Chapter 307 Extra 26 Raising a Child
Yi Hongxing's day starts with a cup of strong tea.
After finally getting a day off, Yi Hongxing slowly brewed a cup of jasmine tea for himself. Smelling the fragrance of jasmine, even though it was snowing heavily outside, Yi Hongxing felt as if he was in a warm spring.
Jiang Yinxi is going out to participate in a medical exchange and will be away for half a month. Yi Hongxing thought comfortably: My wife is not at home, so I can lie down and do nothing!
In this comfortable situation, Yi Hongxing looked at the cubs who were released into the snow early in the morning with an indifferent expression.
Isn't it just rolling in the snow and getting covered in mud? Relax, I won't be doing their laundry anyway, so either wash it yourself or leave it dirty!
Isn't it just a matter of playing snowballs and getting a fever? Relax, they're elementary school kids. If they have a fever, just take them to the hospital and teach them a lesson.
Yi Hongxing took a sip of green tea with the aroma of jasmine and sighed deeply: This is life!
However, this little devil of life had no intention of letting Yi Hongxing go.
Not long after, before I even finished listening to the morning news on the radio, the neighbor's aunt came up with her little devil.
"Professor Yi, you should also take care of your kids! I came back from buying groceries, and wow, they threw a snowball at me and almost sent me flying!" The old lady said, showing her basket: "Look! They hit me all over, it's all covered in mud!"
Yi Hongxing closed his eyes in pain, opened them after two seconds, and took a ruler from the door and gave it to the aunt.
"What are you doing?" The aunt asked in confusion when she saw Yi Hongxing's actions.
Yi Hongxing handed over the ruler: "The child is too naughty. It must be because he has not been disciplined enough. Here is the ruler. Go ahead and spank him!"
The aunt was speechless: "This is your child, what's the point of me teaching him a lesson?!"
"That's what you said," Yi Hongxing replied, "It's because their families don't educate them well that people in society will educate them well."
The neighbor lady looked at Yi Hongxing strangely, handed the child to Yi Hongxing, and muttered softly, "I don't think society has done much to educate children." Then she said to Yi Hongxing, "You can educate yourselves, child. I have to hurry home to make soup!"
Yi Hongxing carried the little mud monkey away with disdain and said to the child, "You're lucky this time. If you don't learn your lesson, I'll really teach you a lesson!"
After having more children in the family, the most painful thing for Yi Hongxing was attending parent-teacher meetings.
If all the children were good little angels, this would be a sweet worry, but if all the children were shrimps...
What Yi Hongxing is worried about is which child is a little better and can make him less embarrassed.
certainly,
Yi Hongxing didn't have to hold a parent-teacher meeting for his three children. After all, Yuanbao's biological father already had one. He could give one to Tian Guangqian, one to his wife, and one for himself, which was just right.
Don’t ask why there are three parents. The reason is that 冂冂 and 口口 are not in the same class.
After years of training and comparison, Yi Hongxing felt that his son might be less mischievous, so he always rushed to hold parent-teacher meetings for his son. He asked his wife to attend the parent-teacher meetings on the grounds that they were of the same gender, and asked Tian Guang to attend the parent-teacher meetings on the grounds that his uncle also had to contribute.
But Yi Hongxing never expected that these children would work together.
"Tell your parents how the fight started?" the teacher said, nodding to several parents.
Tian Mihu was the first to say, "Three of them are fighting for one! I'll go help!"
Yi Hongxing thought: Nothing wrong!
冂冂 continued, "They want to take off Koukou's pants to see his little dick!"
Yi Hongxing looked at the boys and his pupils trembled.
Several boys said confidently: "He never goes to the bathroom with everyone! It must be a girl!"
"No?" Yi Hongxing didn't understand. "If you think he's a girl and you want to take off his pants, isn't that just being a hooligan?"
As soon as Yi Hongxing said this, the parents who had been clamoring to make Yi Hongxing's children pay the price for their children being beaten immediately became like old hens with their necks strangled, and fell silent.
The teacher tried to smooth things over: "These are just children joking, not as serious as hooliganism."
Yi Hongxing raised his eyes and said, "Whether it's serious or not, let's leave it to the professionals to judge. Call the police!"
The teacher turned to Tian Guangqian, who was attending a parent-teacher conference for Koukou, and asked, "Koukou's parents, what do you think?"
Tian Guangqian couldn't help but smile and asked, "Don't you know that these three children are from the same family?"
Tian Guangqian pointed at Tian Mihu and said, "My nephew." He then pointed at Tian 冂冂 and said, "My niece." He then pointed at Zhou Koukou and said, "My nephew."
After the introduction, Tian Guangqian smiled and said, "Call the police."
The teacher looked pale.
After leaving the police station, Tian Guangqian lectured Koukou: "If someone pulls your pants down, can't you fight back? Do you need your sister's help?"
Koukou looked unconvinced: "Then I have to grab my pants with both hands. How can I fight?"
Tian Guangqian: Good question!
Knowing that he had misunderstood Koukou, Tian Guangqian apologized promptly: "I didn't think of that. I'm sorry."
"Just let them stay in the Public Security Bureau?" Jiang Yinxi asked.
"When they were young, they stole needles, and when they grew up, they stole gold. We can't let these little hooligans go unpunished just because they are young. Besides, I wouldn't feel any pain even if they were locked up for a day!" said Yi Hongxing.
Jiang Yinxi also felt relieved and didn't say anything more.
Yi Hongxing finished taking care of the children and was ready to ask Zhou Koukou, "Why don't you ever go to the bathroom in front of everyone?"
Zhou Koukou said with disgust: "They will piss each other."
"Huh~" Jiang Yinxi and Tian Xiaoxiao both showed disgusted expressions. How could boys be like this!
Thinking about this, Jiang Yinxi suddenly thought of something and asked her son Tian Mihu, "You haven't done something like this before, have you?" Aren't there a lot of urine-stained clothes at home that haven't been washed? As a doctor, Jiang Yinxi, who is a bit of a germaphobe, couldn't stand it.
Tian Mihu comforted his mother: "I'm not an eight-year-old child. I won't do such a thing."
"So you really did it when you were eight years old?!" Jiang Yinxi was desperate.
Tian Mihu looked up at the sky and down at the ground, but not at his mother, saying, "I'm very careful. I'm always the winner, so I'm not dirty."
Jiang Yinxi grabbed Tian Mihu's ear and said, "Go home and explain everything clearly!"
Koukou couldn't help but chuckle.
冂冂 jumped three feet away: "Stay away from me!"
Koukou couldn't help but explain: "I didn't!"
Koukou was worried: "Who knows!"
After saying this, Xiaoxiao said, "No! I'm going to tell all the girls in the class! We can't get close to the boys anymore! They're too dirty!"
Looking at my sister like this, I said with a bad taste: "Do you know that they don't even wash their hands after using the toilet?"
"Oh my god!" Xiaoxiao couldn't stand it anymore: "I will never touch hands with them!"
"But you have to collect the homework." Zhou Koukou said, "After they go to the bathroom, they will take out the homework and hand it in to the group leaders."
The expression on 冂冂's face was very interesting.
Koukou comforted her sister, "It's okay. At least we don't get to eat at school. Last time, I saw the teacher eating while correcting homework!"
The teacher who followed him out of the Public Security Bureau said: "I just... have mixed feelings."
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