Honey Badger rushed out of the tent clutching his stomach, and viewers in the live stream could hear a series of crackling sounds outside the tent.
A few minutes later, the honey badger walked in, clutching his stomach and looking pale. He had come to eat fruit to fill his stomach, but now he didn't even have the strength to speak.
Is this fruit really poisonous?
My bottom had barely settled down when I felt movement in my stomach again, and I rushed out again.
Holy crap, Lin Xiaozhe is telling the truth.
He actually meant well.
This is really addictive.
Sigh, enough said, the winner is decided, the flat-top fan should admit defeat.
[I see now, the crew-cut guy is a real fake, a fake outdoor streamer, he can't even compare to an anti-fraud streamer.]
Do you think... the honey badger wiped its butt?
[The comment above is outrageous; I can't even look at the honey badger the same way anymore.]
A few minutes later, Honey Badger returned, looking even weaker this time. He lay on the bed groaning and moaning. If this continued, he would collapse from exhaustion, which would be fatal.
Lin Xiaozhe requested to connect with another streamer during the live broadcast.
Honey Badger hesitated for a moment, then clicked "OK".
Compared to the honey badger's miserable state, Lin Xiaozhe's situation was like heaven.
Today, he found an iron boat that had somehow come ashore on the riverbank. He dragged it back, dug a hole in the ground, lit a fire, filled the boat with water, and took a hot bath inside. His online friends exclaimed that he was being cooked in an iron pot.
His house was made of piled stones, with moss filling the gaps to keep out insects, snakes, and the cold. The fireplace burned red-hot, making the house warm and cozy. Lin Xiaozhe didn't feel cold even though he was wearing only a thin shirt.
Lamb chops were roasting over the fire, sizzling and dripping with oil, making the viewers hungry just watching.
The fans in the Honey Badger's live stream were moved to tears.
These are heavenly days.
Honey Badger: "......"
You're here on vacation, aren't you?
"Lin Xiaozhe, you don't even know me, you're just showing off, aren't you? Telling you won't work, wait until tomorrow..."
A sudden, overwhelming roar surged through my stomach.
"Forget about tomorrow. If you keep going like this, do you think you can make it to tomorrow? Here's a suggestion: eat some charcoal to detoxify, otherwise you won't live to see tomorrow."
Lin Xiaozhe offered this friendly suggestion.
[Advice from outdoor expert Lin Xiaozhe.]
[Honey badger, stop trying.]
Let's eat the charcoal; I see there's still some leftover charcoal from last night in the fire.
[Leftover charcoal has no nutritional value, but I'll make do with it.]
The honey badger wanted to curse.
Lin Xiaozhe was right; the fruit really was poisonous. His face was swollen from the slapping.
Sure enough, the number of viewers in the live stream dropped to 900,000, and the number of followers decreased by 200,000 compared to before. What was he doing taking such a big risk and going hungry?
They gained nothing and even lost more fans.
Damn it.
The honey badger was crying inside. He silently picked up the charcoal and started gnawing on it. The taste was indescribable. Every bite required a lot of effort, and soon his lips were black.
Thinking back to my carefree days, what am I living now?
She started crying while eating.
The honey badger wiped away its tears and took a big bite of charcoal.
"Alright, alright, just eat something. You don't expect to fill your stomach with charcoal, do you?" Lin Xiaozhe said, both amused and exasperated.
After eating the charcoal, the honey badger felt much better and its diarrhea stopped, although it still felt a little dizzy.
Lin Xiaozhe knew that the poison had not been completely neutralized and that he was starting to feel intoxicated, like he had been drinking alcohol.
Sure enough, the honey badger soon started talking to itself.
"Do you think it's easy for me to scam a little money?"
"What's wrong with me being a fake outdoor enthusiast?"
"I'll be honest, I'm fake. Who would watch the real me?"
"Actually, I'm not on any deserted island in Southeast Asia at all. It's just a small tourist island near the southern part of China. Those wooden houses and stuff were all built by other people."
"Those crabs, shrimps, and snails were all bought in advance at the market, buried on the beach, and marked."
"How can you blame me for lying to you?"
"It's because the fans are too stupid. They can tell it's fake at a glance, but they insist it's real and even line up to give me money. What can I do? Damn it."
Honey Badger laughed as he spoke, cursing his fans as idiots who insisted on sending him money.
Honey Badger's live stream.
Holy crap?!
[They lied and yet they were so self-righteous.]
[My bad, I was too gullible. Goodbye.]
Unfollow.
[This guy was so hungry he was delirious, so he told the truth.]
[He's not a fake outdoor streamer, he's just a complete idiot. Lin Xiaozhe isn't an outdoor streamer either; he's way better than him.]
Just then, the phone rang; it was his wife calling.
"Hey, honey, are you missing me? I'm coming home right away."
"Flathead, what nonsense are you spouting in front of so many people? Can't you just shut up?"
"Damn it, you bitch, you dare to lecture me? Don't think I don't know about you and your high school classmate checking into a hotel. I've seen your hotel booking records on Meituan, damn it." The flat-headed guy got more and more energetic as he spoke.
"I regret marrying you. I... I just didn't last long enough. So what if it's only a minute? Can't a minute satisfy you?"
"ill!"
"Beep beep beep".
Honey Badger threw his phone onto the bed and fell fast asleep.
Holy crap, there's an unexpected discovery.
Is that true?
No wonder the honey badger never goes home.
That's terrible, the honey badger only lasted one minute.
He probably thinks a normal person only lasts thirty seconds, and he's actually quite proud of it.
Lin Xiaozhe had had enough fun today and was ready to leave.
When he woke up the next day, Honey Badger was still dizzy and had a headache. He then realized that he hadn't turned off his phone. He rubbed his eyes and had almost forgotten what happened last night.
However, he discovered that he had 99+ missed calls, 99+ unread text messages, and 999+ unread text messages from D-site.
What's going on?
Honey Badger opened the messages with a frustrated look and found that many of them were attacks and insults directed at him, calling him a "quick shooter" and so on.
"Holy shit."
"How did they know?"
Honey Badger felt like a bucket of cold water had been poured over him from head to toe. The grogginess he felt when he first woke up was gone. He thought for a moment and seemed to remember something. He seemed to have said a lot last night.
Could it be...?
Honey Badger opened the live stream recording, and the more he watched, the paler his face became, until finally he was completely bloodless.
He actually admitted during his live stream that he was a fake outdoor enthusiast, and even said that his wife had an affair!
Holy crap.
What the hell am I saying?
Honey Badger panicked this time. He opened his live stream backend and found that he only had 100,000 followers left, 80,000 of whom he had bought himself.
The latest video's comment section is full of insults.
At the same time, he also received an official notice from D-site that, due to too many reports against him, after official review and verification, the Pingtouge account was banned.
"The account was banned already? Holy crap."
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