Chapter 201 The grave is full of sparse
"What's the matter? Tell me quickly!" Li Wei couldn't help but push her husband and urged him.
Wei Ming's expression was still very embarrassed, but he still spoke hesitantly.
"It was... maybe I had an upset stomach from the barbecue that day. My stomach was really painful and I couldn't hold it in, so I had diarrhea there..."
The term "diarrhea" is a euphemism.
In fact, he just tried the skewers of meat that were not cooked through that day, and they were too watery.
That day he squatted on the other side of the grave, took off his pants, and emptied a stream of urine. After he finished, he let out a big stinky fart. It was so refreshing!
I feel like my whole soul has been elevated.
At that time, I never thought that the place where I pooped would be so special.
Ah Li, who had been silent the whole time, was the first to react and couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"No wonder others chase you and beat you up. Anyone would be pissed off by you..."
This female ghost was pretty nice, she just slapped me in the face.
Li Wei glared angrily: "Are you shitting on someone else's grave?!"
No wonder the ghost came to my door.
Who wouldn’t be angry?
I’ve heard of people dancing at graves, but this is the first time I’ve heard of people pooping at graves.
How much hatred and resentment does this mean!
Her fists became hard just thinking about it.
And from what he said, it seems that he is still the rare type.
Li Wei put herself in her shoes and thought, someone took off his pants and performed a trick on her head with his bare butt. The scene was so beautiful.
"You really are! You actually went to someone else's grave to take a shit. If others don't look for you, who else would they look for?" Li Wei grabbed Wei Ming's ear in anger.
"It would be fine if you got beaten alone, but you actually implicated me too. You really deserve to be beaten." Li Wei became angrier and angrier as she thought about it, and she used even more force with her hands.
"Ah, ah...wife, please be gentle...ah, please give me some face, Miss Lin is still here...ah!" Wei Ming screamed and begged for mercy.
Li Wei then snorted, let go of his ear, and looked at Lin Xiyue.
"Ms. Lin, my husband didn't do it on purpose. How do you think we can solve this problem?"
Although she was also angry about this oolong incident, it had already happened. What could she do?
It can only be solved.
When Li Wei was talking, her cheek was pulled and she felt even more pain.
"It's very simple. The first step is definitely to clean up the dirt."
"Of course, of course, Miss Lin, I really didn't know. You know, even if you give me a hundred guts, I wouldn't dare to shit there." Wei Ming really felt that he was wronged.
How could he have imagined when he was out that those few small mounds of earth were actually someone else's grave.
After all, in his impression, all graves had tombstones. Even the simplest stone tombstone was a symbol.
"The second thing is to give her some compensation. A lonely ghost like her originally has no one to offer sacrifices to. She can only collect some scattered paper money for the dead all year round. You should burn more paper money for her, and then light three incense sticks and apologize to her respectfully. This matter should be over."
Although this female ghost is a lonely ghost, she has existed in the world for hundreds of years and is quite knowledgeable.
Otherwise, she wouldn't be able to enter and exit other people's dreams at will.
But even so, she didn't do anything to really harm the family, which shows that she is not an evil ghost, but rather has good intentions.
So as long as they cleaned everything up and apologized sincerely, the female ghost wouldn't care.
Hearing Lin Xiyue say this, Wei Ming and Li Wei immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
"Ms. Lin, this is a simple matter. I'll drive out to buy things right now." Wei Ming said as he picked up the car keys and walked out.
He didn't know about his daughter's problem yet, so when he heard that his problem could be solved, he immediately became excited and wanted to solve it immediately. After all, he was afraid of being beaten at night.
It's bad enough that he was beaten, but he also gets slapped in the face every day.
Who can bear it?
He was almost driven crazy by the sleepless nights he couldn't sleep at night and had to fall asleep only when he couldn't stand the sleepiness anymore.
Looking at Wei Ming's hurried figure, Li Wei didn't have time to tell him about his daughter.
After what happened, Li Wei was not in the mood to cook, so she ordered takeout at noon.
Xiaoduo didn't come out to eat, so Li Wei picked some food and sent it to the room.
After all, whether the soul is the daughter's or not, the body is.
While everyone was eating, she told her husband about her daughter.
Wei Ming didn't believe it at first, but considering his daughter's recent strange behavior, he finally became skeptical.
After all, it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for such a weird thing to happen to him, so how could it be so unfortunate that it also happened to his daughter.
But he had no objection to taking his daughter along.
They were going to that place anyway, so there was nothing wrong with letting their daughter take them there to have a look.
After all, the couple raises their child themselves, and usually takes their daughter with them wherever they go.
Finally it was evening and the group was ready to set off.
The girl named Xiaoduo naturally didn't want to go with us.
She seemed to sense that this strange girl was a very cunning person, and she was also jealous in her heart.
But now her ghost power is used to compress her soul, so it is not very strong.
But it's more than enough to deal with two ordinary people.
Li Wei and Wei Ming tried their best but were unable to get her into the car.
It was at this time that they were shocked to find that Xiaoduo's physical strength was not at all like that of a child.
She could easily push the two men away and prevent them from carrying her into the car.
In the end, Lin Xiyue stepped forward, grabbed her collar, and pulled her into the car.
Seeing Xiaoduo, who was so powerful just now like a strong man, being easily subdued by Lin Xiyue, the couple widened their eyes again, full of disbelief.
After all, neither of them could do anything to Xiaoduo just now.
After getting in the car, Xiaoduo looked at Lin Xiyue with a wary look.
Soon the car stopped at the place where they usually barbecued.
This is a suburban forest. The hill is not big, but the road is smooth and private cars can drive directly up.
This is why the family often comes here to barbecue.
There are few people and it is convenient, and the scenery is pretty good.
The place where they barbecued was an open space in the forest.
Wei Ming drove and soon arrived at the destination.
The car stopped next to an open space. Lin Xiyue got out of the car. She looked up and saw several small mounds of earth on the open space.
There are four or five small mounds side by side, which can just cover the body if a person squats.
But her eyes fell on the empty space again. Ah Li, who got off the car behind her, spoke first: "The scenery here is indeed nice, but..."
He followed Lin Xiyue's gaze towards the empty space: "This place is so strange... Didn't you find it strange when you first found this place?"