noon.
Yi Cheng and his group returned home laden with their spoils.
They left as clean and tidy children, but returned covered in mud.
Especially Little Yuanbao, a chubby doll made of clay, with only a pair of bright, big eyes showing, carrying a large grass carp, as soon as he entered the yard, he shouted to Qin Shou with a beaming smile:
"Master, Master, look! I caught a big fish today!"
Smack! Smack!
The plump fish struggled, its huge tail slapping Xiao Yuanbao's face. The little guy was immediately stunned and sat down on the ground with a thud. The big fish also rolled from his arms onto the ground, kicking up clouds of dust.
"Big fish, big fish, don't run away!"
Little Yuanbao scrambled to his feet, lunged forward onto the big fish, and pinned it down with his two little hands.
"Little Martial Aunt, quickly bring the big black pot; let's cook it first."
Little Yuanbao spoke in the most innocent childish voice, saying the words that made the big fish most desperate.
"Drink! Bring the pot on!"
Yi Cheng shouted, skillfully tossing the large black pot over and yelling, "Little Yuanbao, throw the fish straight into the pot!"
"Uh-huh. "
Xiao Yuanbao struggled to his feet, holding the big fish tightly. He staggered to the large black pot, gritting his teeth as he tried to throw the fish into it. However, he lost his balance and almost fell into the pot with the fish. Fortunately, Qin Shou reacted quickly and grabbed Xiao Yuanbao by the collar, pulling him up.
"Huh? If Little Yuanbao had gone in there just now, what kind of soup would he have turned into?"
A question mark involuntarily popped up above Yi Cheng's head.
Snap!
Qin Shou slapped Yi Cheng on the head with his large hand and scolded, "What are you thinking about? Yi Cheng, can you be more careful next time you take Xiao Yuanbao to play?"
"Let me tell you, if you let Xiao Yuanbao get into danger again, I'll confiscate your big black pot and never give you meat again. You'll only be able to eat bok choy and carrots at every meal."
"Ah!!!! =????(?o?o ?)?, Master, I was wrong, I promise I won't do it again next time."
Yi Cheng waved his hands repeatedly, his chubby head shaking so hard it was almost like a rattle drum, his little eyes filled with terror.
That's terrifying!
That's absolutely terrifying!
"Hmph, good to know."
Qin Shou gave a heavy snort, then grabbed Xiao Yuanbao and threw him into the large basin, calling for Changsheng to wash him.
As soon as Changsheng arrived at the front mountain, he chased after Yicheng, cursing and swearing. When he was out of breath, he stared at his master with resentment.
Qin Shou lay under the peach tree, ignoring him completely, and gestured for him to quickly wash Xiao Yuanbao, as it was time for dinner.
"Hey, hey, hey! Master Changsheng, my little aunt and I went out to play today and caught a really big fish! We'll cook it into soup and eat it together later!"
Xiao Yuanbao sat naked in the large basin, his chubby little face full of excitement, completely unaware of how many times he had almost died that day.
"Wow! Little Yuanbao, you caught a big fish! How are you so amazing!"
Changsheng chuckled, his white beard trembling.
"Hee hee hee! At first, I saw the fish was so big that I was too scared to go in and catch it, but my little aunt grabbed me and threw me in. I splashed around and managed to pull it out. And I even learned to swim while splashing around!"
The little guy explained happily.
Changsheng paused slightly as he wiped Xiaoyuanbao's body, then grabbed a wooden stick and rushed into the courtyard.
At this moment, Yi Cheng and the others were counting how many little green dragons they had caught that day when they saw their senior brother had returned. Yi Cheng yelled and ran happily down the mountain.
"Yi Cheng, if you're so capable, then don't come home for dinner today."
Changsheng shouted, his voice trembling.
"The geese eat, the geese eat rice."
Yi Cheng stood on the hilltop with her big belly sticking out, her small eyes staring at her senior brother with resentment.
"You...you...humph."
The elder brother was furious. There was nothing he could do about his junior sister. He couldn't beat her in a fight, and no matter how much he reasoned with her, she was always wrong, and then she would repeat the same mistake next time.
Inside the wooden basin, Xiao Yuanbao stared wide-eyed, wondering why his Uncle-Master Changsheng was chasing after his Little Aunt to beat her.
He didn't understand why his senior uncle, Changsheng, was so weak, while his junior aunt was so strong, capable of defeating several of Changsheng's senior uncles with one hand, yet she was still being chased and beaten by Changsheng's senior uncle...
In no time, a pot of fragrant fish soup was ready.
The fish itself is an ordinary fish, but the ingredients used to make the fish soup are all top-quality medicinal herbs and elixirs.
At this moment, the Turtle Hermit, who was lying on the back mountain sunbathing with his shell flipped over, sniffed the air, flipped over with a "whoosh," and a gust of wind rose from his hooves, quickly appearing on the front mountain.
"Wow! They're using two grade-five spiritual herbs to make soup today!"
Master Roshi rubbed his little hands together, his face glowing.
At the dinner table.
Qin Shou spoke up, "Senior Turtle, I borrowed the Heavenly Longevity Stone from you for thirty years before, and later you said you would borrow another seventy years, making it a hundred years. Now that the hundred-year period has arrived, this..."
"What century?!"
Before Qin Shou could finish speaking, Master Roshi slammed his chopsticks down, glaring at him with his beady green eyes and huffing, "A thousand years! It's a thousand years! I promised it would be a thousand years!"
"Furthermore, I feel a strong connection with the young immortals, and also with this mountain; otherwise, why would it be called Turtle Mountain?"
"Senior, what I wanted to say was..."
"Alright, that's enough."
Master Roshi waved his hand and said firmly, "I'm borrowing this rock. God's word doesn't count; it's my word."
Qin Beast: ".................."
Well, anyway, I originally wanted to keep this stone.
"Let's eat, let's eat."
Qin Shou gestured, "Senior, please don't be angry. It was my fault. Come, there are still a few cups of 'Jiangshan Zui' here. Let's drink together, hahaha."
"Hehehe, that's more like it. We're all family. What's the point of borrowing or lending among family members?"
Master Roshi instantly smiled again, his face flushed, and he picked up his wine glass and drank heartily.
After taking a few sips, his small eyes widened instantly, and he exclaimed repeatedly, "Holy crap! This wine is fucking delicious!"
"Haha, if you like it, please drink more, senior. I'll have Yicheng bring a few jars to the back mountain later so you can drink some whenever you want."
"Hehehe, that's great!"
After a few more drinks, Master Roshi, feeling quite lightheaded, suddenly stood up and shouted:
"If my junior disciple Changsheng likes that stone, feel free to take it and play with it."
"What ancestral divine stone? What family mission? None of those are as important as the deep brotherhood between me and my brother Qin Shou, right, brother?"
Master Roshi, with his arm around Qin Shou, let out a drunken hiccup.
Qin Shou first silently took out the image-recording stone and took a picture, then brought out several jars of wine and stuffed them into Master Roshi's arms, laughing loudly:
"Haha, Brother Turtle is right. Here, have a few jars of Rouge Wine, Beauty's Tears, and Ten Thousand Mile Green for you to drink."
"Hehe, you're too kind, bro."
Master Roshi laughed loudly.
After wandering for thousands of years, he found a deep sense of belonging on this mountain.
This tortoise hereby declares that I am absolutely not here because of a few jars of fine wine and those delicacies...
After several rounds of drinks, Master Gui, satisfied, carried several jars of fine wine and staggered towards the back mountain.
"Little Fatty, what's wrong? You've even lost your appetite today."
After seeing Master Roshi off, Qin Shou looked at the chubby boy on the table, who was listlessly gnawing on a chicken leg, and asked him a question.
Little Fatty raised his big eyes, which instantly filled with tears, and he burst into tears.
"Waaaaah~~~, Master, my wishing pearl is lost! I can't find it! Yi Cheng and I searched all over the mountain today, but we couldn't find it. Before, it would fly back by itself after I chanted a spell, but now I don't know where it went."
This time, Little Fatty was truly heartbroken. Without the Koi Pearl, the Koi Queen felt her status on the mountain was diminishing.
Qin Shou found it somewhat amusing, as her precious pearl was right in her arms.
"Alright, little fatty, you must have used the precious orb recklessly in the past, so your ancestor temporarily took it back."
"Don't worry, just focus on your cultivation and listen to me. I'll go back and talk to your ancestor to get the Wishing Pearl back to you."
Qin Shou comforted Little Fatty.
"Oh! Really!"
Little Fatty suddenly stared at Qin Beast with wide, expectant eyes.
"It's true, I know your Koi clan's ancestor, but he's not in this world. Every time I try to communicate with him, it takes a tremendous amount of effort."
"How about this, once you break through another minor realm, I'll retrieve it for you?"
Qin the Beast routinely bluffed.
"A minor realm?"
Little Fatty scratched his head, instantly filled with confidence.
"Yes, Master, you're so kind. Don't worry, I won't go out to play these next few days; I'll focus on my cultivation."
Little Fatty clenched his little fist and cheered.
Then, looking at the big chicken leg in her hand, she frowned and fiercely began to gnaw on it.
Only when she is well-fed can she have the energy to cultivate, and the more she eats, the faster she can cultivate. This is the experience she has come up with.
"Black Rabbit, you're only at the third level of the Golden Core stage? You need to work harder on your cultivation."
Qin Beast looked at Black Rabbit and said.
Although this rabbit is an ordinary rabbit, its Wood Spirit Pearl and Taotie Secret Technique are extraordinary. In addition, with the unlimited resources of the mountain and the occasional guidance from the Qin Beast, if it could focus on cultivation, its cultivation level would not still be stuck at the third level of the Golden Core stage.
"Squeak, I understand. I'll go cultivate after I finish eating."
The chubby, dark-skinned man sitting at the table had a large blue dragon in his left hand and another in his right. His short, thick eyebrows were furrowed as he pondered which one to eat first.
Qin Shou knew that he had definitely let it go in one ear and out the other.
Then he looked at Yi Cheng, who hadn't said a word since sitting down at the table and had only been shoveling rice into his mouth. He paused for a moment, but still didn't say anything.
At noon, after lunch.
Changsheng carried Xiaoyuanbao and headed towards the back mountain.
Little Yuanbao is still young and needs to take a nap every day at noon.
After eating and drinking their fill, Yi Cheng and his friends would lie under the old mulberry tree, basking in the sparse sunlight filtering through the branches, a happy smile spreading across their faces.
"Little Fatty, how many baby lobsters did you eat today?"
Yi Cheng asked.
Little Fatty patted his bulging belly and chuckled, "I ate thirty baby lobsters for lunch!"
Yi Cheng turned her little head to look at Black Rabbit again, "Black Rabbit, how tender is it?"
The black rabbit transformed into a regular rabbit, lazily sprawled on the swing, squeaking, "I ate thirty-seven, seven more than Little Fatty, hee hee..."
"Hmph..." Upon hearing this, Yi Cheng tilted her little head back proudly and said, "The geese ate over eighty, and they didn't even spit out the shells!"
"Squeak, squeak, I didn't spit out the shell either!"
Upon hearing this, Black Rabbit immediately sat up and excitedly exclaimed.
To everyone's surprise, the chubby boy raised his head dismissively and said, "My sister said only a fool wouldn't spit out the shells when eating shrimp."
"Hmph." However, Yi Cheng ignored Little Fatty and simply replied, "Master Goose said, 'Hoeing the fields at noon, sweat dripping from the ground while digging,' meaning don't waste food. Goose is not wasting food; it's a super noble act. Little Fatty is too young to understand."
"Yi Cheng, you must have memorized it wrong. It should be 'hoeing the fields and digging with a hoe,' and you've been sweating a lot since noon..."
"They're all the same, they're all the same."
Time was peaceful on the mountain, and the little ones chatted idly under the trees.
Qin Shou brewed himself a pot of tea and played chess with Song Ningsheng under a tree. Over the years, as Qin Shou's understanding of the Yin-Yang principle deepened, his mental calculation ability also became stronger.
He often constructs a universe using various laws, and then uses various supernatural powers as chess pieces to place his pieces in the spiritual world he has created.
This in itself is a form of spiritual practice, a way to gain enlightenment through practice.
In addition, the innate Daoist essence that the Immortal Lotus absorbed during Da Mei's tribulation was comprehended by Qin Beast, and Qin Beast's cultivation level gradually deepened, and the bottleneck of the sixth level of the Void Realm was about to be broken.
This breakthrough will come sooner than before.
Snap!
Song Ningsheng placed a piece and asked a question he had always wanted to ask.
"May I ask what kind of practice you follow?"
"The Immortal Emperor's Technique."
Qin Shou responded indifferently.
Song Ningsheng paused slightly before placing his piece, then stopped asking questions.
How many Celestial Emperors have there been throughout the ages, across countless epochs and billions of eras?
The Immortal Emperor's methods are even more invisible and unfathomable.
Qin Shou didn't believe him when he said that, thinking that Qin Shou was just joking with him.
However, little did he know that this time, Qin Shou was telling the truth, because Qin Shou knew that even if he said it, he wouldn't believe him.
"Master, the geese want to play Angry Birds! Quickly bring out that bad guy so we can play with him."
After resting, Yi Cheng and the others were full of energy and wanted to play games again.
"OK. "
Qin Shou nodded and took Luo Shen'an out of the purple gourd.
At this moment, Luo Shen'an had disheveled hair, sunken eyes, and large dark circles under her eyes, and her whole demeanor looked somewhat listless.
Luo Shen'an squinted at the sunlight in the sky. He knew he was about to be played again.
It's been three years!
Heavens above, earth below, I've been played for three years!
Do you know how I got through these three years?
At this moment, Luo Shen'an's aura has diminished, and she no longer possesses the domineering and arrogant demeanor she had when she first arrived.
"Okay! Thank you, Master!"
With a small orange hand gripping the rope, she dragged Luo Shen'an away.
Luo Shen'an lay stiffly on the ground as she was dragged along, not even blinking, like a lifeless corpse.
"Yi Cheng, wait a minute, let's hang him under the tree and play with [Thousand Years of Death] for a while."
At this moment, Black Rabbit spoke up and made a suggestion.
"No! That wretched rabbit!"
Luo Shen'an wailed inwardly, but her dignity as a king kept her steadfast all these years, enduring the pain with every attack.
"good. "
Yi Cheng readily agreed, and then skillfully hung Luo Shen'an under the old mulberry tree.
"I'm here!"
Black Rabbit took a step back, then put his two index fingers together, shouted "Oh, go!", and jumped behind Luo Shen'an, thrusting forward at his anus.
"Drink! Thousand Years of Kill!"
"I'll kill, I'll kill, I'll kill again..."
Black Rabbit was having a great time, jumping back and then lunging forward, then jumping back and then lunging forward again, over and over again, having a wonderful time.
For some reason, ever since it saw Qin Shou perform this amazing skill for Luo Shen'an, the black rabbit seemed to have discovered a new continent and became endlessly enthusiastic about it.
"You damned rabbit, I will roast your entire family!"
Luo Shen'an's eyes were bloodshot as she gritted her teeth and said.
"Yi Cheng, his eyes are so scary!"
Black Rabbit immediately hopped and hid behind Orange.
Snap!
Yi Cheng stepped forward, his big belly protruding, and swung a large bag at Luo Shen'an, instantly swelling her cheeks like a pig's head.
"What are you looking at?"
Yi Cheng glared at him with her tiny green eyes and scolded him.
"If you keep looking at me, I'll smear your face."
"Black Rabbit, keep going. If he dares to glare at you again, I'll slap his little face."
"Mmm, watch my signature move, the Millennium Super Kill! Ahh ...
After playing with the black rabbit for half an incense stick's time, Little Fatty began to urge it on:
"Alright, Black Rabbit, it's our turn now. Yi Cheng, hurry and tie him to the cross. I'll go get the big rock."
......
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