of the store, he walked directly into the Jian family villa. It was very magical, as if two worlds were forcibly spliced together. But when he looked back, the sign of 'Chen's Sausage' had disappeared.
Taotie has returned to his room to sleep and doesn't seem to intend to explain what was going on.
Jian Yunlan muttered, "You really just do what you want."
But... Jian Yunlan thought again, this kind of spell that allows one to travel through time and space might be very energy-consuming? So Taotie needs extra sleep?
Without thinking any more, Jian Yunlan ate sausages and mushrooms and hummed a little tune as she went into the kitchen.
He was so excited to buy Uncle Chen’s sausage after a long time. He believed that this delicacy that transcends time and space will definitely bring surprises to diners!
Jian Yunlan washed the mushrooms and soaked them in warm water, and then began the long process of washing and cutting the vegetables.
Although the fried rice is freshly made, all the ingredients are prepared in advance so that no time is wasted when setting up the stall.
Jian Yunlan cut the sausage into small slices, and chopped the mushrooms and onions into pieces, and packed them into different categories.
In the blink of an eye, it was already half past eight in the morning.
It's time to set up the stall!
At nine o'clock, Jian Yunlan arrived downstairs of Yuanzhou Group on time.
There was already a long queue at his stall. There are employees of Yuanzhou Group. Lin Tianqiu and his colleagues have been busy recently, but they are still strong-willed despite their disabilities. Lin Tianqiu himself is holding a computer and making a PPT while queuing, which is awe-inspiring.
The owners of other snack stalls were also in the queue. Their diners also know that the bosses don't set up their stalls from 9 to 9:30, as this time period is monopolized by fried rice.
Seeing Jian Yunlan coming, the diners all rushed over happily, wanting to reach out and grab his cart:
"The boss is here!"
"I can't wait. I want to eat fried rice now! What flavor is it today?"
"Godfather, Godfather, you said yesterday that you would leave two copies for us, do you remember? QAQ"
The last two people who spoke were Bei Shi and Zhang Mo, who were holding hands. Bei Shi even pinned a white veil on her head, intending to use it to remind Jian Yunlan that the "wedding gift" he promised yesterday had not yet been fulfilled.
"Remember, remember, but don't call me godfather," Jian Yunlan said, "You two don't have to wait in line, just wait on the side, I'll fire you first."
The crowd immediately cast envious, jealous and hateful looks at the two of them.
Damn lucky guy!
Ming Ruogui was also in the queue.
Yesterday, she was supposed to line up early, but was suddenly called away to make a notice. By the time she finished the notice and rushed downstairs to Yuanzhou Group, it was already past ten o'clock.
Boss Jian had already sold a hundred servings of fried rice and left.
Today, Ming Ruogui learned her lesson and sorted out her morning schedule. She made sure that nothing would disturb her while she was eating fried rice, and then she quietly drove her most inconspicuous car here in a low-key manner.
Ming Ruogui's eyes became red when she saw the preferential treatment Bei Shi and Zhang Mo received because they were newly married.
I don’t envy their love, but I envy their fried rice. She doesn't need love, but fried rice...
Fried rice is her life.
That guy Bei Shi actually secretly gave himself this buff without her knowing. All the years of mutual support between them have gone to waste!
"Today we have Chinese sausage and mushroom fried rice, 50 yuan per portion.
"It is still limited to 100 copies, and each person can only purchase one copy. Thank you for your support!"
After saying that, Jian Yunlan heated the oil in a pan and started to fry the first portion of rice.
Today's fried rice is a little different from before.
Jian Yunlan first chopped the translucent onion into fine pieces over medium heat. The special spicy aroma of the onion wafted away with the steam from the wok, hot as hell. Soon, he added mushrooms and Chinese sausages. The fat and thin, red and white Chinese sausages were fried in the pan. The oil in the fat seeped out, sizzling and bubbling in the hot pan, bright red and attractive...
Then, he poured in the sauce that he had prepared in advance. The color of the mellow sauce gradually permeated the sausages and mushrooms. At this time, he added the loose rice, allowing the rice to evenly absorb the sauce and be thickly coated with the oil of the sausages, the freshness of the mushrooms, and the smoothness of the sauce. The rice was evenly soaked in the crystal sauce color and was filled with a rich aroma.
This is so delicious that it will make people die!
The first one was cooked for Bei Shi and Zhang Mo.
What a torture this is for other customers who can't eat immediately.
Ming Ruogui looked at the bottom of the pot and her eyes glowed green.
Soon, the first two portions of fried rice came out of the oven. Jian Yunlan scooped up the food with his spatula and two heart-shaped takeaway boxes appeared out of nowhere. He spread the fried rice evenly on the bottom of the boxes:
"I wish you a happy wedding and a long-lasting marriage!"
Bei Shi and Zhang Mo were extremely surprised. They took the fried rice hand in hand and cried with joy.
He is so sweet.
He even specially prepared a heart-shaped take-away box!
The crowd was almost going crazy with envy at this time, especially Wu Qiuhe. She hated herself for getting married too early and missing out on such a great event!
As a bachelor from birth, Lin Tianqiu was also extremely jealous. Damn it, he used to shout about his fear of marriage and having children every day.
But...if I can eat fried rice in advance...it seems that it is not impossible
Even though he knew it was a trap, he was still willing to fall into it.
"Boss Jian, you must hide yourself well," Lin Tianqiu said tearfully, pulling at Jian Yunlan's car, "Don't let the Spring Festival Gala production team find you, or they'll force you to perform in those skits that promote the birth of a third child."
The Birth Stimulation Office might actually be able to do such a thing.
Jian Yunlan: "..."
Is it that exaggerated?
On the other side, Ming Ruogui was staring at the two servings of freshly-baked fried rice with eager eyes.
Jealousy had distorted her beyond all recognition.
In order not to attract attention, she wore a mask and sunglasses, and a very low-key black windbreaker. Even her iconic seaweed-like waves were carefully tied into a bun.
Ming Ruogui thought she had successfully disguised herself, but her aura was difficult to conceal. The most important thing was...
Who, in their right mind, would be so fully armed in the morning, wearing a mask, sunglasses, and a mysterious windbreaker?
Basically, the words "I am an important person" are written on my face!
Many people in the queue beside her were secretly staring at her. At this moment, she was so jealous that she lost control of her emotions and accidentally pulled off her sunglasses, revealing her iconic phoenix eyes.
The female office worker in front of her exclaimed "Wow!", turned around and said with a red face: "Are you Ming Ruogui? Sister Ming, Sister Ming, I'm your loyal fan!"
Being recognized so quickly, Ming Ruogui nervously put on sunglasses: "Shh, I'm not Ming Ruogui."
Ming Ruogui looked around.
Those who were peeking at her immediately looked away.
After confirming that it had not attracted any more attention for the time being, Ming Ruogui patted the female office worker on the shoulder and said in a low voice:
"If, I mean if... I am Ming Ruogui herself, and I sign autographs for you and take a photo with you, would you be willing to switch places with me?"
Arriving one person earlier means you can eat fried rice earlier.
Ming Ruogui looked at the female white-collar worker with great anticipation.
"Sister Ming, I like you very much. I have been watching your drama since college," the female white-collar worker was very moved, and then rejected her, "But let's forget about the position change."
"Sister Ming, I will always support you in my heart."
'In the heart', not in action.
After all, that was Boss Jian’s fried rice!
She may be a star chaser, but she still knows what is important and what is not.
Ming Ruogui: “…”
What a plastic fan relationship.
The female office worker didn't expect that she could be so close to her idol. She couldn't contain her excitement and whispered, "They said they met you at the snack stand here, but I didn't believe it. I didn't expect it to be true!"
"The paparazzi said you were here to see Mr. Gu, but I guessed at a glance that you were here to see Boss Jian. Who can refuse Boss Jian's fried rice?"
The female office worker gossiped, "Sister Ming, they said that you knelt down and kowtowed to ask Mr. Jian to be your private chef. Is that true?"
Ming Ruogui: “?”
Although she cried bitterly and hugged Jian Yunlan's thighs to beg him.
But she didn't kneel down and kowtow.
The negative information is all fabricated.
Ming Ruogui coughed and said, "First of all, I am not Ming Ruogui.
"Secondly, Ming Ruogui did not kowtow to him. Ming Ruogui just sat on the ground because of sadness, her eyes filled with tears, and she sadly and beautifully invited Boss Jian to be her private chef."
Female office worker: “…”
What’s going on? There are so many irrelevant details and filters in this description.
Not far away, in the alley downstairs of Yuanzhou Group.
A camera was quietly set up.
Paparazzi Xiao Hou squatted behind the camera, adjusting the lens so that it was focused on the disguised Ming Ruogui.
He had earphones in his ears. While adjusting the camera, Xiao Hou whispered into the microphone, "Trust me, there is really big news today. A certain three-character top star, the one who recently went viral in the fairy tale drama... She has an underground romance with the president of the two-character group. I am following up on it on the front line now."
"There will be solid evidence soon!"
In just ten minutes, this live broadcast room had attracted fifty to sixty thousand viewers, all of whom were attracted by the headline "Top three-character female star secretly meets with the president of a certain group."
Aren’t these the Ming Ruogui and Gu Xingzhou who have been making headlines recently?
Xiao Hou had accidentally run into Ming Ruogui downstairs of Yuanzhou Group before, and he realized that this was a great opportunity.
What is Ming Ruogui doing at Yuanzhou Group?
He must be here to meet Gu Xingzhou privately!
[What if Sister Ming really went there to eat fried rice? 】A barrage of comments passed by faintly.
Xiao Hou looked at the comment and shook his head.
Stop being funny.
If Ming Ruogui wanted to eat fried rice, she could have it at any Michelin restaurant, so why would she have to eat at a roadside stall?
How could a roadside stall have such great appeal? !
"I'm waiting for bread. I'm leaving this to you today. If Ming Ruogui really came here just to buy fried rice, I, I——"
"I'm eating @## live! %￥￥!"
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