Chapter 310 Extra 29 Tucao Contest (including forum style)
Academician Yi is really surfing 5G.
A post suddenly appeared in the Rabbit Zone of a well-known anonymous pink forum.
Original poster: I won’t tell you who posted the photo on Weibo that she copied.
First floor: Hahaha, Academician Yi is an internet-addicted girl, confirmed!
2nd floor: This is because there was no Internet back then, otherwise the country might have lost an academician.
Floor 3: On the second floor, you have taken away all the food for the giant panda.
Floor 4: I guess the poster must have been called out!
5th Floor: But it’s not a good thing for Academician Yi to turn over the card. She is so mean!
6th Floor: Vulnerable and Cold Star
Floor 7: Yi Hanxing is so mean, she should participate in the Tucao competition!
Floor 8: Hehe, I’m an insider in the industry, do you know that Tucao really invited Academician Yi!
9th Floor: Is this true? Looking forward to it!
10th Floor: It’s impossible for the academician to agree to this, right?
11th Floor: Exactly! Academicians still have their own style. How could they possibly appear on variety shows like popular stars?
12th floor: Haha, the 8th floor is definitely fake
13th Floor: Exactly! Academician Yi is already old, how could he still be on a variety show?
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156th Floor: Family, what did I see! Academician Yi actually agreed to participate in the Tucao Contest!
157th Floor: !!!!!!
Yi Hanxing didn't want to participate in variety shows at the beginning.
I am at this age, a respected senior, and I am not short of money. Why should I participate in variety shows?
But everyone says she shouldn't be on a variety show at her age...
Yi Hanxing, who has always been rebellious and doesn't want to be bound by age, said: I'm going to go ahead!
Yi Hanxing's decision to appear on the show surprised and delighted the entire production team.
What was surprising was that everyone just casually invited the academician, but she actually came?
Fortunately, we have such a popular and talked-about academician. The ratings are stable and investment attraction can be improved.
Under such circumstances, Yi Hanxing stepped onto the stage of the Tucao Contest.
Because of the confidentiality agreement, the audience didn't know Yi Hanxing had returned that day until she came on stage. When they heard the host's introduction, their jaws dropped to the ground.
"The next contestant is Academician Yi Hanxing, the ever-young academic who is the best at telling jokes in our scientific research community, the best at conducting research in the joke world!"
Listening to the host's shameful introduction, Yi Hanxing stepped onto the stage.
The host hurried over to help, and Yi Hanxing waved his hand to indicate that he could do it.
Before the competition, there was a customary interview, and the host asked, "How old is Academician Yi this year?"
Yi Hanxing smiled: "Don't you know that a woman's age is always a secret? Unfortunately, my secrets are all in the encyclopedia."
Upon hearing this, the host said, "Academician Yi got into the groove so quickly."
Yi Hanxing waved his hands proudly: "This is not getting into the state, this is my daily routine."
When this episode was broadcast, comments were made one after another.
[Laughing to death, you think I'm telling a joke, but I'm a funny person]
【Natural, everyday state】
[As expected of a famous joke-telling scientist]
After hearing Yi Hanxing's words, the host said, "Then let me reveal your age?"
Yi Hanxing made a gesture to indicate that he was welcome to go ahead.
The host said, "Teacher Yi is eighty-seven years old this year. Although he looks very young, he is indeed the oldest person on our stage."
"Even though it looks like it, I am the oldest person on this stage." Yi Hanxing added.
The host laughed: "I believe you really enjoy debating on a daily basis."
Yi Hanxing is very self-aware: "Actually, there's no need to be so tactful." When he's fully fired up, even his parents can't help but take off their shoes and want to beat him.
The host continued at the right moment: "I heard that Mr. Yi's prepared topic for the roast is 'The Internet is a Lawless Place'. I believe the audience and we will all be very curious. Please show us how it will be done."
Yi Hanxing nodded and said, "Then I will naturally show you all my world."
"Minecraft" happened to be the most popular game from scratch at the time. After being pointed out by Yi Hanxing, it seemed as if everything was connected.
[The old lady who saved my life is so trendy]
[5G surfing confirmed, it's not a junior using her account]
Yi Hanxing naturally began his own presentation.
"Before I came here, I saw someone on some forum posting something about me possibly participating in the competition. Then someone said, 'Letting an old lady of this age be on the show? It's impossible. The original poster was making it up.'"
"After hearing what everyone said, I thought, hey, I have to go on the show and show you how colorful older people are."
Yi Hanxing continued to offer his opinion, "But after I actually signed, I started to wonder if all this information was just a scam hired by the production team to hype the show. By taking it seriously, I've ended up sending it to them."
As soon as Yi Hanxing said this, the audience burst into laughter.
The comments after the show were also hilarious.
[Hahaha, you really understand how the show works! ]
[The program team's reverse operation is OK]
In the show, Yi Hanxing is still going on.
“Many people
They say I, at my age, don't have the dignity of a scientist at all, and am just a comedian. Yi Hanxing said, "I thought to myself, if I'm not a scientist, then I'm not a comedian anymore, right?"
The audience below burst into laughter.
Yi Hanxing added, "I thought about it later and realized I'm not. Because out of respect for my age and the courage to be myself, they will definitely call me - Funny Grandma."
The audience burst into laughter again.
"So you see, doing scientific research can make people younger. After all, if I don't have a hot enough identity, I'll have to rely on my age to get on the trending search."
The barrage went crazy at this time, filling up the entire screen.
【Hahahaha, you know too much! 】
【If you don't focus on your career, you're just a funny grandma! 】
[I laughed so hard my dog thought I was seriously ill]
My cat's eyes are no longer looking at me right.
[Those with cats and dogs are showing off]
"Some people on Weibo said I was being mean, and I thought to myself, how can you blame me? After all, I'm just a straightforward and funny grandma."
"These days, the truth is the hardest to hear, and honest advice can be detrimental to one's health."
[Hahaha, what a good thing for illness. Many netizens do have some serious illnesses.]
[This disease is probably called "feeling uncomfortable if you don't get criticized"]
"The two most common problems that netizens on my Weibo posts suffer from are the uselessness of studying and the love-crazy mentality."
"I don't understand why you say studying is useless. You should find a successful illiterate person on Weibo and use him as a role model. Why are you working under a PhD like me? Oh, an illiterate person can't use Weibo? That's fine."
"A lot of people would say that even though xx went to college, he's not doing any better than me, a junior high school graduate. But kid, you've already graduated from junior high school! A hundred years ago, you'd be considered an intellectual! One of the smartest people in the entire village. It's only because the country has made compulsory education universal that your level of understanding is evident."
【Hahaha, how mean! 】
[That's right! If you can't read, you can't even use Weibo, so why are you saying that studying is useless?]
[Hahaha thanks to compulsory education people can see how stupid you are]
"People who think studying is useless often use me as evidence. I studied the courses seriously, but my grades were just average. But I taught myself programming casually, and became an industry expert."
At this point, Yi Hanxing sighed dramatically: "But haven't you ever thought that this is because I'm an internet addict, oh no, an internet addict girl?"
[Hahaha, this is a coherent whole. Grandma’s manuscript has something to offer.]
[Hahaha, serious nonsense. When she was doing research, she had no idea that the Internet would be used for entertainment.]
Yi Hanxing: I really know, thank you!
"There is a disease that I have never understood, called love.
Love the brain.
"Some netizens have suggested that love addiction should be included in medical insurance as a disease, but I personally disagree."
"Everyone works hard to pay for medical insurance, and the operating pressure is already very high. Let's not waste it."
【Hahahaha don’t waste it】
[You're right, you're not worthy of a love-brained person! ]
"Many girls come to my Weibo and make wishes, hoping to be together forever like Academician Zhou and I. I have no problem with these girls who long for beautiful love. The only problem is, can you please stop sharing your love stories?"
"Some stories are really hard to bear. The more you think about them, the more angry you get. Take a step back and get breast hyperplasia! Grandma, I'm so old and my blood vessels are not good, don't stimulate me."
"Why are you afraid of your long-distance boyfriend breaking up? If you agree to let him find another one locally, then I'm asking you if you agree with the one he wants to find?"
"What do you mean by shaving 30 points off your college entrance exam answer sheet just to get into the same school as your boyfriend? I'm wondering, if he doesn't get into university, will you give up taking the college entrance exam?"
"Is it possible that I've spent all my years of work and savings on my boyfriend's gambling debts?... I'm just asking if the workers in impoverished areas can show some courage.
"Just deduct some of the donations from these people! After all, they're donated to give the children some meat, eggs, and milk!"
[Hahahaha, it’s still our familiar grandma who’ll criticize you, so just criticize her more]
[The love-brain thing is something I can never understand in my lifetime.]
[That's right! Do you agree to him finding a local girl? Have you asked her and she agrees?!]
[It's great that you saved 30 points on your college entrance exam! Why do you even need to take the college entrance exam?]
[She took the college entrance exam to find a job and pay off her gambling debts! Doghead.jpg]
If you have that much compassion, why donate to gamblers? Wouldn't it be better to donate to children in the mountains?
As expected, Yi Hanxing's variety show video once again became a hot topic.
Academician Yi is really surfing 5G.
Floor 294: Yi Hanxing is really a woman who lives on the hot search list!
295th floor: The academician's criticism makes me feel refreshed
296th Floor: Let’s just say! We suggest that love-brain should be listed as a terminal illness
Floor 297: The theory that studying is useless is so stupid and bad!
Floor 298: I’m forwarding this to my love-brained sister!
Floor 299: Love it!
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