Longevity: ...........
"Master, you sprayed it in my face."
"I know, Master, I just didn't want to waste it."
Changsheng: ....................You naughty master, you take advantage of my old age and weakness, and openly sprayed wine in my face.
How tragic!
Alas~
I'll endure it~
!!!!=????(?o?o ?)? "Ahhh~~~, Guo'er, Guo'er, that big bald guy is trying to steal me! Protect me!"
Little Fatty immediately dismounted, waving his claws and screaming exaggeratedly, while quickly hiding behind Black Rabbit with a "da da da" sound.
"Auntie, don't be afraid, Guo'er will protect you."
Black Rabbit stretched out one hand to shield Little Fatty behind him, then stretched out his other hand, preparing to draw the great sword behind him.
"Black Rabbit, Black Rabbit, Yang Guo only has one arm, you must hide it well!"
Just then, Little Fatty whispered something in Black Rabbit's ear.
"oh oh. "
Black Rabbit quickly realized what was happening, and swiftly withdrew that hand, reaching out with his other hand to draw the greatsword from behind him.
"Come on, bald guy, I'm Yang Guo. I only have one arm, but I'm not afraid of you."
"Guo'er, I swear to protect your aunt with my life."
Black Rabbit shouted at Orange with a tragic expression.
"Guo'er, I'm so touched."
Little Fatty rested his head on Black Rabbit's shoulder, blinking his big eyes shyly.
Snap!
Qin Shou slapped his forehead.
It's so offensive, it's really too offensive to look at.
I feel like I can't hold back anymore; I should have known better than to write this script.
This has really tarnished the beautiful image of Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu in my heart.
"Hmph, Yang Guo, I'm going to take Little Dragon Girl today! If you don't give her to me, I'll use my Great Dharma Wheel to beat you to death!"
Yi Cheng shouted aggressively.
"Enough talk, take this!"
Black Rabbit raised his greatsword and slashed at Orange with a "ya ya ya" sound.
"Little Falun, charging forward with the goose!"
Yi Cheng, holding up the little golden wheel, started smashing it wildly at the black rabbit.
"Auntie, this bald man is too strong! Guo'er can't beat him! Come quickly, let's combine our swords!"
"Alright, behold my Little Dragon Girl Jade Maiden Sword Technique!"
Swish! Swish! Swish!
For a time, the little ones were having a great time fighting in the courtyard.
"good! "
"Wonderful! "
"That was fantastic!"
"Absolutely fantastic!"
The four large brown bears of Wuyun Mountain clapped their hands rapidly.
The thirteen demons of Sesame Sauce Mountain glanced at it and all looked down on it.
"Hmph, those roughnecks are such sycophants."
"Exactly, exactly! Sister Yi Cheng's performance was clearly lacking in skill."
"Not bad, but Little Fatty's performance was even worse. His expression of fear was too exaggerated; all he did was stare wide-eyed. He had absolutely no acting skills."
"Hmm... Black Rabbit too, she still manages to slip up while acting."
"Yes, I think I could act better than them."
"I think so too."
"I think so too."
"I think so too."
The demons looked at each other in bewilderment.
Swish! Swish! Swish!
The next moment, everyone stood up immediately. Some stood on stools, some jumped onto tables, some bent over, and some looked up.
Their faces trembled with excitement, their small eyes gleaming with anticipation. They stood there, blushing and panting, shouting:
"good! "
"very good! "
"Super good!"
"That's perfect!"
"Holy crap! I've never seen such a spectacular performance in my life! It's truly an eye-opener!"
"Me too, me too! Sister Yi Cheng, your acting is simply superb, absolutely phenomenal! We're all completely outmatched!"
"Wow, Sister Yicheng, you're amazing! Keep it up, you can do it!"
"Idol, ahhhhh, Sister Yicheng, I idolize you to death......."
“..............”
The thirteen great demons shouted and yelled recklessly, one after another.
Some of them even fainted from excessive excitement while shouting.
Qin Beast: ...............These monsters have all become spirits.
Oh no, they seem to have become sentient beings all along.
Qin Shou wondered, "Should I train them properly to pass the time when I'm bored?"
"The road to immortality is long, so having a few more entertainment options on hand seems like a good idea."
"Hahaha, Yang Guo, you've lost! Little Dragon Girl is mine now."
At this moment, a small orange-colored dharma wheel swung over, breaking the wooden sword in Black Rabbit's hand. Black Rabbit staggered backward and fell to the ground with a thud.
He then clutched his chest, let out a cry of "Ah!", and lay back on the ground.
"No, I only want my Yang Guo."
Little Fatty yelled and charged towards Black Rabbit, desperately screaming, "Guo'er, my Guo'er, don't die!"
"Hmph, you ungrateful Little Dragon Girl, that goose will just use its Dharma Wheel to kill you too."
brush!
Bang!
"Ah~, I'm dead."
The chubby boy tilted his head back and fell face down on the ground.
"Ho ho ha ha, ho ho ha ha..."
As Black Rabbit and Little Dragon Girl were eliminated, Yi Cheng laughed triumphantly.
"Click!"
At this point, Qin Shou could no longer bear to watch.
What is all this nonsense? They already altered the script, but the way they acted it out made it even more outrageous.
With a "click" from the Qin beast, the game was over.
Little Fatty and Black Rabbit immediately stood up, shouting angrily at Yi Cheng, "Yi Cheng, Yang Guo and Little Dragon Girl are good people, Golden Wheel Monk is the bad guy! How could you kill us?"
"That's right, Yi Cheng. The book says that good triumphs over evil, and the Golden Wheel Monk is supposed to be killed by Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu."
"Hmph, geese have harder fists, geese are stronger than you guys, how dare you hit a shit goose?"
Yi Cheng argued her case based on reason.
Seeing that he couldn't win against Yi Cheng, Little Fatty immediately started crying again. He ran to Da Mei's side, shook her arm, and wailed:
"Sister, sister, it's always me who dies. You said last time you'd let Yicheng give way to me, but she didn't, waaaaaah~~~~"
"Little sister, I..."
Da Mei was also somewhat helpless.
She clearly agreed with Yicheng, but every time Yicheng got into a good mood while performing, she would forget.
"Alright, alright, Fatty, as long as you behave, I'll let you win in the script once in the future."
Qin Shou tried to smooth things over.
"Really? "
Little Fatty suddenly raised his head, large tears welling up in his misty eyes.
"Hehehe, really."
Qin Shou replied with a smile, "But the condition is that you have to be more obedient and do more dishes and chores from now on."
"Yes, I will."
Little Fatty ran up to Qin Shou with a "tap tap tap" sound, his big, watery eyes wide open, and said, "Master, you're such a good person! You're such a good person!"
"Alright, alright, let's begin the meal."
After the "visual shock" just now, Qin Shou suddenly felt that he didn't have much of an appetite tonight. So after the banquet started, he only drank a few cups with Master Roshi before walking to a peach tree in the distance to lie down comfortably and admire the moon overhead.
We left all the space for the little ones to play around with.
"Brother Tong, let's do a lucky draw!"
Qin Shou used the bronze-colored luck card he obtained from breaking through to the Orange Realm.
Congratulations! You've won the "Five Elements Flag"!
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