Chapter 77 Meow meow meow meow

Chapter 77 Meow meow meow meow

Two o'clock in the afternoon, in the Ye family apartment.

Jian Yunlan set up her stall at twelve o'clock, and when she closed the stall and returned home, it was only half past twelve.

Set up a stall, totally! without! Enjoyable!

The little boy stood in the living room in a depressed mood, even the ends of his naturally curly hair drooped down.

At this moment, Xiao Tiancai's phone watch suddenly vibrated.

Pop-up window of the Kitchen God app:

[You have new employees, you can check them in the [Employee List]! 】

I clicked on the employee list, and there was indeed an extra column:

【Employee No. 3】

Real name: Niu Tiantian

Race: Bullhead (Netherworld)

Age: 1700

Responsibilities: Spiritual Farm Manager (I just want to farm peacefully (scratching my head) (giggling))

Skills: Soul Hooking (lv.999), Intimidation (lv.999), Time Travel (lv.999), Efficient Management of Living Souls (lv.999), Correct Use of Soul Hook (lv.999), Plowing and Farming (lv.999),? ? ? (To be unlocked)

Natal magic weapon: Yin-Yang plow hook

"Come to think of it," Jian Yunlan pondered for a moment, "Before being teleported to this plane, Old Cow was indeed sucked into somewhere. Could it be that he was sucked into my portable spiritual field?"

As for whether it is true or not, just go in and check it out.

"Daddy, I need to go to the bathroom."

The little boy said something and ran into the bathroom.

In the living room, after a long while, Ye Qingquan replied gently: "Okay."

There's something odd in the ending.

But Jian Yunlan did not bother to investigate further.

As soon as he thought about it, he felt the space around him slightly distorted. The next second, he was standing in a farmland.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Jian Yunlan couldn't help but slightly widen his eyes and exclaimed: "Oh my God!"

...The last time I came here, the farmland was empty, and all I could see was land and blue sky and white clouds.

But this time, the farmland was very different.

The green rice swayed in the wind, the soil was plowed to be extremely soft, and rows of crops were arranged neatly. Grape vines were climbing up the fence, and even the pear tree that had shown as 'unlocked' last time had now blossomed with pure white pear blossoms, swaying gently in the wind.

Everything seems so orderly and full of vitality.

In this vast space, there is also a small wooden house and a well. Seeing Jian Yunlan coming, a middle-aged man in a blue work suit came out and greeted her happily: "Boss Jian! You're here!"

Lao Niu seemed quite different from the last time we met. He looked refreshed, more energetic and relaxed.

Seeing Jian Yunlan turned into a little boy, Lao Niu bent down curiously to look at him for a while, then carefully lifted the little boy up and placed him on a small wall beside him.

"Boss Jian, please sit down and don't be polite to me," Lao Niu covered his face shyly, "I planted your fields secretly, you don't mind, do you..."

Jian Yunlan: "..."

"Of course I don't mind. This spiritual field is fully under your management. You can plant whatever you want," Jian Yunlan said. "Mr. Niu, are you used to living in the spiritual field?"

After all, he was once a famous Bull Head in the underworld, but suddenly he had to condescend to live in such a small farmland. Jian Yunlan was really worried that he would not like it.

Lao Niu waved his hands and said happily: "How can I not be used to it? This is the life I dreamed of every day when I was working 996 for the King of Hell!"

“Crops grow much faster here than elsewhere.”

Talking about farming, Lao Niu's face was filled with excitement and excitement. "I planted some rice I brought from home, as well as the pear trees and grapes here. They will soon bear fruit. I will send them to Boss Jian when they bear fruit. In addition, I am also planning to build a chicken coop and raise some free-range chickens..."

"Although I am farming here and sometimes I am dragged out by Lao Ma to work, it is much better than before."

Jian Yunlan listened and nodded repeatedly: "That's good."

It seems that Niu Tou was not completely locked up in the spiritual field. As a ghost messenger from the underworld, his ability to travel through time and space is valid even in the portable spiritual field. As long as Niu Tou wants, he can go to another space at any time.

And it seems that Niutou is enjoying life here.

That couldn’t be better!

Speaking of space travel, Jian Yunlan remembered something that had always confused him.

"Mr. Niu, I want to ask you something."

Lao Niu scratched his head and said, "Boss Jian, just ask me anything you want. I will tell you everything I know."

"Taotie and Hu Danggui," Jian Yunlan gestured at the two people, "They are both your colleagues. One is the ancient ferocious beast Taotie, and the other is a thousand-year-old nine-tailed fox that looks like a little girl."

"At that time, we were sucked into this small dimension. After I woke up, I didn't see them. Do you know where they went?"

The last time I changed dimensions to go to "Light in the Dark River", Jian Yunlan was picked up by the driver of the Jian family villa as soon as she left the hospital, and Taotie and Hu Danggui were both in the villa.

But this time, it was probably because of the chaos when they changed dimensions. Not only did the Jian family villa not follow them, but even Taotie and Hu Danggui were separated when they landed.

Hearing this, the old cow closed his eyes and muttered something.

Soon, he opened his eyes again and said, "They are both in this plane too. One is closer and lives a hard life, while the other is farther away and lives a life of wealth and glory. I cannot sense their specific locations and states, but they should be able to reunite with you soon."

"Okay, thank you." Jian Yunlan said.

...life is rough. For some reason, when these four words were mentioned, Jian Yunlan thought of Hu Danggui, the little girl who had to blur her face because she only had one set of clothes.

Hu Danggui has some talent as a wanderer.

But Niu Tou said that they would be reconciled soon, and Jian Yunlan was just a three-year-old child in the "Genius Baby" dimension, so even if he wanted to find someone, it would be difficult to find him.

After saying goodbye to Niutou temporarily, Jian Yunlan left the portable spiritual field and returned to the "Genius Baby" plane.

In the living room.

Ye Qingquan was sitting on the sofa, folding a stack of baby clothes. He didn't know why, after so much time, he still didn't understand how to fold the clothes.

His slender fingers looked snow-white and transparent in the afternoon light, and his beautiful almond-shaped eyes were extremely gentle. He smiled and waved at Jian Yunlan: "Baby, come here quickly, Daddy will tell you a fairy tale."

Jian Yunlan was resistant in her heart.

But...his body is still that of a three-year-old child. Even with the blessing of innate divine power, his energy is not much more than that of a three-year-old child.

He was really a little sleepy at this time.

Moreover, in the setting of the original novel of "The Genius Baby is Three and a Half Years Old", Ye Qingquan is synonymous with "gentle husband feeling". Although his appearance is somewhat similar to the passionate and flamboyant Mu Mingqiu, his personality is completely different.

It was precisely because of his gentle personality that he gradually won over the protagonist Huo Ye and made Huo Ye feel the warmth of home.

At this moment, Jian Yunlan couldn't resist Ye Qingquan's gentle call.

The little boy walked over in a daze and heard a "snap".

Lying on the stuffed duck, wrapped in a soft and fluffy blanket, the little boy's consciousness gradually became blurred...

The audience in Wanjie Live Studio became excited:

[Ahhh, classic sleep-to-sleep plot!] ! ! 】

[I have to say, among so many melodramatic stories about baby-raising, there is a reason why "The Genius Baby, Three and a Half Years Old" stands out (nods) (covers face). Ye Qingquan's gentle and peaceful aura makes him perfect for baby-raising.]

[Lanlan has fallen asleep, this sleep-to-sleep plot can’t possibly go any further, right? ? ? ! ! 】

In the "Genius Baby Three and a Half Years Old" section, the plots in most of the live broadcast rooms have more or less reached this point.

I have to say that the audience in the 'Happy Little Blue' live broadcast room is a bit humble.

In other live broadcast rooms, the three-year-old anchors tried their best to act cute, roll around, and show their adorableness, making the audience exclaim in amazement.

Even in this scene of 'Ye Qingquan coaxing cute kids to sleep', many of the kids appear to be sleeping, but in fact they are showing their innocence from all angles. Half asleep and half awake, the cute kids inadvertently pouted their pink lips, sucked their fingers, and occasionally uttered something like "Daddy, hug me" in their sleep...

But Xiaolan is here.

Forget about trying to be cute. The audience would be thankful if the little boy stopped saying things like "I want to set up a stall" or "I'm going to roast duck now"!

I saw the little boy on the screen sleeping quietly, his thick eyelashes drooping down, and his snow-white face looked soft and tender in the light. After confirming that he was really asleep, the audience couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

[This is the key plot that opens up Ye Qingquan's path as a baby-showing blogger]

[A blogger showing off his babies?] 】

[Let me explain to the newcomers that another key plot of "Genius Baby" at the age of three and a half is that Ye Qingquan became a baby blogger in order to earn more money to raise his baby, and soon became an Internet celebrity lol]

[Although he is a blogger who posts photos of his babies, the babies in Ye Qingquan’s short videos do not show their faces. Because if the baby shows his face, fans will find that the baby looks 70% similar to Huo Ye, the prince of Beijing circle, which will lead to exciting plots of exposing his identity and chasing his wife.

[(Suddenly realized) Oh oh oh oh, I understand. Later in a live broadcast, Zizi unexpectedly showed his face and the whole network was shocked. When Ye Qingquan returned to the apartment that night, he was surrounded by a group of men in black, right...?】

[Laughing to death, yes, a classic among classics]

[This video of Ye Qingquan coaxing his baby to sleep was recorded by surveillance cameras. Ye Qingquan slightly edited and uploaded the short video. Although it has not become popular yet, the perfect combination of a gentle husband and a cute baby has attracted a small amount of attention, and it has become an opportunity for Ye Qingquan to become a baby blogger.]

This plot may seem unimportant, but it is of great significance to the entire main line.

In other live broadcast rooms, the cute kids showed off their talents and tried their best to display their adorable sleeping faces, making the audience scream with cuteness.

And in Happy Little Blue's live broadcast room...

The audience watched the screen nervously, confirming again and again. Finally, after confirming that Lanlan's breathing rate had become even, the audience breathed a sigh of relief.

Although Lanlan's nostrils would flare from time to time in her sleep and she would mutter "roast duck" or "stall" in a soft voice, it was harmless.

——Lanlan has fallen asleep, there is no way that this scene of coaxing the baby to sleep and showing off the baby is going to be ruined, right? ? ?

[Finally, Lanlan stopped clamoring about setting up a stall]

[(crying with joy) We can finally see a normal parent-child interaction...]

【Bar? ? ? ? 】

The sunlight spread out lightly on the wooden floor.

Ye Qingquan opened his eyes, stroked the top of the little boy's head, and read a story to the little boy lying on the stuffed doll:

"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful little princess. Her skin was whiter than snow, her lips were redder than blood, and her hair was as black as ebony. Oh, what a beautiful little princess she was..."

Ye Qingquan's voice was like a warm spring breeze, blowing slowly.

The little boy curled up beside his father, his tender eyes and brows relaxed at his father's words, and his clenched fists relaxed involuntarily, as if he was gradually immersed in an incomparable beautiful dream.

Looking at the picture-like scene in front of them, the gentle handsome man and the cute sleeping baby, the audience couldn't help but feel refreshed:

yes! This is the significance of being an audience in the "Genius Baby Three and a Half Years Old" special zone!

Although I accidentally clicked into Lanlan's live broadcast room and got on board, it turns out that such normal, warm and healing parent-child interaction scenes are the truth of this world.

The audience was a little bit overwhelmed.

[This scene is so normal, so normal that I thought I walked into the wrong live broadcast room]

[The story of Snow White? So cute】

[It is both healing and inspiring, and has a great effect in coaxing people to sleep]

In the living room, Ye Qingquan's story continued.

He turned a page of the fairy tale book and read softly: "While being chased by hunters, Snow White lost her way in the forest and broke into a small wooden house. What's in the wooden house?"

The little boy next to him was also immersed in a beautiful dream, showing an innocent smile with a red nose.

The audience listened in rapture.

Yes, what's in the cabin?

Ye Qingquan recited softly:

"Yes, just as the baby guessed, there is a big and soft bed in the wooden house, a hot stove, and on the small wooden table, there is a bright red and tempting roast duck!"

"The roast duck has a plump and crispy skin, and is hot and bright red. When you cut it gently, you can see the dense duck meat inside, with fat dripping out..."

audience:"……"

audience:"……???"

Hey wait.

There's something wrong with your Snow White story? ? ? ! ! !

At this point, many viewers gradually realized that something was wrong, but they still held on to the last glimmer of hope and continued listening.

Ye Qingquan stroked the little boy's hair intermittently with his fingers, his voice still gentle:

"It turns out that the dwarfs bought Boss Blue's roast duck for Snow White to welcome her! How many roast ducks are there in total? One, two, three, four... twenty."

Hearing the familiar words, the little boy couldn't help but clench his fists even in his sleep, feeling a throbbing from the depths of his soul.

Roast Duck!

Let him set up a stall and sell roast duck!

The gentle smile on Ye Qingquan's lips became even brighter. He leaned close to the little boy's ear and said:

"Poor Snow White, there are so many delicious roast ducks in front of you, but you can't eat them because they have all been eaten by the dwarfs!"

When he was moved, Ye Qingquan couldn't help but shed tears.

Not long ago, he saw the roast duck but couldn't eat it. The pain and grief still lingered in his heart.

Roast duck, so much roast duck, a full twenty roast ducks...

How come it disappeared in the blink of an eye? !

Obviously, he is Lanlan's daddy and the one who has the most right to eat all the roast duck, but all of it was taken away by outsiders. On the way home, smelling the lingering aroma of roast duck and holding his empty belly, Ye Qingquan couldn't help crying all the way.

Although he cried all the way, in order to prevent Lan Lan from noticing that he had followed her secretly, Ye Qingquan could only wipe away his tears and pretend that everything was fine.

He is so close to the roast duck, yet so far away.

So, Ye Qingquan came up with this idea.

As a gentle beauty famous in the whole melodramatic literary world, Ye Qingquan wiped her tears with a handkerchief but did not notice that her saliva was dripping down. He whispered in the little boy's ear:

"The roast duck is so hot and fragrant, so big and crispy. It tastes so delicious when you take a bite. But poor Snow White can't have it..."

"Baby, you must save a portion of tomorrow's roast duck for Snow White, okay? Snow White is your biological father!"

Jian Yunlan: "..."

Audience: “…………”

Viewers can take a look at the heartwarming scenes of loving fathers and filial sons in other live broadcast rooms.

Let’s take a look at Ye Qingquan in Xiaolan’s live broadcast room, who has gone completely crazy because he didn’t get to eat roast duck.

Ye Qingquan even tried to hypnotize three-and-a-half-year-old Lan Lan by telling a fairy tale, just to have a bite of roast duck...

[This world has finally turned upside down ahhhhhh]

[Haha, I should have thought of it earlier, haha]

【Pain Mask.jpg】

[Now, how can Ye Qingquan continue to be a baby-showing blogger? ! The baby cannot show his face, and is obsessed with setting up stalls all day long. Now even Ye Qingquan is thinking about roast duck all day long.]

As a blogger who posts photos of babies, Ye Qingquan cannot show the faces of cute babies in his videos. How can he become an internet celebrity?

Over the years, the rules that generations of "Genius Baby" anchors have figured out are -

Just be cute.

Even though they cannot show their faces, as long as they display an extraordinary cute personality and behavior in the videos, they will always be able to attract everyone's attention and become an Internet celebrity.

But for Boss Xiaolan...it feels like this isn't going to work!

Not only did we fail to fix the bug, but we made more and more bugs. What the hell is going on?

The audience looked at Ye Qingquan on the screen with lifeless eyes.

Similar to the original story, Ye Qingquan also created a Douyin account named "My baby is three and a half years old" and slightly edited and processed the surveillance video of coaxing his baby to sleep.

In addition to the video of coaxing her to sleep, he also added a photo he took today:

A little boy riding a tricycle is selling roast duck at a stall. The pixels of the photo are average, but you can vaguely see that the roast duck is bright red, tempting, and piping hot.

After everything was completed, Ye Tangli uploaded the video to the short video platform and captioned it "My genius baby, who is three and a half years old this year, can make super delicious roast duck~"

In the original book, the profile of Ye Qingquan’s audio account reads “Recording my baby’s happy life.”

But now, Ye Qingquan's account description has become "Recording the delicious roast duck made by my baby"...

"Daddy, let's go out and buy a duck." The little boy next to him, who was already dressed neatly and holding a small basket, urged.

The next stall will be set up tomorrow, but for the roast duck, it will taste better if it can be brushed with crispy water in advance and air-dried outdoors for a whole day. So we have to buy the roast duck for tomorrow today.

Ye Qingquan casually clicked on 'Upload Video' and responded: "Okay, Daddy will be here soon~~"

The father and son, one big and one small, went out excitedly with their longing for roast duck.

【……】

[This is such a speechless video and account. If I can become popular, I will drink chili water while standing upside down]

[+1, I feel like this video won’t get more than 100 likes]

[The road to the maternal and infant track is blocked by Peking duck (laughing tiredly)]

【Blackness before my eyes】

[…Now, not only is the career of a baby-showing blogger gone, but there is also no hope of fixing the bug on Mu Mingqiu’s side. Lan Lan died before she could even accomplish her mission, and is already on the road to elimination (holding her head)]

In the live broadcast rooms of other cute baby anchors, the main task of the day is to interact with Mu Mingqiu.

In order to fix the bug of "the eldest son of the Mu family suddenly targeted Ye Qingquan and rushed to be someone's stepfather", some of the young anchors "happened" to pass by Mu Mingqiu's door, hugged Mu Mingqiu's thighs and smiled sweetly at him; some anchors sat opposite Mu Mingqiu in the coffee shop like little adults, holding a glass of milk and drinking it seriously, with a circle of milk stains on their lips...

As long as the young anchors interact with Mu Mingqiu and show off their cuteness, even if the bug cannot be completely fixed, it can at least fix about 10%.

The current highest record is that of a cute little girl who tried hard to show off her cuteness in front of Mu Mingqiu for a long time and then fixed the bug to about 40%.

But Lanlan's side.

Not to mention interacting with Mu Mingqiu, he hasn't even seen Mu Mingqiu. It seems that there is no hope for him to conquer him.

[That's fine... If Xiaolan is eliminated, I'll be free...]

[Me too]

[I was obviously attracted by the cute baby’s looks, but I was dominated by the food for five hours. I was clearly in the area for showing off babies! 】

At this time, the live broadcast room has accumulated tens of thousands of viewers.

Thinking that Xiaolan might be eliminated in the first batch, the audience felt half relieved and half regretful.

The mood is very complicated.

On the one hand, they want to get themselves back on track, on the other hand, this live broadcast is really interesting for some reason, and it would be a pity if we couldn't see it.

.

Meanwhile, on the other side.

Bamboo Garden private kitchen.

Mu Mingqiu and Huo Ye looked at the roast duck in front of them in silence.

Before today, they both had been noncommittal about Zhuyuan's roast duck, but today, when they smelled the unusual aroma, they got excited and ordered a roast duck.

——In order to please the two top VIP customers, the chef of Zhuyuan tried his best. The roast duck looked round and deep red in color. It was served on an exquisite and high-end plate, and there was also a landscape of a small bridge and flowing water.

but……

Huo Ye folded his hands in front of his eyes and did not move.

Mu Mingqiu held the fork, condescended to pick up a piece of roast duck, and put it into his mouth.

After just one bite, he frowned, with an unhappy look on his handsome face:

“It’s not tasty.”

Mu Mingqiu put down his fork and fell into deep thought.

Obviously, the fragrance he smelled before was not the roast duck from Zhuyuan...

So.

Where on earth is the roast duck so delicious? !

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