Chapter 92 Tiger's Elegant Cat Mama?! (4K words)



Chapter 92 Tiger's Grace · Cat Mama?! (4K words)

Lu Yuan remained silent and watched the performance of his "comrades" quietly.

The "comrade" seemed a little embarrassed and explained: "It feels so good to be able to speak, to have a body, and to be able to move."

It started scratching again, and various parts fell to the ground again.

Lu Yuan: ...

What's wrong with this guy?

He cleared his throat: "Who are you?"

"I am... Dada..."

Lu Yuan picked up the wire-like thing, connected it back, and then held it down to prevent it from scratching.

"I am an artificial intelligence. As for who I am... I... don't have a name."

"My goal is to defeat the 'devil' until the day I am no longer useful."

"So you're a robot?"

"According to the standards of general civilization, it is like this, but I am not a robot in the pure sense. My superpowers are diamond and adsorption... As for this language, it comes with the speaker, not my ability."

"King Kong is a divine skill that makes me very difficult to destroy."

"Absorption is also a divine skill that allows me to stick to the target forever. It will never be able to get rid of me. So, I entangled that terrible demon."

Lu Yuan's cerebral cortex began to become highly active.

A talking, intelligent robot. Although it's not a girl, it can talk! It can talk!

Can talk!!!

How long has it been since he had anyone to talk to?

All of a sudden, my mind became active.

But his expression remained tense, trying to calm his heart that was about to jump out of his throat, and he looked for loopholes in the other party's words: "I see, but can artificial intelligence also use superpowers?"

"As far as I know, the source of superpowers is psychic energy. Do machines have minds, too?"

The little ball rolled on the ground. "Is this important, comrade?"

Lu Yuan said seriously: "Of course it is important... You destroyed my precious instrument. According to the laws of my civilization, you have committed theft and are already a prisoner of my civilization."

The pile of cat-shaped parts were shaking wildly, as if trying to escape.

Lu Yuan straightened up and said, "How about this, as long as you tell me the answer, I will give you this speaker, and I will not hold you responsible for destroying my treasure. It's a reasonable deal, right?"

The cat-shaped trash was silent for a moment, then replied, "My intelligence core comes from a part of the brain of the strongest warrior of my civilization. It is a biological brain formed after undergoing silicon-based transformation through a mechanical neural network, so it is somewhere between life and non-life."

"So I can use my abilities from my previous life, but I can't practice or evolve."

Biological brain, what a high-sounding term, it is worthy of being a civilization that can fight against the "devil".

"What's the name of that soldier?"

Cat-shaped trash said: "Tiger's Grace·Empire's God of War·Newborn East Dawn·Extraordinary Patron·Billionaire·Member of the High Council·Cat Mama."

"Wha...what?" Lu Yuan was confused by the name. He could only understand it as a translation problem.

"According to my civilized etiquette, adding the honors I have received in front can help build my image the fastest."

"Warrior, your name and honor?"

Lu Yuan was silent for a long time, then said solemnly and seriously: "The pioneer of the era, the hunter of demons, the only eternal leader of the 18th human civilization, worth countless, Lu Yuan."

"Hello, the supreme and only eternal leader of the 18th human civilization." The cat-shaped garbage trembled wildly and twitched like a man with epilepsy, and the metals made a clanging sound.

The supreme and only eternal leader? That's quite impressive! "Just call me Lu Yuan, you're welcome. Could you please restrain yourself for a moment? Why are you acting so crazy?" Lu Yuan couldn't hold it in any longer.

The cat-shaped trash twitched and said, "My current behavior pattern is inherited from that warrior. The tickling action will bring a feeling of 'I am still alive', which can be understood as an AI defect."

"I haven't scratched my itch for a long time. The AI's defects have accumulated for too long, so I have to compensate for them all at once. It will probably take about 1.2 years of twitching."

???

Lu Yuan's mind was full of question marks.

"My current form is a smaller version of that warrior."

"Tiger's Grace, Cat Mama, is at least three or four meters long. It is a very strong warrior."

So it's a tiger warrior? Also called Cat Mama? "Okay, I roughly understand. Then what is the extraordinary level of that warrior?" Lu Yuan wanted to know the combat power of the past civilization.

"I don't remember, the database is mostly damaged. But the demons back then seemed much stronger than they are now... What... What was the name of this suppressed demon?!"

Lu Yuan was silent, and then said, "It's called poop."

"So it's called poop... I remember it now, it's true, I have some impression of it!" Cat-shaped trash made an expression of sudden enlightenment, "We actually defeated the demon of poop!"

"Comrades, we really won! I am still a little bit in disbelief, really, comrades!"

Lu Yuan couldn't help but tremble his body. He instinctively wanted to cover his eyes, but he was afraid of affecting his image, so he forced himself to put down his hand that was raised in the air.

What level of artificial intelligence is this?

What am I talking to? Is it crazy, or am I?

How should I spend the rest of my life? "What do you remember? The database was cleared?" He pursed his lips and straightened his body, which made him look like a serious leader in the company.

"I still remember... Warrior, have you mated today?" The cat-shaped garbage pile said a strange sentence.

"What...what?" Lu Yuan tried his best to maintain a dignified appearance.

The cat-shaped trash shook twice: "In my civilization, there are 182 genders. When different genders meet, mating is a social etiquette, as simple as eating and drinking."

"So this sentence is a polite greeting... and it is also the most profound thing in my memory."

I see……

Lu Yuan exhaled a breath of foul air from his chest and said seriously: "As a powerful warrior like me, of course I mate."

Cat Garbage shuddered. "That's good, comrade. I'm relieved because I didn't mate... With my huge reproductive capacity, has my civilization conquered Pangu Continent? By the way, what is my civilization? What era is it now?"

Lu Yuan turned his head and looked into the distance.

Good guy, really good guy.

These few words almost knocked him down.

He walked over and patted the cat-shaped trash gently: "Comrade, if you are sad, don't keep it in your heart, you can tell me."

Cat-shaped trash: "I don't have any emotions myself. I'm just a robot. Comrade, tell the truth."

Lu Yuan said: "It is already the Ninth Era... The Ninth Era, it is almost the eighth month. Do you understand what this means? Your civilization is definitely not in the Ninth Era, right?"

The cat-shaped garbage trembled violently, and then all the parts collapsed, and it fell into silence for a long time.

Finally, it let out a sad "Meow~~!!"

This sad and mournful wail makes those who hear it sad and brings tears to their eyes.

The old wolf was startled and roared angrily, "Ah! Ah!"

The scene was indeed pitiful.

Civilization is gone, and only a dull artificial intelligence exists in the world, fighting the terrifying demon until the last moment... If Lu Yuan hadn't taken action, it would have continued to fight.

"Lu Yuan, I just violated the laws of robotics and my thinking malfunctioned. So my system was reset. I'm sorry." The cat-shaped garbage once again uttered a weird sentence.

It is also possible that it is this protective mechanism that allows it to endure everything, stick to the "devil", and keep making the "da da da" warning sound.

So, Lu Yuan, who was shocked, hugged the cat-shaped garbage affectionately again.

"It doesn't matter."

"Comrade...you seem very sad."

Lu Yuan spoke his true feelings: "Actually, I don't have a mate."

"How pitiful." The cat-shaped trash said sadly, "If you are sad, don't keep it in your heart, you can tell me. After all, we are comrades."

Lu Yuan always felt that this sentence was a little familiar.

Then I slapped my forehead and thought, isn’t this what I just said?

Damn it, my sympathy for this guy was in vain. Morals really can’t be too high.

He immediately showed no emotion: "From now on, I'll call you Cat Mama."

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

"No, the great cat Mama is dead... I'm just an artificial intelligence, I can't take over your place." The cat-shaped trash rejected this name that represented some kind of destiny.

"How about this, I call you Old Cat, okay?" Lu Yuan was a man without imagination.

"I accept this proposal." The cat-shaped trash said, "Comrade, can you help me make a body?"

"Of course."

The cat-shaped trash began to mutter quietly: "This human only has one hand. Can he really make a body for me? Does he have this ability? Is he a boaster? Should I not question my comrades? Will we get along well in the future?"

"Wait, we actually teamed up to defeat a demon!"

"What does this mean? It means we defeated a demon! Hahahaha, damn demon! Someone will always take care of you!"

"What did you say?"

The big cat found out that Lu Yuan was listening and immediately collapsed, a little embarrassed: "I'm sorry, I just accidentally said what was going on in the background."

"I will now restart the system and correct this error."

???

The corner of Lu Yuan's mouth twitched, and he quickly constructed a new image of this artificial intelligence with a serious brain disease...

Damn it, I can’t help it anymore, I have to cover my old face!

Kick it away!

Just like that, Lu Yuan lost a communicator, but picked up the first thing that could speak in Pangu Continent.

An artificial intelligence with a big brain is a problem.

But can talk!

Can speak!

How good is it to not have to talk to yourself? It's just like the feeling of being liberated after the college entrance examination, and having a passionate battle with my classmates in the Internet cafe for three days and three nights!

The most lackey in the underworld, Laolang, has fallen out of favor. He is very jealous and doesn't know what his master is talking about all day long.

And this garbage cat is actually a chatterbox with a strong desire to communicate.

"Comrade, I am really miserable. During the long battle, I even forgot the name of that demon... Is it really called the Demon of Poop? I have my doubts. Are you lying to me?"

"Comrade, the great cat Mama once said that when you look at the opposite sex, look into its eyes first. If it doesn't look at you, then you can admire its reproductive organs openly."

"Can you be a little more elegant?" Lu Yuan asked.

Cat-shaped trash, no self-awareness: "Of course, I am a noble artificial intelligence. Even in my civilization, I am still elegant and noble."

The two sides talked for the entire night, their tongues were so full that they couldn't stop at all!

Both sides have tragic pasts, and...tragic futures.

So after the initial simple contact, they found each other's weaknesses and developed a common language.

But for some reason, the real harmony only lasted for three days? The way male humans and machines get along is... to attack each other! Instead of comforting each other.

That morning, an old metal cat was twisting and turning outside the door, making a squeaking sound.

The tail made of iron chain swung back and forth like a slippery loach.

This is the body that Lu Yuan put together simply using parts he found in the garbage dump. Since it's all rusty garbage, it makes a creaking sound when it moves.

But at least it didn’t fall apart right away—a veritable junk cat.

The first thing it said was: "Lu Yuan, pink sweater, is it your hobby? Why? I can't understand."

Lu Yuan was caught in the sore spot and pretended to be fine: "Our culture is different from yours. We humans need to wear clothes, but you don't..."

"By the way, from today on, please help me keep track of time."

He launched a brutal mental attack!

Why? Because it is now the Ninth Era, and recording time means that it has to realize that its civilization is gone.

Don't run away!

The cat stopped twisting and kept scratching its head. A screw on its head flew out with a "clang".

But the speaker inside it was still speaking: "When will you set out and return to the human world?"

It also launches a fierce mental attack.

Lu Yuan inserted his fingers into his hair, regretting having said so much to it, but his aura remained undiminished: "Humanity has long been conquered by your civilization. By the way, what civilization is yours?"

The cat's tail also fell off.

This is its pain point. It doesn't even remember which civilization it belongs to. It's really tragic.

It just said: "Lu Yuan, the great cat Mama once said: Bullying the mentally retarded is not a hero."

I have to admit that as a combat robot, its verbal taunting ability is indeed at its maximum.

Lu Yuan, who was hit hard, rushed over and hugged the pile of garbage affectionately: "The great cat Mama once said, old wolf, bite it!"

The old wolf roared and launched a charge. The Doraemon was pinned down and couldn't move, with its body parts flying all over the ground.

"Comrade, how could you let the dog bite me?"

"This is its deep love for you~"

The old wolf bit harder after receiving the praise. With a mouth full of rust, he looked like a werewolf that had sucked blood.

(New important character, please give me a monthly ticket!) (End of this chapter)


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