Chapter 276: Go up to the cabin! Go up to the cabin!
The live broadcast room barrage has exploded:
This isn't a rating, it's a eulogy.
Your mechas give me the illusion that art should be banned from the battlefield.
"Please never try so hard again," the system's complaints are so toxic to me.
This is not a failure, it is a great failure
[I told you, these two are not suitable for using cold weapons at all]
Your fight reminds me of my dad getting drunk and fighting with our electric scooter.
…
Qiao Qiao rubbed his forehead, was silent for a while, and then said softly:
"I wonder if this game is biased against me."
Chen Luo nodded:
"Yes. Serious problem."
"Don't we usually cooperate well? Do you remember last week when we played "Misguided Flood" in duo queue? We used the avenue like drinking water."
"Yeah, in other games, we have such perfect chemistry that even our eyes can convey our tactical intentions."
"You hold a halberd in your hand that can drag people away. How can I move forward if I don't retreat?"
"Then you shouldn't have given me two left legs!"
Chen Luo closed his eyes and sighed:
"I don't want to either! These are the only two legs I can hold. I also want to create a bilaterally symmetrical Iron-Blooded God of War, but there's not enough time!"
"Forget about tactics, we haven't even mastered basic movements!"
"Then I reflect on myself. I shouldn't have been so fixated on appearance!"
"I thought this game was easy. I'm still trying to make a living!"
then,
They both said in unison:
“Maybe there’s something wrong with the game’s mechanics!”
Qiao Qiao carefully analyzed:
"First, the load-bearing mechanism is too harsh, and resource allocation is contradictory from the beginning."
"Secondly, the assembly time is short, so there is no time to figure out the structure and matching."
"Third, the dual-pilot system is too detailed. If the coordination is not good, it will collapse directly."
"fourth……"
"...the driver's mental state is unstable."
"you!!"
"I mean myself."
Chen Luo was silent for two seconds: "...That's the truth."
The two looked at each other.
Qiao Qiao said seriously: "We need to start over."
Chen Luo nodded: "Change the configuration, change the thinking, but don't change the partner."
Qiao Qiao: "Then I choose the spear again?"
Chen Luo: "No!"
Qiao Qiao: "Pick the shorter one!"
Chen Luo: "...at most 1.2 meters!"
Qiao Qiao: "Deal!"
Barrage of comments【???】:
Are you discussing tactics or the renovation budget?
[One second they're slamming each other, and the next they're forgiving each other. Am I screwed?]
[Changing partners is impossible, not in this lifetime]
…
Chen Luo took a deep breath and looked at the system prompt that popped up at the bottom of the screen:
【Do you want to restart the challenge? 】
【Do you want to save the current assembly structure? 】
He clicked [No] without hesitation.
What's the point of keeping this lame thing?
The screen flashed, and the two of them were refreshed in the wasteland assembly area.
Chen Luogang stood firm, took a deep breath, and his face was calm.
"This time, I'm going to do a serious maneuver."
Qiao Qiao: "You said the same thing last time."
"Last time it was a misunderstanding, this time I'm serious."
After saying that, Chen Luo quickly rushed to the scrap pile on the right, and his eyes suddenly lit up when he glanced at it.
“Found it!”
He rushed over and pulled out something that was half buried in the mud.
【Component: Old model all-terrain track set】
[Condition: Slightly rusted/Can be used as a replacement for legs]
[Attributes: Basic Movement +20 / Overload Tolerance +15 / Startup Stability +9]
Chen Luo's eyes lit up:
“Using your legs is too much trouble!”
“It’s much more convenient to use tracks!”
As he muttered, he skillfully carried the heavy section of track structure and ran towards the assembly platform.
"Although this thing is broken, it is really solid!"
On the other side, Qiao Qiao was also unambiguous.
She lowered her head and rummaged through a pile of broken blades and combat components. Suddenly, her eyes fixed.
"Hey, this one is pretty good."
She used her hands to pry apart the two armor plates that were stuck together, revealing a pair of short blades lying inside.
The blade is crescent-shaped, with a hook interface at the tail and a faint luster on the surface, like a remnant of past glory.
[Component: Slashing Blade - Blue Flow]
[Status: Damaged/Dual Wield/Fast Attack Speed/Medium Stability]
[P.S.: Cool!]
"Wow! This is so cool!"
Qiao Qiao's eyes lit up, this thing simply grew on her heart!
She carefully took the two knives out of the pile of metal, turned around and shouted:
"Chen Luo, I found a new weapon! And... dual wielding!"
"Is it stable?"
"More stable than you!"
"Then don't be complacent yet, let's see if you can pretend."
"Of course I can. I have a great sense of taste, so my choices must be logical!"
Qiao Qiao ran towards the assembly table holding two swords.
Turning around and taking two steps,
"Buzz buzz buzz!"
“Oh my god, it’s happening again!!!”
The familiar vibration sound came from the screen again, and a mechanical mosquito circled around his head, its green eyes glowing.
"Don't bother me! I'm really going to do it!"
Bang!
Jojo's character slapped the mosquito, causing it to explode on the spot, dropping a piece of small gear.
"Why is there this thing every time I pick up trash?"
"It's okay, just whip it away and it'll be over. Hurry up!"
"Okay! I'll go check and see if there are any extra components and bring back some bonus items!"
Chen Luo: "Don't be so fancy!"
Qiao Qiao: "If you don't want to do something fancy, then I'll do something shiny?"
As she said this, she plunged into the rubble on the left without looking back.
Chen Luo was just about to say "Be steady", but the next second he heard Qiao Qiao scream "Ouch".
"What did you do?"
"It's okay, I just stepped on a...what is this thing?"
She looked down at her feet and saw a tattered box with its opening tilted, revealing a dusty fan blade.
She carefully picked apart the metal fragments and pulled the entire object out of the mud.
It is an old electric fan-like device with rusty blades and a broken base.
[Component: Cooling auxiliary module · Convoluted type]
[Status: Unknown wind speed/Large noise/Can improve internal temperature regulation performance/A certain chance of increasing movement speed]
【Note: This is a serious electric fan】
Qiao Qiao's eyes lit up:
"I have to install this! It's so funny!"
At the same time, Chen Luo also found the target behind the container at the edge.
He carefully peeled away the iron sheet and dug out a carbon-black device from the wreckage of a collapsed transport plane.
【Component: Lithium-ion power battery (stable type)】
[Type: Core Component]
[Attributes: Increased energy capacity/weight increase]
【Condition: intact/temperature stable】
Chen Luo was excited on the spot:
"This time I'm really blessed with good luck!"
He rushed back holding the battery:
"Qiao Qiao! We found the battery! It can support the entire machine!"
"This stuff is much better than fuel!"
"Ah, you found such an awesome power source? That would be perfect for my equipment!"
As Qiao Qiao spoke, he found a string of colorful flowing atmosphere lights from the ruins nearby.
[Component: Non-combat decoration/colorful interior cabin atmosphere light]
[Installation Location: Cockpit / Dynamic Color Settings / Increases Aesthetic Value +5]
"I want it! I want it, I want it, I want it!"
"Wake up! This is a war, not a disco!"
"I need lighting to coordinate my fights!"
"Besides, your power supply is enough for us!"
"That's right, no one can resist light pollution!"
Qiao Qiao took the ambient light back, put it in the cockpit, and adjusted it.
Soft colored lights immediately lit up inside, and the colors changed like a rainbow sprinkled on the dashboard.
She put her hands on her hips with satisfaction:
"This is the basic quality of a civilized warrior."
“Are we super stable now?”
"Tracks + dual blades + power battery, I think it's enough to last half the game."
"Hurry up, time is almost up!"
"It's okay, I found my helmet! It's a cowboy hat!"
"I have a breastplate here!"
"Hurry, hurry, assemble it!"
"Look at what level this time!"
The two of them quarreled and bumped into each other, the remaining time was quickly consumed, and the mecha gradually took shape.
——Double track lower limbs, usable in all terrains
——All-terrain breastplate, average defense! ;
The fan on the back is still whirring (very noisy).
——He wore a cowboy-like hat on his head;
——Dual-wielded short swords, inserted at the waist, plus an LED light strip faintly visible at the ankles of the body.
The barrage exploded instantly:
[This mecha finally... doesn't look like a beggar anymore!]
[Such serious light pollution! ]
[Lighting up successfully! I feel like I installed the computer! ]
…
【System scoring starts】
[Current mecha composition completeness: 94%]
Structural stability: Medium (symmetrical/some components are old)
[Mobility: Good (Track Reinforcement/Wind Pressure Interference)]
[Attack ability: medium to high (double-edged melee/no ranged)]
【Comprehensive score: 72 points】
Rating: B-
Qiao Qiao: "Huh? Only B-? I installed so many lights!"
Chen Luo: "If you didn't install these lights and fans, I think you could get an A."
[Name is customizable by the player]
Chen Luo typed a few words: [New Hope]
"Well, that sounds professional."
Qiao Qiao rolled her eyes: "Too old-fashioned!"
She deleted it with a snap and retyped:
"Galaxy Atmosphere Engine, Dual Blade Type II."
Chen Luo: "...You have a misunderstanding of this world."
After confirmation,
Systematic venomous comments slowly emerged:
This mecha looks like a collaboration between the Light Pollution Museum and Wasteland Machinery.
【Stable movement, smooth attack, and aesthetics...very unique.】
Chen Luo took a deep breath: "...Okay, it's better than falling down after three steps."
[Have we entered the battle breakout phase? ]
"Stop talking nonsense and get on board!"
They both clicked the confirm button at the same time.
boom!
The familiar engine sound sounded again.
This time, it was no longer a creaking false start, nor a shaky three-step fall.
"Galaxy Atmosphere Engine · Double Blade Type 2",
Steadily,
It’s out!
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