Half an hour later.
Zhou Xiansheng's defenses were broken by the slap.
He knew Yun Anran was a scoundrel, but he didn't expect her to be this despicable.
He was, after all, a powerful being at the half-step Integration Realm, yet this person used such childish methods against him.
insult!
A blatant insult!
"Brother Qin, pull down his pants and let me flick his little brother."
"Hehehe, I'd like to see just how strong this little brother at the half-step Integration Realm really is!"
Yun Anran smiled mischievously and breathed on her fingers to warm them.
“.............”
Zhou Xiansheng was stunned, thinking he had misheard.
Is this something a Void Realm cultivator who has lived for nearly a thousand years could do??
Seeing this, Qin Shou's lips twitched slightly, and he managed to persuade Yun Anran to stay calm.
You can slap him, but if you flick his penis and blow it out, what man can stand that? That would truly be a fight to the death.
"Brother Yun, should we kill him?"
Qin Shou said in a serious voice.
In reality, he didn't want to kill him, because he knew that if such a person died here, the forces behind him would definitely investigate to the end.
Unknown troubles mean risks.
Therefore, Qin Shou would not do that unless absolutely necessary.
Of course, Qin Beast will not be lenient or afraid of those who court death.
"No slaughter, no slaughter."
Yun Anran waved her hands repeatedly.
"After all, I'm his uncle-in-law."
"My nephews and nieces are young and don't know any better; as their uncle, I must be forgiving."
"Besides, killing him would break my heart."
Yun Anran looked at Zhou Xiansheng with loving eyes and reached out a hand to stroke Zhou Xiansheng's head like she was petting a puppy.
"My dear nephew, apologize to your uncle, and he will forgive you."
"Yun Anran, you son of a bitch!"
Zhou Xiansheng couldn't hold back any longer; even he, who was usually very well-mannered, couldn't help but curse loudly.
Having cultivated myself for over a thousand years, I have never suffered such an insult.
That damn Yun Anran is a real scoundrel!
Snap!
Qin Shou immediately slapped Zhou Xiansheng on the back of the head with a large slap, angrily scolding, "How dare you speak to my Brother Yun like that?"
"Exactly, exactly."
Yun Anran nodded in agreement.
Zhou Xiansheng: You two dogs, I swear I won't be a human being if I don't kill you.
"Hey, Brother Yun, look at the way he looks at us, he seems like he wants to kill us! Should we just kill him?" Qin Shou gestured by slashing his neck.
Yun Anran looked conflicted. "Sigh, Brother Qin, for my sake, please spare his life for now."
"Alright, then for Brother Yun's sake, I'll do it."
Qin Shou reluctantly put down his broadsword and then said to Zhou Xiansheng, "Little Zhou, if you swear an oath to the Heavenly Dao with your own Dao heart that you will never cause me trouble again, nor will you instruct others to cause me trouble, I will let you go, how about that?"
"Not very good."
"Huh? You're courting death!"
"Hmph, a scholar can be killed but not humiliated. In my entire life, Zhou Xiansheng has never been threatened."
The character and spirit displayed by this top genius of Beiju Luzhou made things very difficult for Qin Shou.
"Brother Yun, you saw it yourself, your nephew is really tough, what are we going to do?"
"Ah? Oh! That's very difficult."
Yun Anran stroked her chin, deep in thought, then jumped up and slapped Zhou Xiansheng on the head, angrily yelling:
"Little Sheng, it's not that your uncle is criticizing you, but your Uncle Qin was willing to let you off the hook, why don't you appreciate it?"
"Yun Anran, if you have the guts, then kill me."
Zhou Xiansheng glared at him angrily.
At this moment, Qin Shou suddenly reminded him, "Brother Yun, do you have any treasures in your cultivation world that can capture images?"
"Taking a photo? Yes, I happen to have a photographic stone on me that can record images."
Yun Anran said something, then her eyes lit up. She and Qin Shou exchanged a glance, and the two of them laughed in perfect unison.
Hearing the two laughing, Zhou Xiansheng felt a chill run down his spine.
For some reason, he suddenly had a very bad feeling.
"Let's do this first..."
"And then do that and that........."
"Finally, like this... hehehehe..."
The two communicated telepathically, and after agreeing on their plan, they rubbed their hands together and walked towards Zhou Xiansheng with mischievous smiles, starting to pull at his clothes.
? ? ? ?
Zhou Xiansheng was stunned and immediately exclaimed, "Holy crap! What are you doing?"
Yun Anran chuckled wickedly, “Uncle, I plan to use the recording stone to take several photos of your little brother. Then, I’ll spend a lot of money to get you on the front page of the Heavenly Secrets Gazette.”
I've already thought of a title: [Shocking! Zhou Xiansheng, the number one prodigy of Beiju Luzhou, openly walks his bird, which is immoral!]
Or it could be titled, "Holy crap! Zhou Xiansheng of the Divine Sword Sect, heartbroken over unrequited love, openly flaunts his bird!" or "Heavens! The number one prodigy of Beiju Luzhou, rejected in his love confession and even criticized for his pet's small size, angrily proves his innocence!".........
"Ah~~~~~, stop it, please stop! Let's talk this out, let's talk this out!"
"I was wrong, I swear, I swear!!!!"
Zhou Xiansheng shouted loudly, almost to the point of despair.
That rough, large hand had already touched his penis.
I have never experienced such a scene before.
No, it's that I never imagined there were "people" in the world who could play to this extent. It's simply... utterly boring.
Hehehe........”
Yun Anran grinned maliciously, casting a shadow over Zhou Xiansheng.
"Hurry up and call him uncle."
"Aunt... Uncle."
Zhou Xiansheng gritted his teeth and said reluctantly.
"And your Uncle Qin."
"Uncle Qin... Uncle Qin."
"That's a good boy!"
Yun Anran patted Zhou Xiansheng's head affectionately and said, "Come, make a heavenly oath for your uncle."
Upon hearing this, Zhou Xiansheng nearly ground his teeth to powder.
If one makes a vow to Heaven today and breaks it in the future, one will surely suffer the backlash of Heaven. At best, one's cultivation will be damaged; at worst, one's soul will be scattered.
Moreover, the higher one's cultivation level, the greater the backlash from the oath of Heaven.
Snap!
At this moment, another large slap landed on Zhou Xiansheng's head.
Yun Anran suddenly shouted, "You son of a bitch, what are you hesitating for? Hurry up and swear an oath, or your uncle will really have to walk your bird for you!"
"Hmph, swear it then."
Zhou Xiansheng coldly stated, "I, Zhou Xiansheng, hereby swear an oath to Heaven that from this day forward I will never again pursue Yun Anran, nor will I instruct anyone else to do so. Otherwise, my soul and spirit will be annihilated, and I will suffer a terrible death."
"Good boy/girl! Uncle is very pleased!"
Yun Anran happily patted Zhou Xiansheng's head.
"And what about me? You have to make sure he doesn't cause me any trouble!"
Qin Shou reminded him.
"Oh, right, right."
Yun Anran nodded, then slapped Zhou Xiansheng on the back.
"Quickly, swear another oath that you will never disturb your Uncle Qin's peace and quiet again."
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