Chapter 74: Taking Off Pants and Shitting in Public



Chapter 74: Taking Off Pants and Shitting in Public

Zhang De covered his mouth in horror, but his mouth continued to fire like a machine gun.

"Do you want to know what bad things I did? This story starts from when I was six years old. When I was six years old, I stole eggs from my neighbor's house. His family had so many chickens that only one or two eggs fell a day and it was impossible to find them. I put those eggs in our steaming pot every day so that I would have eggs to eat every day. If I hadn't eaten so many eggs, how could I have developed so many bad ideas?"

"I also secretly watched Widow Wang from our village having an affair with Old Man Li from our village. Then one day, Widow Wang called me a dwarf. I got angry and told everyone about their affair. As a result, Widow Wang was chased across half the village by Old Man Li's wife. Her face was scratched and a lot of her hair was pulled out. Humph! Who asked her to call me a dwarf? I hate it most when people call me a dwarf. Hmm..."

Zhang De tried desperately to cover his mouth with one hand, but his mouth still wouldn't stop.

Zhang De was terrified as if he had seen a ghost, and the expressions of the others were even more interesting.

"Mmm... After I grew up, I did even more bad things. I liked Li Dahua from the village, but she didn't like me, so I blew up her toilet when she went to the bathroom. That day she ran out naked and covered in shit, and was seen by the whole village. She was so ashamed and angry that she didn't have the face to stay in the village, so she dropped out of school and went out to work. Li Ergou from the village always bullied me by relying on his height, so I used drugs to kill all the poultry in his family, and then put the blame on him. That night he was beaten by his mother so hard that he didn't even recognize the dog..."

Zhang De finally came to his senses and realized that something was wrong, so he ran away.

The documents in his hands fell to the ground. He didn't care about much at this moment. He was just afraid that he would say something more terrible.

Zhang De ran as if his butt was on fire and disappeared in front of everyone in a puff of smoke.

I'm afraid Zhang De never thought in his life that he could run so fast. Even with all the speed of the Hot Wheels combined, this is the speed he can run.

Chen Darong and others looked at each other in bewilderment, not understanding what was wrong with Lawyer Zhang and why he would expose all his secrets for no reason.

All of these hooligans have done some sneaky things, but what's the difference between talking about it in public and taking off your pants and shitting in public?

The Lin family members were all laughing so hard when they saw this wonderful show.

At this time, Lin Xiyue leisurely walked to the side and picked up a stick from the ground.

She didn't look very impressive, but she just glanced at Chen Darong, and Chen Darong suddenly felt a pain spreading from his stomach to his whole body.

After Lin Xiyue took two steps forward, Chen Darong turned around and ran no slower than Zhang De.

A group of younger brothers were running behind him with sticks in their hands. It must be said that the scene was quite spectacular.

Lin Xiyue: Oh my, you just ran away like this, there is no fun at all.

She threw the stick aside and called the Lin family back to the house.

The family arrived at the living room, and Mother Lin was still feeling frightened.

After all, during this period of time, the family was turned upside down by these debt collectors.

"Mom, when is lunch?" Lin Xiyue just sat on the sofa, looked at the time and started urging her to eat.

Mother Lin took a look at the breakfast reserved on the table. The three big meat buns had been eaten up and the bowl of millet porridge was also empty.

Didn’t she just finish breakfast?

Why are you hungry again?

Could it be that the three big meat buns left over from this morning aren’t enough?

She should have let those three brats eat one less each and save some for their sister.

These brats are really good eaters. Each of them ate four big meat buns and a big bowl of millet porridge early in the morning.

Mother Lin thought about how Lin Xiyue ate five big meat buns every morning and thought that she must be breastfeeding, so she would get hungry quickly.

"I was just about to cook, and then this group of people showed up."

After Lin Xiyue's interruption, Mother Lin forgot about the farce just now and hurried to the kitchen.

Lin Zhenxing followed closely behind. He had nothing to do recently and seemed to be keen on cooking. After Lin Xiyue and the others repeatedly praised the delicious meat buns from that restaurant, he was ready to start his own business.

As for the big meat bun, he felt that he could definitely do better!

Lin Xiyue didn't ask because she wasn't full, she just wanted to divert Mother Lin's attention.

She could see that Mother Lin was very wary of that group of people and even had some psychological trauma.

On the other hand, she has to go out again in the afternoon.

As soon as she got up, she received a message from the middle-aged couple, saying that they had already talked to their daughter.

I hope Lin Xiyue can come to their house today and help them deal with the Yin monkey they are enshrining.

Lin Xiyue had just finished lunch and was about to leave when she received an anxious call from the middle-aged couple.

"Master Lin, something bad has happened. My daughter is missing!"

Lin Xiyue was very calm, "What happened? Tell me slowly."

The middle-aged couple was obviously not as calm as Lin Xiyue. They recounted the whole story at a very fast speed.

"After the live broadcast that day, I waited for my daughter to wake up and had a good chat with her. My daughter refused to admit it at first. She seemed to have no memory of the night and didn't know what happened at night. She didn't even know that she would steal raw meat from the refrigerator every night."

"After careful consideration, I told her about this. My daughter was terrified. No normal person can accept eating raw meat. My daughter finally realized the seriousness of the matter. The most important thing is that she has no memory of these things. Thinking that the thing she worshipped completely occupied her body and consciousness, if we hadn't discovered it, we don't know what would have happened. My daughter was also very scared and cried and said that she really didn't think things would turn out like this."

The middle-aged woman's daughter is named Jiang Yun, who is in high school and still a minor.

Thinking of what her parents said about her sneaking out every night to eat several pounds of raw meat, she felt her stomach churning and vomited out the food she had eaten the night before.

I really vomited.

When she saw what she had vomited out, she was completely terrified. What else could that undigested white stuff be but raw meat?

Before, she had some doubts about the truthfulness of what her parents said.

After all, she had been worshipping the statue for almost a year and nothing unusual had happened. Instead, it inexplicably became more and more beautiful and more and more outstanding.

The mysterious man who gave her the statue told her that as long as she fed the statue with her blood, all her wishes would slowly come true.

At first she certainly didn't believe it. The mysterious man said that she had a connection with the statue and gave it to her directly without asking for a penny.

Before she could react, the mysterious man had already stuffed something into her arms and turned away.

By the time Jiang Yun reacted, the mysterious man had disappeared.

Someone gave her something, and she was too embarrassed to throw it away, so she took the statue home. However, she did not offer blood to it every day as the mysterious man said. She just threw it into her storage room.


Recommendation