"Dear viewers, I don't actually have a girlfriend. What I just did was just a beatboxing performance."
Lin Xiaozhe knew they didn't believe him, so he immediately imitated the sound of the door opening and his girlfriend's voice again.
The viewers in the live stream were stunned.
[So similar?]
[The streamer is good at everything except anti-fraud.]
"Xiaoze, how about we change careers?"
[Host, you could do something else that would be a million times more popular than anti-fraud.]
Just then, Lin Xiaozhe received a phone call. The caller ID showed "Officer Wang from the Didu City Public Security Bureau".
"Brothers, the police called me, what's going on?"
Lin Xiaozhe has always been upright and honest, but when he saw the police call, his heart would still skip a beat and he would panic. He thought about how he had been honestly and law-abiding lately.
Is it because I excelled at fighting fraud that I'm being awarded a small banner as a reward?
Thinking of this, Lin Xiaozhe answered the phone.
"Hello, Officer Wang."
"Hello Lin Xiaozhe, this is Officer Wang from the Beijing Public Security Bureau. You are wanted by our police force for suspected criminal offenses. You are hereby ordered to report to our city's Public Security Bureau within 24 hours for investigation."
Lin Xiaozhe was stunned. What was going on with being wanted?
wrong.
Lin Xiaozhe carefully examined the caller ID; it was a phone number starting with zero. Could it be that he had unexpectedly acquired a scammer as his father?
A stroke of good fortune?
They're giving away a big gift package right from the start of the show.
Scammers don't get their jobs easily, so cherish every opportunity to scam.
Protecting scammers starts with me.
Liar Dad, you're here!
Lin Xiaozhe knew he couldn't scare the other side away, so he cleared his throat and cooperated perfectly, his voice carrying three parts doubt, one part panic, and six parts skepticism.
It would be strange if there were no doubts at all.
You have to create the feeling of walking step by step into a carefully woven trap by a swindler.
"I'm wanted? What a joke! I've always been an honest person. I wouldn't even kill a chicken, let alone murder, let alone commit a criminal offense? Don't be ridiculous." Lin Xiaozhe smiled, indicating his disbelief.
The scammer cleared his throat and said very seriously, "You think I'm lying to you when I say you're wanted? Add this phone number on WeChat and I'll send you a police officer's ID and the arrest warrant. You'll be scared after you see it."
Lin Xiaozhe added this person as a friend with some skepticism, glancing at the comments section.
Don't believe scammers.
This is not a scam; I wash my hair in the toilet.
[This is a total scam; just call the police.]
[A classic scam, surely the streamer saw through it?]
Lin Xiaozhe did not respond to the comments, but showed the netizens that he had indeed added Officer Wang, and Officer Wang quickly posted a picture of his police ID and wanted poster.
I must say, the wanted poster actually looks quite like him.
Lin Xiaozhe quickly sent him a message: "Officer Wang, I believe you. It seems that what I did in the past can no longer be hidden."
This time, the other side remained silent.
The man opposite thought to himself, "Could there be some unexpected discovery? Is Lin Xiaozhe really breaking the law?"
Just as he was thinking this, the man heard two faint gunshots from the other end of the phone. His eyes widened. Then, he heard the sound of a door opening, and another man chuckled, "Brother, those two old bastards were too long-winded. I took them out with two shots. Who are you talking to on the phone?"
"It's nothing. What? Who told you to kill him? You son of a bitch."
A crisp slap.
“Boss, it’s just two people. We’ve killed at least fifty people, and you’ve never hit me for it.”
"Damn it, if we kill those two old men, who's going to cook for us? You idiot, get out!" The voice quickly faded, and Lin Xiaozhe's voice became clear:
"Officer Wang, I did make a mistake when I was young. I was poor back then and had no choice. Now I want to be a good person. Do you think there's any way you could turn a blind eye to this..."
Officer Wang was inwardly cursing.
You killed dozens of people and you say you made a small mistake?
You're kidding me. Even calling you a beast is an understatement.
As a conman, the man was already thinking of calling the police. He hadn't even decided how much money he wanted yet, but Lin Xiaozhe readily transferred 500,000 yuan.
"Five hundred thousand!"
The man's eyes lit up instantly.
That's 500,000.
He really is a heartless beast who kills without blinking an eye. The fact that he gave away 500,000 so readily shows that he has too many shameful things on his mind.
Officer Wang clicked to receive the transfer.
"Officer Wang is so understanding, that's right. Anyway, it was just a small mistake, please accept it and pretend it never happened."
"Ahem, a minor mistake? That can't be right. You think I didn't hear you? You have accomplices too." Officer Wang decided to raise the price on the spot. The other party was no good, so there was no need to be polite.
Lin Xiaozhe was very happy; he liked this kind of outrageous request and gave him another 500,000.
One million has been credited to my account.
Officer Wang was secretly pleased. This money came so easily; people like this deserve to be made to spit out all their ill-gotten gains.
I guess I did something good.
"One million? That's not enough. You've got a lot of lives on your hands. If you don't want me to send the police to arrest you, then please do me a favor."
"Fine, fine, fine, I guess I'm just unlucky." The person on the other end seemed a little angry.
Fifty million has been received.
When Officer Wang saw the back door suddenly open, he felt dizzy and as if he were dreaming.
Fifty million?
Just how many evil deeds has this person committed?
He used 50 million to shut himself up.
He must have encountered some truly wicked person.
"Officer Wang, is everything alright now? One million for one life. Including me and my brother, I've killed fifty people so far. Is that enough?"
"Okay, okay." At this point, Officer Wang's voice sounded a little weak.
The people on the other side are truly vicious and ruthless.
He must have made a fortune from the murder and robbery, otherwise he wouldn't have so readily handed over 50 million.
Officer Wang wanted to hang up the phone immediately.
"Well, I understand your situation. I won't investigate you anymore, and I've also canceled the arrest warrant for you. Goodbye."
Just as Officer Wang was about to leave, he heard the door being pushed open again, followed by a girl crying and a man laughing excitedly.
"Brother, we also found a little girl in the attic. She looks to be under ten years old. How about we send her to your room tonight?"
"Hey, not bad for you! Take me to my room, strip me naked and wash me clean, so I can have a good night's sleep..."
"Stop! You bastard! Help! Help! Someone come quick!"
"Bang."
"Thump."
"Damn it, the big brother's still hot, why don't we eat it while it's hot..."
"Smack!"
Another slap.
"Don't you fucking kill people so easily. You wiped out an entire family of thirteen. Drag them out and bury them. You're a useless piece of trash who only knows how to eat. You can't do anything right."
There was a lot of cursing going on across the street, and then the door opened again, and a dozen men and women with various accents and intonations came in.
"Big brother."
"Big brother."
"Boss."
"Brother Lin, we're back."
Officer Wang: "???"
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