Chapter 255: The mother-in-law was silent after reading it, and the daughter-in-law forwarded it after reading it!
Old Wei: “?”
At first he thought there was a bug in the platform because so many gadgets with strange names appeared at once.
But out of curiosity, he clicked on a few trial links.
As a result, five minutes later, the corners of his mouth twitched and he became depressed?
"What the hell is this..."
He originally planned to write an article [Recommendations for new games on the Deep Blue platform in June].
As a result, when he clicked on the first game "Public Toilet Manager", he thought it was a business simulation.
result,
The first level required him to deal with three full stalls, two emotionally out-of-control customers, and a drunk man hiding in the toilet smoking and refusing to leave within five minutes.
The "air quality bar" alone almost suffocated him.
When I clicked on the second game, "Sales Life", I thought it was a development game.
As a result, my goodness,
This is a game where you can live your life to the fullest and make money first!
The protagonist is an "18th-tier anchor who failed to transform" and switched from being an unknown variety show host to live streaming.
There is only one goal in the game, which is to use every possible means to get money from the live broadcast audience!
There is no limit to the methods, you can use whatever you want: playing pitiful, pretending to be missing, creating a persona, hyping up couples, riding on the trending searches, playing the victim again, going crazy to rush the charts, emotional blackmail...
Starting from scratch in live streaming and selling goods, all numbers are related to the audience's tips.
Then I clicked on "Reverse Drift Race", and the graphics were quite exciting. It's a racing theme, so it's finally something normal, right?
As a result, the game starts with a prompt: All operation logic has been reversed, please respect yourself
“Left is right, and right is hitting the wall.”
"Release the accelerator to accelerate, and press the brake to take off."
In less than three minutes, he had already been spinning in circles and hit six billboards at the same time.
He sat in the chair, his whole body in an inexplicable state of hypotension.
"Why is the quality of new games like this lately?"
"I'm completely dumbfounded."
"I used to say Deep Blue's review was lax, but I didn't believe it... This is way too lax!"
Lao Wei couldn't help but post a complaint on the forum:
[Has the quality of DeepBlue games been declining lately? What the heck is this...?]
Soon, Lao Wei discovered that he was not the only one who thought so. In the forum of the Deep Blue Community,
Other players have expressed their opinions.
"I just finished playing 'Selling Life' and the anchor started coughing up blood and playing the victim two minutes into the show. The livestream went viral!"
"These games are getting more ridiculous than the last!"
"Why, has some review suddenly been relaxed?"
The more Old Wei watched, the more annoyed he became, muttering to himself:
"What's wrong with developers nowadays?"
But just when he was about to quit the platform with full of complaints,
My eyes fell on the game with a strange name and a crying baby face icon:
Dehua's Week.
He somehow clicked in.
This game is tacky and unattractive, which should be normal!
But after clicking on it, he felt like he was frozen in place.
The opening animation doesn't have many pictures, just a narration:
"You are a temporary childcare worker, Dehua. The parents pay you 2,000 yuan to look after a one-year-and-eight-month-old boy for a week."
"Mission objective: Accompany the child to survive for seven days."
"Task description: The baby has a temper, cries, eats batteries, poops in pants, rips curtains, pulls cats' tails, and stuffs remote controls in its mouth..."
"Mission failed: The baby's health value/emotion value is arbitrarily zero."
"Additional instructions: No meltdowns, no hitting of children."
Then the game screen changed.
Lao Wei randomly chose a room to start the game.
Room.
Sofas, water dispensers, induction cookers, curtains, remote controls, nail clippers... the environment is full of hidden dangers at first glance.
The kid in the one-piece bear suit was grinning at him innocently.
The next second, the child suddenly rushed to the water dispenser and tried to pull out the power cord.
Lao Wei: “?!?”
I dragged him back in a hurry, and just finished comforting him,
I saw the kid holding his hands and screaming "Ahhh" while rubbing against his legs with a look of grievance on his face.
"Okay, okay, a hug, right? Come on!"
The baby was quiet for a few seconds.
Then, Lao Wei turned on the TV to show cartoons to the child.
The baby didn't watch, but held on to the remote control tightly, and while watching TV, he pulled the diaper off his butt... Then, he laughed and peed all over the sofa.
"I……"
Old Wei's scalp was already tingling.
Then, there are all kinds of crash experiences.
I have diarrhea.
Make complementary food,
Old Wei, with his hair disheveled, pointed at the screen with anger and shouted:
"Why are you crying again? What's wrong with you?!"
"Are you hungry? No, you just ate..."
"Are you sleepy? You just pooped and you're so energetic..."
"You just want to mess with me, don't you?!"
The baby responded with a "Wow..."
Next, various crying sounds were heard in the game.
Lao Wei felt that he couldn't bear it any longer.
Three pop-up windows appeared in succession, and the system coldly prompted:
[Please note: beating your child will result in failure]
"I didn't hit him! He almost hit me!!"
Lao Wei had only played for more than twenty minutes when sweat started to form on his forehead.
A full twenty minutes.
He is an old man in his thirties who has survived several industry downturns. Sitting in front of the computer, he is tense all over because of a virtual baby.
He never thought that a game could give him the experience of "immersive madness".
This is no longer "playing the game" but "being played by the game".
"Who can get through this? Who can handle this?"
Soon, the game finally ended on the fourth night. The baby had a fever and his emotional value was reset to zero, triggering the [send to the hospital ending].
A big summary pops up on the screen:
You failed!
[You are a hard-working temporary childcare worker, but unfortunately, you are not suitable for this job.]
[It is recommended to try learning "Empathetic Parenting Theory", understanding "Baby Language", "Baby Health Open Class", "Making Supplementary Food at Home", "Parenting Encyclopedia Guide"... and challenge yourself again]
【Good luck. 】
…
Old Wei sat in the chair, staring at the screen blankly.
After exiting the game, he was stunned for a few seconds and then sent the link directly to his mother.
"Mom, don't you say every day that I'm not sensible and don't want to get married?"
"Come on, finish this game before you talk to me."
"Please stop urging me to get married before I pass the level!"
The comment section of this game is also very lively.
"@All the elders, finish this before talking about having a baby!"
"The mother-in-law was silent after reading it, and the daughter-in-law forwarded it with one click"
"The National Marriage Examination Recommendation recommends including this game in the evaluation..."
"My boyfriend went silent on the third day and asked me if I still wanted to get married!"
"Could the developers of this game please release a 'Three-Baby Edition'? I want to give it to my mother-in-law!"
"I'm sorry, my mom, my sister, all mothers, I really didn't understand you before..."
"My sister played for half an hour and suddenly placed an order for two boxes of diapers for my nephew."
…
At the same time, there is more than just Lao Wei on the Deep Blue platform.
Many players have begun to come into contact with these sudden games.
"What's going on with Deep Blue lately? Everyone's going crazy playing mini-games, they're starting to question life!"
"Baby-raising simulations, mental torture, couples fighting, streamers playing the victim, toilet survival... are you guys a group doing this prank?"
"Someone tell me, is this some kind of event? Why is every game like the ultimate psychological challenge version?"
"I played Dehua's Week and it immediately dawned on me that it's impossible for me to have a baby in this lifetime."
"My mom played with it for a while, saying I was even more outrageous when I was a kid, and then she quietly transferred three thousand yuan to me."
"I also played Dehua's Week, and I strongly recommend playing it together with Not Only Sunny Days!"
“…”
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