Chapter 67 Meow Meow Meow
At the Wanjie Live broadcast headquarters, Gong Siyuan and his subordinates, who were closely watching Jian Yunlan's live broadcast room, also fell silent.
Especially Gong Siyuan.
Looking at the comment, she pushed her red-framed glasses and couldn't help but say: "..."
A string of ellipsis was typed.
To be honest, she originally thought so.
Even though Jian Yunlan managed to conquer "Paranoia" by accident last time, this time "Light in the Dark River" is a more difficult and bloody story. Jian Yunlan can't accidentally conquer this one again, right?
If Jian Yunlan couldn't get through the 'forced marking' plot, he would probably be eliminated on the spot.
Elimination is also good.
It's just the right time to dampen his enthusiasm.
After all, their Wanjie Live Broadcasting Company is a company and a businessman who wants to make money.
If Jian Yunlan could really break through two difficult and melodramatic articles in succession by setting up a stall, it would be too conspicuous. For a new anchor, the sudden surge in value and value... would not be convenient for their company to exploit her.
It’s better to suppress your temper.
The meeting room was silent.
"To be honest," a subordinate said hesitantly, "Originally, I also felt that since anchor Jian was running wild in the unbridled plot and stall setting, it was probably impossible to force mark this important plot point..."
"yes."
"But when the 'vulture' audience member's words came out, I suddenly felt... Hey, it happened again!"
The reverse flag is magical.
The subordinates looked at Gong Siyuan with sparkling eyes.
"Manager Gong, do you want to say something?" One of the subordinates even put the microphone close to Gong Siyuan's mouth.
According to their understanding of Manager Gong.
She has been professionally raising reverse flags for thirty years. At this moment, she must also come out and say a few words, 'If Boss Jian can conquer this plot, I will stand upside down and eat ¥#&*! ¥#@' and other words to increase Boss Jian's chances of winning.
There are already subordinates ready on the side'¥#&*! ¥#@'.
This time, I will never let her go back on her word!
However, Gong Siyuan remained silent.
"Uh," she pinched her temple, "I'm not good with words by nature. Sorry, sorry."
The subordinate's expression suddenly became ferocious: "Speak, speak, speak quickly!!!"
At the same time, there was a violent knock on the door.
Boom boom boom! Like a ghost that's taking your life!
Outside the door, Ning Sheng's voice was gentle and polite, but for some reason it sounded spooky: "Excuse me, when can you return Boss Jian to the Paranoid Monopoly plane?"
...The scene was extremely chaotic for a while.
Gong Siyuan gazed into the distance and took a sip of tea in a peaceful manner.
Ah, what a beautiful day~
…
On the other side, in Jian Yunlan’s live broadcast room.
Xiao Hu is a famous "vulture" viewer in Wanjie Live Room.
His greatest pleasure in life is to look through the major rankings to find those anchors who are rapidly falling down the list, and then go into their live broadcast rooms to laugh at their jokes.
He didn't watch it for nothing.
Seeing those anchors trying their best to avoid being eliminated, begging for mercy and struggling desperately, the "vulture" audiences would occasionally send them gifts.
Of course, it’s cheap gifts like lollipops and chocolates.
This group of viewers has always had a place in the Wanjie Live Broadcast Room.
In order to find out the various anchors who are on the verge of elimination, they even created their own software that specializes in automatic data retrieval, which can always accurately locate them. Once they find their target, they will swarm in, occupy the live broadcast room, and show off their power.
Is it bad? Yes, a little bit.
But the deepest part of human nature is inherently bad.
Xiao Hu has a secret.
He used to be a small anchor in the book-traveling area. He saved money for a long time to sign up for the book-traveling challenge and was full of expectations, but there were very few viewers in the live broadcast room. On the first day of entering the book, he was on the verge of being eliminated...
That day, hundreds of "vultures" flocked into his live broadcast room.
The vultures laughed at him, rubbing salt into his scars, saying that he would never amount to anything and was a loser.
Later, Xiao Hu became a member of the vultures.
Today, someone shared their new target in the Vulture forum: [This so-called 'dark horse new anchor' once topped the list, but now has dropped to 16th place. It is estimated that he will be eliminated soon. Everyone come and watch the fun]
Xiao Hu immediately became interested.
'Dark horse' and 'new anchor', these are the vultures' favorite labels!
Most of these anchors have just started the book-traveling challenge. Because of good luck or golden fingers, they have achieved some success and then they think they are the lucky ones chosen by God and can easily win various book-traveling copies.
And the more such anchors are, the more humble and desperate they will appear when they are on the verge of being eliminated. They will struggle desperately and show their ugly side...
Before entering the live broadcast room, Xiao Hu had already roughly sketched out the image of such a host:
A young and energetic anchor, relying on his luck and the popularity of the audience, ran rampant in melodramatic articles. However, he was ruthlessly slapped in the face by the cruel reality. He is now facing an uncontrollable plot and is furious.
After entering the live broadcast room, Xiao Hu: “?”
It was completely different from what he had imagined.
The anchor on the screen... is setting up a stall!
He set up the stall happily and devotedly, constantly presenting fried chicken and spicy hot pot to the diners. Looking at the satisfied expressions of the diners, the host smiled happily.
From anchor, to role, to audience...
No one seemed to care about the bloody original plot.
Xiao Hu: “???”
He couldn't help but step back and take a look.
It is indeed a section for melodramatic stories, right?
Wasn't it really because he was brought to the food management channel?
Many "vulture" viewers like him who were attracted by those labels were also confused.
They confirmed it several times and confirmed that it was indeed this live broadcast room. They also learned about the cause, process and outcome of the incident before they understood.
It turns out that this anchor named Jian Yunlan is a stall-setting maniac. Because he is too obsessed with setting up stalls and not pushing the plot, he has been sliding down the cracking list...
Xiao Hu's confused heart finally settled down.
What.
She looks fresh and refined, but in fact, she is no different from other anchors.
"Don't be fooled by the fact that he seems obsessed with setting up stalls. He is probably just hyping up his persona to attract fans," Xiao Hu muttered, "Maybe he is really anxious inside, thinking about how to solve the plot, but he can't do anything..."
As he thought about it, he began to type skillfully:
[It’s so funny. You don’t think that just by setting up a stall, he can completely distort the relationship between the protagonist and the bottom, right? 】
The extremely lively barrage of comments suddenly fell silent.
The entire screen was filled with only Xiao Hu's comment, which slowly passed by... passed by...
Xiao Hu thought he had touched the audience's pain points.
He immediately lit up a cigarette proudly.
Other vulture viewers also rushed over eagerly:
[Yes, yes, he is about to be eliminated. The host must be very nervous inside, but he pretends to be focused on setting up the stall on the surface.]
[That is the most important and mandatory plot for the relationship between the top and bottom protagonists of "The Light in the Dark River". Moreover, the relationship between the protagonist and the receiver is very deep. Fu Changfeng has a strong possessiveness towards Yu Ming. Fried chicken and spicy hot pot are not something he would take seriously at all.
[+1, the main character and the bottom are destined to be locked together. How can they break the forced marking plot just by setting up a stall? (laugh)】
The old audience didn't say anything.
The Blue Sky and White Clouds fan club didn’t say anything either.
It wasn't like what Xiao Hu thought, that he was speechless because of the sore spot, but...
Everybody, trying not to laugh.
"How could he completely distort the relationship between the protagonists just by setting up a stall?"
Gu Xingzhou and Ning Sheng fell into silence.
"Paranoia Monopoly" plane: "Are you thinking about me?"
The last aloof and cool academic master had already gone to the Wanjie live broadcast room for Boss Jian.
The last domineering CEO also gave Boss Jian a permanent spot in the live broadcast room. He gave so many gifts and was furious at the diners who got the food...
The old audience members were trying to hold back their laughter until their shoulders were shaking and they were typing slowly.
Everyone tacitly agreed to the plan:
[Yeah, I don't believe it hahahaha, the protagonists have a deep relationship, there is no way they can break through the bloody story by setting up a stall hahaha]
[@Mashu loves to eat meat, what do you think, sister Mashu]
[(Serious) Yes, I agree. I also think that our Jian Shen is just a poor street vendor. What does he know about melodramatic writing? 】
Xiao Hu and the vultures: "..."
Although these viewers are agreeing with what they say.
But I don't know why, it feels weird?
It felt like there was a breath stuck in my throat and I couldn't breathe, feeling uncomfortable.
Xiao Hu couldn't help typing:
[Haha, you are on the verge of elimination, you are all crazy, this is the only time you can have fun in the midst of suffering]
Other viewers responded immediately:
【really】
[We are really finding joy in misery. Woohoo, Boss Jian is going to be eliminated. We are so scared and sad...]
The upside-down hot pot guy lying in the emergency room, at this time, the dragon slayer finally became the evil dragon, and typed excitedly:
[Although I also think that Xiao Lan is going to be eliminated, so, let me take a step back and say, what if, what if our Xiao Lan really conquers the "Dark River Light" plane by setting up a stall, what will you do? 】
The other audience members couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
Hotpot Brother is worthy of being Hotpot Brother. As a person who has been through this, he has rich experience and a lot of skills in speaking.
Vultures: “.”
Anyway, it’s impossible to really get slapped in the face…right?
Including Xiao Hu, many people were so angry that their blood boiled and they immediately took the bait:
[If he can really conquer me, I will call him daddy! 】
[Then I will carve the words "Jianmen" on my forehead. Haha, it's really funny]
[Setting up a stall, setting up a stall, are you still setting up a stall for this melodramatic article? ! If he can capture the enemy, I will throw 10,000 carnivals at him, and I will hold a sign that says 'God Jian is awesome' in front of the Wanjie Live Broadcasting headquarters for three days and three nights, and I will also eat Hotpot Brother's hotpot while standing upside down! 】
The old viewers of Jian Yunlan's live broadcast room showed expressions like old foxes and touched their chins.
Things are getting interesting.
Anorectal department, in the emergency room.
The nurse came to change the fluid for Hotpot Brother. Seeing Hotpot Brother grinning at the screen, she murmured:
"Boss Jian, I believe in you. You are the man who once made the protagonists fight each other with a bowl of fried rice. I believe that it will be no problem for you to conquer the "Dark River Light" plane."
"Using a bowl of fried rice to make the protagonist fight with each other?" The nurse raised an eyebrow and said casually, "Aren't you afraid that he will make the protagonist of the "Dark River Light" plane fight with each other?"
Hotpot Brother was stunned.
Fu Changfeng and Yu Ming, childhood sweethearts, grew up together and experienced ups and downs together.
Their be is more like a coincidence. Even in the world of melodramatic literature, they can be considered a couple with a good relationship and a lot of people are obsessed with them.
So, when he heard the possibility of "Fu Changfeng and Yu Ming fighting over food", Hotpot Brother thought it was a bit ridiculous.
That's impossible...
Not really... ? ? !
.
In the plane of "Lights in the Dark River", at the entrance of Longteng Summer Camp.
The Malatang and fried chicken stalls are in full swing. As more and more people come to eat, the snack stands are bustling and business is booming.
Taotie shuttled back and forth among the crowd like a silver lightning, handing out number plates continuously, attracting people's envious gazes:
"Maomao looks awesome today!" "Maomao, so handsome." "He is really a good helper to Boss Jian."
…Taotie was really proud of it. His little chest was puffed up and he ran vigorously among the crowd.
On the other side, Hu Danggui, who appeared as a little girl for the first time, blinked her black grape-like eyes and said sweetly:
"The fried chicken is ready~" "Brothers, sisters, uncles, and aunts, the new fried chicken is ready!" "Fried chicken, fried chicken~"
The cute little girl with a bun on her head looks at people with a smile, which makes people's hearts melt.
… Even so, when she couldn’t help wanting to steal food, the diners would immediately point it out impartially: “Boss Jian, your little employee is trying to steal food.”
After all, cute is cute.
No matter how cute you are, you can't steal their fried chicken.
That’s Boss Jian’s fried chicken!
Taotie pushed Hu Danggui aside impartially, picked up the fried chicken box with his furry paws and handed it to the diner.
"Damn it..." Hu Danggui hung his head in hatred.
The diners walked away relieved.
In front of the snack stand, Jian Yunlan played two roles and brought the power of the stall to the extreme!
Sometimes he counts the seconds to put ingredients in the spicy hot pot while dipping the spicy hot pot, and sometimes he re-fryes chicken fillets in front of the oil pan. It looks tiring, but he actually controls the heat and details on both sides just right, and his focused dark blue eyes make him look extremely handsome.
As expected, Boss Jian.
Portion after portion of malatang and fried chicken was delivered to the diners continuously, and the diners were divided into two halves based on the malatang and fried chicken.
The Malatang eaters gathered around, slurping the Malatang with gusto and sweating profusely.
Deliberately speaking loudly:
"Hiss, hot! Delicious! This soup base is rich, fragrant, mellow, and refreshing..."
"Boss Jian has a great grasp of the heat of the spicy hot pot ingredients! The yellow throat is not overcooked at all, it is crispy and fresh, and just the right amount of sauce. It's amazing."
"I unilaterally declare that this fried dough stick is the highlight of today's spicy hot pot. Those who didn't get to eat it, haha, are really pitiful."
On the other hand, fried chicken eaters are not to be outdone.
As they ate, they deliberately lifted up the cheese-filled chicken steak to show the cheese that was slowly flowing out:
"Cheese is power. The melted cheese wrapped in the fried chicken is hot and sticky. It smells so good and tastes so good..."
"Our fried chicken is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and it's very crunchy when you chew it."
"tasty!"
“And this chicken is really tender. I don’t know how Boss Jian can fry the chicken so tender, so juicy, and every bite has a different flavor.”
The spicy hot pot eaters and the fried chicken eaters looked at each other angrily, neither of them giving in.
Although, many people have mixed feelings, even if the spicy hot pot/fried chicken in their mouths is already extremely delicious, they can't help but want to try what the other tastes like.
But, they cannot betray their own camp.
"snort!"
Everyone turned their heads away in disdain.
More people were waiting in line, eagerly awaiting their turn for the spicy hot pot and fried chicken.
…Among the crowd, there were only two people who were not infected by the lively atmosphere.
Through the lights and the cool autumn breeze, Fu Changfeng and Yu Ming looked at each other with complicated expressions.
Thousands of emotions collide silently in the air.
The next second, they left the crowd tacitly and walked towards the grove nearby.
The two walked one in front and one behind.
The fallen leaves made a rustling sound under their feet.
They walked away from the crowd and stopped only when the lights and noise faded away.
"Brother, did you discover it too?" Yu Ming asked in a low voice.
"......Yeah." Fu Changfeng stopped smiling.
There was a dark and unclear emotion in the phoenix's eyes.
The audience in Wanjie Live began to pound the table:
[Ahhhhh!] ! ! 】
[They didn’t even buy spicy hot pot and fried chicken, but came here to whisper? QAQ】
[Wait wait wait, I remember!] ! ! This is the forced marking plot of the original work! ! "The two of them walked to a small forest far away from the crowd. Fu Changfeng had an inhibitor in his pocket, but the moment he saw Yu Ming, he decided not to use it..." ...]
[Fuck, it seems I said it too early. There really is a couple whose love is so sincere that they can resist the temptation of Boss Jian’s delicious food QAQ]
[It’s over. Boss Jian is really going to fail in the challenge? 】
The audience held their breath and listened carefully to the conversation between the two:
"I also found... that there are Omegas with fever in the crowd." Yu Ming said with some difficulty, looking up at Fu Changfeng, "You have an inhibitor, right?"
If an Omega falls into a fever without any measures taken, it means that all Alphas and Omegas within a radius of 100 miles will be induced to have fever.
Fu Changfeng stood quietly in the moonlight and glanced sideways at the crowd not far away.
"Hmm." He said softly.
——"I have a special inhibitor."
Then, neither of them spoke anymore.
A deeper silence.
A glimmer of hope flashed in Yu Ming's eyes: "Brother, you said before that you would pick them for me even if they were stars and moons."
Fu Changfeng seemed not to understand his hint.
He simply took out the inhibitor, lowered his eyes, and looked at the sharp needle tip gently.
[Ahhh, this is the original plot. In the original novel, an Omega in the crowd suddenly developed a fever.]
[It’s over, it’s over, it’s over. In the original novel, Fu Changfeng also looked at the inhibitor like this and said, "I won’t give you this inhibitor. Of course, I won’t use it myself." 】
[“Xiao Ming, I will let you belong to me forever…”]
[You guys really can recite the original novel of "The Light in the Dark River" by heart =口=]
[It’s over. Everything is going according to the original story. It seems the plot of forced marking is unavoidable. Xiaolan is going to be in trouble.]
[Haha, I've already told you that it's impossible to completely distort the relationship between the top and bottom protagonists by setting up a stall, but you just didn't believe it. Now you should finally give up! What kind of dark horse new anchor is this? He is just a bunch of idiots.
Even no one had the time to refute the Vulture's remarks.
The audience watched anxiously as Fu Changfeng and Yu Ming confronted each other on the screen:
Fu Changfeng still didn't speak.
Yu Ming's Adam's apple rolled up and down, and he spoke with some difficulty: "This inhibitor, brother, can you give it to..."
"This inhibitor," Fu Changfeng interrupted him slowly and smiled gently, "Xiao Ming, I won't give it to you."
The ending sound is a bit cold.
The audience in the live broadcast room felt a jolt in their hearts.
It’s over, the original words from the original book!
Fu Changfeng’s next sentences will be “Of course, I don’t use inhibitors myself” and “Let you belong to me forever”, and then there will be a long section of forced marked plot that will be censored.
After seeing this, Boss Jian is really going to be in trouble...
The plane of "Light in the Dark River".
Fu Changfeng clenched his fingers holding the inhibitor.
He looked at Yu Ming, and the tenderness in his phoenix eyes was gradually replaced by ridicule:
"I will keep this inhibitor for myself."
[It’s over. It’s all over.]
[Sure enough, Fu Changfeng said exactly the same thing as in the original novel...eh]
【……】
Suddenly, all the audience were stunned.
【etc……? 】
[…He said ‘keep it for yourself’? ! 】
"The inhibitor is mine."
Fu Changfeng smiled coldly, the inhibitor between his fingers flashed with cold light, he looked at Yu Ming:
"Let Boss Jian's spicy hot pot and fried chicken... all belong to me." Fu Changfeng pulled the corner of his mouth, "Xiao Ming, you have no chance."
Hearing this, a gloomy look flashed across Yu Ming's eyes.
The gloomy look was too inconsistent with his delicate and clean appearance. He looked cold and eerie, like a poisonous snake spitting out its tongue.
A bit abrupt.
But Fu Changfeng was not surprised at all.
Because he had long known that he and Yu Ming had the same idea.
They were the same kind of people from beginning to end.
——Yes, the reason why Fu Changfeng and Yu Ming came here to talk was not because they no longer cared about malatang and fried chicken.
Rather, it is because they are all smart people and have foreseen what is going to happen next.
They are engaging in a peak game to maximize their profits and get as much spicy hot pot and fried chicken as possible!
There's an Omega in the crowd who's in heat.
As we all know, Longteng Summer Camp is a summer camp for all Alphas...
This means that soon, there will be a riot in front of the snack stand.
Currently, less than one in ten people have eaten spicy hot pot and fried chicken, while the remaining nine in ten still foolishly believe that as long as they wait patiently in the queue, they will be able to eat them one day.
Oh, so naive!
Once the pheromones of the Omega in fever period spread completely, all those naive people will be eliminated in this cruel competition for survival.
Those who stayed behind were the few strong ones who carried inhibitors with them. They will be able to play winner-take-all and get all the remaining spicy hotpot and fried chicken!
As smart as Fu Changfeng and Yu Ming were, they figured everything out the moment they smelled the pheromones.
As their eyes met, countless swords and sabers flashed.
"Whoever gets the inhibitor...gets the fried chicken." Yu Ming murmured.
"Xiao Ming, admit defeat," Fu Changfeng held the inhibitor and raised his chin, his eyes already showing the domineering aura of a winner, "I won't give up any of Boss Jian's spicy hot pot and fried chicken!"
Yu Ming slowly clenched his fists behind his back, as if he was planning something, and there was murderous intent in his black eyes.
“…”
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