Chapter 41 Meow [Contains 2w5 nutrient solution plus more]
Soon, Jian Yunlan completed the discharge procedures.
Although the doctor strongly suggested that Jian Yunlan stay in the hospital for two more days to rest and observe, Jian Yunlan refused the suggestion of hospitalization.
He can't bear it any longer, he wants to set up a stall!
Three hours, fifty minutes and sixty-two seconds had passed since the last time he set up a stall. His stall-setting spirit was burning, urging him to rush to his own battlefield...
At the hospital entrance, a familiar-looking Lamborghini was waiting.
The familiar-looking driver smiled and waved at him: "Master, you are finally discharged from the hospital. Is everything okay?"
"Not bad." Jian Yunlan's eyes looked a little strange.
After getting in the car, the Lamborghini sped all the way. The scenery outside the window became more and more familiar. Then, the car stopped in front of a villa that looked slightly familiar.
The butler in a tuxedo stepped forward to greet him respectfully: "Young Master, welcome back! Master Taotie and Master Nine-tailed Fox are waiting for you!"
Jian Yunlan: “?”
Wait, didn't he travel to another dimension?
Why are the villa he lives in, his driver and butler still exactly the same! And judging from the housekeeper's words, Taotie has also arrived.
But who is the nine-tailed fox?
Jian Yunlan felt as if she couldn't tell where she was.
However, he smelled a faint scent of spicy hot pot coming from himself.
He did come to the ABO world, and he was an Alpha with a spicy taste.
Jian Yunlan nodded, sorted out her mood, and walked into the villa.
——As soon as he opened the door, a little girl with two buns on her head rushed towards him, blinking her big black eyes:
"Master, you are back~"
The little girl was wearing a green Taoist robe with cloud patterns, a peach wood sword on her back, and a lotus-shaped lamp in her hand. Her appearance is particularly delicate and lovely, her skin is as delicate and clear as snow, and she looks like a porcelain doll.
But there was a maturity in her eyes that did not match her age, and a hint of charm that made people want to believe her unconsciously.
Jian Yunlan: "...Who are you?"
He doesn't remember having such a little girl in his family.
She stood in front of Jian Yunlan, blinking her big, bright eyes at him: "Master, I am Hu Danggui. Do you remember that you gave me a portion of fried rice before and called me baby~"
Hu Danggui didn't usually speak in this tone, but in order to leave a good impression on Jian Yunlan, Hu Danggui deliberately raised his voice and tried to achieve the voice of a "little girl" that others said was very cute.
Yes, the moment he finished eating that bowl of fried rice, Hu Danggui realized it.
Now, she had found her life-saving magic weapon, and nothing could restrict her from traveling around the world anymore... However, instead of wandering around like this every day, with no food to eat, it would be better for her to find someone to rely on.
And isn’t Boss Jian, who cooks such delicious food, a golden backer?
Orcs will never be slaves unless they are provided with food and shelter.
Following Jian Yunlan, Jian Yunlan was originally going to set up a stall in various melodramatic literary worlds, which coincided with Hu Danggui's goal of "curing all love-brained people in the entire plane". Of course the most important thing is that if she follows Jian Yunlan, she will have endless delicious food to eat!
Hey, the plan worked.
...At this time, Hu Danggui still didn't know what kind of abyss was in front of him.
If Taotie, who had just finished writing a report all night, knew what she was thinking, he would definitely sneer and say that she was naive and ignorant of the world.
But in this world, there are some detours that you can only discover by taking them yourself.
"Master, I want to work for you. I'm very hardworking. I can serve tea, pour water, or massage your legs and back," Hu Danggui said, counting on his fingers. "You don't need to pay me, just provide me with three meals a day."
The three meals a day that Jian Yunlan prepares herself are worth a ton of gold!
Hearing this, Jian Yunlan felt a little embarrassed.
Even if he is a black-hearted boss, he cannot lose some bottom line. Jian Yunlan sighed and said, "But I don't employ child labor."
Hu Danggui: “…”
The next second, a golden light flashed before Jian Yunlan's eyes.
The little girl with a bun on her hair disappeared.
Instead, there was a beautiful woman in complicated palace clothes. Her beauty has blurred gender. The beauty was leaning on the sofa, her long black hair tangled in her hair, looking very charming and holding a pipe in her hand.
Behind the beauty, nine fox tails were swaying like smoke. The beauty looked at Jian Yunlan with seductive eyes, with a bright and charming smile on her lips. She said in a delicate voice: "Master, I am only nine thousand years old. You can hire me with confidence."
As a nine-tailed fox, Hu Danggui has always disdained the art of seduction, which is why she usually appears in the form of a little girl.
But disdain does not mean unwillingness.
On the contrary, Hu Danggui is the most promising nine-tailed fox of Qingqiu's generation. She formed a demon pill at the age of three, and she could learn all kinds of nine-tailed fox secrets in one go. When she was a hundred years old, she went to travel in the mortal world and accidentally caused countless kings to go to war for her beauty, destroying several countries.
Therefore, Hu Danggui has always been very confident in his charm skills.
In order to ensure that she could have Jian Yunlan as her golden backer, Hu Danggui used her most sophisticated charm technique. She was sure that no mortal in this world could resist her.
After saying that, Hu Danggui confidently waited for Jian Yunlan to nod in agreement, waited for Jian Yunlan to kneel down at her feet and offer her golden fried rice...
ah! Thinking of the fried rice, Hu Danggui began to drool, and the smile on his lips grew bigger.
However, the opposite happened.
Jian Yunlan stood there. Not only was she not bewitched, but her eyes also looked a little embarrassed.
beauty:"?"
Jian Yunlan took a deep breath, and then another deep breath. He seemed to hesitate for a long time before he said to her carefully:
"There's a vegetable leaf stuck in your teeth."
beauty:"???"
Hu Danggui quickly changed back into her little girl form, rushed into the bathroom with her short legs, bared her teeth and took a closer look: "..."
Woo woo woo, there is a vegetable leaf.
It was all because the fried rice was so delicious that she was so absorbed in eating it that she didn’t even notice a vegetable leaf stuck between her teeth!
“Wuwu, wuwu,” Hu Danggui pouted, wanting to cry but unable to, “It’s over, it’s all over. My reputation as the most beautiful woman in Qingqiu…”
She hadn't used the charm technique for nearly a thousand years, because every time she used it, it would cause huge consequences, such as father and son turning against each other, the destruction of a country, and a hundred years of war.
But she didn't expect that this time, after a thousand years, she returned to the arena and she failed miserably!
In the entire Qingqiu, she was probably the only nine-tailed fox who was pointed out to have "vegetable leaves in her teeth" when she used the top-level charm technique.
"I won't live anymore. I'm going to die now. I'm really bringing shame to Qingqiu." Hu Danggui cried so hard that her whole face wrinkled together, and her big eyes were full of tears. "I feel so ashamed of my master!"
Jian Yunlan knocked on the door politely.
Hu Danggui sniffed and said, "Boss Jian, you don't have to comfort me. I'm going to die now."
Jian Yunlan: "..."
"Do you want to die after lunch?" Jian Yunlan said, "I'm going to make mao xu wang for lunch."
The sobbing disappeared behind the bathroom door.
Just when Jian Yunlan suspected that she might not have heard it, the door opened silently.
A little girl in a Taoist robe came out from the door, her big watery eyes looking at him hopefully: "Can I have more garlic in my portion?"
Jian Yunlan nodded: "Okay."
"Great!" The little girl cheered and hugged Jian Yunlan's thighs, "You are the best master in the world!"
Jian Yunlan thought again of the Taotie who was eating wonton noodles crazily while cursing when he was subdued not long ago.
...You big monsters from the mountain and sea planes are so easy to fool.
In the kitchen.
"Since you are nine thousand years old, I can hire you." Jian Yunlan reiterated, "But you have to prove your worth. You can't just eat for free, understand?"
"Of course!" Hu Danggui sat on the chair, his two white and tender legs dangling in the air, and nodded in response.
Maoxuewang, Maoxuewang, so excited!
But she has to prove her worth.
Hu Danggui thought about it and took out his own magic weapon.
It was a glazed lotus lamp, delicately crafted. Each petal was as thin as a cicada's wing and carved with intricate patterns. A dim yellow light flickered in the wick.
"Master, this is my life-saving magic weapon. You can use it at any time... When you are at the stall, I can also hide in the lamp."
At the same time, Jian Yunlan's phone vibrated.
This is a message from the Kitchen God app:
[Obtained [Pure Mind and Wishful Lamp] x1]
Note: The Qingxin Ruyi Lantern is the nine-tailed fox’s natal magic weapon. After nearly ten thousand years of dedicated practice, Hu Danggui finally attained enlightenment and realized that love is fleeting and only pursuing a career is the right way! It has a magical effect in the ABO world where everyone is in love. Go and try it~
[You have new employees, you can check them in [Employee List]! 】
Jian Yunlan casually clicked on the employee list, and sure enough, there was an extra column:
【Employee No. 2】
Real name: Hu Danggui
Race: Nine-tailed Fox (Mountain and Sea Plane)
Age: 9981
Responsibilities: Discipline Committee Member (Catch all those who secretly date!)
Skills: Charm (lv.999), mind reading (lv.999), fortune telling (lv.99), ppt production (lv.9), English translation (lv.9), study abroad planning (lv.9), IELTS and TOEFL training (lv.9),? ? ? ,? ? ? (To be unlocked)
Life magic weapon: Qingxin Ruyi lamp
Jian Yunlan: "..."
"English translation, study abroad planning, IELTS and TOEFL training?" Jian Yunlan looked at Hu Danggui.
What kind of weird skills are these!
Hu Danggui scratched his head shyly: "Hehe, it's just a side job to supplement the family income."
She also thought that if Jian Yunlan didn't need her help at the snack stand, she could set up a stall nearby and sell fortune-telling and English translation services to make some money. No matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat.
The nine-tailed fox, who has been wandering in human society since he was very young, has his own set of survival skills.
As they were talking, Jian Yunlan's blood curd was almost ready. Red oil floated on the surface, the pot was bubbling hot, and it was filled with chili peppers and Sichuan peppercorns. Blood curd, tripe, and bean sprouts were bubbling inside...
"Gulp, gulp." Hu Danggui swallowed a few times, his eyes wide open.
Just as she was about to reach for her chopsticks, an inexplicable force blocked her.
"What kind of little demon dares to snatch my food?" A proud and noble voice came.
Taotie was wearing home clothes, his silver hair was tied up high, his golden pupils were slightly narrowed, and he had a very imposing aura.
He was holding a cell phone in his hand, which he brought from the previous world. Just now, Taotie was using his mobile phone to search for relevant information about this world.
"Taotie, where have you been?" When Jian Yunlan saw Taotie, he realized that he was not in the living room just now, but upstairs.
As soon as he went downstairs, he saw Jian Yunlan cooking delicious food for a yellow-haired girl who came out of nowhere. Taotie was so angry that he choked on his chest with blood.
Why! This little monster came out of nowhere, but Jian Yunlan was going to make Maoxuewang for her!
As a glutton, if he wanted to eat some dishes made by Jian Yunlan, he had to stay up late to write a report and make a reservation.
Taotie felt sour.
Therefore, the words spoken also have a sarcastic tone. Taotie snorted coldly: "I am naturally working diligently to collect information, unlike some people..."
His eyes swept across Jian Yunlan and the nine-tailed fox, and the meaning was self-evident.
"You are searching for any special food in this world, right?" Jian Yunlan exposed her mercilessly.
Taotie: “…”
Seeing that the Maoxuewang that Jian Yunlan was cooking was almost done, Taotie hurried over, picked up the entire pot, and held it in his arms: "Mine."
When Hu Danggui saw that the Maoxuewang that was about to fall into his mouth was about to fly away, he immediately felt alarmed.
Her maoxuewang!
Hu Danggui was a little anxious, thinking, her charm was useless on Jian Yunlan, but maybe it would be useful to Lord Taotie?
Hu Danggui did what she said. She did not transform, but a lavender light appeared in her eyes and her voice became gentle. She looked at Taotie and exhaled sweetly: "Master Taotie, that is my Maoxuewang~"
Taotie: “…”
Taotie exploded:
"Did you write your name? Just say it's yours?"
Taotie's body was filled with angry flames, his golden pupils sank slightly, and he approached Jian Yunlan, staring at her eyes from a very close distance: "Tell me, whose Maoxuewang is it?"
"..." Jian Yunlan blinked, and blinked again.
He didn't avoid it either, but instead made Taotie feel a little uncomfortable being so close to him.
Taotie originally just wanted to threaten Jian Yunlan, but when he got closer, he saw Jian Yunlan's dark blue eyes and thick eyelashes. Jian Yunlan himself is not a serious person, but when he just stared at Taotie without saying anything, he actually seemed quite affectionate.
Taotie felt an inexplicable burning sensation in his ears.
He stuttered when speaking:
"Human, where did you learn the art of seduction? Did this little demon teach you?!"
Jian Yunlan: “???”
Taotie didn't know why he was behaving abnormally. While he was keeping a social distance from Jian Yunlan, he thought that this little monster must have used some magic!
Thinking of this, Taotie suddenly became even angrier. He slammed the table and grabbed the little girl by the back of her neck.
Under the pressure of the top beast boss, Hu Danggui couldn't even maintain his own body, let alone the charm technique, and directly revealed his true appearance -
A little fox with golden body, shiny fur and beautiful red patterns on its face. It was held up by the scruff of the neck by Taotie, looking pitiful, with its nine tails hanging listlessly behind it.
Taotie, who was already very angry, could no longer bear it after seeing Hu Danggui's true appearance.
A trace of grievance flashed in his golden eyes, and he looked at Jian Yunlan in confusion: "Don't you already have a dog? Why do you want to raise another one?!"
Isn't it enough to have him?
Jian Yunlan had to remind him: "Master Taotie, you are a majestic beast from the mountain and sea plane. You are wise and powerful, and you are feared by all. How can you be a dog!"
Jian Yunlan used the most lavish words to praise Taotie, praising it to the point that it was the best in the world.
Soon, Taotie went from being angry at the beginning to being appeased, then reluctantly accepting it, his expression changing from gloomy to cheerful, and finally to being so proud that he held his head high and chest puffed out, with even his ears turning red.
Taotie: "That does make sense. Although you are a dull human, you still have good vision."
This human said so many nice things, could it be that he has a good impression of Lord Taotie?
snort.
Taotie let go of the little fox, and the little fox landed on the table with a "wow".
Taotie picked up the Maoxuewang and said, "Well, I'll forgive you this time. This Maoxuewang is my apology."
His own Maoxuewang was taken away. Tears glistened in the little fox's big eyes. He felt that all the hope in his life was taken away as well.
Hu Danggui looked at Jian Yunlan pitifully and touched him lightly with his claws: "Master, I am so hungry..."
It's strange to say.
Hu Danggui didn't use any charm at all, but Jian Yunlan seemed to be charmed by it, her eyes were fixed on him: "Taotie, put down your bowl and give it to Huhu. I'll make you another pot later."
——Such a small and soft little fox, looking up at you with wet eyes and soft claws, scratching you again and again.
so cute!
Oh no, King Zhou is actually me.
Hu Danggui: “?”
Who is Huhu?
Also, she thought her charm didn't work, but it turned out that she chose the wrong form? !
Taotie: “???”
The anger in Taotie's eyes was almost overflowing.
This damn human, what on earth does he mean!
Taotie couldn't help but transform into a furry form, with elegant silver hair and a nimble body.
How is Lord Taotie inferior to this shameless little fox who spreads evil words to confuse the people!
"Maomao, don't be jealous," Jian Yunlan stroked its head, "Look, Huhu is so small and cute, doesn't she look like your daughter? You should get along well with her."
The little fox blinked in cooperation: "Daddy~"
Taotie roared: "Roar——"
Jian Yunlan nodded with relief: "Look, he is smiling so happily!"
There was a blaze of anger in Taotie's golden eyes.
I can’t stand it anymore, I’m going to blow up the earth today!
On the side, the housekeeper who had watched the whole process was moved and took out a handkerchief to wipe away his tears:
That’s great. The young master not only has his own beloved black-skinned and white-haired handsome guy, but now he even has a daughter.
As a housekeeper, he can rest assured...
In the end, Jian Yunlan made a pot of Maoxuewang for each of them, and Taotie finally calmed down.
But Taotie still maintained an arrogant attitude towards the nine-tailed fox Hu Danggui.
After dinner, Jian Yunlan sat on the sofa and turned on her cell phone.
The Kitchen God app has popped up several messages.
There is a message from a few hours ago:
[After a week of hard work, you have brought delicious food that soothes the souls of countless diners. The Kitchen God System has been with you all the way, through thick and thin~]
[Congratulations!] Completed the main quest 'Setting up a stall downstairs at Yuanzhou Group'. 】
[You have new task rewards to claim! 】
Because he had done it once before, Jian Yunlan very skillfully clicked on 'Task Reward', and the screen flashed:
[Obtained [Ning Menglian's Chili Sauce] x unlimited]
Note: If you want to eat Aunt Ning’s chili sauce, just shout out “Aunt Ning! My chili sauce!” where you are, and Aunt Ning will travel through time and space to deliver the chili sauce to you~ Pay your highest respects to Aunt Ning, the goddess of chili sauce!
[Obtained [Ning Sheng's Resentment] x1]
Note: The protagonist of "Paranoia" Shou Ningsheng said, Boss Jian, I will keep watching you, watching you... until you come back to make wontons and fried rice for me!
[Obtained [Overbearing President Halo] x1]
Note: The protagonist Gu Xingzhou is from "Paranoia Monopoly". Wearing the aura of a domineering boss, you are also a domineering boss who controls the lifeline of the global economy. You can curl your lips, smile evilly, and be surrounded by the aura of having the final say~ The weather is cold, it's time to let Wang's go bankrupt~
The first reward is very useful!
Jian Yunlan was delighted. His biggest regret after leaving the "Paranoia Monopoly" plane was that Aunt Ning's chili sauce was gone. But this reward gave him an unlimited supply of Aunt Ning's chili sauce!
But the reward behind it.
Jian Yunlan held the phone and looked at the two task rewards from left to right.
Ning Sheng’s obsession, Gu Xingzhou’s domineering aura… these two rewards are so strange.
It doesn’t even tell you how to use it.
Never mind. I probably won’t be able to use it for now.
Jian Yunlan put both rewards into his backpack.
It was at this time that the Kitchen God System popped up again:
[Main mission: For six days, before nine o'clock every night, set up a stall at the entrance of Hetang Community where the protagonist Yu Ming lives and sell one hundred servings of spicy hot pot, each costing one hundred yuan. 】
[Obtained [Malatang Recipe Collection] x1]
[Are you willing to accept this main quest? Accept/Reject】
Jian Yunlan clicked accept without hesitation.
Finally, I can set up the stall again! ! !
It was one o'clock in the afternoon, just after lunch. If we want to sell out everything by nine o'clock, we have to set up the stall at seven o'clock at the latest. It's still in time if we go out to buy vegetables now.
There was no time to waste, Jian Yunlan skillfully got on his tricycle and set off to the vegetable market.
The vegetable markets in the ABO world were not much different from ordinary modern vegetable markets. Perhaps the biggest difference was that after discovering that Jian Yunlan was an Alpha, the vegetable market owners started to shout out their products with great enthusiasm:
"Deer penis, the best deer penis~it can strengthen the yang and replenish the blood. Alpah said it was good after eating it!"
"Boss, do you want some oysters? They're perfect for energetic Alpahs like you~"
"Drink our wolfberry tea, and I guarantee you'll find a sweet and soft Omega partner within three days!"
Jian Yunlan: "..."
A bit of a culture shock.
Jian Yunlan walked around the vegetable market and bought whatever fresh and high-quality vegetables she saw, without worrying about buying too much. Malatang is a hot pot where anything can be put in. Jian Yunlan decided to prepare more ingredients for the diners to choose from.
After returning to the villa with a load of food, Jian Yunlan began to cook the food.
Malatang is all about letting diners select ingredients and have them cooked right on the spot. But all the ingredients have to be sorted and cleaned up. For example, baby cabbage, enoki mushrooms, tripe, and beef have to be cut and put in small baskets.
In addition, Jian Yunlan also boiled a pot of soup.
Normally, when eating Malatang at home, you can just use the hotpot base, but when selling Malatang at a street stall, Jian Yunlan has higher requirements for herself.
For the soup base, he used beef bone broth. The broth made from fresh beef bones stewed over a slow fire is then added with a large bowl of milk and seasonings. The entire soup is stewed and gradually takes on a rich milky white color.
Although the spiciness of Malatang is the key, this pot of fresh and rich beef bone soup is also the soul of the dish.
As for the most important red oil and chili oil, although you can directly use Aunt Ning’s chili sauce, Aunt Ning’s chili sauce is more suitable for cooking, so Jian Yunlan still bought the ingredients herself. Red pepper, Sichuan pepper powder and white sesame seeds are ground into powder, poured with hot oil and fried until fragrant, making the soul of Malatang, the red oil.
After everything was ready, Jian Yunlan rode the tricycle with high spirits.
Before he even rode out of the villa, Jian Yunlan's tricycle was grabbed. Hu Danggui, who had a bun on his head, looked at him pitifully: "Master, take me with you, I'm very useful~"
Taotie was not willing to be outdone. He snorted coldly and sat on the back seat of the tricycle to assert his sovereignty.
Jian Yunlan: "..."
Okay, everyone is here.
Set up the stall!
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At the same time, Wanjie live broadcast room.
As a new batch of book-crossing challengers arrived at the "Dark River Light" dimension, audiences also flocked to various live broadcast rooms.
Some people directly clicked on the big anchors they followed, while others wandered around the live broadcast area, looking for anchors who looked interesting to pass the time.
As a classic of the melodramatic stories in the book-traveling section of the Wanjie Live Broadcast Room, the story of "The Light in the Dark River" is very painful and refreshing, with a classic ABO pseudo-orthopedic theme, chasing the wife to the crematorium, and forced love. The two protagonists, top and bottom, were childhood sweethearts, but later broke up completely. They struggled between ethics and instinct, and the story ended in a spectacular way.
The book-crossing challenge has been open for nearly a hundred years. Some big anchors come to challenge "The Light in the Dark River" regularly every year, but no one has passed it so far.
The popularity of "Light in the Dark River" is dozens of times higher than that of "Paranoia".
After all, "Paranoia" is just a short, relatively simple urban melodrama, but "Dark River Light" is more realistic and delicate, writing from the childhood of the two protagonists to adulthood. Some readers even said, "Reading BL melodrama without "Dark River Light" is like reading a classic without reading "Dream of Red Mansions"...
Therefore, as soon as the challenge of this year's "Dark River Light" special zone was opened, viewers flocked into the live broadcast room exponentially, and the traffic of the entire Wanjie Live Broadcast Room also increased accordingly.
[Hey, let me see if there are any interesting new anchors this year! ! 】
[Several big anchors are here, looking forward to it (*ω)]
[I still remember a flashback from the later part of "Lights in the Dark River". Little Fu Changfeng carried young Yu Ming on his back, and the two little ones walked towards home along the sunset road. Yu Ming chanted Fu Changfeng's name and talked about what he would do in the future, while Fu Changfeng just listened quietly and gently... QAQ Oh my God]
[Yes, and then there was Fu Changfeng who went completely crazy. He closed the door during a family gathering, covered Yu Ming's mouth, and forced him——]
[Who understands the value of pseudo-orthopedics! 】
[Ahhhh, childhood sweetheart, I like it]
[Why do I feel so horrified =口=, Yu Ming never liked Fu Changfeng from the beginning to the end, he only regarded him as a brother... and in order to get Yu Ming, Fu Changfeng destroyed his dream. Yu Ming had always wanted to join the army to serve his country, but Fu Changfeng simply tore up his admission letter and locked him up. Yu Ming, a boy with bright and ardent eyes, has become a fragile canary in a cage without seeing the sun.
[+1, I feel suffocated when I put myself in Yu Ming's perspective]
[I've said it a thousand times, this is old-time, old-time, bloody writing. It was very popular at the time. It's sour, refreshing and twisted. If you don't like it, just go to the sweet writing section next door! 】
[I hope that this time there will be a host who can complete "Dark River Light" and set Yu Ming free. He has been sinking in this miserable and desperate world for too long]
[You’re overthinking. I’m afraid you don’t know what the four words “Light in the Dark River” mean… I’ll keep my word. If a host can pass this time, I can drink all the hot pot while spinning upside down! ! ! [picture]】
[…Even the upside-down hotpot guy is here]
'Inverted Hotpot Brother' is a very special existence in the area of melodramatic novels.
He often hangs out in the comments of various melodramatic articles, making prophetic statements such as "If there is a host who can achieve xxx, I will drink hot pot while standing upside down."
The amazing thing is that he has been in the book-crossing area for five years, and all his predictions have come true!
Therefore, his hot pot became bigger and bigger, and redder and redder. From the photo he posted, we can see that it was a big pot of red, boiling hot pot. One can imagine how enjoyable it would be to drink this pot upside down during a one-day trip to the anorectal department...
Everyone is looking forward to the day when the upside-down hotpot brother will actually get slapped in the face and drink the hotpot. Millions of people have been paying attention to the upside-down hotpot brother, and he has become an internet celebrity mascot.
So far, Hotpot Brother’s predictions have always been correct, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a prophet.
[The upside-down hotpot guy is here, I’m afraid there’s really no hope for this year, let’s see if there are any treasure anchors to be discovered]
…
Soon, many people discovered the one who was out of place among all the anchors:
[Oh shit, there’s a new anchor here who is so popular? ? ! This is only his second book, how come there are more than 100,000 online viewers? It crushes many mid-level anchors =口=】
[I remember this guy reached his peak right after his debut, and he cleared "Paranoia" directly]
[Not only did he clear the game, he also drove all the members of the Paranoid Exclusive Plane crazy. Now they are crying and shouting for him to go back.]
[So handsome!] ! ! Lick lick lick, I'm a fan hehehe, what is the host's route to travel through the book? 】
After excitedly opening the live broadcast room of a host named [Jian Yunlan], the new viewers waited and waited, but the original plot did not unfold.
Instead, we saw the anchor riding a tricycle to the market to buy vegetables, then going home to prepare the vegetables and set up the stall, all in one go.
Several question marks gradually appeared over the heads of new viewers.
But soon, the new audience began to pua themselves——
[After all, he is a host who has completed a book. There is no way he would really set up a stall to sell snacks, right? ! 】
[His actions may seem unreasonable, but there must be hidden meanings behind them! The host must be pretending to sell snacks, but in fact he is secretly building a good relationship with the protagonists in order to gain control of the plot.]
[Waiting for the reversal~]
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