"Master, the goose is dizzy, please put it down quickly."
"good. "
Yi Cheng seemed to be drunk, standing there swaying unsteadily. Finally, he tripped over his own leg with his left and fell to the ground with a thud.
"Ouch, Master, my head is so dizzy, goose, goose, goose..."
Yi Cheng covered her head and giggled foolishly.
"I want to spin around too! I want to spin around too!"
Little Fatty raised his arms and shouted.
"Hey, Fatty, you're back!"
Qin Shou looked delighted and opened his arms, calling out:
"Come here, little fatty, let your master carry you and spin you around."
"Hello, Master!"
Little Fatty's face blossomed like a chrysanthemum, and he giggled as he rushed into Qin Beast's arms.
Qin Shou's lips curled into a thin smile. When Little Fatty rushed in front of him, he grabbed Little Fatty by the back of his collar, pulled him up, and slapped his little bottom.
The sound was loud, clear, and touching.
The little fat boy froze for a moment, his smile instantly vanished, his lips pouted, his expression was very aggrieved, and finally he burst into tears.
"Waaah~, Master, you're so mean! Why did you hit me?"
Little Fatty shouted defiantly.
Snap!
While it was still fresh in his mind, Qin Shou quickly slapped the little fat boy's buttocks again.
"Hmph, you dare ask me why!"
Qin Shou feigned anger and said:
"Tell me, did you steal the spiritual herbs and medicines in the courtyard, the pills in my alchemy room, and those spirit wines and spirit stones?"
"yes. "
Little Fatty answered, sticking his neck out.
Upon seeing this, Qin Shou was so angry he laughed.
"Hey, you traitor, you steal and you still think you're right!"
Snap!
Qin Shou immediately slapped her again.
He then scolded, "Taking without asking is stealing, do you understand?"
"And another thing, it's one thing for you to steal medicinal herbs, but you even took all the unripe ones! Tell me, don't you deserve a beating?"
"What does this have to do with me! Siwu told me to steal them; I didn't even know if those medicinal herbs were ripe or not!"
"Hey, Fatty, you've changed a lot in just a few days! You've really gotten tougher after coming down the mountain, haven't you? Huh!?"
Qin Shou dragged Little Fatty to the mulberry tree, conjured a rope, tied him up and hung him under the tree, then broke off a very flexible peach blossom branch and whipped Little Fatty's little bottom a few times.
"Wow—, wow—, wow—"
The little fat boy immediately burst into tears from the pain.
"Waaaaah~~, sister, sister, please save me! Master, you bad guy, hit me! Waaaaah~~~~"
"Hey, you dare ask for help!"
Smack! Smack! Smack!
Qin Beast then lashed out with a few more small branches.
At that moment, Little Fatty yelled even louder, shouting aggressively, "I am the Treasure-Gathering Little General personally appointed by Si Wu! If you hit me again, I'll call Si Wu to beat you up!"
*Clap clap clap clap...*
However, she was met with an even more severe beating.
"Master, my sister knows she was wrong, please don't hit her anymore, okay?"
Seeing her younger sister's pitiful appearance, Da Mei immediately grabbed Qin Shou's arm and pleaded for mercy.
"My dear, I'm just disciplining Little Fatty. Be good, okay? Go to the back mountain and play with Grandpa Changsheng."
Qin Shou gently comforted Da Mei.
Da Mei clung tightly to the peach blossom branch in Qin Shou's hand, refusing to let go.
Qin Shou was helpless; Da Mei was so sensible that it was impossible to scold her.
"Okay, I promise I won't hit Little Fatty anymore, but you have to hang her on the tree until she realizes she was wrong."
"Owner........."
"You are not allowed to plead for her anymore."
Qin Shou's expression turned serious.
"Okay... alright."
Da Mei didn't dare to say anything, but looked at the little fat boy hanging under the tree with a pained expression, and used her spiritual power to gently stroke the little fat boy's red and swollen bottom.
Yi Cheng blinked her little eyes, "Master, should we put Little Fatty down?"
Qin Shou's eyes widened. "Speak again, and Master will hang you up to keep Little Fatty company."
Tap! Tap! Tap!
Yi Cheng ran off.
"Senior sister, senior sister? The goose is back! Where are you?"
"Senior sister, come out quickly! The goose brought you lots of delicious food! Goose, goose, goose..."
"Senior sister.........."
Yi Cheng searched the courtyard but couldn't find her senior sister, so she ran over to ask Qin Shou.
"Master, where's Senior Sister Goose?"
"They went down the mountain."
"Oh, why did Senior Sister go down the mountain again?"
Yi Cheng scratched her little head, her little eyes looking a little sad.
"I haven't seen my senior sister in so long! What happened? I just got back, and she's already gone?"
"Your senior sister went down the mountain to relax; she should be back soon."
Qin Shou patted Yi Cheng's little head and smiled.
"Really? "
"real!"
"All right. "
Yi Cheng nodded, then happily raised a golden token hanging around her neck. The token was round, larger than Yi Cheng's face, with three large, glittering golden characters engraved on the front: "King Kao Shan". The back featured a phoenix rising from the ashes, with two smaller characters below: "Yi Cheng".
"Master, look, this is from Siwu (a brand of goose)."
"The goose is now the [King of the Mountain] of the Vermilion Bird Dynasty!"
"Goose, goose, goose... Master, isn't the goose amazing?"
Yi Cheng, hands on her hips and craning her neck, proudly boasted, "And Little Fatty, she's the Treasure-Gathering Little General!"
"Master, the general isn't as big as the king!"
Qin Shou looked at the "large" token, which was clearly made to cater to Yi Cheng's tastes.
"Wow! Yicheng, you're amazing!"
The Qin beast cooperated with the performance.
"Hehehe, Siwu said that Goose is the most powerful and skilled junior sister in the world. Master, let Siwu also give you an official position, Goose!"
"Okay, thank you, Yicheng."
"Hey hey hey, Master, you're welcome. We're all family."
Yi Cheng waved his hand magnanimously.
Then, with her small, bright eyes, she said, "Master, the geese have all gotten thin from hunger down the mountain. We're having a feast with them tonight."
"Really? Let me turn around and see where you've lost weight?"
Qin Shou glanced at it, his lips twitching slightly... With that physique, it would be more like you're saying that Da Bao got thin from being ridden by you.
"Master, the goose heart has gotten thinner; it's gotten thinner from wanting it so much."
Yi Cheng's sudden witty remark caused Qin Shou to strain his back.
Qin Shou scrutinized Yi Cheng from head to toe, front and back, a look of disbelief in his eyes as he said:
"My God!"
"Yi Cheng, you've actually learned to use cheesy pickup lines! And you've reached such a level!!"
"Amazing! That's incredible!"
Qin Shou gave a thumbs up.
One sentence from his beloved student made him want to throw a hundred tables for her.
"Master, what are cheesy pickup lines?"
"It's just... something really impressive."
"Goose, goose, goose, Master, isn't the goose amazing? It took the goose a long time to come up with this line!"
"Amazing, amazing, amazing! What more needs to be said? Yi Cheng can even say cheesy pickup lines now! We absolutely have to have a feast!"
"Master, you're so young and skilled!"
Yi Cheng, clutching the large gold medal, ran towards the back mountain, shouting as she went, "Master, let's go to the back mountain first and show it off to our eldest brother!"
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