The honey badger in the village was furious, so he deliberately left a rabbit hungry until nightfall.
Thinking that it would be a good opportunity to connect with Lin Xiaozhe via live stream, I ate roasted rabbit while watching him starve until his eyes were glazed over.
If we take this opportunity to give Lin Xiaozhe a hard time, maybe he'll give up and obediently go home.
Unexpectedly, he ate better than me, and even saved up a lot of fish and meat, enough to last for half a month.
Damn it, the one who's really hit hard right now is the honey badger himself.
The honey badger is currently being subjected to relentless cyberbullying by netizens.
[I heard he's an outdoor livestreamer, is that all?]
[They're not even as good as an anti-fraud livestreamer.]
[You're such a total loser, please go back home and stop getting in my way.]
[Let's go, let's go see Lin Xiaozhe!]
Honey Badger is getting anxious. It started with two million online users, but now it's dropped to 1.5 million. It can't afford to drop any further.
He decided to produce something to prove his ability as an outdoor broadcaster.
"Brothers, don't worry."
"I'm just here to get familiar with the environment."
"I'm going fishing tomorrow. I found a piece of wire during the day and I'll make a hook. I'll go fishing by the river tomorrow. It's just a few lousy fish, anyone can do that."
"I can assure you with my confidence that fishing is a basic skill that all outdoor streamers can do."
"Our goal for tomorrow is to catch 100 jin of fish."
Honey Badger made a bold statement, vowing to get revenge and not lose face again, otherwise he, as an outdoor streamer, would not only fail to gain fans, but would also lose all his fans.
It's just fishing. He used to fish all the time, so it shouldn't be difficult.
Waking up early tomorrow morning in an incredibly cold bed, Honey Badger felt dizzy and lightheaded. This tent is just too damn cold!
We still need to make something warmer, otherwise we'll freeze to death in a few days.
The main reason was that I didn't expect Lin Xiaozhe to be so lucky and catch so many fish.
The prerequisite for building a house is to have enough to eat. Right now, he's so hungry that he can barely walk, let alone build a house. He simply can't do it.
First, fish; if you have something to eat, you'll have the energy to build a house.
Honey Badger pulled a metal box from under the bed. Inside were some white, still-wriggling worms, which he had found a few days ago while chopping wood. He had originally planned to save them for when he was starving.
I plan to use it as fish bait now.
He grabbed the metal box and headed straight for the river.
When he got to the riverbank, he sensed something was wrong. The wind was incredibly strong today. When he tried to cast his fishing line, he couldn't get it out at all; the line just landed at his feet, and he couldn't catch any fish.
The honey badger was devastated. He had no food and was about to starve to death if he didn't find something to eat.
The live stream chat was filled with sarcastic comments, and many fans were extremely disappointed in him. They thought Lin Xiaozhe was living a good life, so why was he, an outdoor streamer, so bad?
[I couldn't watch any more, so I left.]
This is so lame! So lame!
Looking at his cowardly appearance, do you really believe he's an outdoor streamer?
"Hey honey badger, where did your skill of picking up lobsters in three steps and digging up crabs in five go? How come you can't even catch a single fish?"
"Brothers, don't worry, let's find a calmer spot and we'll definitely catch something. Trust the streamer."
The honey badger was still being stubborn, changing locations several times. It was almost afternoon when it finally managed to cast the hook out, and soon there was movement.
There's something there.
"They've taken the bait."
"Did you see what I said?"
"Fishing is something even an idiot can do."
The honey badger gave a sharp tug, and the fish that had taken the bait ran away even faster, leaving the hook empty. The bait had been eaten, and the fish hadn't been caught.
【Fish Bait - 1.】
【fw+1】
[Mentally challenged +1]
This idiot is hilarious.
[Latest battle report: Lin Xiaozhe, the sharpshooter, hunted three rabbits and five grouse this morning. He has more meat than he can eat and is starting to stock up on vitamin-rich foods.]
Honey Badger doesn't dare to look at the comments anymore, afraid it will affect his mentality. He doesn't even need to look, he knows they're all mocking and insulting, so he continues fishing.
This time, the fish took the bait as soon as he cast the line. This time, he was smarter and pulled the line little by little, not in a hurry.
Just as he was about to pull it up, the line snapped with a snap. He landed on his backside, clutching the broken line and sinking into deep self-doubt.
"Is Lin Xiaozhe too strong or am I too weak?"
"Why the hell should I agree to this 13-year-old desert island survival plan?"
"Fuck you."
The honey badger was so angry he wanted to slap himself twice.
It wasn't that he was being difficult; his performance was normal. It was just that Lin Xiaozhe was too strong, making him seem like a useless person.
Honey Badger took a deep breath, trying to remain calm and putting on an expression of complete control. He laughed and said, "Stop cursing. This place is poor in resources today, and it's not good for fishing. Tomorrow I plan to take a boat to the deep water to fish, where there are more fish."
"What should we eat today? I saw lots of rose hips on the way here. And importantly, they're edible."
"I'm a real outdoor streamer, no kidding. I'm just unlucky, while Lin Xiaozhe is incredibly lucky. Do you guys agree?"
"I encountered a black bear when I landed, and then I ran into a strong wind while fishing. There are so few resources here, what can I do, right?"
After the honey badger offered some excuses, the atmosphere in the live stream improved a bit, and many people expressed their understanding, saying that he was indeed just having bad luck.
Go, Honey Badger!
I understand.
Just don't embarrass us flat-top fans; we'll get our revenge tomorrow.
Hurry up and fix the house, or it will get cold soon.
With encouragement from his fans, the honey badger searched for some red rose hips, eating them as he went, and even pretending to introduce them.
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