Chapter 37 Meow meow meow meow

Chapter 37 Meow meow meow meow

In the crowd, the big black German Shepherd was running happily.

As a carefree dog, he didn't understand why everyone was running, and why his owner, who always paid attention to health and would get out of breath even when practicing Tai Chi, was also running.

What he understands is——

Yay! Everybody is playing with me!

He and his brothers and sisters often did this, suddenly starting to run and competing to see who could run faster. Dahei naturally thought that the situation before him was similar, except that the runners had changed from brothers and sisters to other humans.

He must prove to his master that he is the bravest and fastest dog!

So, Dahei stuck out his tongue happily and ran forward at a high speed, dragging Gu Tiancheng, who was holding the dog leash, behind him like a plastic bag.

...without caring about the life or death of the master.

Gu Tiancheng's steps were unsteady and he was foaming at the mouth.

He just felt that he was breathing out more than breathing in, and his whole body was hanging on to only one breath and was about to die.

Professor Wang and Professor Murong were running breathlessly when a big black dog suddenly jumped out beside them. The team ranking that they had fought so hard to maintain was immediately overtaken by the dog.

Professor Murong glanced at Professor Wang and said sarcastically, "Oh my, Wang Jianhua, don't you always brag about being strong and fast? How come you can't even outrun a dog?"

Professor Wang ran away with his face flushed. When he heard this, he was so angry that he blew his beard and glared: "Old thief Murong, you still have the nerve to criticize me? How good are you? Can you run faster than a dog? Haha, you are just talking nonsense."

"Who said that? Who said that I can't outrun a dog?" Professor Murong refused to give in, even though he was out of breath. "I was holding back on my true strength before. I didn't want you to lose too badly, so I'll show you my true strength."

He held his strength and rushed forward, his body as fast as a swallow. He actually rushed forward a long way and overtook Dahei!

Professor Wang can tolerate anything in his life, except being outdone by Professor Murong.

Seeing Professor Murong exerting his strength, he also tried his best and roared. An aura like the explosion of a small universe emerged from his whole body. He rushed forward and even surpassed Dahei!

Doctoral student Han Lin took one look and was horrified: Oh my god, my mentor has gone wild.

Professor Wang and Professor Murong sat side by side again.

"Humph, you're still quite good." "You're not bad either, but I'm still better!"

But before the two of them could be proud of their achievements for long, Dahei, who had just been left behind by them, pounced on them with a roar:

Hehe, these two humans want to compete with him in a race?

Great, he won’t give up! He wants to prove to his master that he is the fastest runner in this race!

Daikoku also stood side by side with the two of them.

So, Professor Wang, Professor Murong and Dahei competed with each other, and no one was willing to admit defeat or fall behind. The two professors showed off their best skills, and Dahei also tried his best. They ran forward with their blood boiling, feeling a sense of mutual respect between heroes.

It was such an exciting competition!

...The premise is that you ignore Chairman Gu who is being dragged around in the air with a dog leash behind Dahei.

Gu Tiancheng: “…”

Is there anyone who can take care of this?

I will report it to the central government!

The crowd cast sympathetic glances at him.

Among them were subordinates of Yuanzhou Group. They were extremely shocked to see their chairman being dragged by Dahei and flying in the air like a kite.

The chairman's entire demeanor had faded, a serene smile on his lips, and his entire person was enveloped in holy light.

“…”

The employees of Yuanzhou Group were shocked.

It’s over! The chairman is going to die! ! !

Fortunately, at this moment, the tricycle in front suddenly stopped.

Jian Yunlan got off the tricycle and looked left and right. They have turned into a small alley, and at first glance, it seems that... they have gotten rid of the urban management?

Not even a second could be wasted, Jian Yunlan immediately picked up the big pot and started frying.

"He's cooking it up! He's cooking it up!"

People cried with joy and held each other's hands: "We did it, we made our own way in the world, and we can have fried rice to eat again!"

Gu Tiancheng, who finally caught his breath, leaned against the wall and cried with joy: "I did it, I survived, ahem."

Professor Wang and Professor Murong stared at each other. You don't let me, I don't let you: "I ran faster!" "Nonsense, it was obviously me who crossed the finish line first" "Where is the finish line? You made it up!"

They all looked at Dahei: "Doggo, who do you think runs faster?"

Dahei blinked his innocent big eyes: "Awoof?"

Following Dahei's dog leash, the two professors' eyes moved upwards at the same time and saw Gu Tiancheng, whose face was as pale as a ghost.

"Huh!"

The two professors were shocked.

Is there anyone behind this...?

That's a bit presumptuous!

"Boss Jian, our fried rice~" "The urban management officer got rid of it, can we eat the fried rice now? QAQ" "I'm hungry, and even hungrier after running. I can eat a person alive now."

The diners gathered around with anticipation on their faces.

"Everyone wait a moment, everyone will get a share." Jian Yunlan wiped the sweat from his forehead, his eyes showing relief of surviving the disaster.

Jian Yunlan poured oil and put eggs in, and the burnt aroma immediately came out. Next comes the rice. Through repeated beating, the rice and egg liquid are evenly mixed, presenting a beautiful and delicious dense golden color!

However, something unexpected happened again.

"Report——"

A high-pitched and tragic female voice came from afar.

It was Wu Qiuhe, the owner of the steamed bun shop, riding an electric bike. She came hurriedly from a distance, and the crowd spontaneously made way for her. Wu Qiuhe braked suddenly in front of Jian Yunlan and bowed: "Your Majesty... No, Boss Jian, the urban management is here again!"

"We, we haven't gotten rid of them at all. They are still following us and will find you as soon as they turn the corner."

Jian Yunlan was also a little panicked: "Ah, what should I do?"

Wu Qiuhe's eyes flashed, and there was a murderous look on his face.

As if she had made up her mind, she held Jian Yunlan's hand and said solemnly and tragically: "My brothers and I will lead them away. Boss Jian, you lead everyone——"

“Run!”

"How can I sacrifice you?" Tears welled up in Jian Yunlan's eyes.

"No need to say more," Wu Qiuhe smiled and shook her head, "Boss Jian, next time we meet, just leave me an extra bowl of fried rice."

Her husband, wearing a chef's uniform and a chef's hat, leaned on her side reluctantly and tenderly: "My dear, you must come back safely. When you come back, we will get married."

Wu Qiuhe said in a deep voice: "Yes."

"If we can come back alive, we will be together forever and never be apart again."

Everyone: “…”

What flags are you setting? !

Besides, haven’t you two been married for more than 20 years? ? !

There was no time to waste, Wu Qiuhuo and other snack stall owners took out a red scarf from their pockets. It says 'Snack stand downstairs of Yuanzhou Group' on it.

They tied the red scarf on their heads, revealing their determined and weathered eyes.

The wind is whistling and the Yi River is cold.

——"Brothers, fight your way out and carve out a bloody path for Boss Jian!!!"

Wu Qiuhe roared.

The snack stand owners rode their own electric bikes, tricycles, and carts, rushed out of the alley, and rushed towards the urban management with a fearless attitude, shouting:

"Hand-pulled pancake, hand-pulled pancake, ten yuan a portion, clean, delicious and hygienic!"

"Steamed buns, delicious steamed buns, meat, cabbage, and red bean paste buns~~"

"Yaoyaocheknao, a set of pancakes for me, five yuan for one, ten yuan for two!"

The urban management officers who were chasing Jian Yunlan were immediately shocked by this group of arrogant snack stall owners. Were they not afraid of paying fines or having their cars confiscated?

He immediately stopped the snack stand owners one by one and asked them to show him their business licenses.

Not far away, Wu Qiuhe rode in the opposite direction, turned back, and gave Jian Yunlan a look of entrustment:

Take care, Boss Jian!

Passerby: “…”

The first time I saw a snack stand, it was as aggressive as Jing Ke assassinating the King of Qin.

Next to Jian Yunlan's snack stand.

The diners watched the snack stand owners walk away with the eyes of heroes.

Heroes are destined to be remembered forever by history.

We will never forget your sacrifice.

Jian Yunlan withdrew his gaze, and his eyes became extremely determined. He is no longer an ordinary snack stand owner. On his shoulders lies the weight of his brothers and sisters' dreams!

"Keep running, everyone keep up!" Jian Yunlan climbed onto the driver's seat and shouted, "Victory is just ahead!"

But someone called him from behind: "Boss Jian, your fried rice is only half done, what should I do?"

Jian Yunlan: "..."

Jian Yunlan stopped the car urgently.

He got out and walked to where two large pots were placed on the back seat of the tricycle.

Next to the big pot, the diners were gathered around it, discussing something worriedly.

Among them, Professor Wang, Professor Murong and Director Gu Tiancheng were the most respected ones. They took the lead and kept the blame, waiting for Boss Jian to make the judgment.

Jian Yunlan made a prompt decision and said:

"I'll cook the rice. Mr. Gu, Professor Wang, Professor Murong, please help me drive the tricycle."

The three bosses: “???”

No, they don’t know how to drive a tricycle? !

Gu Tiancheng has driven a Maybach, a Maserati, and a Lincoln in his life, but he has never driven a tricycle.

but……

Jian Yunlan had wiped the sweat off his forehead and started frying with the spatula in his hands skillfully. His eyes were focused and he had the determination to go all out.

Professor Wang, Professor Murong, and Director Gu looked at each other.

Soon, they gritted their teeth and nodded.

Let’s do it!

Xiao Jian is working so hard, so they are determined to drive this tricycle even if it means risking their entire life’s reputation!

The three of them walked to the front, Gu Tiancheng climbed onto the driver's seat of the tricycle, and Professor Wang and Professor Murong tinkered on both sides, discussing something in a low voice.

A few seconds later, the tricycle started moving!

The three wheels spun forward rapidly, and the whole car moved forward steadily.

They did not disappoint everyone's expectations.

But among the crowd, there were employees of Yuanzhou Group and students from the School of Computer Science of Beijing University. Seeing their chairman/mentor riding a tricycle with sweat all over his forehead, they always felt...

"It's weird." "Pinch me, I'm not dreaming." "It's too fantastic."

As the tricycle started moving, the crowd started running again.

The most surprising thing was Jian Yunlan.

Diners have always known that Boss Jian is an excellent cook, but they didn’t expect that he also has such great physical fitness!

——The tricycle was speeding forward, but Jian Yunlan was running at the same speed. As he ran, his hands kept moving, frying eggs gracefully and fluently, stirring the eggs, scooping the soup into the pot many times, stir-frying, and flipping the spoon...

Handsome!

He is indeed the man who conquered them with just a bowl of fried rice!

While running for a while, Jian Yunlan had almost finished cooking another pot of rice. The aroma of the hot fried rice spread out, with the strong smell of the firewood pot, the fragrance of eggs, the aroma of burnt rice, and the aroma of crispy ham and shrimp...

"Fuck, that smells so good!"

"What kind of magical skill is this, Boss Jian? Frying while running? He can just run with such a heavy pot?! Is he born with supernatural powers???"

"Wuwuwu, what should I do? I'm already hungry, and smelling this fragrance makes my mouth water."

Many people present lined up early with empty stomachs just to be able to enjoy such a perfect bowl of fried rice when they were starving. But because of this incident, not only did I miss out on the fried rice, I was also forced to do such a long run in the morning.

Therefore, when the fragrance wafted over, many people couldn't help but smell it.

Someone was drooling and his eyes were glowing green as he tried to get closer to Jian Yunlan's pot and open his mouth wide to catch the fried rice that had leaked out.

Everyone: “…”

No brother, that's a bit disgusting!

There were also people who took advantage of the chaos to cut in line. According to the original queue order, they were not even in the first 100, but relying on their fast running speed, they deliberately pushed the people in front of them back so that they could squeeze into the front row.

However, before these people who were trying to steal food or cut in line could succeed in their evil plan.

A large silver-white dog gracefully leaped into the crowd, moving through the crowd like a dragon. When it saw someone cutting in line, it would bite the person's trouser legs and pull the person out of the line.

Strangely enough, after being stopped by it, those people did not repeat the same trick again. Instead, they trembled and leaned against it, not daring to get any closer.

“Maomao!” “Maomao is late but here he is~” “So handsome Maomao!!!”

After maintaining order, Maomao jumped onto the tricycle with ease. He had a nimble figure and his long silver hair sparkled in the light.

However, many people who secretly harbor evil intentions, when they see those golden eyes, feel as if a bloody mouth full of serrations appears in front of them - the gaze of a top predator, the golden animal pupils, contain an implicit warning.

"Fuck!"

The middle-aged man who had just been thinking about quietly pushing the skinny girl in front of him away and squeezing to the front was so scared that he peed his pants and hid in a corner, trembling.

The old customers were used to this and explained calmly:

"If you cut in line, Maomao will always be watching you, forever..."

Many people looked at the big dog with admiration.

But among the crowd, there was a pair of eyes filled with fear and anger, staring at Taotie.

It’s Hu Danggui.

When Hu Danggui saw Taotie, the big boss who was feared by the mountain and sea planes, he began to tremble instinctively. But at the same time, the hatred of having his life weapon taken away also surged in his heart...

Taotie naturally also felt that someone in the crowd was watching him.

His gaze turned casually, his golden pupils narrowed slightly, and he saw the little girl with a bun and a Taoist robe in the crowd.

who?

Taotie was very familiar with such hateful eyes, but what was the reason this time?

Hu Danggui arrived in line very early and was at the front of the crowd, so it was her turn to have the next pot of fried rice.

But Hu Danggui thought that she might not be able to eat this fried rice.

Looking at Taotie, Hu Danggui's eyes burned with determination.

Even if she dies together with Taotie, she must avenge the theft of her life magic weapon!

The little girl burst out with unimaginable courage, took out the peach wood sword from her bosom, and rushed towards Taotie: "Shameless Taotie, give it back to me——"

"The fried rice is out of the pot. The three customers who are about to get in line, please raise your hands!" Jian Yunlan took the fried rice out of the pot and put it into a take-away box while running.

The little girl slammed on the brakes.

Bei Shi and Zhang Mo had already rushed over and happily took the fried rice: "It's ours, hehe, thank you, Boss Jian."

"Whose third serving of fried rice is it?"

Seeing that no one came to claim it, some people in the crowd became restless and wanted to cut in line to claim it, but they did not dare to do so due to Maomao's authority.

And just at this moment.

Hu Danggui walked out of the crowd, put the peach wood sword behind his back, and whispered, "Yes... it's mine."

Damn, that's embarrassing.

Seeking revenge is important.

But, but that fried rice is so delicious!

"Here you go," Jian Yunlan smiled and handed her the fried rice. "Be careful, baby, don't choke."

Damn, why is he so gentle!

As a nine-thousand-year-old nine-tailed fox, Hu Danggui immediately felt like he was being flattered. Although I want revenge, but...

But he called me baby!

The little girl's fair face turned red as she hugged the fried rice. Her two big eyes sparkled with desire for delicious food, and she kept swallowing.

The Yangzhou fried rice in front of you is emitting white steam as it has just come out of the pot. Every grain of rice looks crystal clear and attractive, and the aroma is fragrant! The rich aroma of the fried rice is mixed with the fresh fragrance of eggs, the seafood flavor of shrimps, and the golden egg liquid is evenly coated on each grain of rice. The aroma of Jinhua ham broth can be smelled while it is being stirred, which makes people's appetite grow.

Hu Danggui stared at the plate of fried rice, his saliva began to flow, and his stomach made gurgling sounds.

Finally, she couldn't bear it anymore and put a big spoonful of fried rice into her mouth.

As soon as you take a sip, an unimaginable fragrance spreads in your mouth! The rice stir-fried over high heat is golden and crispy. You can't taste the egg, but you can taste the flavor of the egg. The rice is evenly soaked in the broth layer by layer, and the grains are distinct. The taste is not dry at all, but rather fragrant. The broth and animal oil flow between the lips and teeth as you chew.

So hot. Hu Danggui hissed from the burn. In the dense and chewy rice, you can also taste the crispy shrimps. As you chew, the fresh juice of the shrimps flows out, mixed with the tenderness of the ham, the freshness of the peas, the freshness of the winter bamboo shoots and the granules of shiitake mushrooms... It's simply irresistible!

"Oh, my god."

Hu Danggui murmured, as a thousand-year-old fox demon, all the food she ate in the mountain and sea plane were spiritual foods and fruits that were soaked in spiritual energy. She once thought that there was no food in the human world that could amaze her.

But this bowl of fried rice did it.

Hu Danggui was so immersed in the delicious food that he almost forgot what year it was. She wolfed down the food until the bowl was empty before she remembered anything.

……revenge!

Hu Danggui raised his head and was about to take out the peach wood sword when he saw a huge Taotie beast head floating in the air in front of him. This is the true form of Taotie that can only be seen by people with spiritual powers. Everyone else is still chasing the tricycle and running forward without knowing it.

Hu Danggui's legs felt a little weak.

If we really talk about fighting strength, she can't even defeat Taotie with just a little finger.

But unlike what she expected, Taotie did not come over and swallow her in one gulp.

Instead, a noble voice, with a hint of boredom and arrogance, sounded in Hu Danggui's mind:

"What did I swallow of yours?"

Hu Danggui: “…”

Why does it feel like Lord Taotie asks this question very skillfully?

Why is he so skilled!

Of course.

In the life of Taotie, people like Hu Danggui come to seek revenge every now and then, saying that he has swallowed this or that of theirs.

"You, no, you, you swallowed my... Pure Heart and Wishful Lamp!"

Hu Danggui answered tremblingly.

Her life-saving magic weapon and her nine thousand years of cultivation. They were all destroyed in one swallow by Taotie.

She doesn't care, she is going to fight Taotie now!

Who knows, the next second.

"I'll just give it back to you." Taotie clicked his tongue.

Then, that bloody mouth opened and spit out...

A lamp.

A lamp carved with lotus and cloud patterns, emitting a faint light.

Her life-saving magic weapon!

Hu Danggui was about to pounce on it, but the lamp was covered with blood, rotten flesh and other unknown liquids, so it was covered with a thick mosaic.

Hu Danggui: “……???”

I don’t know whether to be happy or sad.

She was happy because her natal magic weapon and cultivation were still there.

What worries me is... it’s so dirty!

Although it was very dirty, she could see that because it had been swallowed by a ferocious beast with thousands of years of cultivation, her Qingxin Ruyi Lantern had become even sharper and more powerful.

Can I still have this lamp? ? !

The little girl squatted on the ground in sorrow and joy, looking at her lamp and crying and laughing, the expression on her face changing again and again.

but……

She kowtowed to Taotie: "Thank you, Master Taotie!"

Taotie was too lazy to argue, so he nodded, yawned, and lay back in the tricycle. He swallowed too much, sometimes just for fun without chewing or digesting it. If someone came to ask for food, he would just give it back to them.

A small episode, not worth mentioning.

Jian Yunlan didn't even notice what was happening here, because his mind and eyes were filled with fried rice!

Cooking rice while running is a big challenge to both physical strength and cooking skills. You have to pay attention to the heat and running speed, and you can't make mistakes in the details because of running...

Finally, this long race came to an end.

Professor Wang, Professor Murong and Director Gu are indeed the big guys. They planned their route very well and arrived at the famous snack stall gathering area in Yunchuan District by the best route.

"The best way to hide is to hide a drop of water in the sea."

The three bosses smiled confidently.

There is no more perfect place to hide from the urban management than this!

Jian Yunlan remembered this place. The last time he trained Gu Xingzhou to set up a stall, he sold lemon fried rice here. It was the morning market at this time, not as lively as the night market, but there were still many business owners selling breakfast.

So, the stall owners at the morning market looked up and saw tricycles coming from afar, and hundreds of diners following behind the tricycles...

"???"

The bosses widened their eyes:

"What the hell, what kind of food stall is this, bringing its own customers??!!!"

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