"Who am I? I'm your father!"
Xiao Xuan rolled his eyes at the chubby boy and said irritably.
Da da da!
Little Yuanbao, clutching the big white goose, ran up to Yicheng, tilted his little head, and asked, "Little Aunt, did he say he's my father?"
Yi Cheng nodded. "That's my dad."
"Wow! He really is my dad!"
Little Yuanbao's big eyes widened instantly, filled with light, and then he scratched his little head as if in some confusion.
"Little Martial Aunt, why is my father so thin? He doesn't even have a belly. He's not imposing at all."
"You also said that my father was a very powerful emperor who once led a lot of people to fight and won."
So I thought my dad must be a really fat man, the kind of super, super fat man, even fatter than you, Little Aunt. The kind of super fat man whose belly jiggles just by standing there, enough to kill a ten-thousand-pound wild boar.
"Sigh... Yuanbao is suddenly a little disappointed."
The tiny gold ingot suddenly sighed.
In the junior nun's description, her father was a towering, enormous fat man, the most imposing father in the world...
"Damn it..."
This scene made Xiao Xuan's eyelids twitch.
Good grief! He's as fat as a little pig, and he's complaining about me?
"Ahem... Come here, Yu'er, let Daddy give you a hug."
Xiao Xuan coughed twice, then spread his arms wide with a smile on his face.
"Yu'er?"
Seeing that Xiao Yuanbao didn't move, Xiao Xuan called out again.
Who are you calling?
Little Yuanbao turned around, blinked his big eyes, and asked.
Xiao Xuan:? ? ? ? ?
"Is Daddy calling you?"
"My name is Yuanbao."
Little Yuanbao said innocently.
Xiao Xuan asked, "Then what is your full name?"
"My full name?" Little Yuanbao scratched his head. "My grandmaster said my full name is Xiao Yu."
"Yes, that's why I call you Yu'er."
"Oh, right, goose, goose, goose..."
Little Yuanbao figured out the key to the matter and burst into laughter.
Hearing that familiar, mesmerizing goose call, Xiao Xuan felt utterly depressed.
This is because she was infected by her junior sister to the point of having "severe symptoms".
For some reason, a scene suddenly flashed into Xiao Xuan's mind: countless years later, Xiao Yu, heavily pregnant, sat on the dragon throne, listening to the reports from his ministers below, occasionally letting out wild, goose-like cries, while the ministers wore bewildered expressions...
"Haha, Daddy, \\(￣︶￣)\/ Hug~"
Little Yuanbao dropped the big white goose in his hand and happily ran towards Xiao Xuan, his chubby little face beaming with a joyful smile.
"Sigh, he's still my own child. Even though he's gained a little weight, he's still quite cute."
Xiao Xuan was a very easygoing person and quickly accepted reality.
He felt a little regretful that his handsome appearance had not been inherited by his brother.
It seems he won't be able to make a living based on his looks anymore.
This is truly a great loss for him.
"Haha, Dad... *bang!*"
"Waaaaah~, Master, Master, I fell down, I chipped my tooth, waaaaah~~~~"
Little Yuanbao was running halfway when his left foot suddenly tripped over his right leg, and he fell face-first into the dirt. Even so, his little belly jiggled three times on the ground.
Then she clumsily got up, shuffling along like a quail, and walked towards Qin Beast, sobbing and wailing as she clung to his thigh.
"Oh, Yuanbao, my dear, your master will blow on it and the pain will go away."
Qin Shou also started his usual baby-soothing mode.
"This is fucking stupid..."
Xiao Xuan's lips twitched as he watched.
If the lady saw this, she would cry her eyes out.
He is four years old this year.
If this were in another imperial family, he would have been taught the art of rulership by now, just two years older. But this guy would probably still be nothing more than a good-for-nothing who only knows how to "humph and hah".
"Ahhh... I don't want to live anymore!"
Xiao Xuan lay down on the ground, thrashing about and rolling around in a fit of pique.
"Master, please comfort me! I'm suffocating! Waaaaah~~~ Who the hell is this kid? How can he be so stupid?"
"Master... Father!!!!"
Snap!
Qin Shou slapped him hard, not even daring to look at him.
"Get up now."
"OK. "
Xiao Xuan quickly stood up.
"Is this kid stupid? He's so chubby and cute, and obedient. He could already recite the Three Character Classic when he was two, and at three, he even had a competition with the Flaming Toad to recite it backwards. Although he lost a little in speed, he's still very impressive."
Qin Shou wiped away the large tears from the corners of Xiao Yuanbao's eyes, pinched his little face, and praised him.
"Exactly! I could recite the Three Character Classic when I was two years old. Aunt Da Mei even praised me as a genius, hmph."
Little Yuanbao, with his protruding belly, transformed his tearful face into one of smugness.
"Yes, yes, Yuanbao is amazing!" At this moment, Little Fatty also stood up to vouch for Yuanbao, "He's only been eating for three years, and his little belly is almost bigger than mine."
"Big...big...bigger than me..."
Black Rabbit hopped around, shaking its little belly as it gestured.
Creak!
Xiao Xuan clenched his fists.
Creak! Creak!
Xiao Xuan's bones were cracking.
Snap!
Qin Shou swung a large whip across the room.
Xiao Xuan immediately felt much better, all traces of his previous gloom vanished in an instant, and his face lit up like a chrysanthemum.
"Hahaha, my good son, you're so cute, no wonder you're my child. Come here, let Daddy give you a hug... *smack smack*, oh my, so adorable!"
"Hee hee hee... Daddy, even though you don't have a big belly, Yuanbao won't dislike you. Because Master taught me that a father's kindness is higher than a mountain, and a mother's kindness is deeper than the sea. You will be the people who love Yuanbao the most in this world, so Yuanbao will also love you the most."
"Wow, good grief, you don't mind me anymore?"
Xiao Xuan was amused.
Looking at this guy, all he could see was the image of his silly, adorable senior sister.
"Four no's, four no's, the goose is talking to you, it's the goose's king crab."
Yi Cheng pinched the fat around her waist and said with dissatisfaction.
Upon hearing this, Xiao Xuan's brows relaxed slightly.
Sure enough, when it comes to food, I only need to mention it once, and my junior sister will remember it for a lifetime.
"I'm sorry, Senior Sister, I came in a hurry and wasn't prepared."
Xiao Xuan explained, and then assured him:
"But I promise I'll definitely bring it for you next time."
"Don't forget to be so careless next time, Four-No Tenderie."
Yi Cheng glared with her round little eyes and stammered, "If you... if you forget again, I won't give Xiao Yuanbao any more meat. I'll... I'll make him eat only green vegetables and carrots every day, hmph."
"What! "
Xiao Xuan's eyes lit up immediately... That's great! She truly deserves to be my junior sister.
"Hmph, what's wrong, are you scared now?"
Yi Cheng, with her big pregnant belly, said proudly.
"Mmm, I'm scared, I'm scared."
Xiao Xuan nodded in agreement.
"Goose, goose, goose, it's good that you're scared. Then remember to bring goose king crab next time, goose wants to eat lots and lots of it, and Black Rabbit and Little Fatty too, at least one... two each."
Yi Cheng held up two little fingers, then immediately changed her mind, shaking her little fingers and saying, "No, no, no, at least... at least..."
"One hundred."
Black Rabbit immediately jumped up and added.
"Yes, yes, each of the geese wants a hundred. If you don't give them to you, the geese... the geese will hang you from a tree and carry out family discipline, hmph hmph hmph... Four no's, are you scared yet?"
Then, I'll double the number of geese and get a thousand, hehehe.
A sinister smile spread across Yi Cheng's small face.
"I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared..."
Xiao Xuan nodded repeatedly... "Don't worry, Junior Sister. In order for my son to lose some weight, your king crab will have to be postponed."
"Junior Aunt, Junior Aunt, are you really not going to give me any food?"
Little Yuanbao couldn't believe that his dearest junior aunt would refuse to feed him.
"Yuanbao, you're so silly, the goose is lying to its daddy."
Yi Cheng whispered in Xiao Yuanbao's ear, "When Daddy brings the king crab, I'll give you a few legs. I've heard crabs have lots of legs."
"Wow! Little Martial Aunt, you're so clever!"
Little Yuanbao immediately became completely devoted to his little aunt.
In his eyes, his junior aunt was not only incredibly strong and brave, but also possessed the legendary supreme strategy; in short, she was extremely clever.
The junior aunt also mentioned that she had a senior sister, her second senior aunt, who once said that the junior aunt was the smartest girl in the world.
Therefore, when I grow up, I want to be as smart as my little aunt.
"Daddy, you have to bring little auntie a big crab to eat next time, otherwise she won't give me any food, waaaaah~~"
Little Yuanbao said pitifully.
"Tch~~"
Xiao Xuan couldn't help but scoff, but when he saw the look his master gave him, he immediately put on a genuine smile.
"Haha, that's for sure. Don't worry, Daddy will definitely bring you lots of king crabs next time."
"It's not for me," Little Yuanbao waved his hand, "It's for my little aunt."
"Wow! Yuanbao is so tender and delicious!"
Yi Cheng came running over with a "da da da" sound, nudging Xiao Yuanbao with her little belly—this was their way of being happy and friendly.
"Ouch..."
Yuanbao did a few somersaults, but instead of getting angry, he happily got up and lay down on Yicheng's big belly.
"Little aunt, your belly is amazing! When will I be able to have a belly as big as yours?"
"Hmph, a goose's belly is truly unique, but if you eat more rice and meat, you can outlive Black Rabbit and Little Fatty."
"Yes, little junior sister, I'll try my best to cook."
Little Yuanbao nodded earnestly.
Xiao Xuan hesitated for a moment, then looked at Qin Shou, "Master, should I take this child back and raise him?"
Qin Shou glanced at him and said, "Whatever."
"No, I want to play with my junior aunt. We made a promise to go catch the king cobra again tomorrow."
Little Yuanbao hid behind Yicheng.
A giant king cobra!?
Xiao Xuan's eyelids twitched as he listened.
"What are you doing catching a king cobra, you little brat?"
"Eat."
"Be good, listen to your father. Snake meat doesn't taste good. Don't try to catch it. If you get bitten and poisoned, you'll die," Xiao Xuan advised.
"Dad, what does 'kicked up' mean?"
Little Yuanbao asked.
“It means he/she is dead,” Xiao Xuan replied.
"Oh, I understand."
Little Yuanbao nodded and said, "Dad, don't worry, I won't kick the bucket. I was poisoned before, and a giant snake even bit my tummy, but I didn't die, hee hee hee..."
"How about that, Dad? I'm awesome, aren't I! (￣￣￣??)??°"
Little Yuanbao laughed happily.
“.............. ”
Xiao Xuan was dumbfounded.
He glanced at the unreliable Turtle Mountain Trio and couldn't help but lament in his heart... "My son, what have you been through these past few years?!"
It's my fault. I should have kept you by my side and raised you.
Hmm...Should I have another baby with my wife when I go back this time?
Xiao Xuan suddenly stroked his chin and began to ponder.
He wasn't worried that anything serious would happen to his son, since his master was there.
But... what if... this account becomes useless? I'd still need to keep a secondary account in case my vast empire falls apart.
"Hehehe, the dreams of children are the most carefree."
Qin Shou flicked his long sleeves and chuckled leisurely.
In his eyes, this is what childhood should be like: eat when you're supposed to eat, sleep when you're supposed to sleep, and play as much as you want when you're supposed to play. Anyway, with him around, there won't be any other risks.
Because when Yuanbao was young, his biggest risk was probably his junior aunt.
Hmm... I think it should be like this.
Xiao Xuan nodded to himself, still lost in his own thoughts.
Looking at the child who could trip over himself while running, he felt deeply that having another child was the best thing to do.
Or perhaps... the more the merrier.
"Hehehe... I was so brilliant."
Snap!
Just as Xiao Xuan was grinning maliciously, he received another slap on the back of the head.
"What are you thinking about?"
"nothing. "
Xiao Xuan snapped out of his reverie and said, "By the way, Master, when will Second Senior Sister arrive? I'm just a fragment of my soul; it won't be long before I dissipate."
Qin Shou thought for a moment and said, "I've calculated it, it should arrive in the next few days."
"Yuanbao, grab the goose and throw it in the pot."
At this moment, Yi Cheng and the others squatted in the courtyard, placed the large black pot in the middle, and urged Xiao Yuanbao to grab the goose.
"Oh, little junior sister, I'm here."
Little Yuanbao dragged the big white goose excitedly towards the big black pot.
"Wait!"
Seeing this, Qin Shou, who was talking to Xiao Xuan, decisively reached out a large hand and grabbed Xiao Yuanbao's collar.
".............."
Xiao Xuan was completely bewildered. "Master, what are you doing?"
"You can't be afraid this little idiot will rush into the pot and boil himself and the goose together, can you? Hahahaha..."
Xiao Xuan couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Because in his mind, no matter how stupid his child is, tripping over his own leg with his left leg should be the limit.
What do you think?
Qin Shou glanced at him indifferently.
"Gah..."
Xiao Xuan's laughter stopped abruptly.
His lips kept twitching.
"Uh... Master, the way you look at him... could it be that he really is capable of boiling himself?"
"Master, Master, let me go! How could I be so stupid? Hee hee hee..."
Xiao Xuan: "............"
"Then be careful, slowly approach that big black pot, and then throw the goose in."
Qin Shou put down the small gold ingot and whispered his instructions.
"Yes, Master, don't worry."
Little Yuanbao was holding onto the big white goose, which kept flapping its wings in his hands and even pecked his hand with its beak.
"Oh dear..."
Little Yuanbao cried out in surprise and let go.
"Goose, goose, goose......."
The big white goose honked and flapped its wings as it ran all over the yard.
"Big white goose, don't run away, hurry up and come into Little Aunt's pot."
Little Yuanbao chased after the big white goose, flapping his wings several times, but each time he missed, crying out "Ouch, ouch!"
Finally, after much effort, they caught the big white goose. Faced with another peck from the goose, Xiao Yuanbao grabbed its neck, opened his mouth wide, and bit down hard, making the goose completely bewildered.
"Little Martial Aunt, I'm here."
Little Yuanbao, with his bottom sticking out, dragged the big white goose towards the pot.
".............？？？？？"
Xiao Xuan suffered too many blows today.
I need to build one, I absolutely must build one! Oh no, I need to build several! Only when I have enough accounts to support will my heart feel a little better.
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