Chapter 381 You’re right, this is the authentic version!
Looking at the three entries, Lao Pi hesitated for a long time, and finally chose [Morning Bells and Evening Drums].
Daily practice efficiency +2%.
Although it’s not much, it’s better than nothing.
Who made him ordinary?
After the entry is confirmed, a prompt box pops up on the interface:
【Do you want to download this simulation experience? 】
[Note: After downloading, you can replay it at any time as a reference for "past life memories". It contains the complete animation.]
Lao Pi was stunned: "Can it still be downloaded?"
When I clicked on it, I found that it could be saved, and I could even choose the image quality.
360P, 720P, 1080P are all available, and there is even a "lossless version of the original painting".
And you don’t need to open any membership.
"That's quite interesting!"
"I've never simulated it before, I had no idea it existed!"
"If I download this every time, can I make a new anime called 'One Hundred Ways to Die in a Cultivation of Immortality'?"
Lao Pi clicked download decisively and wrote [Lao Kai’s First Life] in the file name.
"I have to keep this. Even if this life is ordinary, at least I'm not dead."
After the simulation is finished, Lao Pi returns to the main interface.
Looking at the "Travel" column, I felt scared.
"I have the entry now, I can't just give it away."
The horrific memory of being sent away by the two green-scaled snakes when I was wandering around last time is still vivid in my mind.
Most importantly, he only has one sister!
Lao Pi didn't dare to click "Travel" again, and could only turn around and do his daily tasks.
As a result, all the tasks that could be done were completed in less than twenty minutes.
"Ah...is this finished again?"
The system prompt box lights up:
【Today's available tasks have been completed】
"I was originally looking for a game to kill time, but your game is even more streamlined than work?!"
"I don't even have time to touch a fish!"
"Your game solves the problem of work affecting gaming!"
Lao Pi had no choice but to quit the game, lay on the chair with his arms folded, and stared at the ceiling in a daze.
He really didn't expect to have this kind of experience.
It's just that... while playing, I suddenly felt that, well, life is so short...
"I want to play but I don't have the chance, I want to grind but I don't have the chance, what kind of design is this?"
"The gaming experience is terrible. I can't play it if I want to, but I'm unwilling to not play it."
He once suspected that the planner of Jingyue had some mental problems.
But unfortunately, the wave of simulation and deduction made him go crazy.
Even though this life was unremarkable, he couldn't help but look forward to the next simulation after the seven-day cooldown.
Moreover, there is also the Zhoutian Competition!
"But then again, the villain's simulation and the item drops are still quite interesting!"
"Can't you just let me have fun?"
"Is there a cracked version of this game?"
Thinking of this, Lao Pi looked forward to it:
"I haven't looked forward to a weekend this much in ages!"
"Zhou Tian, come quickly! I really want to play!"
…
"What the hell!"
"I've lived a brilliant life, and this is the entry you give me?"
Two days after the release of "Certificate of Longevity",
Weibo and forums were completely flooded with messages.
#Zheng Changsheng Little Man Animation#
#The Daily Life of a Cultivating Immortal Social Animal#
Short video clips are spreading like wildfire.
Countless players edited their own simulated and deduced little man videos,
The soundtrack, subtitles and narration are all arranged.
"My name is Li Changsheng, and I'm determined to ascend."
"Who is the best fighter in the world of immortal cultivation? Of course it's me. Could it be Lao Lu?"
The titles are varied:
An ordinary life, but at least I didn’t die.
[Cultivating immortality is too difficult, Master, I want to go home]
[I'll stop when I reach the Golden Elixir stage, I said!]
This kind of magical spread made countless unsuspecting passers-by laugh like crazy.
"Oh my god, where did such a cute little man emoticon come from?"
"This game can simulate life? And you can download replays?"
"Fuck, this is too cute!"
"I'm not a gamer, but I'm amused just by watching these little character animations."
“It feels like I’m creating the animation myself!”
In a certain forum, there is already a special section for the "Certificate of Immortality" villain emoticon package.
The host posted a collection:
[Please collect the daily expressions of the villain in "Certificate of Immortality"]
There are a bunch of pictures inside:
[The villain practices with tears]
[The villain's sudden death caught me off guard]
[The villain has gone astray in his cultivation]
[The villain failed to realize the truth]
In various chat groups, many little people's animations also appeared.
As a result, a large number of passers-by began to download the game.
The number of game downloads soared instantly, and "Zheng Changsheng" directly topped the mobile game platform's game list.
However, as more and more new players came in, complaints also exploded.
Weibo, forums, and short video platforms all have the same voice:
"Fuck, how do you play this game?!"
"Other cultivation games can last for dozens of hours, but mine only lasted a dozen minutes!"
"I died in just over ten minutes! The simulation cooldown lasted a week, and my journey was completely ruined! How the hell do you play this game?!"
"Brothers, did I download the wrong pirated version? Why do I die as soon as I start traveling?"
Soon, a bunch of people responded to the post:
"That's right, the one that died is the genuine one."
"The genuine products are so outrageous, but the pirated products may not be so cruel."
"That's right, the pirated version will definitely give me more krypton gold simulations!"
"Hahaha, just wait for it to cool down! Brother, what you are experiencing is the cruelty of genuine immortal cultivation!"
This caused more new players to crash.
"The genuine version is so hardcore? I might as well give me a cheat from the pirated version!"
"I have an idea. I want to add a gameplay where recharging can increase the number of simulations. What do you think?"
"Tengqu: Grab your resume and come to work tomorrow!"
The hot posts in major forums are full of players’ grievances and complaints.
"Honestly, this game is quite interesting, but could you please not let me die after just a short practice?!"
"Could the planner give us more simulations? Only one simulation a week, who can stand that?"
"Can't you let me play two more rounds? I just want to experience different endings!!"
"Such a fun little character animation, and you only watch it once a week? Isn't this forcing me to uninstall it?"
"That's right, we only get to play for a short while every week, who are we looking down on?"
The comment section of Inspur's official Weibo account was immediately flooded with comments:
"Add a limited-time event for the number of simulations! I'm willing to spend real money to buy them!"
"You said you were waiting for me to understand when cultivating immortality, but that's too extreme."
"Let me be fair. No matter how interesting the game is, once every seven days is too stingy, isn't it?"
"My suggestion is to change it to once a day! Once a day for everyone! Otherwise, if other games see it, they'll think we cultivators can't afford it!"
"Either increase the number of times or increase the number of ways to survive, otherwise we will all go crazy."
There are also some Buddhist players who have simply given up struggling:
"Alas, I've let it go. Anyway, I'll just wait for it to cool down after I use it up."
"Anyway, I'm just doing my daily tasks and waiting for the Zhoutian competition peacefully."
"No simulation, no rush, just practice Buddhism and wait for the competition!"
As a result, there is a clear polarization among the player groups of "Zheng Changsheng".
On one side are the complainers, who angrily denounce the game design as anti-human:
"This is the most torturous mobile game I've ever played!"
"I just want to live a little longer, isn't that okay?"
"Planner, you don't understand. We players want a sense of satisfaction, not this kind of messy social animal cultivation!"
On the one hand, the fun party, on the other hand, is getting more and more addicted to the game:
"Stop cursing, stop cursing. I've already started collecting material for a skit."
"My video of a villain going crazy and failing got 300,000 likes. Whale Leap, give me some money!"
"Certificate of Immortality, also known as: the seven-day office worker experience! Isn't this great? I can finish it in just ten minutes on my commute!"
"I really think this game by Whale Leap is very interesting! Especially the character animations!"
There are also some players who are Buddhist.
"Let it cool down. I'll wait for the Zhoutian competition."
"Traveling is too dangerous, and the number of simulations is too few, so I'll just live a life of retirement and wait for the competition."
"If you want to experience the game mechanics, waiting for the big competition is the right solution."
Different types of players were blasting each other crazily on Weibo and forums, making the situation even more heated.
There are only four days left until the first Zhoutian competition of "Certificate of Immortality".
The attention of the entire network gradually focused on this:
"What kind of tricks can be played in this game with a competition every seven days?"
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